A small collection of out favorite quotes from the series. Ah, this post was supposed to be loubug's one but here we are:
Ep. 1
- Come on, bro. You’re 20. Are you saving your virginity to sell when you’re older?
- He won’t have sex with anyone or jerk off to humans.
- You like to smell underwear but I never judge you.
- Let’s go back to draw. The brush is here.
- Your dick is touching my arm.
Ep. 2
- They didn’t build this body to fuck grandads and sluts.
- This isn’t a thriller fantasy movie.
- (horny Japanese with thick Thai accent)
- Come on, dad. I use protection. Even sixth graders do.
Ep.3
- Daddy, your son is a slut.
- A shot glass has a capacity of 15 milliliters. When you come you only produce about 1.5 milliliters . So we need to come 30 times.
- I call waiters baby all the time.
- Just let me put the tip in.
Ep.4
- Do you want me to suck your nipples so you can come faster?
- Am I that unfuckable?
Ep.5
- Is there anywhere you would like me to focus on? My head. Every head.
- I’m not a teacher. I’m a prostitute.
- I’ll let you choose if you want to be cooked medium rare or well done.
- If you can hack him, shut down the car wash shop and be a detective.
Ep. 6
- Now you to make love, not fuck. Make love. You take the bait, you get the bread.
Ep.7
- I’m like sleeping at the community’s mushroom breeding center
- He’s an oldie like you, huh?
- I can’t draw anymore, the statue of David doesn’t have an erection.
Ep.8
-Excuse me. You fucked, didn’t you?
Ep. 10
- I crave the thirst of your lips, your touch, your voice and your hair.
When I walk the street, it's silent.
It's you I'm craving.. Food does not give me energy.
I crave you even more in the energy.
I crave you even more in the morning.. I want to eat you up.
You're like "smooth almond".
- Your dad is so fucking cool if it wasn't your brothers funeral i would have asked for his selfie
- Eat this dog food or eat my cum
- Hello police, my boyfriend has gone missing in the script he is writing
- You can have the shiitake, the seaweed and the cheese sausage
- I'm warning you because I'm kind!
Ep. 11
- Not now dude, he's panicking
- Jump, I told you to run, asshole, not to go on honeymoon in St. Tropez
- Enough with the drama, I have some good news!
- Lumphini park doesn't have outdoors. There are no prostitutes in Pattaya.
- Why is this more complicated than cables in Bangkok!
- My life is wonderful, it has its own soundtrack.
- Asshole! My life turned into some MI7 shit
- Nont, you're a normal person. You're not Conan the detective
Ep.12
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Let me kiss away your pain
- What in the 'Serbian Film' is this shit?
- Cathy doll - give me twice Let's do it twice as the name suggests
- If I were to have a boyfriend it would be something like you
- Zouey: I feel bad that you feel bad that I feel bad about what you said to me and what I said at playboyy
Captain: I'm mad at you that you got mad at me for being mad at Puen
First: If you have a problem that we have a problem, that means the problem is you dot think our feelings are valid
Zouey: Now I know that I didn’t think that you would think about me thinking about your feelings
Ep. 13
- Why are you so loud? Are you giving a public statement?
- Cut! That was so sweet! But this isn't the time for that. People are about to die.
- You're difficult to love so I'm giving it a shot.
- Massaging, working out and fucking. I also make my own chicken breast smoothies.
Do you want to see how good your chicken breast is?
- I'm expelled so I'll open a detective agency. I really need a good plot twist now
Ep.14
- You're just wasting your energy Waste your energy fucking me instead.
- Good, you'll be fucking him good.
- Have sex with me as my boyfriend...still a better love story than Fuck me like I'm my brother!
