SecretFudanshi

finale episode
• "Reeducation camp" = "Propaganda Indoctrination camp"
• Bas with a depression mustache 😫
• Sad, Gay reminiscing
• So the military-run government are the Good Guys and the Communists just gave up
• "Cross over to the other side" sounds too Jones Town-sey 😬
• Now we're writing a goodbye note 😨
• And, mom's not even going to let him read the goodbye note 😠
• If they do a time jump where they are separated for 40 years 😠
• Why are we leaving Comrade Hot Head unsupervised?? With weapons?? With the next Leader??
• Because LITERALLY 30 seconds later he actually tried stabbing you in the back 🙄
• Obvious fake-out gunshot is obvious
• This is a hella long Sad, Gay montage
• But, it was self-defense and he didn't even do it, but no Communist can go unpunished 🙄
• Going to fight his mom
• Well, they did a time jump, but at least they weren't separated
• These actors had better chemistry *before* their NC scene
•First have of this was an 8/10, second half was a 7, and the last episode dropped it even further
6.5/10

episode 2
• Not a slow burn, he's just slow 🔥
• Sticky note attack 📃
• Going to school with bedhead so your boy can fix it🥰
• Not wanting anyone else to see your boy 😏
• Smells like him 🤭
• This 28 year old ABSOLEUTELY does not look like a high schooler 😂
• Don't break your Bottom 🤭
• Friends knowing about the crush?
• Jealous of your own friends 😂
• Friends with your boyfriend's friends
• Bullying

episodes 1 & 2
• Heartbroken by an oblivious junior
• Except junior looks three years older than senior
• Why are we crawling over tabled 🤨
• Or, maybe junior isn't oblivious 😏
• Evicting your friend to chase a boy
• Nevermind, flirty junior 🤭
• Teasing your senior

episode 1
• "Sasaki and Miyano" + "School Trip" = "Serizawa Acts Weird"
• Writing BL about your classmates 😂
• Blue Screening IRL 😂
• Theme song is a bop 🎶
• *come here little uke lemme whisper in your ear*
• BL besties/boyfriends
• Blue Screening IRL part two
• I really like this one immediately

episodes 12 & 13
• Paying off your man's troubles
• He's always been the one taking care of others, so he's afraid of letting others take care of him
• This is Between Us levels of magically changing hair color 😂
• Paper rings and paper hearts 💍
• Tragic Backstory trademark reveal
• Cat dads 🐈
• "Not worried." *pacing*
• Using your connections to protect your man, part two
• The plot of this show is all over the place and there is very little in the way of story explanation, but the relationship is oddly fascinating and keeps me from dropping this

episode 8
• "I wanted to see it for the first time with you" 🥺
• His happy face 🥰
• "You're not having someone cook you a delicious homemade meal to celebrate your birthday, are you?" Well, about that 🤭
• "There won't be a scene of someone chopping with a kitchen knife, right?" *immediate scene of someone chopping with a kitchen knife*
• Saving his first drink for when they can both drink 🥰
• Dinner and movie date 🎬
• Coworker clocked the Gay ⏰️
• You've given this boy abandonment issues 🥺
• Taking care of your man

episode 6
• Interviewing a mob boss without telling our cop brother
• We're making *such* good and well thought out decisions
• Run to your man 🏃
• Picked all that up from one (1) fight lesson
• But, is the other girl okay??
• Suspect 1 is no longer needed 🤷
• Off causing Problems on Purpose
• Anger issues bro 😬
• Well, that's the Bad Cop who's gonna try to peg Dew as the suspect to close the case quick
• Off causing PROBLEMS on Purpose 😨
• Was actually so happy they didn't do a romance baiting wound care scene, but they just saved it for the after credit scene 😮‍💨

episode 4
• "I love you P'Three" 🥰"And everyone on the team" 🙃
• The silliest Gay Panic 🚨
• New member of the Down Bad Club 😂
• Gay video game hallucinations
• Caring for your parents even if you can't bring yourself to see them
• Distracted your boy, lost your boyfriend
• Is it me? Am I the ✨ Drama ✨
• Taking care of your man 🥰
• When everything is going wrong and then the last person you want to see shows up
• Ten being a "Sweet talker" have" something to do with their fall out? 🤔
• The silliest Gay Scheming 😂
• Holding hands 🥰
• Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 💋

episode 3
• Gay Panic
• Running from your man
• Yeah, you *totally* played that cool, babes 😂
• Running from your man part two
• "You'll be living in the dorms with Shiono forever" I don't think Shino would mind that 🤭
• Protecting your man
• In stunned silence that someone would get hurt for him
• Is Lady Cop a good detective? Clocked the Gay?
• Turtle dads 🐢
• "I have even more competition now" 😂
• "I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once." - John Green , The Fault In Our Stars

episode 3
• Accidently liked his IG post 🤭
• Who got you smiling like that 😏
• Jealous your rival might have a new rival
• Why do to care if he's being hit on 😏
• Jealousy 🤭
• Took a selfie of himself instead of letting fanboy get a pic of his crush 😂
• Hell yeah babes 👏 Defend your boy
• Are we trying to bribe the Coach??
• Grown men arguing like children
• "Does Coach know about you?" This dude playing ANOTHER homophobic parental figure??
• The only reason two grown men would hate each this much is if they liked each other, why else are you tossing in bed next to your wives thinking about another man?? 🤔
• Slamming on the brakes just so he'll hug you 😏

episode 10
• Insider trading
• Brother about to ruin the entire village
• Just keep digging the money grave bro 🙄
• WHY DOES XIAO FAN HAVE TO FIX EVERYTHING IN THIS FAMILY
• He saved your life and that's how you repay him?? 💦
• Everybody get the FUCK out of this man's life 🤬
• XIAO 👏 FAN'S 👏 FINALLY 👏 FIGHTING 👏 BACK 👏

episode 7
• Shoulda gone to therapy in those five years 😬
• Of course you're gonna have Gay Hallucinations if you feel going back to the condo
• How many names does Bro have 😂
• Kept the lock necklace 😭
• He's trying so hard to "stay out of your life" even while being his boss 😭
• Tired of people manipulating him
• Literally everything in her report is wrong 🙄
• They're still going to think he snitched
• His face 🥺

episode 1
• Baabin is the cutest 🥰
• Trying to fight children 😂
• 1500 photos of yourself 😂
• Realizing you were a 🍆 and growing
• Friend breakup 💔
• The scene from sseason where Baabin confesses but unsends everything 😭
• Friend reconcilliation 🥰
• The scene of season 1 where Bua changes everything for Baabin 😭
• It hurts to watch these scenes again, but SO GOOD to see how these boys have grown 😭
• WHICH DAD IS WHICH??

episodes 3 & 4
• "Close friend" causing Problems on Purpose
• Bro's got a wild imagination 🤭
• Avoiding your man
• How many jobs does Bro have 😂
• If the dog knew him from previous dogsitting, why did he attack??
• Light is sitting *on* the table so how is illuminting UNDER the table 🤔
• "Close friend" acting stalker-y
• This plan to break them up is hella backfiring 😂

episode 8
• It's giving "I'm your parent. You owe me loyalty."
• The guilt because he *does* love Tinn but *did* use him 🥺
• Mom is so loyal to to royals she thinks herself lower than a dog
• Why did he have to hear that 😭
• Sad, Gay montage
• Why are servants crying, upset, that they now have equals rights to their masters?
• Cocky Phob is 🫦
• Grandma's demeanor change from kind to cruel once she knows Phob isn't a loyal dog
• Got everything he wanted, cost him everything he had 💔
• Returned the ring 😭
• Sad, Gay montage part two
• They're not being "forced into exile," they are fleeing like cowards
• Just because Tinn understands doesn't mean he forgives

episode 6
• But legitimately, not telling your kids about their medical history and genetic predispositions is medical neglect
• So every problem is entirely dad's own fault and he should blame himself. He is a weak Alpha. Too weak to think trust his lover and insecure to think she would lose her love for him
• And what did he think would happen as Phatsa grew? How did he think his son would never learn about Alphas and Omegas??
• But like, does dad not realize that is just a backhanded way to demean other Omegas?? "You're strong and smart, not like *other* Omegas"
• You're a coward AND an omegasogonist
• But, Phatsa is entirely right 😭 He is trapped by this entire situation
• What is this royalty-free music playing in the background 😂
• WHY ARE WE ROLLING OVER THE COUCH 😂
• But, have we even told Phatsa that mpreg is possible??
• Still not gonna tell this man a SINGLE thing 🙄
• BUILT HIS OMEGA A NEST 😭
• "I want the Pure Omega for Nahkin" Well,, about that 😰
• Filling the room with his scent is actually so romantic 😭
• Just remember that Betas are not self-lubricating 🤭

episodes 5
• Getting distracted by a boy, losing a bet
• No secrets among these friends 😂
• Saving your boy
• Sister's impulsiveness might be the reason things don't work for them
• He so doesn't want to like boyfriend cuz he's a good guy 🥺
• Worrying more about your sister's sick boyfriend then her
• Run to your man 🏃
• He was so worried 🥺

episode 3
• "Who taught you to be so extra?" Says the guy being extra
• "When will you get it together?" My question too
• Max is delusional, but Nat is a realist and for him to fall so quickly seems unlikely
• Obvious Bad Guy is Obvious
• New haircut is sillier than the last
• All the over-dramatics of Crazy Love Moo Moo
• All the obvious scheming of That Summer

episode 2
• Fuck off Blondie
• Standing up for your man
• This is why you need to coordinate your story 😂
• Shythead lil brother 😂
• Smile bro you're on a date 😂

Saying someone does not have the acting skills of a trained actor because they are not trained actors is not mean or ignorant. I doubt someone who resorts to insults at the first jump understands what critical analysis is, but some people decide actually thinking about the media they consume instead of just passively absorbing things.