tpam is traveling in outer space right now 

Tpam is a 900 year old goblin 

 Fairiela:

Tpam is a spy  

The person above me has a scooter than runs on Pop Rocks and soda.

Tpam has been to space

 Fairiela:

Tpam has been to space 

The person above me is a famous anime creator who only draws and writes with their feet. I cannot tell you what series (I was sworn to secrecy), but I can say it involves magic, romance, and adventure.

tpam was one of those extra zombie characters in Kingdom (k-drama) 

Tpam is hairy all over their body lol

 Fairiela:

Tpam is hairy all over their body lol 

The person above me is the person right behind you right now. Do not turn around. Just calmly pretend no one is there and go about your business.

Tpam is an annoying creature

 Fairiela:

Tpam is an annoying creature 

The person above me does not live in a gingerbread house, they live in a garlic bread house.

tpam hates everyone

 air :

tpam hates everyone

The person above me loves fries so much that they sleep on a bed of catsup packets to always be prepared.

Tpam is a ghost of mdl