First Impressions & Booty Call Appointments

What was that random arse time jump after all the close up shots? How many close up of his effing shoes did we need to see? The camera work was just weird and all over the place. Also that boss dude seemed more like that one person who stands and open the door at a fancy/important person's home than an actual boss. I swear, they'd let anyone in a suit and a watch be a boss these days. And what the eff does the company even do? what they selling? contracts?And did Pat help him build an empire in five years only to remain an assistant, a booty call, and the designated driver while he's out effing everyone and their mamas? No, Pat is sad to look at, he's so pathetic he's pitiful. Elyes even made him a stand in for his dates. And he has to wait in the car while he's out ho-ing? Plus, after all that he have genuine feelings for Elyes? Like, why? Literally, why you gonna fell for someone who treats you with less respect than dirt? Sure, there was a scene where Pat said he didn't mind the ho-ing and felt nothing about it, but dude, you have a random else photo with you in the corner in a frame, on your bed-stand, probably taken off the internet, come on son, have some shame! Self respect Susan, do you have any?And the sad truth is, it's not that Elyes doesn't see that what he does hurt Pat, he does, and even knew when he was mad at him. And it also seems he have some left-over, inner struggle, perhaps misguided feelings for Pat as well, cuz he doesn't even want him to quit. But bish, after 5 years together, working so close with you, many late night dinners, if you don't know I'm allergic to seafood, imma riot.Also, the story I wanted to see is how Elyes went from complaining about Pat being 10 seconds late, and ready to call HR on him, to him being under him on his bed. Suddenly Elyes doesn't look or sound repulsed to be breathing the same as Pat and they are eff-buddies-by-appointment. I hope we get a flashback to how it all started, it would be nice. That time jump literally after 1 scene was rubbish. The director and editors might have thought they ate with that, but my arse was staring like... pack it up and bring it back Sharon, you've done nothing impressive enough to time jump. That being said. I AM GOING TO ENJOY THIS SHOW sooo verrry much. We have a pathetic lead with zero percent self-respect, who is going to make me yell at my screen at how much I wanna slap him with a rubber chicken. I'm gonna enjoy all the hurt, the nonsense, me rolling my eyes and shaking my head, all the cringe dialogue, stupid romantic gestures and judge him through my screen. Is it going to be cringy, awkward and super nonsense, probably, but we love drama and red flags in this house, so sign me the eff up, I am seated for this show!! I'm lowkey holding my breath that it ends up surprising me and be good drama.I am looking forward to learning more about the characters and to see how they develop, hopefully. I hope we get to see flashbacks of how these whole thing started, and learn just what this company does. I'm also looking forward to how these two would find common ground and end up together, cuz obviously, they're probably gonna end up together, and Pat is going to pretend Elyes isn't a man-ho who treated him like used slippers. And of course the what-the-eff-is-even-going-on drama that's to come. Ooof, I can't wait!Anyway, if you're looking for some dramatic arse show that's probably gonna make you want to reach into the screen and slap yourself a lead, then this show is for you. Grab some popcorn cuz we've got a red flag and a lead who is colorblind by choice, it can only be a fun ride from here.

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Be fucking fr

I don't know what I am watching I was putting all of the screenshots I took into my drama list and this was one of them. Mr. Elyes looks scary as fuck dude. Crazy side swoop on this guy with the glasses. Elyes is a bitch ass I can already tell. I am gonna put it on my calendar when this airs lol. I would have splashed coffee in his fucking face. I can already tell Elyes a freak, why does he have that freaky ass look.HUH???? WHAT WAS THAT VISION, RUN IT BACK THAT'S YOUR BOSS. WHY ARE WE LETTING HIM USE YOU LIKE THAT, BABE? I would reconsider my whole life looking at this sexy blockhead. He is bad as fuck. Okay, he is lowkey fine as fuck. Oh lord. Elyes making out with some random slim thick baddie. They are eating this scene up. Elyes is this weird and attractive, every time he smiles I SMILE DUDE. Elyes looks like a vampire. Edward Cullen-type shit. Why is Elyes keeping suspicious pictures in a book? Very meta very manure. I don't have a clue what is happening. Elyes and this guy are fuck buddies. WHO IS RUN? STOP BECAUSE I AM SO CONFUSED. Elyes is very meta very byronic. The camera work is great. Pat likes Elyes. Are they fucking on the up-high? I am very confused. Off wine? How much did he drink? The house from every bl ever! So confused. Stay with me, he fucking leaves. WHO EVEN ARE THESE PEOPLE? Okay, I am turning off my brain. Headline if they keep this shit up: I don't have to understand what is happening because they are hot!!!!!! Why is that guy talking like he is giving a speech? I feel like I have watched 4 episodes and I am only on the first one. Pat is a g to everyone but his own love life. And is he a fucking chauffeur why is he driving his boss around? That computer is so far away from that keyboard holy fuck. Elyes is weirdly attractive. He looks better without the glasses, very pale but he looks better. Elyes eyes go soft when Pat comes in. It feels like a new episode every time I look down. Just wasted 49 minutes of my life. Height difference. WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DID I JUST FUCKING WATCH? 6/10. Okay bye!

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