The Corrupted Wishing Game

Granted (i also feel your pain :p ) but you"ll get lost in it 
I wish i could teleport whenever i want

Granted but you will be obsessed with looking at reflection elsewhere (glass buildings, puddles of water)

I wish my housemates would stop dirtying the bathroom

Granted but you will be the one who gets dirty, so clean yourself well :D
I wish it rains today, to be cooler..

Granted but they would scream and cry in every other situation, including when they are happy

I wish the weather forecasts were more accurate

granted every time you something your nose will grow longer 
 I wish no one saw my deleted wish :D:D:D:D

granted you will be cycling perfectly and shout out of happiness while the bike is fixed into the ground and the video will go viral 

I wish for world peace xD 

granted but you will not understand a single word of what your saying ,, people will get so mad at you and you won't know why XP

I wish the money  on my table can reproduce just like cats 

granted you will be too lazy you won't move any part of your body and the stupid doctor will declare the time of death ,, good luck explaining yourself
I wish I'm not hungry