I don't like PB so I'll pick the latter 

WYR cook or wash dishes

Wash dishes (I can't cook)


WYR lose your sense of taste or smell

Random 


WYR have a dog or cat

quiet


Would you rather be a writer or a director 

enjoy


WYR be OVERconfident or always be indecisive

Slippers

WYR have an extra toe or finger

General makeover


WYR live in a cottage or a skyscraper

Water I think


If you had to WYR go bald for a year or gain 35 pounds (15ish Kg)?