Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me is in charge of maintaining the hamster wheels that are used to power the internet.

tpam works at mac donults

Tpam kidnapped my grandma 

The person above me has an entourage of a dozen people who roll out a red carpet for them wherever they go. If you have seen a red carpet leading to the checkout aisle of a grocery store or at a restaurant, you might have just ran into them.

The person above me is a psychic who can communicate with the spirits of departed goldfish.

 John Smith:

The person above me is not amazing.

you spam too much

 John Smith:

The thought never occurred to you that perhaps people are deleting their posts?

yeah because your spamming too much