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17 days ago

Talking about some skip school. We do not…

Talking about some skip school. We do not go to school anyway. We just hang around the campus and sleep. What the hell? We have not been to class in a decade. We are for real. Oh, but the alcohol is not accurate. We have never met teenagers before. We have never met teenagers. They have to get lit all day, every day, constantly. It is a never-ending state of getting lit. Let's go.They are all 17. What the hell? It is a little sus. This is a really sweet little rant about his life, John, but everybody is too wasted to even, like, they are not, they are gone. They are all gone. Oh, I love this shit. Oh my fucking God. The smile at the end of the episode told me he is exactly where he wants to be. And the catnip, he knew what he was getting himself into with that. Can’t wait for the next episode. About to watch it in two seconds. Pretty fire. Bye-bye portion arm. The other guy got arrested, and now we are working on our relationship. Shout out to my side couple. Love them so much. They’re so fucking cute. I lowkey love this show so much. 9.5 out of 10. Okay, bye.

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17 days ago

Five Stars

BABE I'M DONE THEY ARE SO CUTE. Jod and Jeng are also so cute. I am getting chills from this show, bro, what the hell. Oh my god, Loki loved this episode. This is really fun. The instincts part where he rolled over, so cute. Literal chills from that, but they are literally so cute. I love this show. This is so fun. There are bigger fish to fry always, so these two are probably figureheads, and that is why we are seeing Loki defeating them in episode 7 now. But Loki, this show is so fun. I love it so much. I love their chemistry. I love everything. And then Porsha and Armor in this, shout out. Also, you see somebody possessed in the forest. Why are we walking towards them? Right, 10 out of 10. Okay, bye.

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17 days ago

A panther and a penguin walk into a bar. In…

A panther and a penguin walk into a bar. In this cave, we are not talking about food, cause what the hell? What the hell? PORSCHE ARM. Oh my God, love to see my favorite couple in this. Cat did not know they had a big age gap, lock in cat. Shout out cat one time. Loki, I like this show a lot. It's Loki really cute. And they just kissed in the covers, so it's Loki really, really cute. We got more lore with Black Panther. And damn, they are going to decal him. That's sad as fuck, dude. Just like, basically like killing him, bro. That's insane. Losing your sense of balance, losing your how to, like, he does not have to hunt, but like, that is still like sad as fuck. But yeah, just let the criminals into our house because we are really nice people, but fuck y'all. Anyway, okay, bye.

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17 days ago

God, animal cruelty is no fucking joke. Also,…

God, animal cruelty is no fucking joke. Also, the crop top in the previous episode was hella funny. I'm gonna try and knock this show out today because it's really cute. Oh my fucking God, this shoe, sad as hell. What the fuck? What do you mean you are trying to sell me a pair? Sad ass shit, bro. But yeah, we got more Lauren this episode, which was nice. And yeah, love our couple. It looks really cute. I just need y’all to fuck immediately to excuse the animal cruelty. But yeah, pretty cool. 8.5 out of 10. Okay, bye.
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17 days ago

god zoos make me so sad fuck. pretty chill…

god zoos make me so sad fuck. pretty chill episode, not a lot happened but i am also not made at it. I am currently trying to mech through this show, so that's exciting. wish me luck. i want more lore on the zookeepers but i also just want them to be happy, so i am good off that lmao. okay bye!
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17 days ago

this is lowkey really cute i cant lie. i dont…

this is lowkey really cute i cant lie. i dont know what weed we were smoking when we came up with this but i can get behind it. i actually love this a lot. they have good chem and its not a lot of brain power, so love them and love whatever bs plot is happening right now. okay bye!
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18 days ago

Just started a new drama because why the fuck…

Just started a new drama because why the fuck not. Some penguin shit, Kat Loki put me on. Shout out my girl Kat one time. I did not read the description. I do not care. These guys were in Forever You the second season at the end, and they were in this weird rush relationship, and now I know why, because they were in this show together. I still do not know what is going to happen. Kat spoiled half of it, so shout out to Kat one more time. Clap it up. But yeah, they are low-key really cute together, and they are both handsome, especially the taller guy. He is so good-looking. The ankles are a little bit weird, and the premise is a little bit weird, but I am low-key there. I can get behind this. But yeah, I think I am going to be done for today. Five. Maybe an interesting take on climate change and society, you know, the way we treat animals. I am there, though. Pretty cool. I like the little moment with the headphones and him, like, them sticking their tongues out at each other. That was kind of cute. Love to see you later. OK, bye.

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18 days ago

Watching BL in Thailand, you already know…

Watching BL in Thailand, you already know how it is. I was dreading starting this because the bunny scene low-key was not even that bad. Okay, we have a trope, like, oh, he is trying to find his lover, he fell in love with him three years ago, whatever, had sex with him, whatever. Okay, the ex, a whole bunch of shit that was the ex’s fault. And I’m like, bro, you’re titty as fuck, you’re titty as fuck. I’m like, okay, wow, so cool, everything’s going great. And no, everything’s not going great. The brother gets stabbed, I’m like, oh shit. And then the mother needs treatment, and then the bank account gets emptied out. I’m like, what the fuck is that? I am not even violent like that, but I swear to God, if I was in this goofy, ugly wig wearing motherfucker’s shoes, that ex would never find peace. As I stated earlier, I am not even violent like that, but I would low-key skin this motherfucker alive. I cannot lie. What the fuck? Okay, so I low-key thought we were getting payback on the love interest , but we are not, so I do not give a fuck. Okay, bye.

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19 days ago

hot take: i love the high school brothers romance

lowkey this dumb ass show is growing on me so much i cant. v2 watching bl in the motherland love to see it shout out bangkok one time. so they r meant for each other we had so more lroe about moo liking fu back but one interaction fucked them all the way up. Some cute kissing on a boat because yay thailand it rains out of fucking nowhere, so lore acurate. hot take, i love the high school bothers love story more then our main couple. i dont know why but it is just so fun. It is currently idk 9 or 10, i still have my shit sent in cali time, but im gonna run one more episode, because god this shit is addicting in all the bad ways. okay bye!

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19 days ago

they have me so gagged. this shit was actually…

they have me so gagged. this shit was actually beyond funny and I know they had a fucking field day with this my lord. I like that they had parts where they were in the game. The crush feels a little like they jumped the gun, but i am okay with that bc its them, so shout out my boys one time. would give my life for them lets go. okay bye!
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IM SICKK. THE SHOWER. WE ARE NOT OVER HIM…

IM SICKK. THE SHOWER. WE ARE NOT OVER HIM AND I DONT THINK WE EVER WILL BE. Also the small window where you could get big jane off your back has passsed and now he will never leave you alone. We are fake dating dan and Big jane has come on to us twice...right. I am hella invested though. Also the dancing class with the two of them has me all the way dead. Wait im so gagged, can't wait for next week my lord. we r real dating dan, but we dont love him at all. and just sold our soul to the devil lets go. 9/10 okay bye!
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OH MY GOD. Okay so big jane definitely likes…

OH MY GOD. Okay so big jane definitely likes jane actually because that reaction was lowkey insane. Well we do know he comes crawling back but oh my god. That was a lot. We also got a lot more lore which was nice to see. And yeah. I was gagged the entire time and they r playing games i am not even ready for lmao. 9/10 okay bye!
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i lowkey take back my first review. I understand…

i lowkey take back my first review. I understand what they are doing now lmao. Im playing checkers and they r playing football. On a flight to thailand rn actually so thats fun, but oh my god. Great acting all around and this show has me all the way gobsmacked. ALSO HIM BEING 32???? Huh? With the double ids and lil jane has rocks for brains because no way. But everyone who makes a deal with the devil does so thats fire. ALSO GRABBING THE TITS IS CRAZY WORK IM GONNA BE SICKKKK. 9/10 okay bye!
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WHAT IS THIS TIME FRAME HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS?…

WHAT IS THIS TIME FRAME HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS? Like it feels very jumpy but at the same time not, im just lost and we need to space this out better because it already feels extremely rushed. (Wait jk i realized that im not locked in and thats the vibes they were going for, love to see it) 8.5/10 okay bye!
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22 days ago

I am at a loss for words right now. The whole…

I am at a loss for words right now. The whole episode was low-key just like, kind of like, oh, we are dragging, repeat, we are doing a plot. Okay, so for the final five minutes, Bo is going to beat his meat in the bathroom. Why? Why did we do that? No idea, but I am like, oh, they are going to cut it. Oh, they are going to cut it. And they did not cut it, and they kept showing that. He is moaning his name and all that. I am like, what the hell? I am in the airport right now, and I am literally so gagged. Oh my God. Oh my fucking God. Good fucking night. Okay, bye!
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