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Crows Zero japanese movie review
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Crows Zero
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by BingedAndBroken
8 days ago
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Overall 7.5
Story 7.0
Acting/Cast 8.5
Music 7.0
Rewatch Value 7.0
This review may contain spoilers

Good, But High&Low Has Ruined Me

πŸ“ So... How Did I Feel About This One?

⚠️ WARNING: Potential Spoilers β€” I’m Not Saving You from Emotional Damage

So, Crows Zero.

This is one of those movies where I can absolutely understand why people like it.

It's entertaining.

The cast is good.

There are plenty of fights.

The characters are memorable.

And the whole idea of Suzuran High being this legendary school full of violent little psychopaths is honestly pretty damn entertaining.

But after falling down the High&Low rabbit hole?

I couldn't help comparing it.

And that's where things get a little complicated.

Based on how these movies connect to the larger universe, you could probably look at Crows Zero as a predecessor of sorts to The Worst.

But honestly?

Not really.

They're connected through the world and the schools, but Crows Zero doesn't feel like part of the High&Low franchise itself.

And after watching everything I've watched in the High&Low universe so far, I'm actually glad it doesn't.

Because while I enjoyed Crows Zero, it just didn't hit me in the same way.

It was good for what it was.

But it wasn't good enough for me to think:

β€œYES. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN PART OF HIGH&LOW.”

And that's okay.

Not everything needs to be absorbed into the cinematic universe.

Sometimes a movie can just exist over there doing its own thing.

πŸ’• Things I Loved

The cast was definitely one of the strongest parts for me.

There's a lot of recognizable talent here, and everyone does a good job making their characters memorable.

I also liked the overall concept of Suzuran.

The entire school is basically organized around strength, reputation, and which group of idiots can beat the other group of idiots.

Which, admittedly, is not exactly revolutionary territory for me anymore.

Apparently I've watched enough Japanese delinquent dramas that this is now a legitimate genre of interest.

The rivalry between Genji and Serizawa also gives the movie a solid central conflict.

You know where this is going.

You know these two are eventually going to have to face each other.

And the movie takes its time building toward that confrontation.

The action is also good.

It's not High&Low levels of β€œHOW DID THAT PERSON SURVIVE THAT?” but there are definitely some solid fights.

And honestly, watching everyone fight over who gets to be king of Suzuran is entertaining enough to keep things moving.

😭 Things That Hurt My Feelings

Okay.

Let's talk about the music.

The J-rock itself wasn't bad.

I actually like J-rock.

But the way it was used here leaned much more toward the ballad side, and it just didn't always fit the aesthetic for me.

After getting used to the High&Low soundtracks, this felt noticeably different.

High&Low's music has this energy that makes the fight scenes feel even bigger.

Here, there were moments where I was sitting there thinking:

β€œOkay... this is a perfectly decent song.”

But also:

β€œWhy does this feel like it belongs in an entirely different movie?”

And then there was the R&B/pop music from the live house.

Girl.

Can we not?

I am trying to watch teenage delinquents destroy each other.

Please give me something with a little more bite.

πŸ”₯ And Then There Was THIS...

Suzuran High School.

Because good lord.

This school is a whole damn ecosystem.

You've got the Serizawa Army.

You've got Genji building his own faction.

You've got individual class leaders.

You've got the Armored Front.

You've got the Ebizuka Trio.

You've got Rindaman wandering around being treated like some kind of urban legend.

And somehow everyone knows exactly who everyone else is supposed to be afraid of.

At one point, I was mentally trying to keep track of all the different groups and realized I was basically watching a high school political thriller where the primary form of diplomacy is punching somebody in the face.

And honestly?

That might be the most Crows Zero thing imaginable.

🫠 Final Mood

I liked Crows Zero.

I thought it was entertaining, the cast was good, the story was solid, and there was plenty of delinquent-school chaos to keep me occupied.

But after getting completely swallowed by High&Low, I can definitely see why I prefer that franchise.

Crows Zero is good for what it is.

It just didn't have that same spark for me.

And honestly, I'm glad it stayed its own thing rather than becoming another branch of the already enormous High&Low universe.

Because at this point, I already have enough schools, gangs, factions, characters, rivalries, and emotionally complicated men punching each other to keep track of.

I do not need another twelve tabs open in my brain.

Still, I'm glad I watched it.

Especially because now I have a better understanding of where some of those connections to The Worst come from.

And apparently, this is what happens when you casually watch one Japanese delinquent movie.

You end up researching an entire cinematic ecosystem.

Again.

Started: Curious about the movie connected to the High&Low universe.

Finished: It was good, but I'm perfectly happy keeping Crows Zero in its own corner of the delinquent-movie universe.
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