Post an insane lie about the person above you

the person above me is trying to bribe the undercover official so she can be the top spies on this thread... but alas the top stalker is here to stay always one step closer to you... baby lol :p

The person above the person above me is acknowledged by me that they are a cool top stalker and together we can rule the corporate world. But I am concerned about the fact that my partner stalker is turning into a rebellious flirt and the person above me is so insanely jealous that they have sent an application to join our team

The person above me is obviously asleep whilst typing as she is dreaming that she owns the world!! It is my and my stalkers duty to wake her up!!

The person above me is obviously narrating their own story as they were angry and was even taking anger management classes. But one day she attacked me because she found out I was a spy and went ballistic and is now locked away on a mental ward somewhere where she spends her time playing with her sock puppets

The person above me is so engrossed in their play date with the sock puppets that they have decided that any doctor that comes to treat her looks like me and so anyone who comes into contact with her is me and is trying to cure her. She thinks of nothing but me. She even named her sock puppets after me

The person above me has no internet usage left because of her wreckless downloading and now is blaming us for posting too fast

the person above me had just cause the internet of USA to shut down by her last post!