BurntBaguettes

They played in my face with this

I have no words to describe how bad this was, lmao. I would give it a 6.5 out of 10, and I am going to say what I like and then dog on the show to no end. Let's go.

Starting off with what I liked, the guys are hot. Don't let the terrible lighting and weird outfits fool you; they are good-looking. Watching the ending interview, the actors were really happy and sweet, and I love that. They actually cared about the impact they were making by performing in BL, and I love that for them, that is so sweet, I just wish the plot wasn't ass.

Okay, what I didn't like, all of it. My standards are lower for short dramas, but this didn't even reach that. It was just, just bad, my god. I was, for one, really confused because the plot is confusing and weird, my god. One of the guys was acting like a dog, and he is either the celebrity or the celebrity look-alike. I never got that cleared up. But if he is a celebrity, why is he working for the company? Like that doesn't make any fucking sense, and they didn't really explain it. They were about to, and then the guy randomly moved abroad for a couple of months, a.k.a. 25 seconds, and then came back home, and then they kissed, and then it was over. Like what? I don't fucking understand. Truly, it’s a shame they got this really weird plot, like at least they did it well, because I was uncomfortable as fuck. The dog thing is confusing as fuck, waiting for his reward or some shit, like don't piss me off, please. They could’ve flushed that out more...actually, even if they didn't, it still would have been weird. I also think the pacing was slow and weird, and then they jumped the gun, and I was like OK. I don’t know how we have a crush on him when we have barely seen him for like three seconds, just confusing and weird. Yeah, so that's kind of it.

Anyway, don't waste your time with this. Okay bye!

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When I grow up

This is a pillar in the BL community, and I think that it is a little bit lackluster in almost every department, but I don't hate it for some reason. I would give it an 8.2 (8) out of 10. Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

Holy love mix-up. I think the concept for this is incredibly cute and also really funny, but I feel like this could get confusing if you haven't had the whole first 5 episodes spoiled to you over the past 5 years lmao. I love Aoki's character more than life. I think he is so kind and such a well-written character; I just wish they used his personality a little bit more. He is very selfless and caring, and that is so refreshing, especially in the BL landscape nowadays. This is bullshit, but lowkey in a good way, I can't explain it. It feels random but fun (AND VERY WHIMSICAL), and I think thats why part of me liked it so much despite the flaws. Like that cinderella shit? Like a one-off, they never mention it again, but it was so funny and so random, like I loved that. (Also, the guy who plays Aoki is so beautiful, and he lowkey looked like a girl with that blonde wig on, I'm dead. Actually, everyone in the main cast is the epitome of Japanese beauty, I love to see it). I can understand why people like this show, so I would recommend it if you are into lackluster Japanese BL that is all types of addictive. The couples in this has okay chemistry, I will give them that. Aoki and Ida have that brick wall special still, but they have slightly more chemistry than your average Japanese BL couple. And the girl and redhead lowkey had hella chemistry, especially with him bending down to listen to her (I will never be okay), but it just wasn't put to use as much as I would have liked it. Okay, yeah, that's it.

I think one of the main things that I didn't like about this show was the pacing and, in return, the romance aspect. Starting off with the pacing, I think that 10 episodes, all 25 minutes, there is not a lot to work with, but they spend the majority of those episodes running in circles around each other and dragging their feet, when they could have paced it out better and locked the fuck in. The second part is the romance aspect of this show. For "love" literally being in the title and there being no other plot besides the two main couples and their romance, God, the romance is so fucking lackluster. Now I am not saying we need to fuck every god damn episode, but I need to see more flirting, more kisses, more hugs, more hand holding. I feel like we only really got that at the end, and they should have written that better. I also think the romance building started really strong, but fuck, it died all the way out, and I felt like the episodes were really boring towards the latter half. And then they just broke up with their bullshit ass misunderstanding, like babe we have 2 minutes left, and now y'all wanna be happy? Like, don't piss me all the way off. Same with our side couple, like, be for real, y'all are so damn cute, why did Aida's bitch ass keep rejecting her? It feels like we are wasting my time right now. Nothing happened in this entire show lmao. Not a single thing, and all of the shit that did happen was so fucking random and felt irrelevant. Also, the guys who played Aoki, Ida, and Aida look old as hell (still sexy), like y'all are supposed to be in 11th grade, be fucking for real. Aoki and Ida started dating at such a random point, it felt rushed and confusing, and I know that was the point, but I was more thrown off than anything, like we needed more development in that department and in the whole show, but that's beside the point. THE RANDOM ASS ONE-OFF GIRL WHO HAD A CURSH ON THE TANIGUGCI FUCK! WHY? Just no. They started to blur the days and details of the story together around episode 7, and it just got confusing. EVERYONE IN THIS SHOW JUST NEEDS TO MIND THEIR BUSINESS HOLY FUCK. Like that's where all of our issues are from, like shut up. Shut all the way up. Okay, I am done hating.

I think this is a person-to-person thing, if they want to watch this or not. I think keeping in mind the year this came out and also the fact that it is coming out in Japan, so it's not as spicy or romancey as modern ones, but I still think it's good, and if you enjoy lackluster shit with a whimsical vibe, then this is for you lmao, if you don't, I suggest you don't watch this lmao. Okay bye!

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42 minutes I can't get back

Um, okay, it's over. This wasn't long enough for me to really care, but I am still going to write a review anyway. I would give it a 7 out of 10, and then just say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

I mean, the guys were hot? And I like the reveal at the end that the tutor liked him all along. I liked the music; I thought it was very whimsical, and that's really all I have positive to say about this show.

Starting off strong. NO ONE HATES HIGH SCHOOL X ANYTHING ELSE AGE GAPS MORE THAN ME. It is just plain weird. I think college is less weird, but still weird, but high school and the fact he didn't graduate until a couple of years AFTERWARDS MADE IT WEIRDER. And the tutor guy, while he didnt admit it til the end, had a crush on him the whole time, AND HAD THE STUDY OF HIM WAS JUST WEIRD. I don't know, that was just hard to ignore. Up next, there is no plot, like at all; it's just an idea thrown onto the screen. There was no lore, no background, no information, no reason to care, in other words. Yeah, my review is longer than the script of this show lmao. I am sure that this could have been good if it were longer, but I also don't mess with stuff like this, and it wasn't longer, so I didn't like it.

Yeah, lowkey wasted 42 minutes of my life, but that's fine. Okay bye!

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The only thing stopping him is the fact he's deaf, and that doesn't even stop him

This was a cute show, and I liked it, but I just wished it were written and paced better. Yeah, so I would give it an 8.5 (8.4) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then do an overview of the whole show.

They have this awkward chemistry that fits their characters really well. Which I think was good. Going off of that, their acting was phenomenal, especially the guy playing the deaf guy. I think he did a very good job. I liked the overall message of this show as well; it was cute and nothing like anything I had ever seen before. He was deaf, and the world treated him differently, of course, but he did not let that get him down, and I thought that was really awesome. He was discriminated against in the workforce, and in the end, he proved himself because he is genuinely amazing, and being deaf doesn't make him weak and isn't a setback. Just so great. The bodyguard assistant guy is one of the sexiest men I have ever laid eyes on in my entire life, holy fuck he is so hot. WHERE DID THEY FIND HIM? OH MY FUCKING GOD. The text that would appear in the middle of the screen was so much fun. Also, I like how they played into the title a lot. I thought it was really well done. OUR WORLD IS SO INACCESSIBLE, OH MY LORD, IT IS INSANE. HELLO THEIR SEX SCENES? We stuck our fucking foot into that, oh my lord. It was just so much fucking fun, because he's deaf and you wouldn't expect him to be a freak, but he is, he so is. And not like oh we had sex, like BEND IT OVER AND MAKE IT CLAP IN SIGN LANGUAGE BITCH. Oh my god, they did such a good job on that. The energy, Jesus Christ. Especially with my non deaf guy, he was telling him hey I am drunk, I need to shower, and MY DEAF BRODDIE CAN'T FUCKING HEAR HIM, AND WHEN HE UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE WAS SAYING, HE DIDN'T STOP. OH MY FUCKING GOD, YALL I AM NOT OKAY, NOT OKAY AT ALL. Height difference, it is a damn shame that we didn't take advantage of that more. The non deaf guy has a very cute, determined face, and also, when he was lying on his stomach, it was so cute. I was lowkey mentally spiraling watching this, I can't lie. Good show, lowkey gonna rewatch rn.

One of the first things I didn't like was the editing; it was lowkey very choppy and made some parts hard to follow. That was also in part due to the pacing, the way they put each clip, and also the flashbacks. THE FLASHBACKS OH MY GOD WE NEED TO FUCKING STOP I SWEAR TO GOD, THAT WAS SO BAD. The pacing also made it kind of boring in some parts, I can't even lie. It was so fucking cute, but so boring, and I don't know why they did the pacing like that. I am so angry. The deaf guy lowkey punched him, and I fear we moved on from that too fast, WAY TOO FAST. HE JUST PUNCHED YOU AFTER YOU SAVED HIS MOM, BITCH BE FUCKING FOR REAL. I wish they had gone more into how he went deaf, because they brushed it off a bit, but I wish they had done more with that. Oh my god, that would have been so fast. OUR KISSES WERE SO AWKWARD OH MY LORD, I DONT KNOW WHY WE ARE KISSING LIKE THAT BE FUCKING FOR REAL. And that is it.

Okay, let's look at my episode reviews. "Echo fucking location with the shits, what the fuck. This show is reminding me how inaccessible our world is, holy moly." "Banking on the fact he is deaf is fucked. Also, I didn’t know there was another plot besides our main couple." It didn't feel it. "The only thing holding this guy back from being a crazy machine is the fact that he's deaf, and that doesn't even hold him back, holy fuck. Holy flashback, oh my lord, I just saw this. If I went deaf one day, I would lose my mind." "Learning sign language out of spite, but at least he is learning it, that is all that matters." "I am gonna finish this today. THAT'S SO SAD HE WASN'T ALWAYS DEAF. I felt a disturbance in the universe. His only weaknesses are that he is deaf and he can't regulate his emotions." "WHERE DID THEY FIND THE BODYGUARD GUY? HE IS SO FUCKING SEXY??? This shit got me smilinggg. JUST TOOK OFF HIS PHONE. YOU KNOW THINGS ARE GETTING REALLL." "He said turn around and make it clap from the back, but in sign language fr fr." "HE SPEAKSSSSSS, AHHHHH. CUTE. I am so obsessed with the text stuff in the middle of the screen, that was so fun. Okay, I liked the ending, that was fun."

Yeah, this was cute, not a lot of flaws, but I think that the ones that were cons were lowkey big, I can't lie, but watch, because it is cute. Okay bye!

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"Or was this bound to happen from the start?"

I thought this quote from the show was fun, so it is my headline. Uh, I did not watch Love Class season 1, but I did watch this one, and I think it's okay, but it weighs more towards the bad side. I think I was just really confused because there was so much happening, but also nothing at the same time. It was just kind of boring, but the guys have really good natural chemistry, so yeah. I would give it a 7.5 (8.4) out of 10. Okay, changing things up for this, I am going to start off with what I think they should have changed to make this better, and then go into my likes, dislikes, and my thoughts during the episodes.

Okay, what I think they should have changed was not have so many couples, but I know that is the whole point of the show, so we will leave that part out, but just know that is what I am thinking. All of our couples have good natural chemistry, the guys are good-looking, and they are good actors, but where this falls short is the fact that the plot barely makes sense, and then they did some kind of bullshit to make them connect. I think they should have dumbed down the plot and made them overlap more. Like I know they did, but there was a very poor connection that you kind of forgot about at the end, and then you are sitting there wondering why these guys are all together now. Just make the plot simpler and get rid of all of those side characters. I can hardly keep track of the main ones, but for everyone's love stories, they had different side characters who were holding them back, and that just doesn't work in shows like this, like at all. Especially because of the way they formatted it, as they went over everyone in every episode, and that's fine, but because the plots hardly connect, it's not, and it just makes the plot confusing and boring. So overall, just making the plots and couples connect better and making it simpler, without that, I think the show would have been so much better, and yeah. I am going to talk about more stuff that I would put in this in my dislikes, but I need my dislikes to also have their own section, lmao, so yeah.

Starting off with what I liked. THE GUYS ARE HOT. Like, good job, y'all, we are hot, and we are good actors. I also like the dynamics in this; they are interesting and fun, and kept throwing me for loop after loop. Fantastic truly. The sex scenes were good, with very natural chemistry among all our main characters. It didn't feel forced for all of the scenes, and it was just so natural. I loved it. The show started to pick up in the second episode, and I think it was pretty well done. This show was so cute. Uh, yeah, that is it. (IS IT CALLED LOVE CLASS BECAUSE THEY ALL FALL IN LOVE IN CLASS?)

THIS SHIT IS CONFUSING AND BORING AS FUCK, I SWEAR TO GOD. When you have that many characters, you need to split them up by episodes, and not try to have every single couple in every single episode. The start was also so fucking confusing, oh my lord. CHANGE THE HAIR CUTS HOLY FUCK. WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT? This show also lacks a lot of structure, which makes it hard to follow. You do not need side characters when you have eight million main characters. It just takes away from the main characters and is so annoying. I was zoning out for an episode or two because it did get very boring, and I WOULD RATHER PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS THAN FUCKING WATCH THIS SHIT. Bro, the cousin of the cousin kisser guy was so fucking annoying, he should have jumped. He served no purpose besides being awful and having really scary eyes. Like, he serves no purpose besides being a fuck wad. The ending was also pretty random and felt empty, and that is it.

Overview time. "Imagine watching your friend jump off a building, and then you get accused of pushing them. I would never show my face ever again and this poor kid thinks it’s his fault not it’s not his fault that he was there and the other fault that he ran away, but yeah, I’m low-key craving the show even though I’m still a little confused of who’s who because there’s a lot of couples and everyone has literally the same variation of the same haircut if they had different haircut like someone had like a buzz I’d be more Like understanding, but everyone has either the middle part the bowl cut or the pushback and the big ears, their faces look different, but the haircut are throwing me off all off." "THEY SAID GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, NOT WRITE A MOTHERFUCKING LOVE LETTER. I fear this is really cute, I just wish that they had more structure to this." "I want more backstory and not just chasing each other around in a circle. But yeah. I have to go back on my break, but this was lowkey fire, and it's a good show that I don't want to end up being left to the dust." "There is too much happening." "I know why I stopped watching this, it's because it's boring and hard to follow." "BS PLOT BC WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET A GIRL FRIEND?????? I dont think I understand what is happening anymore, and cousin kisser's cousin has massive eyes. This is heavily focused on the suicide cousin kisser boy and the sexy guy." "I do not wanna be that person, but thank god he jumped. Oh, wait, he didnt jump now I'm sad. bruh, you coward. It is getting interesting. THANK GOD, THAT GUY WAS SO ANNOYING. It is getting interesting. THEY LOOK MORTIFIED BUT THEY ARE ALSO DATING LMAO. One more couple left." "Okay, one thing this show is doing is good dynamics that are throwing me for loops. I love that, I just wish we set this show up a little better. I LFET MY HOMEEEEEEE. TO JOIN THE ARMYYYY." "I know they are all freezing their balls off filming this. The guys have really good natural chemistry. That was a weird way to end it, but okay. I think they tried way too hard for the plot, and it just got very hard to follow bc there are so many couples."

This is a skippable show, because I think the structure is HORRID and really hard to follow, but the guys are handsome and have natural chemistry, so if you can look past the first part, then this show is for you! Okay bye!

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"Just don't make me a fool like this."

This show was okay, I don't know, I feel like it wasn't really anything special. IT DID HAVE KIM JI WOONG IN IT, THOUGH, YAY MY MAN. Anyway, I would give it an 8 (8.25) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview. Let's get into it.

Um, they have good chemistry, and it was good in this as well. Kim Ji Woong is one of the top 10 sexiest men to walk this planet, and he was even sexier in this. Also, he had like a couple of scenes where he got all shy, those were to die for, and oh my god, I thought he couldn't get any hotter AND THEN HE DID. I am dead. The start was good, and I like how they connected the first episode; that was nice. For some reason, I liked the relationship between him and his dad, like it was just really cute, and I know he was low-key hitting him, but the way he talks about his son, it is clear he loves him a lot, and that was really cute. NYUUUU MENTIONEDDDD. The other guy, whose name I don't know in the show or in real life, was growing on me so much in this. He has such sexy eyes, and the way he was holding himself in some of the scenes had me wet all over because who are you looking at with those gorgeous eyes, daddy? That is all I liked, I fear.

The plot was kind of boring, and I think it was just set up to be that way. I don't know, they had a good romance building at the start, and then it just kind of went out the window into this weird plot that was interesting, but if you are going to have romance as the main plot, you lowkey need to focus on that as the main one and have whichever other one as the back burner. THE OFFICE PLOT WAS JUST SO BORING, AND I REALLY DO NOT GIVE TWO FLYING FUCKS ABOUT WHO YALL NEED TO CONTACT TO MAKE THE ACTING THING WORK, I DO NOT FUCKING CAREEEE. Some parts I would rather pay attention to in class than watch this shit. We brought up a lot of plotlines at the start, which we just forgot about, and that was annoying. Irrelevant side characters that serve no purpose besides ruining our main couple and taking up their screen time. "I WANNA SEE YALL FLIRT, GO ON DATES, BONE, I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THIS STUPID BITCH ASS COMPANY." Thank you to me 17 hours ago in episode 5. You took the words right out of my mouth. They had bad romance building, I think I already said that, but till the very end, even when they got together after they had been ripped apart, it just felt weird. I feel like we didn't really know each other at that point, despite being together twenty four seven three six five. I felt like their relationship was just kind of empty, and I think that was in part due to the romance building, and also just how they worked the plot out. I wish they played more into the guy who isn't Kim Ji Woong's character. Of course, they did with the second friend, but I feel like we swept under the rug how the first friend scammed him, like that should have been a bigger part of his personality, a waste of good potential, I fear. Yeah, around episode 7, the plot fucking folds in on itself, and I just lost the plot from the start of the show, I can't lie. Like, only the structure was left, none of the plot, if you are picking up what I am laying down. I am indifferent about the ending, but it was bad, because they were just having bullshit fucking issues, I swear to god. Yeah, that is it for all of the stuff I didn't like.

Okay, episode overview time. "Is it bad that I am already bored lmao? YALL SHOULD HAVE STARTED WITH HIM BEING IN DEBTTTT." They forgot about this plotline, I fear. "Good start, and I like how it connected from the start to the end. They love to do that. I am a little confused, but that's my own fault for not reading the description." "They are trying to make bro seem like he's crazy, but I need good water pressure and no roaches too lmao. AND I WOULD SHAKE SOMEONE DOWN OVER 215 BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK? RUN ME MY FUCKING MONEY. I thought they took all his cars." Once again with plot holes. "I am sure that he and that guy were friends at one point, but it seems he is being taken advantage of now, and he is lowkey a pushover." "This show is a little boring, I can't lie. IGNORING THE FACT HE LITERALLY DOMED HIS FUCKING BOSS AND KNOCKED HIM OUT. I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD BE MORE BAD. We're doing some bonding." "I am so interested now and idk. KIM JI WOONG WAS RIGHT, MY FUCKING GOAT. BRO GOT CAUGHT AND IS STILL DOUBLING DOWN. BRUHHH. Uh cool. They had an awkward ass kiss." "Kind lost the starting point of this show. SHY KIM JI WOONG HAS ME DEADDDD. Fuck these two can't catch a break, like just be cute, fuck." "BS issue, I swear to god. I'm indifferent about the ending; it's just like what? We could have done so much more, and we just didnt."

I didn't like this one, but I have a friend who thinks this show is her holy grail, so I think watch it if you want, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but if you are going on my review, don't watch it, it just feels like a waste of time that doesn't have enough cute moments to warrant just watching it for that. Okay bye!

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The guy has a perfectly quirky face

Me when I remember that straight people exist. Yeah, this was fine. It's your basic ceo love story, but they are both rich. Yeah, I would give it a 7 out of 10, which is good for these. I am going to say the pros and cons and then end this.

Pros: It is very to the point. Like the first minute, or first episode, we already knew what to expect, and I like that with shows. I don't like to be confused. ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THESE SHITY ASS DRAMAS. THEY ALWAYS WANNA MAKE SHIT CONFUSING, AND IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE. Yeah, it is just your basic short drama, and you know I will eat it up every time. It had this funny vibe, and I liked how they were both rich instead of just the girl being poor; that was a nice difference. Chaebol's, I love that word. The husband is so sweet, and it's so fun. Like, I hate when they are mean, abusive tyrants. This guy is such a sweetheart, and it's great. I wish this shit had happened to me. My janitor boyfriend is actually a rich ceo. They have some pretty good romance building in this, like bits of love, and it was pretty good, especially for a sort of drama. THEY ARE FREAKED OUT AND HE IS ALL UP ON HER FOR NO REASON. LIKE FUCK. This was pretty good for what it was.

Some of the cons are, I lowkey forgot that straight people exist lmao. ANNOYING FUCKING SIDE CHARACTERS. Like, I know that's the point, but it's just insufferable. PROBLEM SOLVED WE JUST FIRE THAT FUCK ASS GIRL. FUCKKK. The guy is a little bit hard on the eyes, but he's handsome and will grow on you. And he's also really tall. The plot is basic as fuck, like every other mother fucking ceo drama out there. The random kidnapping scene when you think you are gonna get closure, like, why? BRUHHH. She isn't asking enough questions, lmao, because he's tall, handsome, and nice. LIKE ASK QUESTIONS GIRL. Jerry Springer ass fucking reveal lmao. Uh, that's it.

I mean, if you want something to watch in bed, this is the show for you. If you don't have IQIYI, don't pay for it lmao. Okay bye!

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A police officer is a booty call to a gangster

That about sums this show up, lmao. This was fine; it was a little random, but overall an okay watch. I would give it a 7.5 out of 10, which is high for these lmao. The plot is random as hell, and it's a police officer x gangster love story with a bunch of random ass twists. I am going to say the pros and the cons, and then that's it.

Okay, so the pros for this show are that they are hot. Just starting right off the bat. The guys, at first glance, aren’t the best looking, but they grew on me, so it was okay. The police officer guy lowkey looks like Mad Tsai and Lykns Tui had a baby, and then this guy was that baby's cousin lmao. I know ball apparently, so I did halfway enjoy this show. Also, this show is all types of fucking addictive because I was on the edge of my seat, excited about what was gonna happen next in this weird ass show. They lowkey have good ass fucking chemistry, I can’t lie. So I guess that plays into them being good actors as well. Well, okay, actors, I think I put that in my cons as well lmao. Yeah, their sex scenes were pretty gnarly. I also love when they have drug problems because these shity ass shows always portray them very interestingly and make it seem like, well, what an actual drug problem is. Addicting and consuming, and this show was no different. Ignore the fact that he only stopped doing drugs to get that cookie, but that's fine. All progress is good progress...I guess. They switched positions on episode 39. It was completely left field but fucking awesome, because as much as I love set positions, I also love when they flip or change it up. That’s always nice to see. Daniel, after catching 2 bodies just straight up for the love of the game. I don’t really know where to put that, because it's like a weird middle ground between pros and cons. So, Daniel catching 2 bodies in the final episodes will be a pro, I guess. Yeah, I don’t know. They are good at kissing, well, at least they are really into it. I was laughing my ass off, like dang bro, y'all not going nowhere, why are we kissing so aggressively and so passionately? I thought the ending was pretty cool. A little weird but still cool. And that’s all I have for my notes on the pros of this show. It's a pretty fun short drama.

WHAT DOES THE TITLE EVEN MEAN? Catch me if you love me? Like, he didn’t love you to begin with, I mean, he did, but that's a grey area. And Daniel literally harasses him for the majority of the show, and we wanna talk about Catch Me If You Love Me. What about leave me the fuck alone if you love me? That's a better fucking title. If you have seen marry a ceo or whatever the fuck that bullshit show is called, these start the same. So you know, I was already pissed off. It's the same exact scene, I swear to god. This show did go a different route, but they still have some similarities. Just wrote my recommendation on this lmao. THE FORCED SHIT. Daniel spends most of the show, I think, until they switch positions, forcing himself onto Louis, like fuck. Like we found out later that he has been in love with this whole time, BUT WHEN WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. LOUIS WAS GETTING BORDERLINE SEXUALLY ASSULATED FOR MOST OF THE SHOW. Especially their first sex scene, his face was just like he didn't want that (even though he did because he was really into it). Does the guy who plays Daniel have a wig on? Like it looked fine and then in one scene, it looked like he had a lace front on, and then I couldn't unsee it for the rest of the show lmao. There feels like a really random time jump in the middle of the show, and that just made me fucking confused, like I don't know why he did that, and also why we didn't connect that better? The plot folds in on itself like towards the end, and I was just so fucking lost, and then finally at the end, I understood, but they should have written that out better and not let the plot just completely fold. The last thing is, I needed more lore. Especially with him being an undercover cop, that was a nice twist, but I just need a little more lore with that because I am like, what the hell are we even doing? Bull shit, I swear. Uh, okay, that is it.

Uh, if you already pay for IQIYI, just watch it, but this feels oddly long for a short drama lmao. It's fun, so just turn off your brain and get ready to be confused and intrigued. Okay bye!

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Kim Ji Woong blowing his back out in Braille

How did they even get freaky if he can’t see? Genuine question. Uh, anyway, this show was okay, and the ending was mid but more of a lesson learned kind of thing. Yeah, I would give it a 7.5 (8.06) out of 10. Now I am going to say what I liked, what I didn’t, and then an episode overview.

Kim Ji Woong might be one of the SEXIEST MEN TO EVER WALK THE PLANET. He is such a joy to look at and such an acquired beauty. Both of them are good actors, and they have decent chemistry for what this is. The show is OKAY, I will give them that. Like, it's not bad, but it's also not the best thing I have ever seen. I think the plot is interesting, but it did fall short in some parts. Uh, yeah, I don't know, something about this show was addicting. I liked the brother, and I don't know why. The guy that Kim Ji Woong killed first, I liked that point line, that was fun. I think the setup was good. Uh, yeah, that is it.

What the fuck does dispiate mean? Like we just turn to fucking ash, like what the hell? That whole plot was bullshit. Also, WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE ROMANCE PLOTS AND ROMANCE BUILDING. Like we were doing well for a bit, and then it went all the way downhill. Irrelevant ass side character, every last one of them, besides the brother, shut your dumb ass up, you guys are making me mad. The mom, or whatever the lady was, suck up everything, just made the plot go further backwards. INTRODUCED THAT GUY AND THEN JUST CHOKED HIM OUT AND KILLED HIM. BITCH WHO EVEN WAS THAT? SHUT UPPPPP. Yeah, also the plot kind fell off at the end, and I don't hate the ending, I think it is kind of mid, but mid leaning more towards bad. I am fine with him dying at the end, but I wish they had done that a little better. Like, oh no, he went up to the rooftop and then just fucking disintegrated. I feel like we could have written that out better. AND FINALLY, the whole thing with him going blind. He was blind the entire show, but the writers lowkey forgot about that because he was doing way too much considering he can't see lmao. Only at the end was it relevant, and even then, he still got to the top of the roof unscathed, but he can't pick up a stupid fucking ring. Uh, that's it.

My overview time and the reviews are terrible because I was watching this in class. "I AM HERE FOR Kim Ji Woong. YOU ARE HERE FOR Kim Ji Woong. WE ARE ALL HERE FOR Kim Ji Woong. I CAN EXCUSE THE BAD PLOT FOR Kim Ji Woong. Yeah, good setup." "THE BLUE EYES ARE SO FUNNY. If it came out that vampires are real, Kim Ji Woong and Ricky would be at the top of my list. Slow romance building with mal intent, good, good. I am sobbing, the eyes are cock blocking my shit." "Actual lore, but I need more context. They both have sexy eyes. He likes the idea of what he will become by liking him, but actually him." "He obviously regrets what he did, so why is he doing it again?" "Human boy jumping the gun and the fact that he knows he is a vampire and still falling for him is human stupidity." "Who even is this random ass guy? I am lowkey confused, and the romance building is now out of the window. Uh okay. We have a plot, though, which is nice." "The show is low-key, really interesting, and I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because the love of my life is in here and everything is interesting when he’s on screen." "Also, we need a little bit more romance building. In this case, there’s no way we just kiss." "I have genuinely no feelings about this episode, like what is this like a lesson of life that everything is temporary, or if you lose Kim Ji Woong, you just start fucking crying and hallucinating, like what is the moral here? I’m so lost. Also, how did they get freaked out if he’s blind? Did he look fucking blew his back out in braile? I’m so confused."

Uh, a skippable show, but if you want to see THE SEXY KIM JI WOONG, DEFINITELY WATCH IT. Okay bye!

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This was just straight bullshit

Like what? I mean, the guys are handsome, and I guess the premise is fine, but they fucked around in my face for 8 episodes. I would give it 7 (8.06) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then be done with this (this is gonna be lowkey short because the show is short).

THE GUYS ARE TO DIE FOR HANDSOME IN THIS. The main vampire guy looks like S.Scoups from Seventeen's twice-removed cousin. And the guy who isn't the tall guy in the other couple looks like TXT's Beomgyu if he had wispy ass bangs and slightly more sunken eyes. Very handsome men all around. They have pretty good chemistry, I think, especially our second couple, and that made this slightly more enjoyable. I like the vampire bit being secret; that was cute, and it was fun. The kiss and the dates were cute, and I did enjoy that. The intro was fun, and I liked the way they did that. Uh, yeah, that is it.

Lowkey reminds me of the story of biheyong whatever the fuck the giant globin bitch or whatever that show was. And that is not a good thing. It is too short to be good, I can't lie. They fell short, especially with plot and lore. It had one plot, and it was incredibly boring, and they spent the entire show in two places and really didn't do anything. We didnt get any lore on the vampires or on the human guy, besides the fact that he wanted to go to school, and I think that is where the show fell short. I have no reason to watch or enjoy the show if the characters have no meaning or writing in them, and they are just bullshit fucking characters. Also, the romance writing is doo doo water, like there was none, I swear to god. Yeah, just boring and they fucked around in my face for the entire show, and I was lowkey zoning out the entire time lmao. The start was also mid. OH, AND RIP TO THAT SEXY GUY WHO DIDN'T GET PUT IN A PAIR BECAUSE THERE WAS AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS.

Okay episode thoughts. "Same kind of vibe as bihyeong, which was good but really weird lmao and had a bad ending." "I am assuming that the annoying guy is the love interest. Uh, yeah, pretty plot lacking, but it's fine, and the guys are good-looking. Yeah, and this is short as fuck, so yeah." "Fun intro. They are trying to fatten him up, lmao. Please tell me the two funny vampires are a couple." "Crappy romance writing lmao. But they are very cute and scoups twice removed cousin is lowkey sexy af." " Okay, we are getting some romance building with this leftfield ass date. This lowkey doesn’t have any plot besides the vampires. I need a good vampire, though I can't lie. Jealousy with the second couple. What a handsome cowboy. Getting some cute moments, rip that hot guy with no lover lmao." "Curiosity killed the mother fucking cat bitch. And the mask is insane. We realize we have feelings for each other. That’s cute. Still rooting for my second couple for real for real." "I feel like I didn’t really know the characters just fucked around in my face for two hours, but it’s like it’s not the worst thing I’ve ever seen, but it’s also like not very good."

A pretty skippable show that you can have on in the background while you struggle to pay attention in class. Okay bye!

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I THINK I'M GONNA DIE IN THIS HOUSE

A pretty okay show that gets really sad and really dark if you think about it too much. This took me 2 years to finish because I am afraid of ghosts. It was good, and then the ending was just okay. I would give it an 8 (8.31) out of 10. I am gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t, and then an episode overview.

THEY HAVE CHEMISTRY. Thank god because if they didn't, this show would have been unbearable. They have chemistry, and it's actually pretty good. I will give them that. This show has such a dark undertone, holy fuck. And I do think they did that pretty well. The guy who plays Kawin or whatever Kevin idk, is so hot, Jesus Christ, he is such a fucking pleasure on the eyes. I am mortified of ghosts, and the first couple of episodes knocked me silly. The development of the main couple for the first 6 episodes was great, and I enjoyed it a lot. I LIKE THE LORE THEY DID WITH THE GHOST FAMILY. It made them actually feel like real people, and that was very enjoyable. Like they were actually people before they got their lives cut short, GUTTED. The kids were in high school, and the fact that they had friends, besides the brother, they had lovers, they had people they hated, THEY WERE REAL PEOPLE. FUCK THAT MADE ME SO SAD. Good chemistry and acting in their sex scenes, and I will be rewatching. This had me lowkey spiraling about how temporary life can be. I liked the full circle bit with him buying the house and taking care of it. That was nice, okay, that's about it.

The acting is lowkey mid as fuck and weighing more on the bad side. Like it was kind of a hard watch at some points, but that's fine, I guess. The ending. The weird time gap lowkey wrecked the fucking ending, and that pissed me off. It could have been great, but they just time gapped it and brought it through the mud with all of the random fucking bullshit they brought up. The whole thing with him being a live streamer was such bullshit, Jesus fuck that pissed me off. The way the ghosts just faded out. Bro, I wish we did a little more than just Oh, here is a half ass ending for the people who were the whole point of the show. Shut up. A bunch of random plots thrown together, and they try to make them stick. More on them nuking the characters, the actor guy is so selfish and so annoying, and he is a bitch. Like, just ruined this shit. Fuck off. I think that they could have connected the plot and each episode better; what they did was just kind of annoying and weird, and they had plot points, but not a lot of plot. Okay, that is it.

Overview time, we thank my dearest sister who recommended this show to me. "My lovely sister spoiled most of this show, but I am still scared lol. I was not prepared for this." "Love that scene, but everything else, I am so scared right now it's not even funny. The car rising out of the water scared the fuck out of me. I can't." Chloe then stopped watching for 2 years. "A bunch of random plots thrown together, I can't lie. I DONT KNOW WHO'S ALIVE AND WHO'S NOT. Fire transition. I am hella confused, but I assume the ghosts are gonna die." "An entire family killed is so unfathomably sad. DONT MAKE HER LESBIAN I AM GONNA GET MORE SAD. Nice connection with the sister. Dang, ruining two families. Life is so fucking temporary, it is scary." "Also, you are a terrible boyfriend and friend, he just lost all of his family, and god forbid he doesn't wanna be with you right now. Very selfish, also I wish they did more with the ghost and their deaths because they were the whole point of the show, and they just kind of faded away." "I am so confused, he just went back to the states? This show was good, and then idk what plot writing they did in this episode, but it wasn't good. Great chemistry, mid ass acting, I liked the full circle moment with the housing and leaving it frozen in time, I just wished they didnt do that weird time gap or jump, that was pretty meh."

Uh, if you want to watch it, you can, but it is a pretty skippable show. Okay bye!

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A future gone in an instant

My parents are having an affair and I ain't even mad about it. This is fun and pretty well done. I will give it to them. A very random pair that feels like a bad dream, but I would be lying if I said I didn't like them together. Okay, I would give it an 8.5 (8.75) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, do an episode overview, and then put this show to rest after 3 long years.

Random ass ship, but they were fun as hell and have good chemistry. I think they are both good actors, stand alone, so them together was weird but good. The plot was pretty good, actually, and had some interesting lessons about life and the things you take for granted. I liked that a lot. I also liked what they did with the ending. Of course, I really do not know what I was expecting, but I did enjoy how they did the lesson learned kind of thing, and the thing about not being able to fix or save everybody. I liked how Gawin's character saw into the past about changing it, and I dont know if it was by choice or just the fact it didnt work, but he didnt go back and fight the future head-on, which was actually very interesting, and I did like that from an analysis standpoint. I forgot how many times he went back in time, and I am so obsessed that they did that a lot. Krist's character being an alcoholic was fun; I liked that for some reason. They are freaked out. Also, pretty good character writing for our main characters. The romance building was okay, I will give them that. This whole show was pretty good, and I would say watch it.

WHOEVER WROTE THE PACING OF THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE FIRED. Jesus Christ. The first 5 episodes were gun to my head boring and genuinely so hard to get through, and it is because the pacing at the start is god fucking awful. Fuck. The ending was a bit empty because they jumped the gun in episode 11, but that's okay. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEAR AND HER PROBLEMS. Like, I am so glad they gave her dimension and made her stand alone from a man, but her placement of lore and background stuff was so incredibly boring, I really did not give two fucks. Actually, that goes for most of the side characters, just random, irrelevant, and take away from the main couple and their plot. They should have made the start more interesting, jumping off what I said earlier. I think that would have helped with the overall development of the show. The start was also confusing as fuck, and I am just like, what the fuck. Not a lot to complain about, but the things are a little major lmao.

Okay, episode overview time, which once again spans over 3 years, and I am so sorry to this show for leaving you on here for this long. "Watching it for Krist because he's a cutie. I am slightly lost because I don't read descriptions." "Things never go to plan for him; something is always going wrong." "I am thinking of how you would explain all the time travel shit to someone, because I personally wouldn’t believe them." "We are not going in the love direction right now, but these two are coming to terms with feelings and getting over all the childishness of always fighting for no reason, and there is only peace when Kawi is drunk out of his mind." "Whoever thought this ship was a good idea, I have some strong words for you. Wait, I can't lie, I'm obsessed with these two together, it's like your parents are having an affair. Krist is such a good singer. "Kawi is too cute to be straight." Lmao. I lowkey forgot this was time traveling. Gawin is so tall." "I am confused about how the globe works. I feel like if you fuck up time, you are gonna face some kind of consequences. You need some self-reflection; no matter what you change, it is always the same. Something about grown ass men playing in the water together does it for me. They are both great singers. I think Krist's character is interesting. "Shii, I'll wait." "GMMTV's biggest cry babies lmao. Put khao in here, and we will be complete. Interesting bit with him being an alcoholic. I think that guy at the end was a full circle bit, but idk. I like this, it's a good background show." "I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR LORE HOLY FUCK I DO NOT CARE. GIVE ME MY MAIN COUPLE AND MORE LORE WITH THIS BITCH BENDING SPACE AND TIME, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR AND HER IRRELEVANT FUCKING MOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD." "I like the ending, they could have done more, but also it was a nice full circle with the globe and thinking about using it and then not, I liked that."

Yeah, this was fun. Uh, okay bye!

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a weirdly enjoyable fever dream

This show was fine until the end, and then shit hit the fan. I would give it an 8 (8.3) out of 10. This show is very meh, I can't lie. Okay, I'm going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview.

The plastic surgeon guy was funny af, I can't lie. Actually, the whole show was lowkey funny, and I don't know why I thought it was so funny, but it was (BECAUSE THE ENTIRE SHOW IS BS AND JUST STRAIGHT CRACK). The ghost parts were done well, because that part scared me fucking silly, lmao. I guess our couples were fine. It wasn't anything special, but also not something I can really hate on. I like the suicide part in episode 8, that was fun. I think this show was pretty interesting. I will also give them that. I just think if you are going to have romance as your main plot, you also need to write it better. Uh, yeah, that's the only positive thing I have to say about this.

The start was weird and confusing, I can't lie. Like, I understood some of it, but I think they could have set the show up better instead of dropping us here, holding our fucking balls, and being confused. Like, dude, fuck off. TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC, I SWEAR TO GOD, I COULDN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK. AND WHY DO WE HAVE FLASHBACKS OF WHAT HAPPENED IN THE PREVIOUS EPISODE? THE EPISODES ARE NOT LONG ENOUGH FOR US TO BE DOING THAT. The fact that everyone had some kind of weird magic powers that somehow connected, CONFUSED THE FUCK OUT OF ME HOLY FUCK. Weird love square that is all one-sided...fucking bonkers, just like this show. This show is very forgettable because my memory of this show is leaving me the more I write this review. The storyline had no direction, I fear. We needed more romance-building in this. And not like, oh, I like you because of something that happened one thousand years ago, I need in the present romance building. Our character writing and character work were god fucking awful, holy shit. This show was so fucking random, I can't. The ending was bad because we spent too long setting up the show and not enough time in the show, so it was a bad ending. Okay, that is it.

Overview time. "The description was gnarly long, so I didn't read it lmao, but I am getting this weird de ja vu from this show, and I dont know why. Also, the title is so fucking long. Realistically, he would have frozen his ass off at night. These kids are terrible. Bruh, what am I watching? He can't catch a break. WHOSE FINE ASS JUST CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM? Lowkey a funny ass fucking show. Oh my god, what is happening?" "Yo, our kiss opened up the gates of hell. Bitch yeah fucking right." "He is literally just trying to help yo ass, shut your old ass up, freak. The plastic surgeon is like Oh, wait, that's the love of my life. Jealoussss. You'll never guess what the definition of a roommate is. He can't catch a break. Surrounded by weirdos." "So everyone was some kind of star-crossed lover, but he is the only one who can't remember it." "Everyone in this bitch is holding grudges, my lord. ONE THOUSAND-YEAR-OLD BEEF IS CRAZY. Everyone is wasted rn I fear. The plastic surgeon has really sexy eyes. OH MY GODDD. WE HAVE 5 MINUTES OF SCREEN TIME, I FEAR." "Are we in a foursome? GNARLY LOVE SQUARE ACTION HAPPENING. SO GNARLY IT MIGHT BE BOBA TEA." "This show feels so random. We’re losing me right now. At least he’s slim thick." "Fucking ended, so is there gonna be a season two, or what we spent too long trying to set this show up and not enough time in the actual show. It was doing so well, all the setup on the floor, and then we had one episode left or two, and I’m like, what the fuck did we just do? Hopefully, there’s a season two actually special or something because this final episode felt very rushed and very random, and the show has been slow burn, so I feel like we could use some of those episodes for more building and less slow burn."

Towards the ending episodes, they ran this fever dream through the mud. I don't know if I would recommend it, I can't lie. Okay bye!

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Chocolate skin baddie gets cock blocked by sexy red head

It has been 3 years, and I have finally finished this show. Uh, yeah, lots of feelings, and they aren't positive. I would give it a 7 (8.3) out of 10. I am gonna say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview (this is a pretty short review because this show does not give me a lot to work with).

James and Net are both good-looking and great actors. They both did well in this. The mom's character. Till the very end, she was terrible, and I loved that. Her son got molested, assaulted, groomed, and she didnt believe him every single time, and that was good fucking character writing, because so many parents actually do this to their kids, and it is terrible. And that's it, the show is long, but there is not a whole bunch that happened in this.

UEA CHARACTER HAS POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT. And then they one oversexualized the FUCK OUT OF HIM and two babbied him. Awful character writing on that part. I think they played into the fact that James is good-looking a little too much, especially with the way they oversexualized him, especially with Net's character; it felt very like victim-blaming, I can't lie. Like because he is oversexualized, he deserves what happened to him, like that was just all off. Just terrible. And the babying. He got assaulted, I understand why he shuts down, but they treated him like he could never move on, never get over it, and that lowkey pissed me off. Bad character writing for a character that could have been otherwise great. JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH HOT DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE GOOD CHEMISTRY. And I am not just saying that because they are no longer a pair. These two don't have chemistry, I can't lie to you. ZERO CHEMISTRY. Like I can't, they are just so awkward, and most sex scenes felt out of place and like Uea is forcing himself to be with King, and that goes back into oversexualizing him, fuck ass show. The start was terrible. They jumped the gun too fast, and the plot buildup was god awful, and that set the tone for a show with so much fucking filler, it makes you WANNA DIE. DRAG PLOT. It hit episode 6 and became a drag plot. Literally no one cares, let's wrap this shit up. They ran this shit through the mud, with the terrible plot writing and character writing. The romance building was terrible, and I wish they had done it better. Random arranged marriage plot, dude shut the fuck up. GET THESE ADS OUT OF MY FACE, I SWEAR TO GOD. One-dimensional fuck ass side characters. The ending was rushed and mid, and so was the show. So much wasted potential. Okay, that's it.

Overview time, over the span of 3 years. "I feel like I was thrown into the water and couldn't swim. I am giving this show a chance because I have been really excited for it. But so far, I am disappointed. I was really disappointed. There's not enough plot buildup—a full 41 minutes—and I don't know any of the characters." "The scratches were such a good scene." "Just too bad plots on top of each other." "James is gorgeous. TEAR ME TO PIECESSSSS." "Also, we are proposing but have been together for about a year and 20 minutes on screen. Bruh. One-dimensional parent characters, I fear. Oh, I did not know the two shows connected. Rushed mid ending."

People no longer have to pretend this show was heat, because NetJames are in the dirt. I think this is a pretty skippable show. Okay bye!

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You just had to be there

I wasn't there, and I didn't get the hype at first, but now I do. This was pretty good, especially for 2016 in China. I would give it an 8 out of 10, and then I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then do an episode overview.

THEY HAVE GOOD CHEMISTRY. Something must have been in the air, because I am impressed with how good their chemistry is. Also, both of the guys are great actors, holy shit. This was really good for what it was, like, actually. The characters were fun, and I really like that, actually. They had some cute moments, which I think really made the show. The romance building is mid, but more good than bad. I will give them that. The show is actually pretty good, I think I am just overly critical about everything for genuinely no reason. Okay, that's it.

It got repetitive and boring around episode 6, and then it picked back up, but because of that grey boring area, I left this show to rot for 9 months. I also 2x speeded the last couple of episodes, so I am sorry. RIP to season 2. Oh, and they are stepbrothers, which is a little weird. I wish they did more besides going home and going to school, but that's fine. I think that they could have done some better plot building, especially during the middle bit, instead of having them do the same thing over and over. I don't like how they lowkey phased the other two guys out at the end. They were really fun, and I wish we had done more with them. Very slow burn, considering it is only 15 episodes. GU HAI BODERLINE ABUSIVE LMAO, I CAN'T LIE, HE IS SO FUCKING AGGRESSIVE IT IS CRAZY. Too many one-dimensional irrelevant fucking characters in this. I think the pacing was a little off, and they could have spaced it out a little better and gotten better at plot writing, but that's fine. RANDOM KIDNAPING SCENE. And a half ass apology. BACK TO GU HAI, WHY DID HE KEEP FORCING HIMSELF ONTO THE OTHER GUY? WHY DID WE NEED THAT? JUST TO BE TOXIC? Apparently so. Okay, that is it.

Okay, let's look at my episode thoughts. "Hai, I think his name is, definitely already likes the other guy." Out of the gates. "No, wait, they are actually very cute together. I hope the world is nice to them." It wasn't. "Why is he cosplaying as poor?" "They both have natural chemistry together, but I think it's bc they are both good-looking. The plot is weird but fun." "The characters are fun, and I think they are well-written. The plot not so much. Cosplaying as poor and just doing random shit. I think I am confused about whose parents are who. Why do they sleep together, and why is the rich guy obsessed with him?" "There is nothing really happening in any of these episodes, but I guess that's fine." "Why are you mad at him bc YOU have a crush on him?" "This plot is lowkey dragging, but that's fine. They had sex, which was cool ig, if only he didnt come onto him." "WHY ARE WE GAMBLING AND NOT GETTING A JOB LMAO? He is very jealous. GU HAI WOULDN'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU WERE A BIRD DUDE, HE'D STILL WANT YOU. Wait, when did the dad even have a lover?" "I did not know he actually liked him; they are so cute. I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW. IN my mind, they are happy on some gay island. lmao."

Watch it, it's pretty short. Okay bye!

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