warning! this game is insane and is not suitable for those who have prestige

Rules:

1- The first person just need to imagine a question and answer it
1- the next person will ask a question that can make the answer sound funny

person 1: I wanted to try a life or death experience.


person 2: why did you choose to date her ?

so the answer for this question will be :

wrote: person 1: I wanted to try a life or death experience



person2: we can do that next weekend

person3: do you think it's ok to eat human ?
and the answer is
wrote: person2: we can do that next weekend



ok let's start


I'm on diet.
Why are you only eating one elephant ? ... ... ... I'm sleepy .
Why are you such a prude ? Because I like chocolate.
why did you eat my lotion ? I don't have money
Why are you sitting here on the middle of the road ? I'm tired of listening to you
why are you trying to kill yourself? I really want to go home
Why are you hugging an old lamp? Calculators are cool
how do manage to count all of your kids? the stars are glowing
How can you when you fly at night? I need a new coat.
Why not buy more sheep? I cant see a thing..
Why are you dunking your head in the toilets ?
Did you have fun staring at the sun? I smell roses.
Lol you're genius I hate to read
Why are you turning the pages so fast ? I want this guy to look at me !
Why did you just dance crazily? I ate too much food.