His soul left his body when she went for the bird’s neck 😭 My guy had to make a deal on the spot: “Don’t eat it! I’ll train it… you can sell it. Much better than lunch!” 😂
Cute kid: “Don’t be scared.” ML: “I’m not scared of butchering pigs!” Kid: “…No, don’t be scared of my sister.” Lil sis out here doing damage control for her big sis’s reputation 😂
Her ex’s cringe drama is like that ugly stain on your white shirt that just won’t come out 😭 And to make it worse, that peacock lady shows up and turns the cringe up to 100...lol
I can’t with those two creeps spying through the window to check if our couple did the deed on their wedding night……and then getting offended thinking they actually did it 😭
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My guy had to make a deal on the spot:
“Don’t eat it! I’ll train it… you can sell it. Much better than lunch!” 😂
ML: “I’m not scared of butchering pigs!”
Kid: “…No, don’t be scared of my sister.”
Lil sis out here doing damage control for her big sis’s reputation 😂
Now she’s over there thinking she freaked our man out…
like girl, he kissed you back too 😭
And to make it worse, that peacock lady shows up and turns the cringe up to 100...lol
The man discovers it… and the FL immediately gets embarrassed and blames him like he personally wrote the entire thing.😂
Man is half dead… unconscious… barely alive.
And they’re just standing there like: wow… he’s sooooo handsome.
I’m sorry but that took me out😂😂
Man is trying to have a deep motivational talk about her dreams…Girl skipped the philosophy and went straight to future pig tycoon mode.
She wants 200 pigs. Period..... lol