The Corrupted Wishing Game

Granted, but they'll fall off afterwards. 

I wish I could control time. 

Granted, but then you'll have replacement classes all weekend

I wish my friends were free to have a weekend outing this week

Granted, but you wont be able to leave ever again
I wish i could turn invisible whenever i wished 

Granted but not in the country where you live

I wish to have someone cook hot breakfast for me every morning

Granted but only for animals :)

I wish to have a good sleep :( ...

granted but they will always change into a dirty one and you can never stop it 

I wish my size can change to fit any dress XD

Granted, all the judgmental-ness is removed from everybody on Earth and placed into you, you are now the most judgemental person on the planet.

I wish I could induce amnesia on demand to erase memories of specific things like games, dramas and anime so you can experience it for the first time, again and again.

Granted but you won't have access to a car or any other vehicle

I wish the roads don't get so jammed up every day