Shinubi No Holds Barred

I am getting bored already; not much to get up my arse. It would spice things up if PD-nim ships Karate Kid with Papa Im, and she becomes his trophy wife.
Meanwhile, Uncle Im gets married to the black widows. How? Well, he can become a Muslim or Mormon who can have multiple wives. They can become his sister wives. I need intense drama, dude. My arse needs shafting.

My gay neighbor married a Vietnamese mail-order bride to please his parents, traditional and conservative. He bore them a son, to fulfil his filial obligations.

I forgot to watch the previous episode, so I speed-watched two in one sitting, which helped to shorten the agony. Dep Chief Yun did not go kaput, and it was Slutty Yu-Na who had attempted to kill him but botched this mission as well. She is not cut out to be a serial killer; she should stick to being a hooker.

Meanwhile, Dumbo-Chloe's attempt to be the chairman was scuppered as Team Satan had successfully framed her for the attempted murder. Fortunately, Team Dumbo-Avenger had managed to out Sluuty Yu-Na as the perpetrator, with the help of Mrs Satan, in exchange for keeping the birth secret of Mama’s Boy.

In conclusion, the last two episodes were a continuation of the Tom and Jerry show, with each side taking turns in winning and losing. One thing I can predict: Beansprout will have a change of heart and repent by turning the villains in, and he will be forgiven and will live happily ever after. alone except for his AI sex-dolls.You read it here first.

So, Karate Kid caved in and went for the blood test and will donate her bone marrow to Viet Cong Jr. In return for the right to use the surname Cha? I hope she dies in the process, gave up her life to save another. Clap Clap Clap What a heroine! She will be anointed Saint Joan of Yeouido.

Meanwhile, Lifeless-eyes went to Uncle for love advice. Hello? He has never been in love (his words, not mine), well, not with women. I bet he is gay and wears flowery underpants. A man in his forties and never been in love? Living with his brother as well. Definitely, he is gay.

Yep, he finally sprouted a pair of balls, well, maybe just half a pair, a tiny one, the size of a bean.

I am bitterly disappointed, angry and frustrated. Things have gotten worse for Team Dumbo-Avenger; I do not like them, especially Dimples, because by helping Mama Choi, she is indirectly helping Slutty Yu-Na, who had tried to kill her. Moreover, she is not disclosing Beansprout’s birth secret for sentimental reasons. She is the least qualified to be chairman; beyond the dimples, what else does she bring to the table?

A positive was the ‘kaputing’ of Deputy Chief Yun, bludgeoned to death with a hammer, in the footsteps of the hammer-wielding god, Thor. Is Beansprout ‘Thor’? From the shadow it may be, but does he have the balls to kill someone?

Dimples and her Muppets are still alive, though (preview), but it does not look good for them with the police's appearance at the shareholders' meeting

So the ledger is in the form of a USB, and it is in Beansprout's hands. He is running around trying to be a super blackmailer. Slutty Yu-Na is threatening to reveal his birth secret, and the corrupt deputy police chief overheard her and is blackmailing them.
In the preview, a voice sounding like Dan Dan Noodle is threatening to reveal Beansprout's birth secret if the ledger is not given to her. It had turned into a comedy of blackmail. Mama mia!

I don’t think that PD-nim is listening to me; I wanted Karate Kid and Papa Im to ship, but it seems that she will ship with the son, Lifeless-eyes, instead. Drat! It would have been more entertaining if she ended up with the dad.

Meanwhile, it turned out that the uncle of the Cha Cha bros (mom’s brother) works for the Im family. What a small world. Maybe the alley cats are also somewhat related.

Finally, it looks like Karate Kid will get tested and will agree to donate her bone marrow to Viet Cong Jr. I hope Mama Ji-Ni takes out a court order to prevent that from happening. Viet Cong needs to be taught a lesson that she will never forget. Do not mess with the lives of others, especially after they have just lost a loved one.

Papa Im had just crawled out from under a rock, or he was the Korean Rip Van Winkle; he did not know how to take pictures with a mobile phone or use headphones and needed the Karate Kid to help him. Anyway, what was the significance of the chance meeting? Are they going to ship? I won’t blame him for falling for her since his wife behaves like a bitch with a chip on her shoulders.

However, like father, like son, both have bad judgment. He wanted to offer Karate Kid a job after a chance meeting. I am sure it is because he has the hots for her, not because of her abilities. Mr Lifeless-eyes is still sticking with Dodo bird even after knowing her true character. Businessmen, my arse.

Meanwhile, something seemed to be brewing between Uncle Im and the two widows. However, he is taking too long to get into their pants. He spent a night in the same hotel with Mama Karate Kid and nothing happened? Get off those sex dolls, dude. The real ones are better, trust me (yeah, I know, "trust me" is the worst phrase to use).

Chairman, my arse. Dumbo-Chloe does not have the leadership capabilities to lead a company. She does not have the ‘killer’ instinct. She could have crushed the competition, ex-Chairman Satan, by revealing Beansprout’s birth secret. Business is cut-throat; she is too soft to be able to head a conglomerate successfully. So f88k off and take up cooking or knitting instead.

Meanwhile, I wanted to be happy with the latest twist, but I can’t. Housemaid OK, is Moon Tae-Jin, a major shareholder! WTF had she and the other old fart, Mdm Han, been doing for the past 30 years? Took them that long to plot and execute their revenge. Give me a break!

However, the most stupid of all has to be Slutty Yu-Na. Hello! The ship is sinking like the Titanic, and she is still playing in the band. She is stupid and ugly. At least Chloe has dimples and is sweet, just the type for those who love dumb blondes.

Uncle is making good use of the AI sex dolls available nowadays; I heard the ones from Japan are top notch, very realistic; say goodbye to smelly bottoms.

It seems that O-Reum will make an exit, die of cancer; they can’t afford the Coco Pops that are used to pay the child actor playing him.

Meanwhile, who is shipping with whom? My wish is that Karate Kid ships with Lifeless-Eyes’ dad, Im Jung-Bin. Their ages are a better match than with Lifeless-Eyes, who looks like a boy. Also, it keeps with the family tradition of getting entangled with married men.

WTF! The elusive shareholder, Moon Tae-Jin, is Butler Ok. What was she doing in that household working undercover as a maid, washing people's shitty undies? With all that money, she could have set up an ‘intel’ team better than James ‘Bond’ Lee. It would have been more entertaining if Chloe’s dad did the Resurrection and came back as Moon-Tae-Jin.

The other important takeaway from this episode: Monkeys can be trained but not members of Team Dumbo-Avengers. Why? I shall tell you why:

(1) The stupid logic not to expose Beansprout’s birth secret. This will stop Team Mama Satan in its tracks. Alternatively, Dumbo-Chloe could use this secret as leverage to get Beansprout to step down.

(2) It appears that Chairman Satan knows that Beansprout is not his biological son. The clue is that he kept insisting that Mama’s Boy come over to his side, as he sees him as his son; blood is thicker than water, and he will hand over the company to him.

(3) It never occurred to Dan Dan Noodle to hire bodyguards; they have plenty of money from the slush fund, but they gave it away. Peasnats will always be peasants. Chairman Satan should have killed her and Mama's Boy when he had the chance. Does age mellow him?

(3) Clap Clap Clap The Loser of the Year award goes to Slutty Yu-Na; for backing the wrong donkey; i.e., Beansprout. How long did she think his birth secret would stay hidden? In the preview, she was seen being assaulted and abused by Chairman Satan. Just die, biatch.

Ha! Just as I had guessed. O-Reum is down with “acute blood cancer”. It is in the genes (Papa ‘Cameo’ Cha, who recently died, had it). Probably Beggar Hyeon and Peggy Woo also have it, but it is latent for now. Perhaps the Karate Kid Ji-Ni too.

Meanwhile, is Uncle Magoo (Sa-BIn) playing two women simultaneously? He looks nice, like a kind ‘uncle’. However, as we all know, uncles are evil; they molest their nieces or nephews. He is still unmarried at his age; that is a giveaway. Maybe he is a closeted gay.

Weird! The two mamas are entangled with Uncle while the nephew, Lifeless-eyes Ji-Hoo, is shipping with the Karate Kid.

I want to like Chloe (because of her dimple), but I can’t; for two reasons:

(1) Why did she agree to make the donations in the late Papa Choi's name, among others? He is not a victim but rather a part of the fraud and took over her dad’s company.
(2) Secondly, is she starting to have feelings for Beansprout HJ? She should not get romantically involved with either of the Park bros. They are sons of Chairman Satan; one is not biological but a son nonetheless.

Team Dumbo-Avengers f88ked up again (preview). Chairman Satan was able to abduct Dan dan Noodle and Mama’s Boy, and he was being roughed up. Will he be killed? Or will Slutty Yu-Na step in and plead for his life? He was her love interest, after all, and the true heir to the company. Or will it be Ghost Moon, Chairman Satan's father-in-law, who will appear out of thin air and save the dyay?

The Cha Cha bros, I have lost all respect for them. They were bowing, scraping, and apologising; Mr Beggar Seung-Hyeon even got on his knees. Why? Peg Leg Seung-U did not know that the slut he was banging was married, so how was he blameworthy? If they fight the case in court, they would have found out that the slut’s husband knew what was going on and condoned it. Grow a spine, Cha Cha bros. Learn from Mama Ji-Ni!

Clap Clap Clap Team Dumbo-Avenger had been reading the Thirty-Six Stratagems and used that knowledge to turn Lapdog Kang to their side. The tactics they had used were clunky, but it worked. However, giving up an important piece of evidence was stupid, i.e., Papa Choi’s phone.

Meanwhile, Mei Mei (Kung Fu Panda) and James ‘Bond’ Lee were outed. They had been banging each other and are now an item. The way Team Dumbo-Avenger conducted their powwow told us all: a bunch of sixth-graders trying out for the school play.

Finally, an interesting development. The old fart, Mdm Han, has an agenda to help Team Dumbo-Avenger; it was to clear someone’s name, probably her late husband (preview).

LOL I love it, Peg-Leg is being screwed (figuratively and literally) over by a married woman. She was curious about him being in love, my ase. She has a fetish for men with one leg, period

Mr Lifeless-Eyes (Ji-Ni’s bestie and her mom’s impression of him) continued to be fooled by that DoDo bird of his, though he is stepping up his probe into what actually happened between her and Ji-Ni. In the preview, he is seen talking to Mama Ji-Ni about this. Will he dump that DoDo bird?

Meanwhile, will another tragedy strike the Cha Chas? O-Reum is ill and is not getting better, even needed a blood test. Maybe he has a terminal illness like his grandfather, Mr ‘Cameo’ Cha? That family is cursed.

Team Dumbo-Avenger is in disarray, defeated by Team Satan; evil always trumps stupidity. The only positive was that Dumbo-Chloe stumbled upon Papa Choi’s phone while being ‘nice’ to Mama Choi. Luckily, his last call to Mama Choi was recorded. Yes, stupid people are always lucky. This is not hyperbole. Look at the lottery winners; they are usually stupid people.

I loved it when Slutty Yu-Na put down Beansprout-Loser HJ for being hypocritical. They are cut from the same cloth. Maybe they are half-siblings. Same father, different mothers; Lapdog Lee banged both Mrs Satan and Mama Choi.

Does Chairman Satan know that Beansprout-Loser HJ is not his biological son? We are given a clue in that he ‘prefers’ Dumber-MJ to take over as chairman. It has to be because blood is thicker than water, not that Dumber-MJ qualifies due to ability, because he does not have the qualities to be a leader. Mama boys just sit in a corner and suck their thumbs, like what he has been doing all this while.

The men in this drama are a bunch of nincompoops. Let’s start with the Cha poops. Papa ‘Cameo’ Cha did not make a clean break with his wife and left behind a mess for both families. Then the elder son let himself be wrapped in his wife's, the Viet Cong's, little fingers, in addition to wrapping him between her legs. Peg-Leg, the younger son, is being two-timed by a married woman.

Then there is the married woman's husband, who is a cuckold since he knew about his wife’s affair with Peg-Leg and still stays married to her. Finally, there is 'Magoo' Sa-Bin. He goes around oblivious to the fact that his music teacher is the 'horrible' wife that Mama Ji-Ni moans about.

All the men are portrayed as evil, incompetent or idiots. I am sure PD-nim is a man-hater who has been badly screwed by some evil men in her life.