Tpam loves to eat cotton balls

tpam eats cockroaches at every meal

tpam has worm spaghetti cravings behind their partner's back every so days

Tpam  is  a genuinely good person

tpam is a good cooker

TPAM just finished robbing a bank

tpam stole a bar of chocolate last year

TPAM didn't take a shower today

TPAM eats cereal with water

tpam likes going to disneyland

tpam cancels celebrities on twitter

tpam loves horror movies

TPAM just stole my peanut butter and mayo sandwich.