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isn't this just porn ?
A two hour long ugly porn movie? A badly directed, poorly edited, with shitty actors, even worse camera work and sent from hell script? Who wrote this and how is rehab going? What kind of drugs are they on? The dinamic between the best friends? The ex THAT GAVE HIM HIV popping out of noowhere, the rainbow flags that are EVERYWHERE, the weird ass gangbang at the begging? DID HE JUST TREAT THAT USED CONDOM LIKE ITS A SLIME TOY. Girl u r some rediculous whore, and no shit you would come crying back after.The problem is, not even the porn is good, in realty its SO BAD. The actors are not ugly but just not actors, just some random ass porn actors that noone knows about. No back ground music, we are jumping throu scenes like an amusment park ride that I would propably throw up after to the point where it makes zero sense. The actor pretending like he was writing on that computer was hillarious, the other dude pretending being on his phone too ?. Mad rediculous.
Also the fact that I had to watch it on a porn site was crazy. The ending? Kinda diserved honestly, thats what u get when u dont apriciate and just use others around u. The golden shower?? All this ass? I almost cried of how ugly this is. Also the movie was in 3-4 different languages???
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Summing up, an awefull Berlin expirience.
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some more, more like WE NEED SOME MORE
It was too short but goodddd. It felt like a summer love that only last less than 3 months, it was sweat, naked, warm, everything. Nothing was wrong with it, the age difference was also alr. We honestly need some more of this, the cast was also very fine.THAT GRAB WAS PERSONAL. Sex on the beach sure is a concept, well acted. Also the "Long time no see" poster in the box lmao. I was prepared for a sad anding, so glad we didn't get one this time.
The cousing's teasing was cute, he was so real for that one. When he set the question "Would you stay here or the city", i just knew shit was about to get down.
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Confusing but not that bad
The sister was so fucking disgusting, but she was a way of showing the fetishization of straight girls who just see two guys making out and literally think it's so hot and cute. Its killing me that she didn't even think of helping but just stood there and recorded the whole thing and just chat about it with her friends. I didn't understand what happened at the end honestly.The way that they decided to come out it just unrealistic but probably they thought that there wasn't any other way since he knew that she wouldn't get it otherwise??
Overall, confusing but its a 2015 movie, i didn't have high expectations
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