Post an insane lie about the person above you

The person above me has successfully grown an orchard of candy trees, which you can buy at their shop called Candy Treets.

The person above me was the hand model for Facebook's Like button.

The person above me is 7th in line to the throne of a small and relative unknown micronation.

The person above me is the blurry figure in the background of every photo ever taken.

The person above me has the third largest collection of historical jousting equipment in the world.

The person above me creates wedding gowns out of fallen cat whiskers.

The person above me is a compliment writer who travels the word collecting compliments for inclusion in the yearly Compliment Index.