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Apr 9, 2026

RANDOM EARLY ACCESS OUT OF NOWHERE HELLO.…

RANDOM EARLY ACCESS OUT OF NOWHERE HELLO. arthits hairrrr, yall i will never be okayyy. North is cockingggg. North is not real. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIRT??? johan north playing in his face. Johan is a dog. they are judging him so hard rn. One of his one redeeming traits is hes good looking lmao. I LOVE THEMMM SO MUCHHH. THAT GREY SHIRT LMAOOOO, WHAT HE DOING WITH ALL THATTT. DAO CANT HANDLEEEE ALL THATTTT. skin difff hello. "Wow he dislikes me!" ah man. the cat licking ngern feet at the start im dead. arthit needs a challenge i fear. "well make it work lmao." arthit. WHAT ARE WE SMOKING. THEY ARE 4TH YEARS???? HOW OLD ARE THE OTHER ONES. flowkey so obssed with them. YALLLL SOME WHORESSSSS. FUCKKK YALLL BUM ASSS NIGGGAASSS, I WILL NEVER BE OKAY. IT WAS THE FACT HE WAS IN HIS CLOTHES. IM GLAD WE APOLOGIZE, WE OWNED UP, VERY MATURE. he is a saint bernard lowkey. Fah will handle anyone i fear, he is the biggest threat in this show. LOOK AT THOSE LEGSSSS. THE DOORRRR. THIS WAS IN THE TRALIERRRR. BROKE PPL SHOULD NEVER. 9/10 OKAY BYE!

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Apr 3, 2026

OK, this is a fun little lol episode. I feel…

OK, this is a fun little lol episode. I feel like we could’ve put more in here, but it’s all good. Got the lore from the perspective of. Klao or the fake version of him this is mortifying. Seeing a bunch of faces you can remember, but they’re not the people you know is genuinely horrifying. Also him asking questions about the Lord he is he’s like is he handsome? Is he single babe? Just say we like him or whatever. Excited for the next episode and also I keep forgetting their names but latte and Kim in the past version are very cute and they actually like each other. And Kim calling out for latte when JJ was like grabbing onto him and trying to see if you remembered him very cute. See you so they’re definitely fucking. Also, the servants aren’t telling him everything because they are definitely fucking too. 9/10 okay bye!

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Apr 2, 2026

This episode was so much fun on my fucking…

This episode was so much fun on my fucking God. I’m going to get violent waiting for next Wednesday. Holy fucking shit. It’s hard off really sad and then we have that random jump scare and then. arthit fell 1st and I didn’t think he was going to for some reason but it’s just so romantic and so cute. He’s like yeah how do I know if I like him but he like does so cute I literally cannot fucking wait for next week I am about to get violent. Also Arthit snapping at North and then johan snapping at him oh my God, I don’t know how this made me feel holy fucking shit. 9.5/10 okay bye!
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Mar 28, 2026

Yeah no where is my cute whimsical shit why…

Yeah no where is my cute whimsical shit why are we about to put the cat down. Old cats make me sad. I CANNOT FATHOM WHY WE WROTE THIS INTO THE PLOT. We just wanna see people sad. Unfathomably sad for literally no reason. He’s writing a diary just like his mom. I’m gonna kill myself. WHY ARE WE FREAKED OUT??? Out of nowhere???? THESE CATS ARE BEYOND CUTEEE. The gold chains after gambling have me deadddd. RIP TO SATANGWINNY. Yall will be misseddd. The ending was fine, uh yeah. 9/10 okay bye!
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Mar 28, 2026

dragging

Bro if my man said he could hear cats thoughts, I would be pressed because what the fuck does that even mean. Also we are dragging the plot rn, there is not much else we need to do, stop packing these episodes with nothing at the end. 8/10 okay bye!
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Mar 27, 2026

Lynx is so fucking awkward oh my lord. RIP…

Lynx is so fucking awkward oh my lord. RIP WINNYSATANG OH MU GODDDD. A random ass episode I can't lie. 7/10 but cute but fuck this felt so random. Okay bye!
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Mar 27, 2026

Holy mood setter

Fighting every bone in my body to not take a nap rn. Holy moly we know how to set the mooddddd. This show is not a lot of brain power which is nice and I am enjoying it. Also lynx was def a little tipsy lmaooo. 9/10 okay bye!
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Mar 27, 2026

ZERO SHAME FROM LEO OH MY LORD. GREAT IS SO…

ZERO SHAME FROM LEO OH MY LORD. GREAT IS SO FUCKING SEXY, MY LORD, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Satang has chem with everyone i fear. rip winnysatang tho. sorry that summer ended terribly, and same with yall. AJ? ISNT THAT YOU BRUH. Oh no thats jj, jk. OK cute. Hey, I wont take advantage of you. They started kissing. 9/10 okay bye!
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Mar 27, 2026

Four Stars

Neglecting your own kid for someone else’s is fucked up. Like there’s always these positive memories of her, but at the end of the day she neglected lynx like really badly. This kid isn’t even biologically related to you, bro, but you wanna take care of him and not your own son. Leo so rude, even though lynx owes no obligation to him. Holy my magic prohecy. Leo is coming in here, eating all your food and trying to steal your man. I would have kicked his ass out already. Yo babe, he does not want you. He out here daydreaming about this guy. Lowkey zoned out. 8/10 okay bye!
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Mar 27, 2026

Someone's fire alarm has been going off…

Someone's fire alarm has been going off all morning, bruhhh. ALSO, THIS WHOLE EPISODE HAS BEEN A HARD WATCH. This show is fucking crack, and these guys can't run if their lives depended on it. What are we even donig? This cat love story is LARD. BABE AIN'T NOBODY WANNA SEE THISSSS. Khao's eyessss, oh my goddd, they are gorgeoussss. Also isn't he a debt collector, or did we just forget about that? ALSO BITCH IS YOU BLIND THERE ARE WINDOWS. ALSO BROKE HO, WHY DID THE POER GET TAKEN OUT? SMELLING HIM OUT LIKE A HOUND DOG IS INSANE. WAIT THIS IS CUTE. DATEEEEE. CUTEEE The romance building in this is pretty good. I like this. 9/10 okay bye!

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Mar 27, 2026

Four Stars

Explaining this show to one of my roommates makes me sound and feel crazy, lmao. This show is weird, but I really like it, actually. I think the cute little moments are really driving it along nicely. I am gonna do one more episode tonight and then sleep bc i have work, but yeah. Khao and those eyes got me acting brand new; they are gorgeous. Also, First jealousy, good acting. Cuck chair with first and great. And that final scene is the start to a questionable porn video but thats okay. 8/10 okay bye!
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Mar 26, 2026

Knocking this all out today. Uh how big is…

Knocking this all out today. Uh how big is this age gap? this show hella dark. It is so short but i cant bring myself to sit through it lmao. Okay so it is jumping back and forth from back then to modern day? i feel dropped in a world that I know nothing about. Probably been the longest 20 minutes of my life, my god. I think my main critique of this show is that, there is no plot, it is just an idea thrown on a screen. I have no reason to care about anything also becasue there is no lore. Okay that reveal was cool, but I needed more lore for it to feel more satisfying. Oh and its just over. Um, i dont know, maybe 7/10, idk how i feel about this one. Okay bye!

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Mar 25, 2026

nah why was this sad af

Russian ass lady. Also, I know they’re not in California really but if they were, it would probably be Bakersfield or somewhere in Northern California in the middle of butt fuck nowhere. Lmaooo. MEEN AND DO YALL. Stoppp im gonna bawl. Bro stop. Yall couldn’t just be a ghost and a human? Im done. He better get reincarnated immediately. I like how they are taking things slow. Yall are breaking my heart tight now. This english cocking my shit. But damn this sad af. Christmas day is fucked. Where is my whimsical shit. I’m not hungry. What is this. 9/10 i’m gonna need a real happy episode after whatever the fuck this was. okay bye!

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Mar 20, 2026

DAMNNN THEMMM. Why we always leave the juicy…

DAMNNN THEMMM. Why we always leave the juicy stuff for the end? Cute with more lore on family and the fact emma is made up, rpetty cool. EVERYONE FUCKING AMERICAN HOLY SHIT ALSO CALI WAS WAY TOO CLOSE TO HOME, I DIDNT LIKE THAT, ONE BIT. 9/10 okay bye!
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Mar 17, 2026

bad but in a good way lmao

This was lowkey lard but in a good way. It is crappy but fun lmao. ganaster has love at first sight momment with college kid and can only show his love through anger. I could get behind this. and the college kid was just straight staring at his fucking ass and got inspired to write a screenplay by doing that, right right. i am making an edit right now lmao. 8/10 okay bye!
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