Rook

🌻A flower punk faerie, a dedicated fur baby momma to all, a tea addict, and a lifelong lover of the strange and unusual 🐎

​Can be found in the kitchen, battling the next potion for something yummy, plotting the seduction of an elven prince or princess, or making questionable deals at the goblin market (still better than getting ripped off at Sainsbury's).

When I'm not trapped inside my own overactive imagination, I'm usually out exploring mossy forests and abandoned buildings, wandering by the sea, reading something, nesting somewhere, sketching out little doodles, or mapping out my own fantasy stories.

I am mostly here to escape the agonizingly boring physics of this dimension, and actively fighting a nervous system that demands I swear like an old sea-worn sailor in an effort to cope, quite regularly.

​Trolls and general nuisances will be swiftly blocked and banished. I can't be arsed with you, honestly, but if you’re friendly, I’m friendly! The teapot is always hot and my inbox is open, so feel free to chat.

Please do not return to adulthood or reality, though ☕✨

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​"You can't be behind in life. There's nowhere to be but here. Life unfolds; it doesn't race."

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BLs, Fantasy & Modern Dramas

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The Favorites:

Alternative Characters, Badass Leads, Fantasy & Folklore, Mysteries, Paranormal, Revenge, Rock Musicians, Soulmates, Vintage

​The No - Gos:

Abuse of Animals & Children, Infantilized Characters, Rage Bait Writing, SA, Toxic Tropes,

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The Bestiary

10 ~ 🦄 ~ A rare, flawless miracle

9 ~🧝‍♀️ ~ Majestic and high tier, nearly perfect

8 ~ 🧜‍♀️ ~ Enchanting, deep, and drowning in emotion

7 ~ 🧙‍♀️ ~ Strong magic, clever and impactful

6 ~ 🧚‍♀️~ Pleasant and solid - THE AVERAGE

​5 ~ 🧟‍♀️ ~ Lacks life, just going through the motions

4 ~ 🧌 ~ Clunky, annoying, or hard to get through

​3 ~ 👺 ~ Chaotic and messy

2 ~ 🧛‍♀️ ~ Drained the life out of me

​1 ~ 👹 ~ Truly painful to witness

0 ~ 👻 ~ Didn't even know what to rate it

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Scorecard

1. Plot ~ Story, writing, logic, consistency 🖊

2. Characters ~ Depth, growth, how they are written 👥

3. Actors ~ Individual performances, chemistry 🎭

4. Design ~ Wardrobe, hair, makeup, color palette 💄

5. Production Value ~ Sets, locations, scale, CGI 🚀

6. Music ~ OST, background score, sound design 🎼

7. Editing ~ Pacing, flow, transitions 🎬

8. World-Building ~ Lore, setting, the rules of the universe 🗺

9. Rewatch Value ~ Longevity, replay factor 🔄

10. Impact ~ Personal gut reaction, the show's soul 🍿

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Overall Ratings are subject to Penalty or Reward points. Either 0.5 or 1 full point.

Sometimes a character had great lines, and sometimes, there's rage bait scenarios I cant ignore.

The math is the general sum of my experience. And the additional point, or point taken, is for when something in particular stands out.

❝ I hope the screenwriter doesn't make me wish that they always stub their toe ❞

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~This Week's Menu~

- Top Bites -

1 ~ Don't Be Too Emotional🍢🍙

2 ~ Edge of Horizon🥥🥣

3 ~ Love Destiny 🥭🍨

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🎊 The Celebratory Feast 👑

Epic, Heroic, Multilayered, Grandiose, Mythic, High Spectacle, Sweeping

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💭 The Street Stall 📲

Cerebral, Mind Games, Complex Plots, Psychological, Analytical, Tactical, High Intelligence

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🪩 The Luxury Studio 💎

High Glamour, Expensive, Sexy, Opulent, Sensual, Sleek, Hedonistic

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🧸 The Cozy Bakery🌷

Cute, Fluffy, Feel Good, Low Stakes, Comforting, Healing, Wholesome

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🎻 The Quiet Bistro 🪑

Emotional, Melodrama, Star Crossed Lovers, Intimate, Nostalgic, Bittersweet, Yearning

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💶 The Fast Food Drive in 🚘

Action Heavy, High Stakes, Adrenaline, Relentless Pacing, Explosive, High Octane, Ruthless

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🪁 The Family Diner ⚽️

Cheerful, Comedic, Relaxed, Heartwarming, Lighthearted, Vibrant, Playful

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🖋 The Tea Room 📚

Slow Burn, Mature Realism, Grounded, Atmospheric, Character Driven, Intellectual, Melancholic

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⚡️  The Lounge Club 🛍

Unconventional, Trendsetting, Quirky, Avant Garde, Neon, Electric, Stylized

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🖌 The Dessert Parlour 🫧

Whimsical, Bittersweet, Artsy, Dreamlike, Surreal, Poetic, Storybook

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🚬 The Underground Bar 🔞

Dark, Hard Hitting, Serious Tone, Gritty, Visceral, Noir, High Consequences

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🍴 2026 🥄🌹

*completed series & film

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