tpam just farted xD

tpam is riding a camel in the desert

Tpam can talk to animals 

Tpam spams on forums

 Fairiela:

Tpam spams on forums 

The person above me trains squirrels to deliver mail to tree houses.

Tpam has a pet otter at home

 Fairiela:

Tpam sleeps naked

The person above me glows in the dark.

Tpam is an Agent who feeds people blue pills and hunts the persons taking red ones

 Slim Xtra:

Tpam is an Agent who feeds people blue pills and hunts the persons taking red ones

The person above me is attempting to scale up a paper airplane in order to dominate the recyclable aviation industry. Of course there is such a thing.

tpam is skydiving while playing forum games 

tpam is playing forum games at work and has not realized the boss (me) is looking