tpam lives on the moon 

Tpam has gone missing

tpam is wearing a wig

Tpam has never sold something on ebay

 Momochan:

Tpam has never sold something on ebay 

That's true xD

tpam doesn't sleep

Tpam doesn;t have clothes

tpam knows all the languages in the world

tpam is 100 years old

tpam is living on Mars