He totally would, but he's tied up in the art world—literally sketching away. His Teena's like the convenience store of models: open 24/7, no breaks, all poses.
He also fucked his Coach, lied about being a virgin, agreed to get paid to be fisted by first, chose to work at…
If anyone tries to bully Captain, I'm jumping in with you, ready to form the sassiest protection squad ever. We'll guard him with flair, throwing shade and witty banter like confetti. Let's make saving the day absolutely fabulous!
Nuth and Phop's attempt at a 69 nap on the rug turned out to be a comically serene snoozefest! There they were, positioned like an avant-garde art piece, yet all they managed was to rival the tranquility of a monastery at midnight. Where was the excitement? Where was the chaos? Instead of an adventurous escapade, we got a masterclass in the art of peaceful slumber!
YOU: "Sorry, can't make the meeting—I'm embarking on an epic quest to find my missing twin. Always suspected…
Just channel your inner Nont, have a heart-to-heart with the table, and throw in a little meltdown performance. Trust me, they’ll be begging you to take the day off!
I swear, if I have to attend one more stupid meeting today, I'll throw bigger punches than Aob at First. 😁
YOU: "Sorry, can't make the meeting—I'm embarking on an epic quest to find my missing twin. Always suspected I was too much awesome for just one body. Brace yourselves, world, there might be two of me!"
We can all pick our fav unhinged quote from the series to put on the back!
Totally your wheelhouse? More like your throne room. Let’s keep the parade going—next stop, chaos central. Who knew heartbreak could be so… choreographed?
We can all pick our fav unhinged quote from the series to put on the back!
Oh, in that case, I’ll be strutting so bright, you’ll need sunglasses just to text me. Swarovski studded Rich panties? Honey, I won’t just model them; I’ll turn them into a fashion revolution. Get your cameras ready!
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Nuth and Phop's attempt at a 69 nap on the rug turned out to be a comically serene snoozefest! There they were, positioned like an avant-garde art piece, yet all they managed was to rival the tranquility of a monastery at midnight. Where was the excitement? Where was the chaos? Instead of an adventurous escapade, we got a masterclass in the art of peaceful slumber!