What the Shell Lounge Bar (Xiang Liu's Underwater Luxury Lounge)

 Kokuto:

Holy cow.  It is PINK.  We really need a Tan Jian Ci poster there, though.

Brazilians are Jingering. Probably don't even know who he is. Bunch of losers. Hahahahahahaha

 Kokuto:

LOL!  I thought you meant a real strawberry.  hahahaha.

Though, that is weird that the floors are fruit.

Yeah hahaha no. That would be extra weird. Just a strawberry chilling there inside the elevator. I would step on it as if it were a cockroach >:) Die bish, die.

 nathsketch:

Yeah hahaha no. That would be extra weird. Just a strawberry chilling there inside the elevator. I would step on it as if it were a cockroach >:) Die bish, die.

LOL!

Chilling in the elevator, waiting for YOU!

I'd probably slip on it.

Finally, the Dude™

No bro, not you.

Him:

Well, not the Dude Dude, but at least it's one of the dudes. That's something, I guess.

Is that a head tilt?

I think I miscalculated it. He would fit through the door.

A friend of mine said she used to work in retail and they usually throw all this stuff away days after the Christmas season is over. She said I should ask them if they can donate me this gingerbread dude. The fact that I'm considering it is reason enough to lock me up and throw away the key.

Also,

wrong dude there in the poster. Who even is that?

 Kokuto:

LOL!

Chilling in the elevator, waiting for YOU!

I'd probably slip on it.

Ok, fine. Maybe not step directly on it.

This reminds me...

Jaysus.

 Kokuto:

Falls over ded.

He's been replying to some comments for days now.

 nathsketch:

He's been replying to some comments for days now.

WUT?!?!?!

He must have down time at work.