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I love your reactions 🤣🤣🤣

Oh, in that case, let’s just say I prefer my epics to have a bit more… sparkle. But hey, to each their own version of a grand finale! 🌟😏

Rich panties for a rich villain experience—now that’s what I call being prepared for all sorts of ‘liquid assets’! 😂

Ah, aiming for the top tier of villainy, I see! Let's not forget to add 'Internship under the most notorious villains' to our resumes. Might just be the competitive edge we need in the job market! 😂

His epic eye rolls 🙄

Looks like it’s going to be a bestseller! Just imagine the book signings—‘Please bring your ID and your best eye contact.’ 😂

Oh, absolutely! Next, you’ll tell us Zouey’s secretly running a villain academy and we’ve all been enrolled without knowing. Just waiting for my acceptance letter and official villain cape now! 🦹‍♂️😂

Right there with you! If I tried to keep a straight face saying half of what he does, I’d end up laughing so hard I’d cry. It’s a real talent, or we’re just missing the poker face gene! 😂

Guess it’s true what they say, the eyes aren’t just the window to the soul, but also the perfect distraction technique! Next thing you know, we’ll be signing up for ‘How to resist charming eyes 101’. 😄

I like the conspiracy theory that Zouey is the murderer.

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Kinda sad 😞

Envision going rogue with a drill in the bathroom, aiming to add "custom holes" to your tub for some fun. It's like giving your bathtub a piercing 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gay gloryholes in tubs?!!!

Aww 🫂

Hey fabulous supporters! 🌟 Just a quick sassy reminder: if you don’t clickety-click to confirm your email soon, your super-important signature will vanish into thin air—poof! Like last season’s fashion.

Sounds like a plan to me 👍🏻

Should we drop that petition link above like it's the hottest gossip in town?👆🏻🔝

It's like opening a box of assorted chocolates and finding out they forgot to include the mystery flavor. Surprise! It's invisible.🤣

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