While you are gloating about the stolen cookie, I quickly draw a false tunnel entrance. When you finally try to run away like Roadrunner and actually bump into it, I steal the cookie back.

I slip into my rocket skates AND - being faster than light - not only lose the ants but also steal the cookie out of your hand as I overtake you

I'll just scatter lots of pebbles on your path to make you stumble with your skates. While you're falling, I'll take the cookie back.

I'll sprinkle you with fairy dust that will make you sleepy and steal the cookie. :D

I hold a mirror up to your face and you're so distracted by your beautiful victory smile that I can just steal the cookie out of your hand

I'll tell you the two in your profile pic are now in a real relationship. While you are distracted checking if it's true online, I'll steal the cookie.

 Nieve:

I will colour, ColourMePurple with any other colour than purple colour.

ColourMePurple is shocked to see other colour than purple colour in the mirror that 

she immediately leaves to wash this new colour and colour herself back to purple colour and 

while leaving she angrily throws the cookie which I catch with a victory smile.

Touché XD

I'm calling out the entire BL community that you've upset with your fake news and while they're backing you into a corner, I'm stealing the cookie back ;D