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Hello, hello, hello, how are we doing today? I know I am doing well, trying to write reviews for shows instead of waiting till December and writing all of them, so let's go. I would give this show an 8.5 (8.6) out of 10, and I have a lot of feelings about it, with most of them being negative, so get ready. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, do an episode review, and then put this bitch in the dirt.
Okay, I do go on to dog on the plot later, but the idea was lowkey fire. His mom and brother get dropped within a couple of months of each other, and it's lowkey his ex's fault, and he only finds that out years later. Like I love that. Personally, I would have skinned this bitch alive and set him on fire and then thrown him in the river next to the Platinum Mall and then brought him back up and shat on him, but you know, like becoming an actor to get revenge on him works too. Love that, great setup, I just wish the execution was a little bit better (a lot bit better, but I will talk about that later). ALSO SUNNY STEALING HIS WHOLE BRAND WAS FIREEEEEEEE.
Another thing I liked, and I am going to put these in the same category, was acting and chemistry. Just a fantastic job from Min and Toptap (insert that Brazilian dance here, because they got me doing it now), and our great acting and chemistry actually brought this show to life really well, so good for them. I am going to address the elephant in the room that is their porno sex scene, even though it did need better buildup in terms of their relationship; IT WAS FUCKING GREAT JOB GUYS. MAYBE TOO GREAT OF A JOB BECAUSE MY FRIEND AND I WERE ACTUALLY GAGGED. NO, but I am truly impressed with them for that; that was really well done, and their good acting really shined through for that, so yeah. I really hope to see them together in one more project or at least separate things, because they did phenomenally in this.
I am going to write the things that I disliked first (even though it shows up second, just know I wrote it first lmao). Starting off STRONG, the romance building and plot of this show. I feel like these can be two separate categories, but I am going to smack them under one. I feel like I put this in every single one of my reviews with shows like these: oh, if they have a good plot, then their romance building is terrible, and vice versa. Well, bad news: both of them suck in this. Okay, so the plot of the show is very to the point and really simple, which I liked. I will give them that, THEN TELL ME WHY WE STARTED TO DRAG PLOT THIS SHIT BY THE SECOND EPISODE? I don't understand. Like, we were doing run-arounds, and it became irritating already. Like I understand, you are here for revenge; why did it take us so long to do that, and even then, like we realized we are better than that-like what? We were dragging our feet the entire show and nuked the fucking ending because of it; like, I'm sorry that was crappy plot writing. And maybe it's because this was a manhwa or whatever, and those are hard to make it to shows, but I feel like we could have filled our episode more with relevant stuff instead of DRAG PLOTTING THIS SHIT, LIKE I'M DONE. Words can actually not describe how bad this plot execution was, and I'm sorry (it had nothing to do with the actors they ate; it had to do with idk more of the directing or screenwriting I don't know).
Okay, next thing in this category was romance building. My friend and I watched this together, and we knew from the very start it was going to be bad, because of the plot at the start, but we still gave it a chance. Did it live up to the expectations? You know the answer to that: NO. Like, why can't we just have dates, have romance, and not just jump the gun? I'm like, what? SUN HATED ARTHUR UP UNTIL THEY HAD SEX, I'M like, can we break down the walls a little, maybe have more than ONE CUTE MOMENT, something, anything. I need substance to actually care about a show, not JUST fucking bullshit. No, but all I was given was bullshit. Because even their sex scene felt kind of random. Well, it did, and it didn't, because I understand what they were getting at and it was really well done, but dude, that's so irritating. I'm sorry, it just felt very random because we were too worried about our plot building that was ass. Like, I'm so done with y'all. (OH AND THEN THE RANDOM PUNCHING AT THE START, SO NOT ONLY CAN WE NOT WRITE ROMANCE BUT HE'S ALSO A BEATER? EXCUSE PICK A STRUGGLE). I said this in episode 4, and I think it sums up our main couple in this show: "I feel the scenes with our couple kind of feel forced into the plot in a way, so I think they need to write those in a little bit better or just tone down all the other shit, because why is everyone and their momma his enemy? That is lowkey so hard to keep track of, but it's whatever."
DO YOU WEAR WIGS? WILL YOU WEAR WIGS? (Translation: the wings were awful).
Okay, I understand we wanted lore-accurate entertainment companies and what people will do for fame, but the fucking killing shit, the rape scene, forced blowjobs, those were actually overkill. Like I know what they were getting at, but after the 18th damn scene, I was just uncomfortable as fuck and it just kind of felt like a lost in the sauce love of the game kind of thing, instead of trying to add to the plot, so I'm like okay, let's actually wrap this shit up, we did not need all of that because it was going into fetish territory I can't lie, like with how much they were repeating those scenes of it, BECAUSE WHY DID WE GO BACK TO THAT CLUB EVERY EPISODE (like besides our main couple)? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT FELT IRRELEVANT AFTER A WHILE.
Okay, last up with things I didn't like was the ending. COME ON WE SPENT 10 WEEKS BUILDING TOWARDS THE SHIT, I WAS SO READY, AND WE NUKED THAT SHIT. They didn't even give us like a rushed or cute sex scene at the end; all we got was boonfery and I'm irritated as fuck, like actually. I am getting mad just thinking about it. Oh my god. Okay, so things were looking up for the ending, and then we literally kill everyone off. Arthur gets promoted, Sunny gets fired, Sky gets the new job, Sun is still unemployed, and Arthur and Sun have a crappy ending. If you are like, Hey, that's a lot of shit for an episode, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS. ALL OF OUR VILLIANS GET KILLED RANDOMLY BY THE COPS, AND SOME RANDOM GUY, AND THAT'S JUST IT? LIKE I WANTED THEM TO DIE, BUT THAT WAS SO ONE OFF AND DIDN'T REALLY AVENGE ANYONE, JUST IRRITATING AS FUCK. (And if it was that easy, why didn't we do that at the start?) I am so mad at that, because I really wanted it to be good; I did, but it just wasn't, and I'm so sad. My main thing about why the ending was bad is that we spent too long dragging our feet with a plot, and we actually lost the plot too, and then we had to rush everything and get like a mega happy ending for everyone, but our couple. Okay, I am done now, but please understand there are a lot of angry words unsaid lmao.
Okay, episode overreview time! Episode 1: "God, if I were in this goofy, ugly wig-wearing motherfucker’s shoes, that ex would never find peace. As I stated earlier, I am not even violent like that, but I would low-key skin this motherfucker alive. I cannot lie. What the fuck?" Episode 2: "The guy who plays Sunny slash Bank, he low-key looks very hot. Just with the red slash orange hair, it looks like he has a big fat fucking head, and he does not look good with the orange hair. Loki, dye that shit back immediately because there is no fucking way. You're sexy as hell; you're nerfing yourself with this ugly-ass hair. I know he wanted to play that villain. He walked in, and he is like, I need to play the villain. I am playing no submissive bitch. I am playing the villain. They are like, shit, okay, do your own thing, twin." Episode 4: "I feel the scenes with our couple kind of feel forced into the plot in a way, so I think they need to write those in a little bit better or just tone down all the other shit, because why is everyone and their momma his enemy? That is lowkey so hard to keep track of, but it's whatever." Episode 5: "THAT DEEP ASS VOICE HAS ME DEAD. OLD MEN MEAT RIDDERS, I'M SO IRRATED. WHY ARE WE KISSING? I am so lost. So random. Big ass eyes. The smile. Once a crash out, always a crash out. Lace front glued downnn. NOT THE CAMERA, YALL FUCKED UP. Holy eye contact. IN FRONT OF SUNNY IS CRAZYYYYYYYY. I'M GAGGED. LETS CONNECT SOME DOTS YOU DUMB ASS." Episode 6: "He run the mascot streeeetssss.FNAF 9 ah. This is lowkey scary as shit. Arthur a freakkkk. Y'all have sex once. INSANE. Is Arthur a furry? BOSSS. LOVE TRAP STAMP AH TATTOOS. DEEP VOICEEE. HE WANT YOU BADDDDD. IN THE CEMETERY TOO IS GNARLY. SECURITY BREACH AH CAMERA. HE IS THERE BC OF HIS MOMMMM, FUCKK I FORGOTTTT. I am so sad. Arthur walks like it's heavy; I'm done. 5 years ago is just a bad year for everyone. His mom founded Dream; I'm so sad. Oh shit." Episode 7: "Why haven't we fallen in love yet? We have like 3 episodes left. We are too busy giving lore and not actually giving plot on our main couple." "LOOK AT THOSE EYES, HE WANTS THAT COOKIE BADLY. FUCKKK. She could have just died from cancer, dude; why did she kill herself? Wait, that is actually so fucking sad. Behind those eyes is a lot of bottled-up sadness. I am glad they are making this kind of funny; I like when shows don't take everything so seriously." Episode 8: "Thank god for the BTS, because we gotta take a step back lmao. Oh my god. The dream that she built is very different from the way the dream is now, oh my god. THEY R FREAKED OUTTTT." "I wish our romance building was a bit better. This feels kind of random. Is come tell me the cpatial of lithua code word for lets fuck? 41 MINUTES LEFT WE MUST HAVE LOST OUR MINDS" "WE WOULD SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR A FISH DUDE. HIS HANDS ARE THE SIZE OF MIN'S HEAD. GOD, I KNOW HE'S GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS. Can you make me cry? I'M SICKKKK again. BITCH IS WE FUCKING OR WHATTTTTTTTT?????" Episode 9: "WE HAVE SOAP ON US, GO GET BACK IN THE TUB YALL HAVE ME SO MAD RN." "Uh, yeah, I don't wanna see this. Nah, but anything for fame, right? We just killed somebody, for what? For what, dude? WE'VE LOST THE PLOT. WHERE'S OUR SPINE? Those sinks look so stupid. THIS IS ALL WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ENTIRE SHOW. PUT THESE NIGGAS IN THE DIRT, SUN. I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT PLAYING RIGHT NOW. COMEDIC AH WRENCH IM DONE. WHY DO WE ALL HAVE BATS AND THAT GUY HAS A WRENCH? THEME SONGG TIMEEE AS WE BLEED OUT OF OUR BRAIN. THIS IS KIND OF META. At least we died sexy. A lot happened but also nothing lmao." Episode 10: "lowkey ass ending We are dragging our feet and now we are to the end and gonna rush our shit, which is quite irritating because this was a pretty good show. Just the romance aspect was god fucking awful, like actually, we just pissed me off. I’m losing the plot rapidly. Like my god. Just killing the villains off so crappily. That sucked; I am lowkey irritated. We did not use our height difference enough. Sunny ending was ass too. Y'all, we are not locked in. HOLY TIME JUMP. DAB UP WAS CLEAN. So that whole episode was ass because we actually spent way too long dragging our feet. That is just so annoying. Whatever."
Okay, I will let you rest now, mama. But yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't recommend it because everything's just like whatever, but I would say watch for our boys because they did a good job; everything else, fuck that. Okay bye!
Okay, I do go on to dog on the plot later, but the idea was lowkey fire. His mom and brother get dropped within a couple of months of each other, and it's lowkey his ex's fault, and he only finds that out years later. Like I love that. Personally, I would have skinned this bitch alive and set him on fire and then thrown him in the river next to the Platinum Mall and then brought him back up and shat on him, but you know, like becoming an actor to get revenge on him works too. Love that, great setup, I just wish the execution was a little bit better (a lot bit better, but I will talk about that later). ALSO SUNNY STEALING HIS WHOLE BRAND WAS FIREEEEEEEE.
Another thing I liked, and I am going to put these in the same category, was acting and chemistry. Just a fantastic job from Min and Toptap (insert that Brazilian dance here, because they got me doing it now), and our great acting and chemistry actually brought this show to life really well, so good for them. I am going to address the elephant in the room that is their porno sex scene, even though it did need better buildup in terms of their relationship; IT WAS FUCKING GREAT JOB GUYS. MAYBE TOO GREAT OF A JOB BECAUSE MY FRIEND AND I WERE ACTUALLY GAGGED. NO, but I am truly impressed with them for that; that was really well done, and their good acting really shined through for that, so yeah. I really hope to see them together in one more project or at least separate things, because they did phenomenally in this.
I am going to write the things that I disliked first (even though it shows up second, just know I wrote it first lmao). Starting off STRONG, the romance building and plot of this show. I feel like these can be two separate categories, but I am going to smack them under one. I feel like I put this in every single one of my reviews with shows like these: oh, if they have a good plot, then their romance building is terrible, and vice versa. Well, bad news: both of them suck in this. Okay, so the plot of the show is very to the point and really simple, which I liked. I will give them that, THEN TELL ME WHY WE STARTED TO DRAG PLOT THIS SHIT BY THE SECOND EPISODE? I don't understand. Like, we were doing run-arounds, and it became irritating already. Like I understand, you are here for revenge; why did it take us so long to do that, and even then, like we realized we are better than that-like what? We were dragging our feet the entire show and nuked the fucking ending because of it; like, I'm sorry that was crappy plot writing. And maybe it's because this was a manhwa or whatever, and those are hard to make it to shows, but I feel like we could have filled our episode more with relevant stuff instead of DRAG PLOTTING THIS SHIT, LIKE I'M DONE. Words can actually not describe how bad this plot execution was, and I'm sorry (it had nothing to do with the actors they ate; it had to do with idk more of the directing or screenwriting I don't know).
Okay, next thing in this category was romance building. My friend and I watched this together, and we knew from the very start it was going to be bad, because of the plot at the start, but we still gave it a chance. Did it live up to the expectations? You know the answer to that: NO. Like, why can't we just have dates, have romance, and not just jump the gun? I'm like, what? SUN HATED ARTHUR UP UNTIL THEY HAD SEX, I'M like, can we break down the walls a little, maybe have more than ONE CUTE MOMENT, something, anything. I need substance to actually care about a show, not JUST fucking bullshit. No, but all I was given was bullshit. Because even their sex scene felt kind of random. Well, it did, and it didn't, because I understand what they were getting at and it was really well done, but dude, that's so irritating. I'm sorry, it just felt very random because we were too worried about our plot building that was ass. Like, I'm so done with y'all. (OH AND THEN THE RANDOM PUNCHING AT THE START, SO NOT ONLY CAN WE NOT WRITE ROMANCE BUT HE'S ALSO A BEATER? EXCUSE PICK A STRUGGLE). I said this in episode 4, and I think it sums up our main couple in this show: "I feel the scenes with our couple kind of feel forced into the plot in a way, so I think they need to write those in a little bit better or just tone down all the other shit, because why is everyone and their momma his enemy? That is lowkey so hard to keep track of, but it's whatever."
DO YOU WEAR WIGS? WILL YOU WEAR WIGS? (Translation: the wings were awful).
Okay, I understand we wanted lore-accurate entertainment companies and what people will do for fame, but the fucking killing shit, the rape scene, forced blowjobs, those were actually overkill. Like I know what they were getting at, but after the 18th damn scene, I was just uncomfortable as fuck and it just kind of felt like a lost in the sauce love of the game kind of thing, instead of trying to add to the plot, so I'm like okay, let's actually wrap this shit up, we did not need all of that because it was going into fetish territory I can't lie, like with how much they were repeating those scenes of it, BECAUSE WHY DID WE GO BACK TO THAT CLUB EVERY EPISODE (like besides our main couple)? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT FELT IRRELEVANT AFTER A WHILE.
Okay, last up with things I didn't like was the ending. COME ON WE SPENT 10 WEEKS BUILDING TOWARDS THE SHIT, I WAS SO READY, AND WE NUKED THAT SHIT. They didn't even give us like a rushed or cute sex scene at the end; all we got was boonfery and I'm irritated as fuck, like actually. I am getting mad just thinking about it. Oh my god. Okay, so things were looking up for the ending, and then we literally kill everyone off. Arthur gets promoted, Sunny gets fired, Sky gets the new job, Sun is still unemployed, and Arthur and Sun have a crappy ending. If you are like, Hey, that's a lot of shit for an episode, IT'S BECAUSE IT IS. ALL OF OUR VILLIANS GET KILLED RANDOMLY BY THE COPS, AND SOME RANDOM GUY, AND THAT'S JUST IT? LIKE I WANTED THEM TO DIE, BUT THAT WAS SO ONE OFF AND DIDN'T REALLY AVENGE ANYONE, JUST IRRITATING AS FUCK. (And if it was that easy, why didn't we do that at the start?) I am so mad at that, because I really wanted it to be good; I did, but it just wasn't, and I'm so sad. My main thing about why the ending was bad is that we spent too long dragging our feet with a plot, and we actually lost the plot too, and then we had to rush everything and get like a mega happy ending for everyone, but our couple. Okay, I am done now, but please understand there are a lot of angry words unsaid lmao.
Okay, episode overreview time! Episode 1: "God, if I were in this goofy, ugly wig-wearing motherfucker’s shoes, that ex would never find peace. As I stated earlier, I am not even violent like that, but I would low-key skin this motherfucker alive. I cannot lie. What the fuck?" Episode 2: "The guy who plays Sunny slash Bank, he low-key looks very hot. Just with the red slash orange hair, it looks like he has a big fat fucking head, and he does not look good with the orange hair. Loki, dye that shit back immediately because there is no fucking way. You're sexy as hell; you're nerfing yourself with this ugly-ass hair. I know he wanted to play that villain. He walked in, and he is like, I need to play the villain. I am playing no submissive bitch. I am playing the villain. They are like, shit, okay, do your own thing, twin." Episode 4: "I feel the scenes with our couple kind of feel forced into the plot in a way, so I think they need to write those in a little bit better or just tone down all the other shit, because why is everyone and their momma his enemy? That is lowkey so hard to keep track of, but it's whatever." Episode 5: "THAT DEEP ASS VOICE HAS ME DEAD. OLD MEN MEAT RIDDERS, I'M SO IRRATED. WHY ARE WE KISSING? I am so lost. So random. Big ass eyes. The smile. Once a crash out, always a crash out. Lace front glued downnn. NOT THE CAMERA, YALL FUCKED UP. Holy eye contact. IN FRONT OF SUNNY IS CRAZYYYYYYYY. I'M GAGGED. LETS CONNECT SOME DOTS YOU DUMB ASS." Episode 6: "He run the mascot streeeetssss.FNAF 9 ah. This is lowkey scary as shit. Arthur a freakkkk. Y'all have sex once. INSANE. Is Arthur a furry? BOSSS. LOVE TRAP STAMP AH TATTOOS. DEEP VOICEEE. HE WANT YOU BADDDDD. IN THE CEMETERY TOO IS GNARLY. SECURITY BREACH AH CAMERA. HE IS THERE BC OF HIS MOMMMM, FUCKK I FORGOTTTT. I am so sad. Arthur walks like it's heavy; I'm done. 5 years ago is just a bad year for everyone. His mom founded Dream; I'm so sad. Oh shit." Episode 7: "Why haven't we fallen in love yet? We have like 3 episodes left. We are too busy giving lore and not actually giving plot on our main couple." "LOOK AT THOSE EYES, HE WANTS THAT COOKIE BADLY. FUCKKK. She could have just died from cancer, dude; why did she kill herself? Wait, that is actually so fucking sad. Behind those eyes is a lot of bottled-up sadness. I am glad they are making this kind of funny; I like when shows don't take everything so seriously." Episode 8: "Thank god for the BTS, because we gotta take a step back lmao. Oh my god. The dream that she built is very different from the way the dream is now, oh my god. THEY R FREAKED OUTTTT." "I wish our romance building was a bit better. This feels kind of random. Is come tell me the cpatial of lithua code word for lets fuck? 41 MINUTES LEFT WE MUST HAVE LOST OUR MINDS" "WE WOULD SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR A FISH DUDE. HIS HANDS ARE THE SIZE OF MIN'S HEAD. GOD, I KNOW HE'S GOOD WITH HIS FINGERS. Can you make me cry? I'M SICKKKK again. BITCH IS WE FUCKING OR WHATTTTTTTTT?????" Episode 9: "WE HAVE SOAP ON US, GO GET BACK IN THE TUB YALL HAVE ME SO MAD RN." "Uh, yeah, I don't wanna see this. Nah, but anything for fame, right? We just killed somebody, for what? For what, dude? WE'VE LOST THE PLOT. WHERE'S OUR SPINE? Those sinks look so stupid. THIS IS ALL WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ENTIRE SHOW. PUT THESE NIGGAS IN THE DIRT, SUN. I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT PLAYING RIGHT NOW. COMEDIC AH WRENCH IM DONE. WHY DO WE ALL HAVE BATS AND THAT GUY HAS A WRENCH? THEME SONGG TIMEEE AS WE BLEED OUT OF OUR BRAIN. THIS IS KIND OF META. At least we died sexy. A lot happened but also nothing lmao." Episode 10: "lowkey ass ending We are dragging our feet and now we are to the end and gonna rush our shit, which is quite irritating because this was a pretty good show. Just the romance aspect was god fucking awful, like actually, we just pissed me off. I’m losing the plot rapidly. Like my god. Just killing the villains off so crappily. That sucked; I am lowkey irritated. We did not use our height difference enough. Sunny ending was ass too. Y'all, we are not locked in. HOLY TIME JUMP. DAB UP WAS CLEAN. So that whole episode was ass because we actually spent way too long dragging our feet. That is just so annoying. Whatever."
Okay, I will let you rest now, mama. But yeah, I don't know, I wouldn't recommend it because everything's just like whatever, but I would say watch for our boys because they did a good job; everything else, fuck that. Okay bye!
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