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  • Join Date: September 14, 2022
Replying to Raffy May 28, 2026
Stockholm syndrome is when you get lost inside IKEA and fall for me
Call the main office and I'll be there
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Replying to goonernick May 27, 2026
the real definition of STOCKHOLM SYNDROME is dick
Stockholm syndrome is when you get lost inside IKEA and fall for me
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Replying to Jadah May 27, 2026
Can someone be smarter than me on Dean x Jack below and enlighten me on this cos I can't form any thoughts on…
Get down with Mr. President 🥰 (im kinda on your side too though)
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Replying to Raffy May 27, 2026
Bro im gonna sue you into your demise you dont even speak swedish how will you talk to the employeesim gonna björkskog…
Good. For that I'll give you 5 complimentary IKEA glassware items and 2 lunch coupons
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Replying to Raffy May 22, 2026
Bro im gonna sue you into your demise you dont even speak swedish how will you talk to the employeesim gonna björkskog…
calling a Blåhaj a Blähaj is the most insulting thing i mightve ever heard but its unintentionally really funny so i applaud you
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Replying to Dean May 22, 2026
i think i should buy IKEA.
Bro im gonna sue you into your demise you dont even speak swedish how will you talk to the employees
im gonna björkskog your djungelflod until you makapär get the fan away from my goddamn brand
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Replying to goonernick May 21, 2026
your diaper company is closed? what can we do economy is so high these days people can't even feed themselves…
Making cowboy outfits, do you want some?
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Replying to Sand May 21, 2026
no way??? bro?? what about those freshers we hired?
They work at my clothing company now, turns out they're really good at making cowboy hats
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Replying to Jack May 21, 2026
Will you bring from the trees with you? 🌹
There will be 0 trees in my cowboy party, find your own non-sappy drinks
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Replying to goonernick May 21, 2026
your diaper company is closed? what can we do economy is so high these days people can't even feed themselves…
I've found a new business
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Replying to Arnold May 21, 2026
I don't know what exactly hoedown means, but I'm in, I love music! 🐎🎶
Get your finest cowboy boots ready Arnie
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Replying to Jack May 21, 2026
Since I'm the director, should I direct episode 13? What are your suggestions? 🌹🎥🎬👓
2 hours of cowboy
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Replying to hyperreality May 21, 2026
13th episode tomorrow directed by Jack you say? 😄
It's 1 hour of me and rome because we need more domestic bliss
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Replying to hyperreality May 19, 2026
Someone please explain why is Sand called Poop Sand, I need to know the lore 😭🙏
Phi Sand -> Pee Sand -> Poop Sand something like that
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