Housecat for Mortals

idc

Not me doing seal claps over ArnoldTua 🥺

I shouldn't have laughed so hard at Jack delivering the flowers to the wrong person 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Raffy I love you but don't mess with a guy's bag. Come on

Boooooo! HISSSSSSS!

NOOOOO Raffy, don't fight with Rome over fucking Dean??? (And I love Dean)

Jack when it's Dean hitting on Arnold on stage: CUT! I'm jealous.

Jack when it's Raffy hitting in Arnold on stage: CUT! I'm not feeling it.

what the fuck do you want man?

Rome. Nooooooo

Arnold: Tua's rhythm is unlike anyone else's I've ever known.

You mean nonexistent?

ArnoldTua are too cute gosh 🥺

Why they always panning off to Pete every time Rome and Raffy are about to discuss or do something scandalous

I just don't like them

THE FUCK YOU MEAN at first ARNOLD? Do you want to give me seizure?

Grrrrrllllllll SAME. Like TopMew was unnecessary

If Dean was honest from jump: I had a moment with Arnold, nothing happened tho. I think Jack wouldn't react too badly. But he's proven himself to be a craxy bitch so... I understand why Dean is withholding the truth but honestly, any pain that comes Jack's way, he's earned it.

Could have done a Cats for Cash promo instead whatever the fuck that was

Starting the episode with a JackDean honeymoon. Bold. Will there be pain after? EW. EW. Why are TopMew here and speaking 🤮

I was right about the embezzler but I wish they'd shown us Timmy's investigation. Perhaps he should have even done some sleuthing with Raffy who'd have enjoyed taking him down

This cowboy performance has me grinning like a goof. Does ever wear not shorts

GMM must always have watersports in their shows