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FUKAMI THE FREAK
Okay, my friend and I just finished this goofy-ass show, and I have a lot of feelings about it. Overall, I would give it an 8.05 out of 10, and then I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and do an episode overview (I no joke watched this shit a couple of weeks ago and I started this review then, but oh my god, this show is so forgettable because I don't remember a damn thing about it lmao).
Starting OFF STRONG, with things I liked, the guy who played Kaji is literally so fucking sexy, and my friend doesn't agree at all. LIKE OH MY GOD, HE IS LUCKY I AM NOT IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND ALL THAT BECAUSE HE IS SO BADDD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. Shout out to my boy Kashio Atsuki, because you FINE AS A MOTHER FUCKERRR. NEXTTTT, WITH YOUR SEXY ASS.
Another thing I really like was the height difference. I felt like it was just something so simple, but it fit their dynamic as well as their chemistry so well, oh my god. And I have some really bad news...that's all I like in this fuck ass show. On to the dislikes, because there are a lot of them!
Regarding what I didn't like: first, it felt very random; second, holy AI. I think these ideas are pretty different, so I should probably put them in different sections, but this is how the show opened up, so... One, it dropped us into the most random bullshit plot and tried to convince us that it was heat, and truthfully it wasn't, and two, there was a lot of whipping around at the start, and oh my god, holy AI bro, not fucking with that, but you know what, whatever. I do think the show gets better and then falls off again, but it takes a hot minute for them to get together, and considering the episodes are only 13 minutes, they should have gotten to that point a lot faster. Going more into the randomness, I think that they were jumping around way too much in their episodes, but also not getting a single thing done in 13 minutes, like what? That's just bad plot writing at that point.
Following that, they were having so many bullsht issues; it was irritating. Like, Fukami is like Don't fall for me but when he falls for him, he won't own up to it-like, what? FUKAMI THE SPINELESS COWARD, just no. There was so much wasted space we could have spent on actual character development, more than just working at an office, but we just used it poorly because all we want to do is sit here and hold our fucking balls, my lord. Also, this show is so predictable it is irritating; like, please just do something differently for once. I don't want to see him get transferred and then y'all realize you love each other; like, just lock in from the very start so we don't have to do all of that.
Another thing I didn't like was the kisses. I feel like we had okay chemistry, but just like every single Japanese BL ever, we can't kiss at all, and I know it's because the actors are most definitely straight, but fuck, can we stop spending our budget on random AI and take some acting classes where we teach these bitches how to kiss.
Finally, for things I didn't like, the ending was ass. We spent 10 episodes building up for this shit just to end it like that? Girl, bye. We did NOT lock in when planning this script out, I swear to god.
And now it's random quotes from my episode review time!!! Episode 3: "OLD MAN SEXY FOR BIG MOMMA ON THE BED. GOD, HE IS SO HOT. BELLYYY IM GONNA NUTTTT ALL OVER THE SCREEN." Episode 4: "Fukami looks like someone's lesbian aunt with his hair tucked behind his ears. These weird visions with the orbs are very weird lmao. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HELLO. FACE DOWN ASS UP, IM GAGGED. The beauty marks on big momma have me all the way dead. Why is he holding his hair like that? I'm sickkkkk." Episode 5: "Bro, why are we letting our man just walk away like that? Fight for your love, dumb ass. ALSO DIDN'T FUKAMI SAY NOT TO CATCH FEELINGS, LIKE WHAT?" Episode 6: "FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO WASH YOUR FRIEND IN THE SHOWER? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, I'M DONE, I'M SICK. AH NAH." Episode 7: "Of course he’s gonna transfer, predictable-ass Japanese BL. That’s all they ever do is transfer to different branches, and then they realize they love each other, and then the show is over." Episode 9: "We all die anyway. HE IS LITERALLY HAPPY WITH YOU, FUKAMI THE ANNOYING BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD. Y'ALL LOCK IN." "Slow-motion running, I'm sick. We are irritating me so much right now."
Would I recommend this? If you and your friend are in Thailand, too tired to do anything, and all caught up on your BLs, then yes; but if not, no don't waste your time on this bullshit because all they are going to do is play in your fucking face. Okay bye!
Starting OFF STRONG, with things I liked, the guy who played Kaji is literally so fucking sexy, and my friend doesn't agree at all. LIKE OH MY GOD, HE IS LUCKY I AM NOT IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND ALL THAT BECAUSE HE IS SO BADDD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. Shout out to my boy Kashio Atsuki, because you FINE AS A MOTHER FUCKERRR. NEXTTTT, WITH YOUR SEXY ASS.
Another thing I really like was the height difference. I felt like it was just something so simple, but it fit their dynamic as well as their chemistry so well, oh my god. And I have some really bad news...that's all I like in this fuck ass show. On to the dislikes, because there are a lot of them!
Regarding what I didn't like: first, it felt very random; second, holy AI. I think these ideas are pretty different, so I should probably put them in different sections, but this is how the show opened up, so... One, it dropped us into the most random bullshit plot and tried to convince us that it was heat, and truthfully it wasn't, and two, there was a lot of whipping around at the start, and oh my god, holy AI bro, not fucking with that, but you know what, whatever. I do think the show gets better and then falls off again, but it takes a hot minute for them to get together, and considering the episodes are only 13 minutes, they should have gotten to that point a lot faster. Going more into the randomness, I think that they were jumping around way too much in their episodes, but also not getting a single thing done in 13 minutes, like what? That's just bad plot writing at that point.
Following that, they were having so many bullsht issues; it was irritating. Like, Fukami is like Don't fall for me but when he falls for him, he won't own up to it-like, what? FUKAMI THE SPINELESS COWARD, just no. There was so much wasted space we could have spent on actual character development, more than just working at an office, but we just used it poorly because all we want to do is sit here and hold our fucking balls, my lord. Also, this show is so predictable it is irritating; like, please just do something differently for once. I don't want to see him get transferred and then y'all realize you love each other; like, just lock in from the very start so we don't have to do all of that.
Another thing I didn't like was the kisses. I feel like we had okay chemistry, but just like every single Japanese BL ever, we can't kiss at all, and I know it's because the actors are most definitely straight, but fuck, can we stop spending our budget on random AI and take some acting classes where we teach these bitches how to kiss.
Finally, for things I didn't like, the ending was ass. We spent 10 episodes building up for this shit just to end it like that? Girl, bye. We did NOT lock in when planning this script out, I swear to god.
And now it's random quotes from my episode review time!!! Episode 3: "OLD MAN SEXY FOR BIG MOMMA ON THE BED. GOD, HE IS SO HOT. BELLYYY IM GONNA NUTTTT ALL OVER THE SCREEN." Episode 4: "Fukami looks like someone's lesbian aunt with his hair tucked behind his ears. These weird visions with the orbs are very weird lmao. HEIGHT DIFFERENCE HELLO. FACE DOWN ASS UP, IM GAGGED. The beauty marks on big momma have me all the way dead. Why is he holding his hair like that? I'm sickkkkk." Episode 5: "Bro, why are we letting our man just walk away like that? Fight for your love, dumb ass. ALSO DIDN'T FUKAMI SAY NOT TO CATCH FEELINGS, LIKE WHAT?" Episode 6: "FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO WASH YOUR FRIEND IN THE SHOWER? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS, I'M DONE, I'M SICK. AH NAH." Episode 7: "Of course he’s gonna transfer, predictable-ass Japanese BL. That’s all they ever do is transfer to different branches, and then they realize they love each other, and then the show is over." Episode 9: "We all die anyway. HE IS LITERALLY HAPPY WITH YOU, FUKAMI THE ANNOYING BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD. Y'ALL LOCK IN." "Slow-motion running, I'm sick. We are irritating me so much right now."
Would I recommend this? If you and your friend are in Thailand, too tired to do anything, and all caught up on your BLs, then yes; but if not, no don't waste your time on this bullshit because all they are going to do is play in your fucking face. Okay bye!
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