Post an insane lie about the person above you

Tpam is a mermaid

Tpam is a spy  

Tpam has been to space

tpam was one of those extra zombie characters in Kingdom (k-drama) 

 Fairiela:

Tpam is hairy all over their body lol 

The person above me is the person right behind you right now. Do not turn around. Just calmly pretend no one is there and go about your business.

 Fairiela:

Tpam is an annoying creature 

The person above me does not live in a gingerbread house, they live in a garlic bread house.

 air :

tpam hates everyone

The person above me loves fries so much that they sleep on a bed of catsup packets to always be prepared.