Post an insane lie about the person above you

tpam is a witch from 2070  

Tpam just burnt a kitchen a minute ago

tpam hides snacks in their shoe box

tpam weight is 0,1 kg

tpam tried to steal the moon.

tpam is actually a cartoon character

(true lol we don't have disneyland here and I've never been going abroad too T-T)

tpam has a crocodile in their house

tpam is 1,000,000,000 years old