Tpam lives in a pineapple under the sea

tpam can talk to animals

Tpam scooped out their bellybutton 

Tpam is a fanfiction writer

Tpam is getting married to their favourite k actor

Tpam hates J-dramas

Tpam has spiders on their hair

Tpam sleeps in the sewers 

Tpam hates Japanese music.