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She said, I’ll take back what is mine piece by piece.

She does, she does!

Why do you think we are still here ha ha?

Don’t worry! Jiangli always wins!

Liu Xu: Tortoise kisser. (Which is funny, because his uncle is nicknamed Tortoise by Xiao Heng’s granddad.

😂 I like how you say the aspiration first and then break the illusion. Lolol. I’m happy to meet you at the shallow end.

Neither. Sichuan.

Yes, WXY was complaining that one of his legs was numb. 😂 then they had to reapply lipstick.

They kissed for two hours. Their lips were swollen. Damn director.

Ok. I saved that. Ye, I’m shallow. Sigh.

You’re welcome! Yes, I feel that YSJ is the scholar SYR aspired to be.

Wei Ji: Just spank me.

AHAHAHAHA! How meta.

And she got shy and ran away!

🤣 best description.

The ML dubbed himself. AvenueX didn't correct her mistake.

Characters in a Nutshell (update as I think of new ones, LOL):

XFF/Jiang Li: Tsieh Tsieh, Su Guo Gong, you handsome man, you.
Duke Su: A'Li. A'Li. How I love your name.
SYR: Me! Pitiful me! Me me me!
Ye: Why do all these men get to spend time with her?!
Sis Rao: Her! Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
The Family Li: Cave Dwelling Neanderthals.
Papa Jiang: My daughter. Not my daughter. My daughter. Not my daughter.
StepMonster: Every woman must die.
Twirling Princess: Shen Lang ah Shen Lang. Kwei! (Kneel)
Duke Su's Fan: I love my man so much and my man loves me back.
Wei: Ji: Just spank me.
Emperor: Dimply Propeller Head.

More later...please add, if you feel like doing so!

And the misnomer of calling it a parody.... It's a far cry from that or satire. #BiSiaICallWitnesses!

Welcome back, Old Timer! 😍

It’s the wedding kiss filmed for hours being shown. A real CPR kiss, not a I-have-cooties kiss. 😆