Mickey9

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frst of all dnt call me that. nd dnt drag me to ur stpd shps

r u ok?

ill do the serious convo nd u came for narration. hw abt like that😭

this is like saying m cringy😭

aw🥹so how r we gnna start?do we nid a marching band to get this fics writing party started?or just a motivational pen?🥹

m not jelly! hw dre u😭

nooo. u'll officially chicken's peas nuggets🤣

jyridonkulous on ridiculous mode🤣

i guess nobody’s really intersted in my parents fics🥹i wanna to collab wid my jj triangle but she said there’s no more sparkles left😭

why me?😭

yep I always love ma jiejie🥹

noo way😭letz collab ma jiejie triangle!

y'all insane. havent gone here for many days but y'all getting sus😑

scene: ji ling is “dead” again, lu wuyi is dramatic and both are fully aware triangle is scripting their suffering]

lu wuyi: "ji ling… why do you keep dying? is triangle addicted to my tears or what?"

ji ling: one eye pops open "yep. they call it the ‘wuyi trauma package.’ comes with free sobbing and emotional breakdowns."

lu wuyi: "i swear, next time i’m haunting triangle in every timeline."

ji ling: "do it. i’ll die again just to see them scream."

lu wuyi: "you’re insufferable."

ji ling: "and yet, irresistible. triangle even wrote that in the fine print."

lu wuyi: "fine print? i want a refund on all my heartbreak."

ji ling: "lol, too late. triangle’s like ‘oops, you’re stuck crying forever, enjoy!’"

lu wuyi: "if i survive this, i’m ghosting triangle… permanently."

ji ling: "ghost me too, but bring snacks. dying is exhausting, u know."

lu wuyi: "ugh..we are literally the most dramatic otp ever written."

ji ling: "thank triangle. we’re basically their cp angst legend."

who bullied u jj mimi🤣

u mean jyridonkulous flirting is unmatch!🤣

wont let u sleep on the floor🥹

im not adopted. m a biological daugtha😭

wow u really use 🐁 without hestation huh?😭🔪