The MAgic Soda Vendor!

you get a theater stage *insert pizza*

you get a monkey who loves eating banana pie *insert love*

you get one apple seed that will make your dreams come true *insert a (toy)building*

you get a broken vendor machine... lol.. *insert an alarm*

...out comes a puddle of goo! *inserts a burnt piece of toast*

You get a beat up, fixer-upper *insert the wicked witch of the west*

you get a roll of tape *insert calculator*

you get apple earphone *insert comb*