Niki Demonix:

No lie told...

With all the necking LYF has introduced me to, anyone who wants boring sex should just be shot dead

 Kikinaki:

No lie told...

With all the necking LYF has introduced me to, anyone who wants boring sex should just be shot dead

With XL/TJC you know you're getting exciting/dirty/kinky/twisted sex but he might as well cuddle you if you become his pet!

 nathsketch:

To be fair, that silly girl didn’t choose anything. She just went with the flow. Choosing to be alone would have been better, but oh well. Trauma free card pass to justify dumb life choices :P

:)

 Niki Demonix:

nathsketch  ALSO...

Doesnt Tushan Jing/dw give you boring sex vibes not even vanilla just plain ass boring to non existent sex or is it just me? Like  the type of guy who will prolly cry, cover his face and ask you to "be gentle" cause he is "sensitive" & a "virgin"? ( and i ain't talking about Virgin Mary)


 nathsketch:
But sure, boring is the first thing that comes to mind :)


 Kikinaki:
Hauntingly boring sex.....

Ladies, do you think Jing can even get it up? He'd been neutered - 7/9 tails cut off, is that a metaphorical neutering or what? If he still can, then he's physically weaker than he already was (to match his wimpy nature) and got no stamina. Xiao Yao can look forward to sex in the missionary position @ 7pm, once a week for the remaining 100 or so years that she has with Jing.  Xiao Yao will be lucky if she gets 5 minutes of thrusting - who am I kidding, 2 - before he starts crying.  Good luck to Xiao Yao. I just want to say...


I'm petty do you say?


Sorry Kikiniki, I know that you kinda like Jing.

 HeadInTheClouds:
Ladies, do you think Jing can even get it up? He'd been neutered - 7/9 tails cut off, is that a metaphorical neutering or what? If he still can, then he's physically weaker than he already was (to match his wimpy nature) and got no stamina. Xiao Yao can look forward to sex in the missionary position @ 7pm, once a week for the remaining 100 or so years that she has with Jing.  Xiao Yao will be lucky if she gets 5 minutes of thrusting - who am I kidding, 2 - before he starts crying.  Good luck to Xiao Yao. I just want to say...

 

But what missionary girl? He looks prolly like the "starfish" guy...just laying there like Patrick the starfish doing nothing & might cry for not being able to get it up...  

Or he will try to set himself & XY on fire again for failing to get it up....


Good luck XY spending money on viagra, cialis & levitra....You'll need them.... Or actually HE WILL!

 HeadInTheClouds:
I'm petty do you say?


Also let's use to examples to show the difference between Boyfren XL/TCJ & "wish verion boyfren-not what i ordered" TJ:

What XL would say & do....

VS

What TJ would say... (he wouldn't do anything anyway)

 Niki Demonix:

 

But what missionary girl? He looks prolly like the "starfish" guy...just laying there like Patrick the starfish doing nothing & might cry for not being able to get it up...  

Or he will try to set himself & XY on fire again for failing to get it up....


Good luck XY spending money on viagra, cialis & levitra....You'll need them.... Or actually HE WILL!


Oh my goodness! now we're delving into the non existent sex life of Jing....

We really are a bunch of petty pals ,huh?

Maybe Xiao Yao will be too busy exploring the ocean ( reminiscing about Xiangliu) to bother about jing's limp little bits

Lol

 Kikinaki:

Oh my goodness! now we're delving into the non existent sex life of Jing....

We really are a bunch of petty pals ,huh?

Maybe Xiao Yao will be too busy exploring the ocean ( reminiscing about Xiangliu) to bother about jing's limp little bits

Lol


Also Jackson Wang & Tan Jianci are so cuteeeeeeeee:

Check at 1:17 (also keep watching cause it has more of them towards the end)


p.s. why is dylan wang's hair yellow????

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS FORUM?

 nathsketch:

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS FORUM?


Limp bits hahahahahahaha

Honestly? No.

Better to just...

Be Fascinated.

 nathsketch:

Limp bits hahahahahahaha

Honestly? No.

Better to just...

Be Fascinated.


 Elise:

Thanks for all the links relating to the event Kokuto ❤️ I wonder why the other one wasn't there. I think it's kinda weird how he's the second male lead/endgame and he didn't make it.

Supposedly, Deng Wei will not be attending any of the end of the year events or celebrations. There was already a lot of drama a couple of weeks ago between his fandom Diamonds and his studio over this. Diamonds are very angry at his studio staff and management for what they see as poor management, poor advising, and poor communication and collaboration with his fandom.

 nathsketch:

WHAT IS HAPPENING ON THIS FORUM?

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