i like to crochet, i like the number eight, i like chocolate, more than my fair share of alcohol and i looked after my nan. i knock on peoples doors and run away. i tell the internet far too much and oh man id do anything to make you laugh. i stick chewing gum in obscure places. i enjoy long walks in parks, candlelit dinners for two and I am looking for a gu...oh bollocks, wrong site.