Waah Waa Waa Sob! The father-daughter reunion and crying fest lasted over 3 mins, 3:14 to be exact. Then the old fart went, “I deserve to die”, ‘Mama’ (my edit). Yeah, death by a thousand cuts would be appropriate.
Meanwhile, everyone, including the old fart, knew that Baeky is Choi Ha-Joon, except Baeky and Team Avengers - Team She-Devil knows, the Gold Diggers and the old fart himself. Baeky is the company lawyer, so how can he be so oblivious, now that he knows he is Choi Ha-Joon? I have a new name for him, Baeky Magoo.
Now the juicy part. The old fart and Team Avengers lured the She-Devil to the ‘dungeon’ (the old fart’s secret office in the basement) and confronted her over her crimes. Yet she is still trying to make excuses to cover up. The old fart shut her up by slapping her; I would have preferred he hit her with his walking stick. Slapping is for bitches. Then Mama Twins joined in the slap fest. That was the cliffhanger.
The preview promises more slap fest, torture and Lapdog Lee was captured too. They were kept in separate rooms, and Team Old Fart and the Avengers were trying to trick the duo into confessing. Oh, dear! This is turning bad- violence and gore. I love it! They should have captured Sourface Jun-Hoo too. He is complicit in some of the crimes. You heard me, PD-nim?
Baek Jin-Ju! Baek Jin-Ju! There is nothing in Mama Boy’s mind but Baek Jin-Ju! Anyway, his screwworm-ridden mind is healed; he has gotten his memory back and rushed off to stop the wedding of Chloe to Loser-HJ. Ha! Looks like someone will not be getting his oats after all.
I don’t know if I loathe him more or Slutty Yu-Na. Her behaviour continues to disgust me. A severe case of desperado, throwing herself at Mama Boy’s. If I were him, I would devour her and then discard her like chewed bones, but then he is not me. The screwworms are not in his brain infected his posterior, if you know what I mean.
Today is a tale of screwworms. Yes, the happy reunion of Chairman Ma and Mama Twins at the end was overshadowed by brain-eating screwworms.
Case 1: Prof Jerkface. Yes, PD-nim must have heard the viewers complain about him being M.I.A, so they brought him back. He appeared with a bouquet, wooing the She-Devil. Hello? He knows she had committed murder, and she even tried to frame him for it, and yet he still has feelings for her. WTF!
Case 2: Sourface remained quiet about the crimes of his Satanic biological parents, including murders, and being involved in covering up; hence, he is complicit in all of them. Also, She-Devil told him that Mama Twins is a Ma, and he kept that a secret. Yet he is hoping to win Okay’s heart? A very severe case of screwworms.
Case No 3: The Gold Diggers were still working on snaring Baeky, and daughter Gold Digger was trying to worm her way into Mama Baeky's good graces by asking to go shopping with her. Fortunately, Mama Baeky did not fall for that and rebuffed her.
Now the good news, well I hope it was the right move. Chairman Ma lured the She-Devil into his ‘dungeon’ and confronted her on her crimes against Mama Twins. Is he going to keep her locked in there and starve her to death?
However, I fear that the She-Devil will turn the tables and kill him instead. I would have preferred that he had hired some thugs to do the deed. As they say, do not get your hands dirty. Learn from the pro, old man, and that’s me! I am the modern-day Zhuge Liang.
(1) Loser-HJ loves Chloe so much that he will betray his dad for her. Stab Stab Stab! It also looks like the wedding will take place. Finally, aerobics time! For him.
(2)Mama’s Boy MJ's love for Jin-Ju is so strong that the mention of her name triggered his memory. Hip Hip Hooray! You lose Slutty Yu-Na. GFY!
Meanwhile, what irked me was that Mama’s Boy just stood there, being incompetent. Hello? He is the son; he has the right to get medical help for his dad, Chairman Satan. Chloe should forget him. Loser-MJ will make a better husband, one that will do anything for her. He is your man, biatch! Give him his oats!
I am so conflicted, from happiness to aching arse. After the twists and turns, the old fart, Chairman Ma, finally reunited with Mama Twins (preview). However, a couple of things really got up my arse.
Everyone knows that Baeky/Choi Ha-Joon is the largest shareholder except for Baeky himself. Even Ms Gold Digger, a low-level employee, knew. Hello? Is he not the company lawyer? They have access to corporate matters. F88kity-f88k!
Then there is Mama Gold Digger and her delusional wish to make Baeky her son-in-law. So Ms Gold Digger is going to drug Baeky, then rape him, get pregnant? This would not get a marriage, only a prison sentence. Give me a break!
So what now! Is the old fart going to allow the She-Devil to remain in the house and the company? She will steal more money and murder Mama Twins and Baeky, still thinking that this will make Sourface the successor to the Dream Group. She is more delusional than the Gold Diggers! Lapdog Lee too. F88k me! Aaargh! My arse hurts.
Clap Clap Clap! (First time Clapity here). After 30 years, Dan Dan Noodle finally grew a bit of grey matter. She had that brilliant idea of drawing Chairman Satan’s blood when she could not find the drug in the room. In the preview, we see him waking up after getting the antidote.
Meanwhile, Loser-HJ, who looked like he was going to off himself, recovered mentally and will continue to help Dumb-Chloe. I strongly recommend that he read “The Art of the Deal”. He is getting nothing in return, not even a peck on the cheek, let alone aerobics. Ah! He is doing it all for love. Man cannot live on love alone, dude. Get into her pants!
Talking about pants, Slutty Yu-Na did not manage to get Dumber-MJ into hers as well. Amnesia or not, he is just not into her. Give up, biatch. GFY! Oh! When will Dumb and Dumber get back together? They belong together.
Clapity Clap Clap Clap The old fart, Chairman Ma, is so clever! He knows about the She-Devil’s slush fund. Really? Then why is he not doing something about it? Oh! He is also suspicious about Mama Twins' origins and ordered an investigation. Hello? Run a DNA test, stupid. K-Drama Investigation 101. Run tests on everyone. Then he will also find out that Sourface is Lapdog Lee’s biological son. He is always the last to find out, stupid old fart.
Clap Clap Clap! Yep, the real Clapity Clap. Why? Two major developments:
(1) Team Okay’s investigation into the murder of TikTok is taking shape. They found the receipts that the She-Devil’s car was parked in the clinic where TikTok was ‘murdered’
(2) Baeky was closer to finding out more about his birth origins, and so was Ms Gold Digger (preview). She was trembling with excitement and will now throw herself more at Baeky. Maybe even rape him to get pregnant.
Oh! I nearly forgot. SOS! Prof Jerkface had gone M.I.A. First it was Tae-Suk, now him. Yes, disappeared with no explanations. At least the others, like Papa Twins and Seo-Rin, had some explanation, but these two were dropped from the drama with no eventful exit. WTF!
HA! HA, HA! So many HAs today. The first one was for the fact that the old fart, Chairman Ma, was not fooled by the She-Devil’s fake long-lost daughter scam. The question was, how did he know that the DNA tests were false? He just felt it in his bones? Just like Paedo-dent Trump, who makes important state decisions just by feeling it in his bones.
The second HA was that Sourface had discovered he was Lapdog Lee’s biological son (preview). How? The infamous S. Korean eavesdropping; he overheard the heated conversation between the She-Devil and Daddy Lapdog. While Baeky is a chaebol heir. Talk about being a loser, a born loser. Just admit it, Sourface, you're nothing but a low-born scumbag, just like daddy.
The third HA: they (the Lee Devils) think that Baeky is one of them and a half Ma, and Sourface thinks that he is his half-brother. Clap Clap Clap. Well done, PD-nim. It is so convoluted that even I am confused. Ouch! My arse hurts. Yes, my brains have dropped into my posterior.
Finally, a positive: this week's cliffhanger was that the old fart is closer to realising that Mama Twins is his long-lost daughter. Has he got enough brain power to do a secret DNA test? Or will he just use Paedo-dent Trump’s uncanny ability to feel it in his bones?
Happy weekend, everyone. I am off to get my brains out of my arse.
“Deal or No Deal”, said Mrs Satan to Dan Dan Noodle, and she replied, “Deal”. Clap Clap Clap! Deal of the century! For Mrs Satan, it was, but not for Dan Dan Noodle. Dan Dan Noodle could have it all, and she settled for half? All she had to do was play the trump (pun intended) card, the Ace; that’s Loser-HJ is a fake.
I am sure Mrs Satan has been taking inspiration from Paedo-dent Trump’s book, “The Art of the Deal”. As for Dan Dan Noodle, I do not know what she had been reading. What a dumb biatch!
Ha! Oh! Before the Ha, A thunderous round of applause to the She-Devil for her Oscar-worthy performance as the fake long-lost daughter. Even I almost believed her. Anyway, it is not going smoothly, as the preview revealed, because the old fart, Charman Ma, is looking at Mama Twins in a different light.
Now the Ha! Baeky is a Choi, not a Ma. His birth name was Choi Ha-Joon. Then it means the She-Devil must have had aerobics with his dad, a Choi from the chaebol family whose old man died in the fire. Then how did that ‘royal’ seal with the Chinese character "Ma" get into his possession? Weird, it does not add up. What is almost certain is that the She-Devil was busy screwing around.
Things are getting too convoluted, with too many ifs, and it is my head that is hurting, not my arse. Ouch! I need to go and see my Dan Dan Noodle (”Red Pearl”) and seek solace. A lot of things are happening there, the last time I checked.
The tables have turned on the Dumbo-Revenge Squads, and they are on the back foot. Mrs Satan is making a comeback and will take over the company with a forged power of attorney. Clap Clap Clap. That’s how you do it. You go, woman.
Dan-Dan Noodle should have gone public with Mrs Satan's crimes, lodged a police report, and also revealed that her son is a bastard of Lapdog Song. Offence is the best form of defence, and this would have removed the obstacles on her mission. Now you know why she has not accomplished anything after 30 years.
Meanwhile, I am very disappointed with Dumb-Chloe. She latched on to the wrong stud, a dud who is not Mr Satan’s biological son. She wanted help from Loser HJ, but she is not even seducing him. Hello, let him get into your pants, and he will be woof woof at your command. 'Men' like Loser-HJ are easy to manipulate and control. Dumbo!
I wish that Loser-HJ would off himself, commit ‘harakiri’, because he is full of remorse and wishes that he was not born. However, he was not that remorseful to keep his grubby hands off Chloe, using the situation to get skinship with her; he was all over her. Disgusting prick!
Meanwhile, Dan Dan Noodle was smug and thought that she had the upper hand. Wrong! In the preview, we saw the evil Mrs Satan go on a killing spree. Yeah, it is “Kill Bill” (2003). Clap Clap Clap Murder by needle, murder by car, deer-in-deadlights, the f88king lot.
Meanwhile, everyone, including the old fart, knew that Baeky is Choi Ha-Joon, except Baeky and Team Avengers - Team She-Devil knows, the Gold Diggers and the old fart himself. Baeky is the company lawyer, so how can he be so oblivious, now that he knows he is Choi Ha-Joon? I have a new name for him, Baeky Magoo.
Now the juicy part. The old fart and Team Avengers lured the She-Devil to the ‘dungeon’ (the old fart’s secret office in the basement) and confronted her over her crimes. Yet she is still trying to make excuses to cover up. The old fart shut her up by slapping her; I would have preferred he hit her with his walking stick. Slapping is for bitches. Then Mama Twins joined in the slap fest. That was the cliffhanger.
The preview promises more slap fest, torture and Lapdog Lee was captured too. They were kept in separate rooms, and Team Old Fart and the Avengers were trying to trick the duo into confessing. Oh, dear! This is turning bad- violence and gore. I love it! They should have captured Sourface Jun-Hoo too. He is complicit in some of the crimes. You heard me, PD-nim?
I don’t know if I loathe him more or Slutty Yu-Na. Her behaviour continues to disgust me. A severe case of desperado, throwing herself at Mama Boy’s. If I were him, I would devour her and then discard her like chewed bones, but then he is not me. The screwworms are not in his brain infected his posterior, if you know what I mean.
Case 1: Prof Jerkface. Yes, PD-nim must have heard the viewers complain about him being M.I.A, so they brought him back. He appeared with a bouquet, wooing the She-Devil. Hello? He knows she had committed murder, and she even tried to frame him for it, and yet he still has feelings for her. WTF!
Case 2: Sourface remained quiet about the crimes of his Satanic biological parents, including murders, and being involved in covering up; hence, he is complicit in all of them. Also, She-Devil told him that Mama Twins is a Ma, and he kept that a secret. Yet he is hoping to win Okay’s heart? A very severe case of screwworms.
Case No 3: The Gold Diggers were still working on snaring Baeky, and daughter Gold Digger was trying to worm her way into Mama Baeky's good graces by asking to go shopping with her. Fortunately, Mama Baeky did not fall for that and rebuffed her.
Now the good news, well I hope it was the right move. Chairman Ma lured the She-Devil into his ‘dungeon’ and confronted her on her crimes against Mama Twins. Is he going to keep her locked in there and starve her to death?
However, I fear that the She-Devil will turn the tables and kill him instead. I would have preferred that he had hired some thugs to do the deed. As they say, do not get your hands dirty. Learn from the pro, old man, and that’s me! I am the modern-day Zhuge Liang.
(1) Loser-HJ loves Chloe so much that he will betray his dad for her. Stab Stab Stab! It also looks like the wedding will take place. Finally, aerobics time! For him.
(2)Mama’s Boy MJ's love for Jin-Ju is so strong that the mention of her name triggered his memory. Hip Hip Hooray! You lose Slutty Yu-Na. GFY!
Meanwhile, what irked me was that Mama’s Boy just stood there, being incompetent. Hello? He is the son; he has the right to get medical help for his dad, Chairman Satan. Chloe should forget him. Loser-MJ will make a better husband, one that will do anything for her. He is your man, biatch! Give him his oats!
Everyone knows that Baeky/Choi Ha-Joon is the largest shareholder except for Baeky himself. Even Ms Gold Digger, a low-level employee, knew. Hello? Is he not the company lawyer? They have access to corporate matters. F88kity-f88k!
Then there is Mama Gold Digger and her delusional wish to make Baeky her son-in-law. So Ms Gold Digger is going to drug Baeky, then rape him, get pregnant? This would not get a marriage, only a prison sentence. Give me a break!
So what now! Is the old fart going to allow the She-Devil to remain in the house and the company? She will steal more money and murder Mama Twins and Baeky, still thinking that this will make Sourface the successor to the Dream Group. She is more delusional than the Gold Diggers! Lapdog Lee too. F88k me! Aaargh! My arse hurts.
Meanwhile, Loser-HJ, who looked like he was going to off himself, recovered mentally and will continue to help Dumb-Chloe. I strongly recommend that he read “The Art of the Deal”. He is getting nothing in return, not even a peck on the cheek, let alone aerobics. Ah! He is doing it all for love. Man cannot live on love alone, dude. Get into her pants!
Talking about pants, Slutty Yu-Na did not manage to get Dumber-MJ into hers as well. Amnesia or not, he is just not into her. Give up, biatch. GFY! Oh! When will Dumb and Dumber get back together? They belong together.
Clap Clap Clap! Yep, the real Clapity Clap. Why? Two major developments:
(1) Team Okay’s investigation into the murder of TikTok is taking shape. They found the receipts that the She-Devil’s car was parked in the clinic where TikTok was ‘murdered’
(2) Baeky was closer to finding out more about his birth origins, and so was Ms Gold Digger (preview). She was trembling with excitement and will now throw herself more at Baeky. Maybe even rape him to get pregnant.
Oh! I nearly forgot. SOS! Prof Jerkface had gone M.I.A. First it was Tae-Suk, now him. Yes, disappeared with no explanations. At least the others, like Papa Twins and Seo-Rin, had some explanation, but these two were dropped from the drama with no eventful exit. WTF!
The second HA was that Sourface had discovered he was Lapdog Lee’s biological son (preview). How? The infamous S. Korean eavesdropping; he overheard the heated conversation between the She-Devil and Daddy Lapdog. While Baeky is a chaebol heir. Talk about being a loser, a born loser. Just admit it, Sourface, you're nothing but a low-born scumbag, just like daddy.
The third HA: they (the Lee Devils) think that Baeky is one of them and a half Ma, and Sourface thinks that he is his half-brother. Clap Clap Clap. Well done, PD-nim. It is so convoluted that even I am confused. Ouch! My arse hurts. Yes, my brains have dropped into my posterior.
Finally, a positive: this week's cliffhanger was that the old fart is closer to realising that Mama Twins is his long-lost daughter. Has he got enough brain power to do a secret DNA test? Or will he just use Paedo-dent Trump’s uncanny ability to feel it in his bones?
Happy weekend, everyone. I am off to get my brains out of my arse.
I am sure Mrs Satan has been taking inspiration from Paedo-dent Trump’s book, “The Art of the Deal”. As for Dan Dan Noodle, I do not know what she had been reading. What a dumb biatch!
Now the Ha! Baeky is a Choi, not a Ma. His birth name was Choi Ha-Joon. Then it means the She-Devil must have had aerobics with his dad, a Choi from the chaebol family whose old man died in the fire. Then how did that ‘royal’ seal with the Chinese character "Ma" get into his possession? Weird, it does not add up. What is almost certain is that the She-Devil was busy screwing around.
Things are getting too convoluted, with too many ifs, and it is my head that is hurting, not my arse. Ouch! I need to go and see my Dan Dan Noodle (”Red Pearl”) and seek solace. A lot of things are happening there, the last time I checked.
Dan-Dan Noodle should have gone public with Mrs Satan's crimes, lodged a police report, and also revealed that her son is a bastard of Lapdog Song. Offence is the best form of defence, and this would have removed the obstacles on her mission. Now you know why she has not accomplished anything after 30 years.
Meanwhile, I am very disappointed with Dumb-Chloe. She latched on to the wrong stud, a dud who is not Mr Satan’s biological son. She wanted help from Loser HJ, but she is not even seducing him. Hello, let him get into your pants, and he will be woof woof at your command. 'Men' like Loser-HJ are easy to manipulate and control. Dumbo!
Meanwhile, Dan Dan Noodle was smug and thought that she had the upper hand. Wrong! In the preview, we saw the evil Mrs Satan go on a killing spree. Yeah, it is “Kill Bill” (2003). Clap Clap Clap Murder by needle, murder by car, deer-in-deadlights, the f88king lot.