Post an insane lie about the person above you

Tpam went  to Tibet yesterday and is planning to kill a  lama.

 Moonlight:

Tpam likes blue 

I love blue

TPAM was born in the hidden face of the Moon.

TPAM is rich, good-looking and famous.

TPAM has a crystall ball where can see what happens in other's minds.

TPAM is 30 cms tall

Tpam wants to kiss Jack Sparrow and is envious that Midnight Storms kissed with him.

TPAM sells eyes :|

Tpam has a pet T-Rex