I had such a blast watching this - for all the wrong reasons

I have never ever sat down to write a review before. Even after finishing 10/10 pieces that left me in shreds... Well here I am, at 1 am writing this, because I just could not hold it in anymore with this clownfiesta.

THIS IS FULL OF SPOILERS AND RANTS

-- 1st arc --
I kind of had a feeling i knew where this was going after the few 12 minutes where our FL was ambushed 4 times by the same dudes and beaten until an immortal hero-san showed up to save the day.
The whole first arc was basically these events repeating over and over again until she died.
1. Childish, annoying disgusting clingy "Shifu dont ever leave me" "Dont worry i will never let anything happen to u."
2. FL goes to do something stupid
3. ML saves her - then argues with few old immortal dudes about how she didnt mean to do that
4. FL is bullied - one of her 246 love interests shows up to save the day
5.All is well and repeat from number 1.

-- 2nd arc--
Yay our favorite FL is back, reborn, better than ever. Whoops tragedy, Shifu shows up, takes her in again, gives her the same freakin name and calls it a sucessful day.
Everyone is disgusted, FL is confused, Love interests are gathering for round two, Hate interests are hatin even more
Shifu is doing nothing apart from saying Chonker over and over again and clenching his chest dramatically. Our dear Chonker whos been cultivating for approx. 36 minutes decides to go on an adventure with all the other disciples who have been cultivating for the past decades. Demons show up and guess who saves the day.. no not the cultivated disciples, but our talented girl Chonker who apparently can fight off two high ranking demons with the power of tsundere. I cannot with this show at this point.. It just does not stop...
By the next 7 episodes - our Shifu is still clenching his chest while his eyes are flashing with flirtatious intent.

--3rd arc--
Chonker decided to become a demon and is immediately very hard core. The only good thing about this part is her pet Mushushu who I would ravish personally. I have no idea where they think this can go in the remaining 9 episodes, but this is the point where Im finally kind of curious where is this going and whether can Chonkers clown shoes honk honk any louder...

Anyway - do not watch this. There is no plot, no character development, no real personalities. Nothing makes sense - people hate or love Chonker without any reason. The writers make up spells, spiritual powers and magical artefacts as they please without any thought behind it. Seriously.. this show is like a school project of a 5th grader.

I did have a great time watching this, because of how ridiculous it all was.

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