
Originally Posted by
ladyfaile
i have a friend like that. and my brother law is also like that sometimes. not as much now that he has kids, but if he's drinking they come out haha
i have a surprisingly filthy mouth. i'm pretty tiny and look younger than i am so people get the impression that i'm like all sweet and innocent but they'd be shocked to hear some of what goes through my head sometimes. i can be pretty nasty.
a customer made me swear up a storm in front of other customers yesterday lol. i was so mad. i've started a little flower garden outside the front of the store, i was out checking on it while a few regular customers were on the porch having a smoke. this guy (also somewhat of a regular, very nice old man actually and always tips for coffee, i always enjoy serving him, he's really funny) decides it'd be funny to drive up right behind me and wail on the horn. i jumped and looked back and his bumper was like 3 inches from my face (i was squatting down pulling weeds) oh man did i let fly... the other customers were so shocked they didn't know what to say. it was something like "holy *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*, i'm gonna *bleep* *bleep* his *bleep* *bleep*"
i was all like o(▼皿▼メ)o and they were all like (●゚д゚●)
i told the old man he made me swear in front of customers and he just giggled his little old man butt off