I didn't realize the Educational Rights Protection Bureau also granted immunity from the laws of physics. Let's recap this absolute masterclass in science:
The Head Start: Corrupt teacher falls out of the window first.
The Cheat Code: Hwa-jin jumps out after her, somehow activates creative mode mid-air, and falls faster than terminal velocity to overtake her.
The Mid-Air Acrobatics: He catches her, pulls off a beautiful 180-degree spin like they are on Dancing with the Stars, and positions her perfectly to smash the car windshield.
The Aftermath: He adjusts his tie, dusts off his suit, and walks away without a scratch. Meanwhile, the car is completely totaled.
Which man is asking? A smart and confident man would pick FL. FL is honest, has integrity, she communicates, she…
It’s hilarious how you write these long-winded manifestos to convince the internet you’re some intellectual titan, yet we all know the truth. You’re out here acting like you’re too evolved for anyone who isn't a carbon copy of your standards, but if a girl like Ah Jeong even glanced in your direction, you’d be off your soapbox and on your knees faster than you could hit "post." Keep typing your little essays, though; it’s a cute way to distract yourself from the fact that you’d fold at the first sign of actual interest.
The Head Start: Corrupt teacher falls out of the window first.
The Cheat Code: Hwa-jin jumps out after her, somehow activates creative mode mid-air, and falls faster than terminal velocity to overtake her.
The Mid-Air Acrobatics: He catches her, pulls off a beautiful 180-degree spin like they are on Dancing with the Stars, and positions her perfectly to smash the car windshield.
The Aftermath: He adjusts his tie, dusts off his suit, and walks away without a scratch. Meanwhile, the car is completely totaled.