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All this is, is eye candy.

You'll get no spice here between the leads, I'll just start with that.

If you're *still* interested, even though there's no spice here... then here is what you will get:

*Average directing.
*Decent styling on everyone except ML and Villain. Whoever did Aaron Deng's hair should be fired.
*A plot that starts off interesting and then completely absolutely faceplants in the last several episodes and turns into one huge string of cliche cop-out c-drama tropes.
*Fairly decent acting on the part of the cast members.

This was an okay watch, I would recc to someone who is an Aaron Deng fan or a Tu Zhi Ying fan.... or someone who wants something light and topical as kind of like a between-shows watch.

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Better than most run-of-the mill c-dramas, but not re-watch caliber.

ML and FL were both very good in this. Excellent acting, great styling and costumes, both of them are great actors turning in solid performances.

However, just that alone can't save a show. Nearly everything else about this drama was "good but not great". Supporting cast, music, dialogue, camerawork, fight scenes, costumes... all were good but not great.

What sucks is that the worst part about it was the story itself. So this script fundamentally could not be saved. The way the plot was designed, was that you get the initial romance between the ML and FL, their courtship, falling in love... planning their wedding... having their before-the-wedding night, and it's all super sweet. That lasts through roughly the first half of the drama. And then.... calamity strikes and they are suddenly separated. This separation is brutal, cruel, and total, and it lasts for the entire second half of the drama. The writer first establishes in you an emotional connection to the ML/FL couple, and then uses that emotional connection to keep you watching through episode after episode of the pain of separation, and gross injustices carried out against the ML and the FL. Well, that gets tired real fast. I am not an emotional masochist, so I did not appreciate the storyline at ALL.

There are also problems with the scriptwriting. Transitions between one scene to the next sometimes leave you disoriented like "did I miss something between these two scenes?" And certain aspects of the story were acted out and filmed when they should have just been implied.... and other aspects of the story were implied, when they should have been acted out and a scene written for what happened. In this sense, the flow was blocky and disjointed.

Finally the chemistry between the main couple left something to be desired. It was "not bad". There was SOME level of chemistry there. But it wasn't electric. The two main actors are both very beautiful and very good actors, but they don't make the best couple. They just make a "pretty good" couple.

So this was a 7.5 for me, because it is definitely definitely worth a watch.... but not really worth a rewatch. Y'know... unless you just want to stare at beautiful sexy Luo Zheng in a hot costume and gorgeous long hair.

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A masterpiece of the twisted and scandalous...

This drama is a very strange blend of deep psychological exploration and taboo romance. Because of this reason alone, it will only attract a certain kind of viewer. Not everyone finds psychological analysis interesting. And not everyone can hang with a story that includes incestuous feelings and actions.

Unlike many dramas, the main strength of this one is it's screenplay. It is original, the dialogue is thoughtful and intelligent and at times wickedly hot. The characters are full of dimension, and the writer makes them come alive. The dynamics between characters are complex. The psychological insights are simple, profound, and treated with great sensitivity.

This is a story about a bunch of batshit crazy people. They're rich, for starters. The drama is very good at imparting to the viewer the kind of claustrophobia that rich/famous people live inside of. They rarely leave their house. Most scenes are in someone's bedroom, in the living room, in the kitchen, in the backyard. When they go on vacation, they just go to another house (their villla). The only animal that makes an appearance in the drama are horses. Which is a good parallel of the characters. They spend most of their time either in a little stable, or running trying to be free. When they leave their cocoon to go out to eat or to experience a new situation, they inevitably have unpleasant experiences with "outsiders"... this teaches them further that they are better off staying at home. Even within their home, there is a feeling of people continually trying to invade their privacy for one reason or another.

The characters all handle this strain by retreating into themselves.... and then the FL comes along and draws them each out of themselves, making them into healthier people with stronger loving bonds.

Because they are all perpetually rich, isolated, and withdrawn, they don't perceive themselves as abnormal. They don't have people in their lives to compare themselves to. Normal people are just "outsiders", and their opinions are not only immaterial, but unknowable. So the crazy is treated as normal.

SPOILERS NOW.....

What kind of crazy, well a crazy absent-parent actress mother. One brother whose girlfriend died and he went completely off the deep end and is living in the wake of his own deep grief, and becomes attracted to his newly arrived sister.... but only when he's drunk. Another brother who is likewise attracted to his newly discovered sister, and also attracted to his brother and dresses like the dead girlfriend to get his attention. An older sister who thinks all of this is perfectly normal and amusing, and enables their behavior.

Each of these characters is thoughtful, sensitive, intelligent in their own way. They have a lot of depth. Yet the perversion is always there running through everything. Sprinkled sparingly through somewhat normal scenes, theres scenes like.... the brothers arguing over which of them is going to take their sister's virginity.

It's shocking to the viewer, and yet the show plays it off as normal. Which makes it somehow even more shocking. And yet if you are into the twisted romances.... it's just so damn hot. Like 3rd degree brain-burns level hot. You will NEVER see this in another asian drama. And the best part is they treat the subject with so much maturity and delicacy, not like a joke or an embarrassment or a tool to be used for shock value alone. This drama is NOT for a psychologically squeamish viewer, and NOT for someone uncomfortable with the topic of sex, because so much of this drama revolves around the subject of sex.

The acting is somewhat amateur, but the actors all have a natural talent that shows through. So you could call it good "bad acting". But yeah, the acting is bad. Especially the ML. The screenplay is such a powerhouse that even saddled by the ML's novice acting performance, it still delivers. Soundtrack and OST doesn't intrude much on the show. A little bit at times, but for the mostpart it was fine. It has more silence than most dramas, and that in itself is such a great relief for the viewer who might be tired of overproduced garbage.

Some people are going to find this boring, because it's mainly dialogue-driven. The interpersonal relationships are the focus, and there is lots and lots of dialogue, most of it involving one degree or another of psychoanalytic conversation. They are also going to find it boring, because the characters themselves are bored. They're all so wounded that nothing from the outside world reaches them anymore.

I give this drama a 9+ because you will NOT find anything else like it in the world of drama, and I'm not kidding here. It is so different from anything else I've ever seen. And some of the scenes achieve a level of hotness you can rarely find in romance dramas, yet without being cheesy or explicit. It has massive imperfections, yes. But it also has a vision and a depth and a sick hotness that leave a lasting impression to say the least.

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It's the CLOY of c-dramas, and it's excellent.

This is top shelf goods, 100% Grade A Premium.

You can't please em all. But you can come pretty damn close.

So there are little criticisms to be had everywhere. But to focus on those is nitpicky, because when taken as a whole, this was a mightily satisfying and widely accessible drama, that highlighted all the good things c-dramas have to offer. Much like CLOY does with k-dramas. You can watch it with your friends, with your family, you can rewatch it over and over and it has staying power. Beautiful and funny and powerful iconic scenes created by a visionary director.

Cast was well-chosen, and delivered sincere and elevated performances that played to their strengths. And as usual, Deng Kai nearly stole the show, but this time his acting was on a whole other level of sincerity and depth, and I hope he reaches a new level in his career from this performance because it was EPIC DENG KAI. Pardon my french, but he took this massive A-lister production, and made it his bitch. And I mean that in the best possible way. I'm just so enthusiastic about his performance here that it moves me to expletives. Like if Deng Kai were your favorite hockey team and they just won the stanley cup. He was so great.

Usually I get into pros and cons of a drama when I review it. And then I say who I would recommend it for.

But with this one, it's honestly useless to list pros and cons, because I would recc this to literally just about anybody. And you can find out the pros and cons for yourself while you watch and form your own opinions, but however you walk away from this drama after watching it, it is NOT a waste of time. Its really effin good.

9/10 Because crowd-pleasers have to please everybody, they take less risks and so I give it one point off for "playing it safe" on a few key things. But other than that, this is about as close to "perfect" as a drama designed for a general audience can get.

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Stellen sie keine fragen!!!

(interrogation room, light shining in eyes)

So! I suppose you think you are ready to watch this drama... well I am not so sure, frauline.

(interrogator sits at table, opens thick manila file folder)

I can see from your file that you have watched... 312 dramas. Impressive, frauline. Most impressive. You are probably thinking you are an expert, ya? You are thinking you know everything about the drama Chinesischen. You have seen the Arthursteinen und the Dilrabaschlager many many times und you are thinking this drama will be amusing und clever with the fancy kostume und the spezial effekte. Well not so fast!

(interrogator slams desk dramatically, then gets up, paces slowly, hands clasped behind his back)

If you are to finish this drama successfully, you must not ask any questions! We will ask the questions here!!!

(pauses to clear throat and adjust tie. continues to pace officiously back and forth)

You will see things that make no sense. You must not let that break you. You must not engage your gray matter. It is of vital importance that you stay focused on your mission!

FL is 400 years old. ML is 20. AH AH! I told you not to ask any questions frauline, and look here you are already you cannot take it. I do not think you will survive at this rate. You must concentrate harder on not thinking or I am thinking you will fail your mission.

Now.... this FL has none of her five senses. But she can walk, talk, understand speech, read and write, paint, cook, play music and so forth.

(slap!)

Frauline!!! Get a grip on yourself! No questions! If you allow the questions to come into the brain, they will never end. Why do they forget the kid all the time? How can she have had 22 previous lovers when she can't feel anything? Why does the ML turn from a psycho bloodlust obsessed maniac into a basket of boneless chicken wings? If the producer can afford such gorgeous costumes and sets then why can't they spend some money on a decent hair stylist? If FL is the most powerful being in the known world, how come someone more powerful shows up in the third to last episode? Why as soon as ML and FL agree to be a couple, do they immediately begin a long-distance relationship? Why is ML able to repeatedly win martial arts battles with the second most powerful being in the known universe when he is only a mortal? Why does ML take FL back after she dumped him so brutally? How can she taste the subtle flavors of the food when she gets a sense of taste, but has no sense of smell?! Zum teufel mit deiner wissenschaft! To hell with your science! To hell with your so-called "Emotionale Logik"!

You must swallow the pain and the angst and focus on die freiwillige aussetzung des unglaubens! Willing suspension of disbelief!!!

(peers closely at frauline)

I see you have finished the first half of the drama, and now you are getting sleepy. Wach auf! Wake up!

(firmly pats frauline's cheek repeatedly to revive consciousness)

You must watch the 17 prefectures plot with the side characters! No, i will not 2x it for you!! No we will not be pressing the skip 10 sec button! You must stay awake or the drama will defeat you and crush you utterly! Here I have brought you the toothpicks for the propping open of deine augenlids and keeping the eyes from closing.

(frauline props eyelids open with toothpicks, continues to watch)

Das ist excellent frauline. Now comes the kisses and sweet confessions. Nevermind that he is dying! Das ist fine. It doesnt matter if he has terminal illness breath and can't feel anything, these are simply useless questions again, you musn't let them intrude on the romance of the drama!!

(more agitated pacing)

Und finally, you are at the finale! ML lives forever in a merciless icy blizzard which torments him as he endlessly fights his way toward a blinding sun, trapped inside a jellyfish from which he can never escape. Isn't it lovely? No?!! Well then you can have das 6 minütige Fanservice-Ende!!!!!

(bangs dramatically on desk)

You have finally completed your mission, frauline. Was it not a happy-making time? Was it not everything you hoped it would be, with the Dilrabadamme and the Arthurschteinen and the artifical intelligence? I suppose you will be watching this drama over and over now, correct?

(frauline weeps tears of relief and runs from interrogation room)

BRUTAL TRUTH SUMMARY: The romance was not romancing, the plot was not plotting, ML and FL have very little shared screentime, ML starts as a borderline yandere badass lunatic and ends as a feeble, cucked, dying shell of a man, and the best part about the whole thing was A) Ding Jia Wen as Feng Yi and B) The insanely gorgeous costumes.

With a budget this big and names this big, I'd call this a fail. The story could not support the weight of this big a production.

YES worth watching once just for the costumes and performances, but NO not worth a rewatch. Therefore: 7.5/10

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Visually beautiful production and charismatic ML but terrible editing, pacing, and sound editing.

This drama is very aesthetically appealing. Settings, lighting, camera direction and acting all came together to create a gorgeousness that feels immersive, dark-sexy and intriguing. The production values are somewhat higher end for a short length. I love this ML, ive seen him in other things and hes great.

Romance was more tame than I expected, and it was sort of presented as a side-dish to an overly complicated plot about drugs, power, secrets, and scheming.

The real problem was completely bad editing and pacing. It slows down way too slow, then speeds up way too fast with flashback scenes presented in disjointed ways and lots of skipping around from one thing to another.

The writing and directing werent the best either, there was an awul lot of cringe moments flying around here and there.

The bgm/ost were so "off" to me... nothing struck a note that matched the tone of the scene. It was all this accoustic femmy music with a dynamic range imbalance problem, that just killed any sexy and drove me to hit mute. Very loud in comparison to the drama, and distracting/detracting. Some people really like the songs. I dont.. this is not my kind of music. But aside from that, the music didnt match the tone of the show at all. You have a very dark aesthetic, lots of use of black and dimly lit interiors, and rainy nights, the ML has a very dark, smoldering quality to his looks, hes supposed to be a badass, protecting his ballerina girl from blood, bullets, drugs, and crime bosses. That just doesnt call for sentimental accoustic female ballad songs. It calls for something that sounds dark and smoky. The juxtaposition of music to show was imo jarring and detracted from the overall tone they were trying to create.

Supporting casts acting was neither great nor terrible. But since this romance was very short on actual romance, and my focus was challenged by the drama and not gripped by it, i give it a 6. Imo a wast of time, not totally worth the watch.

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Pretty much the ONLY thing wrong with this is the ending. Everything else was awesome...

This was a time-travel plotline that satisfies, because the pacing is just right, and it doesn't get overly confusing at any point. The story was interesting, but not too interesting. After all, in a romance drama, the plot is supposed to serve as the vehicle and backdrop to a core story about two people falling in love. Some romance dramas become so plot-heavy and entangled that the writers forget there's supposed to be a ROMANCE story in there, and the romance drops by the wayside in sacrifice to a plot thats just too much. Not with this one. The romance is always at front and center of the story, in every episode.

Lovesickness has a very interesting and peculiar brand of "angst" running through it that I greatly enjoyed. The characters are smiling and the sky is sunny, the clothes are white and pink, and yet you can feel this terrible sadness and yearning beneath it, coming from the plot, and it's such an odd contrast, I loved it.

Actors were EXCELLENT!!! Oh my GOD, the FL and ML are total powerhouse actors with amazing range, and they have real chemistry between them. As many of us already know, Yan Zi Xian knows how to kiss. But this time he's really outdone himself, because THERE IS A FRENCH KISS IN EPISODE 11. Yu Yi Lei, the actress who plays the FL is AWESOME for letting him kiss her like that, and she just rolled with it. She's not a bad onscreen kisser herself, and her ACTING is so GOOD. I normally am really picky about FL actresses, but I am an instant fan of YYL because of her performance in this. I cannot stress enough that these roles required a LOT of range of emotion and personality, and YYL and YZX completely slayed.

Makeup was totally on point. There are times where ML or FL has to look sickly, wounded, pale, drunk, happy, whatever.... and every time, the makeup set off the scene to make it that much more believable.

Writing also on point. The dialogue was touching but not sappy, easy to follow, with great sense of timing and pacing. The flow of the story was natural.

Many aspects of this show were frivolous, cliche, predictable. In that sense, this show is meant to be a casual, light watch. That's usually how it is with short-lengths. But within the confines of their format... they really fuckin nailed it. My only gripe is the way it ended, and I very much hope a part 2 is slated to happen at some point. Please god, let there be a sequel to this someday.

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Excellent screenwriting, strong direction, solid casting.... a super satisfying watch.

It's odd because the plot isn't exactly original, the chemistry between ML and FL isn't much more than passable, the romance is really a side-dish to the story, the direction and costumes and backdrops were very good but not top-tier.... and yet it's on my short-short list of best things I've seen all year.

It's the screenwriting. It's just excellent. And then all the other parts come together to support that script in a weird undefinable synergy that creates the most amazing final product. It's so addictive.

And then the ending is exactly what the viewer would have wanted. IMO, it needed more romance and fire, so I knocked one full point off for non-stellar ML/FL chemistry. But honestly, I'd rather watch 7/10 chemistry relationships that have a really good HE, than watch a 10/10 chemistry pair that has a horrible SE.

Standing ovation to everyone involved in this, it was absolutely amazing.

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If Power Rangers made a romance story.

There are no bug masks or spandex leotards, sure. But there is the same brisk pacing, gloating overacting villains, bad cgi and even worse dubbing, a story totally unfettered by pesky things like 'logic', and actors doing a halfassed job of playing characters that make no sense and have no backstory.

Much like Power Rangers, i am not emotionally moved in the slightest by this story, and only mildly amused by the copious abundance of cheese.

I give it a 6 because despite its failings, it was fresh... and even though I felt it was a waste of time, I was at least somewhat entertained.

I do have to say, though..... that it attempted to be an action/romance story, and the result was that it ended up being neither action nor romance.

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An overall strong production, with a few weaker points

The superior production and direction made this traditional story of palace intrigue very gripping and watchable. Pacing, styling, settings, direction, aesthetic were compelling and interesting.

The weak points:

1. The romance aspect was SORELY lacking. There is no passion at all, no romantic chemistry between leads, and a "made for all audiences" sensibility about it. This is not a romance story. Its a palace drama, with a light romantic element to it.

2. Missed the mark on the "strong finish", went overboard and turned it predictable and cheesy.

3. Villains are hard to understand psychologically, have too much screentime, are too cruel and sick, and do not get the endings they deserve in most cases.

Other than that, it was a fun watch.

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How is this not considered plagarism?

This story is basically 'My Fated Boy'. I've never seen anything ripped off so blatantly without any credit going to the original work. It's hard for me to even rate this because of that, but I gave it a 6, mainly because there was nothing wrong with the acting or the styling, and I'm sure those people worked hard to make a nice short-length drama.

But if this is going to be a copycat of MFB, only a short length, then what I would expect is the same story but with more spice and less bullshit. And yet somehow this story is LESS spice and MORE bullshit than the original. Justwow.

ML has a handsome quality to him, but it's clear that both the leads were chosen for their resemblances to the ML and FL from MFB. And as good as this ML is, he's not in the same league as He Yu. In MFB, the kisses and spice were electrifying. Here everything is meh. Not bad, but not good either.

I'm kind of surprised this production didn't get sued into oblivion.

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Slow start, picks up in the middle, then drags toward a shit ending.

I feel like I went through all that for nothing.

I just want to make it clear from the outset that I am exclusively a romance watcher, the actual ROMANCE aspect of a story is what i'm interested in and focused on. I rate things based on the quality of the romance part of the story, and how it fits into the plot.

Viewed strictly as a romance, imo this was awful. The romance was a side-dish to the main story, which was basically palace intrigue and political power struggles. There is a love triangle and the dynamics of it are weird and uncomfortable. The ML/FL chemistry was quashed over and over again, leading up to a SINGLE kiss scene you wait 38 episodes for that is maybe the most sanitized kiss scene Ive ever seen, it was basically only visually alluded to.

If you watch for spicy chemistry and romance, then you just get strung along and strung along all the way to the end, for nothing. ML dies.

Production value, acting, ost were all mediocre, except the FL who did a really good job.

First quarter of drama is hard to get into, and you wonder where its going with this large and cumbersome story. Middle 50% was a solid watch. Last 25% just totally dragged and turned into a cringefest of sappy filler monologues and over the top moments.

It was just a cop out of a romance story, and I really find it a shame I wasted so much time on it.

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When you buy something just for the free gift that comes with it.

My dear discerning and intelligent ladies and gentlemen,

Imagine a Macy's sale where if you buy a bottle of foundation, you get a free limited edition designer fragrance. Well, you don't need foundation. Your skin is beautiful, why would you buy foundation. Besides, you already have a bottle of the most perfect foundation at home, and this brand isn't as good as your brand anyways. But you really want that perfume because it smells fantastic and you can't buy it separate, it only comes with the deal.

This entire drama is just so mid. I give it cred for putting in a lot of effort, given the limited budget, to look vibrant, fresh, and luxe. The direction isn't bad, the styling isn't bad, and the ost is actually kind of awesome (except for when it isn't). The script and story are just a mess, but a watchable mess I suppose. And this was a very fair Yan Zi Xian performance. Gorgeous, believable -- although I HAVE seen him do better so I can't say this is his best work. The kisses are also not bad, but not great for what we know Zi Xian can do. Everything is just so MID!

But that's not really why I think you should give this one a watch.... maybe not as a 'wow this is going to be so immersive and cool' watch, but more as an inbetween non-comittal watch. And that reason - the free limited edition designer fragrance that you are buying this stupid bottle of foundation FOR - is the FL actress Zeng You Zhen.

Where did she come from? Because she is AWESOME! I am pretty picky and critical of FL's. I'm not used to seeing an up-and-coming FL that makes me sit up and pay attention, but she did. Her performance here, is so good. She has a lot of depth, her "crying face" looks like a real crying face. Her laughter, confusion, determination, all looks believable. And she's cute and a little bit sexayyyy. She has a quality I don't know what to call, so I call it "shimmery", where you can see microexpressions pass across a person's face as their thoughts and feelings shift rapidly. MANY actors cannot do this properly. But a few can, and she is one of them. This ALWAYS impresses me when I see it, because it means they are devoted to their character, and understand that the camera will pick up on their subtle expressions without them needing to *emote*, as long as they are fully IN character.

Her performance is limited by the script, the direction, and the time and budget constraints. But with a project that could devote more to her abilities, she could really REALLY shine. I hope to see more of her in the future. She did excellent in her role here, and I was so surprised because I don't even know who she is. This lovely lady is worth keeping an eye on in the future. I see a lot of natural talent there.

I say the stupid bottle of foundation is worth it for the free perfume, personally.

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Slaps then crashes out.

Starts off strong. JKY has gone his entire career needing a Ferrari of an ML role, and although this isn't it, it's a choice role that gives him the sexiness, charm, style, and charisma he deserves from a script. There are metajokes about romcom k-drama cliches, and those jokes land hard and had me laughing til i was crying.

The FL has natural comedic talent, and can turn on the sexy when her role corners her into it. She's clearly not wanting to cultivate a public persona as a sexpot female actress, kind of the way Jennifer Aniston never really goes full sexy, but is charming and CAN be sexy under limited situations.

The chemistry between them was there at first. Some scenes were really fiery and wrapped you up in the story and the relationship. There's a "forbidden love" flavor to the magnetism that really works, and ratchets up the sexual tension.

The plot was trite, nominal, and served well as a backdrop for the jokes and the romance.

But as soon as the relationship began in earnest, which happens about 2/3 of the way through the drama, they suddenly pull a rather severe 180 in a few different and imo unwelcome ways:

1) What started as a pretty powerful dopamine-romance suddenly turns into a sicky sweet oxytocin romance. First they were in the dark shivering with hormones and adrenaline, fighting their urge to attack eachother right then and there, and then without any transition or warning, they're shopping for houseplants at the store, making heart hands, wearing loose shaker-knit sweaters and reading glasses, and doing babytalk. The kiss scenes become just pass-through scenes. The music goes from bad to truly atrocious and tonedeaf, and trivializes the actor's performances with music that sounds like a k-pop monster gorged itself on indie folk and rainbows and 80's chewing gum commercials and then walked into a recording studio and barfed all over the mixer.

2) The metajokes about k-drama cliches suddenly vanished, and the drama turned unironically into all the things it joked about at the beginning of the show? Which is weird...? Lessee, we got ML Has Tragic Accent And Is Rushed To Hospital.... The Future In Laws Already Know Eachother.... Jealous Sibling Tries To Take Over Company... One Leaves The Other By Making Up A Lie For Their Own Good.... and what k-drama would be complete without Amnesia?! All this, mind you, suddenly with NO sense of humor about itself, delivered deadpan. Come ON. No. Just no.

And other weaknesses come in at about the 2/3 mark.... there is now a heavy reliance on Montages. Montage this and montage that. This is the ultimate in lazy storytelling. It insults the viewers, it's a waste of everyone's time. The story begins to suffer from pacing inconsistency, speeding up too fast in some spots, slowing down too slow in others. Opportunities to give side characters more depth are passed up. Opportunities to take the story/dialogue in wickedly funny or smart directions are passed up to continue this unending parade of cliches delivered like a butler presenting a tin of spam on a sliver tray like it was caviar. Which reduces the entire last third of the drama to an experience akin to flipping through a fashion magazine in the doctor's office waiting room.

Although the drama pretty decisively faceplants towards the end, and the music director should be FIRED post-haste and never work in the industry again unless it is to make hi-fiber breakfast cereal commercials, JKY is SEXSHI AF in it, ML and FL are giving solid charismatic performances, and it DID start off really strong and the first half was worth the watch all the way.

AIGOO

7.5/10 (5 points for the story, and +2.5 points for JKY just being JKY really really well)

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