BurntBaguettes

I should have known when I heard the bagpipes that this show was gonna be cheeks

I just finished this stupid-ass show (like a month ago now), and I have a lot to say, both positive and negative. I would give it an 8 (7.95) out of 10, and I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, do an episode overview, and be done with this stupid fucking show. So yeah, let's get into it.

Starting out with what I liked, I enjoyed the actors in this quite a bit. I think they all did a pretty good job, even though I could tell they are kind of new at acting. The chemistry between the main couples was good, and that part I enjoyed. While I am not particularly fond of the characters, I think the actors did a good job bringing them to life. The guy who played Rit was so aware that this show was low-key ass, and it was really funny, and I low-key liked it. I wish they did more fourth-wall breaking like they did at the start because that was really funny. He was just like, well aware, like, oh my God, what the fuck am I acting in right now? And I love that for him. Also, regarding actors and stuff I liked about them, the guy who played pure lowkey was way too into his role. Like, oh my God. The looks he was giving the other guy were very good; immaculate acting on his part. He and the main love interest looked really similar, but it is okay. Very good at acting. He was very on the nose, and I hope to see him in some more stuff because I like his acting style. It feels very kind of natural, like the guy who played Rit, but more of a Hey, maybe you need to step back and realize that you guys are not actually in love, kind of natural. Still, I enjoyed it.

Moving on to the overall plot of this show, I have a lot of negative feelings about the plot, but we are going to talk about the positive ones. I really enjoyed the plot twist. I low-key was not expecting that. I was expecting this show to just be like, oh, Rit tells him, Inn gets mad, and then they just spend the whole time making up. But no, Inn has known this entire time, and he, in fact, lied back to Rit about not knowing that he is lying to him, and then he set up the entire show to be a lie on top of a lie, which was low-key good., I cannot lie (see what I did there) because I was not expecting that. With the three musketeers or whatever the fuck they were called, I thought that was weird, but I was not expecting it to be an entire lie. Like, he is paying these people to just get them married and get him in his house, which is low-key crazy. Diabolical planning on his part, that is all I have to say. And then also, with the best friend being in on the lie along with the K-pop idol, holy shit. And Rit had every right to be mad because that was fucking crazy that everyone in his life was in on this goddamn lie. I thought that was low-key well done because I was not expecting that. Also, kind of regarding the plot, I think their sex scenes were well done. They were overdone, but they did well besides the bagpipes. I did not like that. I should have known with the bagpipes that this entire show was going to go downhill from there. But yeah, the sex scenes- some of them felt a little bit out of place, but I think they still did pretty well, so good for them because they brought those to life as well.

Regarding things I didn't like, this entire show. Bullshit on bullshit on bullshit. Starting off with... The main plot, this was... God awful. I thought it was just gonna be like a nice, light watch, but it was just like, kind of sloppy. Like... Okay, so he's a fortune teller with stones, and he lies about fortune telling to get with a guy he's had a crush on since elementary school, but they have like an age gap too, but the guy also had a crush on him in elementary school, so that just gets fucking weird and confusing. They should have done the part where they show that he has had a crush on him since elementary school earlier, because it just got confusing, and I feel like they were getting lost in the sauce with this. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I think my main criticism is that the plot felt sloppy and underdone. Like, you can have underdone plots, but you need, like... To just have the plot be better, because this was just a mess. And I don't blame the actors, because I think they did okay. Uh, but the director-whoever wrote this-we need to go back to the drawing board, pick up the gun, and we need to fucking shoot ourselves, because there's actually no way that we came up with something this fucking stupid. And it's just like your sky, where they have a bar named after the thing, but instead of, like, your sky where they go to the bar once, the entire plot takes place in this fuck-ass bar. And I was like, what the hell? I feel like we're always at the bar, but also we're never at the bar. I'm so fucking confused. And also, the main guy who it's based on does not even own the bar. Like, why is it called Magic Move if he doesn't own the bar? I'm so fucking confused.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE SOUND EFFECTS. OH MY FUCKINGGGGG GODDDDDD. THE BAGPIPES WERE JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG BECAUSE THEY WERE SO FUCKING BAD. WHOEVER DID THAT, I AM GONNA FIND YOU AND DO UNSPEAKABLE ACTS TO YOU, AND THEN T BAG YOUR BODY.

Going into characters, the random guy who tried to split them apart—was he doing that for the love of the game? Was he in love with one of them? I am so confused. That was so underdone and so terrible. I do not know who came up with that, but that was awful. I am so confused. Then the guy sends an AI video to In, and In goes to this abandoned warehouse to find his man, but the man is not there because the video was AI. Then the guy gets arrested; he is cutting himself, and the knife is fake. I am so confused. Who came up with that? You are terrible at your job. I cannot fathom how that went through multiple people, and everybody signed off on that. That was terrible. I also love the girls and their dance thing with the K-pop idol, but no, that felt so irrelevant. They just randomly started doing it. It is like, oh, we have a big competition to go to. What competition are we talking about? What are we doing? What is going on? They never go to the competition. They just do the same dance six times in the same outfit. The K-pop idol just stands there giving false criticism. Do not piss me off. Whoever came up with that, go back to the drawing board and ALSO grab the gun.

In the end, this show is ass; the ending was choppy, the show was choppy, and I'm irritated as fuck, HEY BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE OUR FUCKING BAG PIPIES, RIGHTTTTTT??????

Okay, onto some fun quotes from those episodes. Episode 1: "He has a crush on this tall guy who looks exactly like the guy who runs the bar just slightly cuter and I’m not quite sure how they’re gonna drag this out for 10 more episodes but okay also whoever is on the sound button you need to be fired cause what the fuck are you fucking doing you dumb bitch what the fuck there comes a point we’re past that point and you need to be fired." Episode 2: "This show is so BS and I want to hate it, but I can't lmao." Episode 3: "Holy hickory doo dah bro. This whole show. Okay so he's not wrong about the prophecy because he's in love with its less sexy twin who owns the bar. I’m gonna do one more episode because twist my arm, I guess." Episode 4: "It might be the fact that it’s 1:30 in the morning or the fact that they just played in my face for 47 minutes, but what the fuck." Episode 5: "THERE'S LIKE 6 THINGS HAPPENED AT ONCE, AND I WANT TO HATE IT ESPECIALLY WITH THE BAGPIPES, BUT FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T. I CAN'T BRING MYSELF TO HATE THIS DUMB ASS SHIT." Episode 6: "To the guy in the second couple who's not the bar owner, I would watch out after filming bc HOMEBOY LOOKS LIKE HE WANTS TO HIT THAT." "WHY HAVE WE FUCKED MORE TIMES THAN THERE HAVE BEEN EPISODES? ALSO YOURE MOM JUST GOT HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL, AND YALL ARE FUCKING IN THE LIVING ROOMM??? HAVE WE LOST OUR MINDS? I'll answer that YES WE HAVE BITCH." Episode 7: "Someone tell the guy who's playing Pure to lock out for a second because those LOOKS ARE CRAZY." Episode 8: "There are levels to this." Episode 9: "Also, the grandpa died just really quickly, like really quickly, really randomly. I'm so lost. I have one episode left. I'm gonna force myself to watch this shit, but just know I'm not gonna do it happily."

I really want to hate this show, and I do, but not fully, so I guess give it a chance; just make sure your brain is off, and your eyes are closed lmao. Okay bye!

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They played in my face with this

I have no words to describe how bad this was, lmao. I would give it a 6.5 out of 10, and I am going to say what I like and then dog on the show to no end. Let's go.

Starting off with what I liked, the guys are hot. Don't let the terrible lighting and weird outfits fool you; they are good-looking. Watching the ending interview, the actors were really happy and sweet, and I love that. They actually cared about the impact they were making by performing in BL, and I love that for them, that is so sweet, I just wish the plot wasn't ass.

Okay, what I didn't like, all of it. My standards are lower for short dramas, but this didn't even reach that. It was just, just bad, my god. I was, for one, really confused because the plot is confusing and weird, my god. One of the guys was acting like a dog, and he is either the celebrity or the celebrity look-alike. I never got that cleared up. But if he is a celebrity, why is he working for the company? Like that doesn't make any fucking sense, and they didn't really explain it. They were about to, and then the guy randomly moved abroad for a couple of months, a.k.a. 25 seconds, and then came back home, and then they kissed, and then it was over. Like what? I don't fucking understand. Truly, it’s a shame they got this really weird plot, like at least they did it well, because I was uncomfortable as fuck. The dog thing is confusing as fuck, waiting for his reward or some shit, like don't piss me off, please. They could’ve flushed that out more...actually, even if they didn't, it still would have been weird. I also think the pacing was slow and weird, and then they jumped the gun, and I was like OK. I don’t know how we have a crush on him when we have barely seen him for like three seconds, just confusing and weird. Yeah, so that's kind of it.

Anyway, don't waste your time with this. Okay bye!

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A future gone in an instant

My parents are having an affair and I ain't even mad about it. This is fun and pretty well done. I will give it to them. A very random pair that feels like a bad dream, but I would be lying if I said I didn't like them together. Okay, I would give it an 8.5 (8.75) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, do an episode overview, and then put this show to rest after 3 long years.

Random ass ship, but they were fun as hell and have good chemistry. I think they are both good actors, stand alone, so them together was weird but good. The plot was pretty good, actually, and had some interesting lessons about life and the things you take for granted. I liked that a lot. I also liked what they did with the ending. Of course, I really do not know what I was expecting, but I did enjoy how they did the lesson learned kind of thing, and the thing about not being able to fix or save everybody. I liked how Gawin's character saw into the past about changing it, and I dont know if it was by choice or just the fact it didnt work, but he didnt go back and fight the future head-on, which was actually very interesting, and I did like that from an analysis standpoint. I forgot how many times he went back in time, and I am so obsessed that they did that a lot. Krist's character being an alcoholic was fun; I liked that for some reason. They are freaked out. Also, pretty good character writing for our main characters. The romance building was okay, I will give them that. This whole show was pretty good, and I would say watch it.

WHOEVER WROTE THE PACING OF THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE FIRED. Jesus Christ. The first 5 episodes were gun to my head boring and genuinely so hard to get through, and it is because the pacing at the start is god fucking awful. Fuck. The ending was a bit empty because they jumped the gun in episode 11, but that's okay. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEAR AND HER PROBLEMS. Like, I am so glad they gave her dimension and made her stand alone from a man, but her placement of lore and background stuff was so incredibly boring, I really did not give two fucks. Actually, that goes for most of the side characters, just random, irrelevant, and take away from the main couple and their plot. They should have made the start more interesting, jumping off what I said earlier. I think that would have helped with the overall development of the show. The start was also confusing as fuck, and I am just like, what the fuck. Not a lot to complain about, but the things are a little major lmao.

Okay, episode overview time, which once again spans over 3 years, and I am so sorry to this show for leaving you on here for this long. "Watching it for Krist because he's a cutie. I am slightly lost because I don't read descriptions." "Things never go to plan for him; something is always going wrong." "I am thinking of how you would explain all the time travel shit to someone, because I personally wouldn’t believe them." "We are not going in the love direction right now, but these two are coming to terms with feelings and getting over all the childishness of always fighting for no reason, and there is only peace when Kawi is drunk out of his mind." "Whoever thought this ship was a good idea, I have some strong words for you. Wait, I can't lie, I'm obsessed with these two together, it's like your parents are having an affair. Krist is such a good singer. "Kawi is too cute to be straight." Lmao. I lowkey forgot this was time traveling. Gawin is so tall." "I am confused about how the globe works. I feel like if you fuck up time, you are gonna face some kind of consequences. You need some self-reflection; no matter what you change, it is always the same. Something about grown ass men playing in the water together does it for me. They are both great singers. I think Krist's character is interesting. "Shii, I'll wait." "GMMTV's biggest cry babies lmao. Put khao in here, and we will be complete. Interesting bit with him being an alcoholic. I think that guy at the end was a full circle bit, but idk. I like this, it's a good background show." "I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR LORE HOLY FUCK I DO NOT CARE. GIVE ME MY MAIN COUPLE AND MORE LORE WITH THIS BITCH BENDING SPACE AND TIME, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR AND HER IRRELEVANT FUCKING MOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD." "I like the ending, they could have done more, but also it was a nice full circle with the globe and thinking about using it and then not, I liked that."

Yeah, this was fun. Uh, okay bye!

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I don’t wanna play anymore

This was lowkey a phenomenal show that stood the test of time. Sure, it took me 3 years, but I finished it, and that's all that matters. I would give it a 9 (8.81) out of 10. I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t, and then an episode overview, and then we’re done. Definitely watch it though!

The plot was low-key, really good. And they spaced it out perfectly, and like had me on the edge of my seat, I can’t lie. This was GMMTV pre-sell-out era, so there wasn't a whole bunch of ads, lmao. I really don’t like ghost dramas, but that’s all I’ve been watching recently, and this was low-key really good, and I like the way they did it. The romance building was good. The plot writing was good. It was eight episodes, and they filled the episodes perfectly. And I just like that, they gave us enough lore to start off with, and then kept adding stuff, and that was low-key really interesting. Just overall a great show. Geniuely, it stood the test of time, I will give them that. I really liked the way everything connected at the end, like it was genuinely so great and made everything irrelevant. I enjoyed that a lot. HE AND HIS MOM DATED THE SAME GUY, THAT WAS PEAK HOLY FUCK. GREAT FULL CIRCLE MOMENT. The fact that the grandpa hid everything about him was so good, holy shit, I was GAGGED. Med getting his memory back in slow chunks was absolute cinema. Also, he is slowly coming back and being able to touch stuff and do things, but also slowly fading away, GREAT. And that's it, but great show.

Singto and Ohm have zero chemistry lmao. It's bearable, but its two brick walls staring at each other, I swear to god. Jesus Christ. One-dimensional side characters who are terrible fucking friends. Y'all piss me off and need to get the fuck off my screen. I think that they could have done a little more with the ending, especially with the grandpa and Singto just coming back. The grandpa should have gone to jail, and Singto should have added a little more of oh shit, I have some charter development and not just oh, I am back now and the camera is fading out now, and you are never gonna see me and ohm interact AGAIN. Like watching two brick walls kiss, I swear. THE FACT THAT IN EVERY LOVE FLASHBACK OHM'S CHARACTER WAS A KID THAT WAS WACK. Fuck ass basketball plot to waste budget. Okay, that's all.

Okay, my 3-year span episode overview. "I feel like I will actually really like this. This could actually be really cute and an overall really fun show. It’s not too long. And I actually read the description (after the first episode, but still). Bro is just talking to himself. I have a feeling this is gonna come down really fast. Just by the way it is paced. It’s implied that this is gonna come down." It did come down, but now in the way I was expecting, which is always nice to see. "The classroom part kinda reminded me of Casper in the weird live-action movie where he ties someone's shoes, and they fall." Holy niche. "I like how Med is slowly coming back in a way because he can touch things." "PRE GMMTV SELL OUT ERA." "It’s surprisingly not a one-sided crush. What does the title even mean? How do you not know when you died or you died? Also, how come he can touch him, but he can fade through walls? How does that work? He has terrible friends, who are one-dimensional af. Literally, he just needs space. OHHH, I MISSED THE FACT THAT HE IS STUCK IN THIS WORLD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE DIED. I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS, AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE WORKING RN. RANDOM ASS BASKETBALL PLOT, FOR BLANKS AND GIGS TO WASTE OUR BUDGET. WHEN DID THE WHOLE FRIEND GROUP GET HERE? OH, that's sad, he was worried they weren't gonna like him bc he likes guys. Especially a ghost at that. HE USED TO DATE HIS MOM???????" "A fascinating time, less Thai drama. WHY WOULD THEY HIDE HIM? A very tricky show, I can't lie. The connections are fun. Why didnt they tell her? Why did they block his room off and forget about him? I think he was killed or killed himself. That's my suspicion. SAW WHO. BITCH WHAT THE FUCK." "This is actually really well done, at least for the time; even now, the plot holds up. The ship not so much, but still. I understand why he stood there, but he also def deserves to live with that grief. It's still going, holy fuck." "I  lowkey love this show, it is so peak. They have no chem, though, but it's fun. I wish they did more with the uncle or grandpa, like killed him or something. AWK KISS, MAINLY FROM OHM. BC BRO DOES NOT LIKE GUYS LOLLL." HELP, WHY ARE MOST OF US STILL IN GMMTV...

Watch it, because it stood the test of time, I can't lie. Okay bye!

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A Guy with schizophrenia makes everyone else feel crazy, too

I went to their LA fan meet and greet, and it changed my life lmao. I lowkey thought this show was good. I would give it a 9 (8.85) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview of it all.

Compared to Love Sea, this show was fucking phenomenal. My main reason for comparing them is because both couples were in love in the air, and these two both came out around the same time. On its own, this show is still great, and I do think you should check it out. Their chemistry was great in this, and so was their acting, just great all around. I LOVE WHEN THEY ARE SOULMATES. And I know he lowkey made up a lot of it in his head, but that was so fun. And I also like how they were together in every single world, that was to die for, oh my god. THE INTRO SONG IS SO GOOD, AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I loved our second couple, they were to die for lmao. I liked their dynamic a lot, and I think I just really like mind-reading plots and think they are very fun. I still can't get over their chemistry in this. I do think they outdid themselves with this one. Great fucking jobs to these two. I liked how they in the other universes also had depth. I liked those sequences, and I really enjoyed how they did that. I thought that was fun, and they didn't need to do that, but I think it really brought the show to life more. I think the main thing that this show did better than Love Sea was that they weren't getting freaky every hour of every day, and they actually did good plot and romance building in this. Like we know how much I hate on romance building in shows because no one knows how to do it, I think this show did a pretty good job. Was it the best I have ever seen? No, but it was still good and made the characters actually have dimension. That was nice to see. I think I already talked about the plot, but the twist with him making up their timeline in his head was genuinely so good. Holy fuck, whoever wrote that in, fantastic. Okay, so I am on the fence about where I should put this, but the fact that he lost his memory again pissed me off, but THEY REDEEMED THEMSELVES WITH HIM GETTING IT BACK, GOOD JOB SHOW. Just a very fun and enjoyable show, I can't lie. I enjoyed their sex scenes, they were fucking banging lmao, they had me gagged, and I may need to rewatch, but this time with one hand. THE WHOLE THING WITH THE PADDED ROOM. That was genuinely one of the best scenes ever, and despite making his timeline up and the whole thing up because he wanted that cookie, the fact that it was real and he got flipped with another version of himself was so fun and genuinely so great, holy fuck, I love that scene. Okay, that's it. It's a very fun show.

The setup was confusing as fuck, because I was so lost and not in a good way. The show was kind of hard to follow. Whatever the irrelevant friends are called (not the side couple, though, they are perfect), they are so irrelevant and so annoying, and they just need to shut up because they serve zero fucking purpose. Another thing, at the end of episode 7, the plot and lore folded in on itself and got very fucking confusing; it had me looking at the screen sideways. Random ass fucking fiance, get the fuck out of my face before I get violent. I think they could have done more with the ending; it was very empty, and I feel like, because they had so many characters, they should have used more of them and just finished it all, but yeah, that's fine. Okay, not that much to hate on from me.

Okay, let's look at my thoughts on this all. "What if all the dreams we have are actually parallel worlds? I think about that an unholy amount." "Like I get, they are soulmates, but why would you let him in your home? Their rooms are the same. I am lowkey so confused but really intrigued at the same time." Most of my review of the second episode is me overthinking the entire show lol. "I don't know what to think." "He has his shirt off, ain’t nobody looking at this damn nightmare sequence Lmao." "They so far ate love sea up because I think their plot is so much better and they aren't getting freaky every five fucking minutes. Not that I was complaining, there was just no plot." "WHAT THE FUCK. Wait, he's not? Wait what? Holy fuck. Wait, I had a feeling. But how does he know everything about him? Holy fuck. WHAT A TWIST. He made the timeline up all in his head. Invested because what?" "I am also so invested in the second couple, y'all have no idea." "Okay, wait, I have no idea if I remembered this right, but wasn’t it all in his head and none of it was real. Hey, I made this shit up because I like you so much. 99 problems and this show is all of them." LMAO. "Now I'm fucking invested, way to go. I thought I grasped the concept of this, but I then realized I dont have a clue what is happening, but I'm here and ready to rumble." "Someone just got caught. Stalkerrrr. Oh fuckkkk. So he wanted him to find out? I mean, the parallel words shit exists? Doesn't it? Or was it all in his head? Oh my god. No, because the scar. So it has to exist. WHATTTTTT." This sums up my entire review. "Oh my god. To be honest, I really don’t know what I was expecting for like the whole part, but I was expecting the brother to step in because I’m like, why would they mention him if they were gonna do something with them, and they ended up doing something with him, so I don’t know. I don’t know how I feel, but I’m content that they’re together and that’s all that matters, and we’re about to get some crazy sex scene, and I’ve already seen it, but I guess we’re ready to rumble, I guess, but yeah I don’t know this I kind of like not a lot but idk. I enjoyed it a lot, and it got really good towards the middle cause I got really, really into it, and like the whole plot idea, and I think they used it really well. Like, personally, I do think they did it very well, and I think it’s a good show, especially with the way Love Sea turned out. This was really good cause Love Sea was cheek water like genuine cheek water, and I’m so glad that this didn’t turn out like that with a whole bunch of NC scenes. They had a couple, and they were good. They had a good placement, but yeah, compared to Love Sea this was really, really good, and overall like a good standalone show. I think they did well with this, and I think that having Boss and Noeul in this was great, and I might be glazing it because I’m seeing them in a couple of hours, but it’s OK. Alternate title: A guy with schizophrenia makes everybody else crazy, too. Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about the ending. I’m content, but at the same time I feel like they could’ve done more with the mom because they did build up to it for like most of the show, but at the same time I don’t think I could’ve handled that so I’m like I’m OK with this, but yeah a pretty OK ending to a really good show actually."

Definitely watch this, I think it is really well done. Okay bye!

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Chocolate skin baddie gets cock blocked by sexy red head

It has been 3 years, and I have finally finished this show. Uh, yeah, lots of feelings, and they aren't positive. I would give it a 7 (8.3) out of 10. I am gonna say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview (this is a pretty short review because this show does not give me a lot to work with).

James and Net are both good-looking and great actors. They both did well in this. The mom's character. Till the very end, she was terrible, and I loved that. Her son got molested, assaulted, groomed, and she didnt believe him every single time, and that was good fucking character writing, because so many parents actually do this to their kids, and it is terrible. And that's it, the show is long, but there is not a whole bunch that happened in this.

UEA CHARACTER HAS POTENTIAL TO BE GREAT. And then they one oversexualized the FUCK OUT OF HIM and two babbied him. Awful character writing on that part. I think they played into the fact that James is good-looking a little too much, especially with the way they oversexualized him, especially with Net's character; it felt very like victim-blaming, I can't lie. Like because he is oversexualized, he deserves what happened to him, like that was just all off. Just terrible. And the babying. He got assaulted, I understand why he shuts down, but they treated him like he could never move on, never get over it, and that lowkey pissed me off. Bad character writing for a character that could have been otherwise great. JUST BECAUSE WE ARE BOTH HOT DOES NOT MEAN WE HAVE GOOD CHEMISTRY. And I am not just saying that because they are no longer a pair. These two don't have chemistry, I can't lie to you. ZERO CHEMISTRY. Like I can't, they are just so awkward, and most sex scenes felt out of place and like Uea is forcing himself to be with King, and that goes back into oversexualizing him, fuck ass show. The start was terrible. They jumped the gun too fast, and the plot buildup was god awful, and that set the tone for a show with so much fucking filler, it makes you WANNA DIE. DRAG PLOT. It hit episode 6 and became a drag plot. Literally no one cares, let's wrap this shit up. They ran this shit through the mud, with the terrible plot writing and character writing. The romance building was terrible, and I wish they had done it better. Random arranged marriage plot, dude shut the fuck up. GET THESE ADS OUT OF MY FACE, I SWEAR TO GOD. One-dimensional fuck ass side characters. The ending was rushed and mid, and so was the show. So much wasted potential. Okay, that's it.

Overview time, over the span of 3 years. "I feel like I was thrown into the water and couldn't swim. I am giving this show a chance because I have been really excited for it. But so far, I am disappointed. I was really disappointed. There's not enough plot buildup—a full 41 minutes—and I don't know any of the characters." "The scratches were such a good scene." "Just too bad plots on top of each other." "James is gorgeous. TEAR ME TO PIECESSSSS." "Also, we are proposing but have been together for about a year and 20 minutes on screen. Bruh. One-dimensional parent characters, I fear. Oh, I did not know the two shows connected. Rushed mid ending."

People no longer have to pretend this show was heat, because NetJames are in the dirt. I think this is a pretty skippable show. Okay bye!

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Go into the light

I just sighed. I fucking hate this show. Don't watch it. Like fuck. Okay, I would give it a 7 (8.1, BUT THIS SHOW DOESN'T DESERVE MY KINDNESS) out of 10, and then I am going to try to be nice and say what I liked, what I didn't (everything, don't watch it), and then an episode overview. Okay!

MOS AND BANK YAY YIPPPE YIPPE YAYAAYAYAY. That is fucking it. It started great, I will give the show that. Fucking gnarly ass start, love that. Mos has the sexiest eyes I have ever seen. Their sex scenes were good. I will also give them that. I liked the bodyguard and the annoying fuck, they were fun. I would rewatch just for them. I can't lie to y'all. Whoever did the camera work, you did a great job. Everything else, die.

THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE POWER DYNAMIC. Like borderline pedophilic with the shits, or at least it feels like that. It is lowkey awful and kind of makes the show unbearable. Like, I kind of understand what they were getting at, but at the same time, they did that awfully, and that lowkey grossed me all out. Like Bank's character acts like he is a child, and it makes this show so much worse than it needs to be. This whole show is a fucking ball fest, I can't lie to you. GOD FUCKING AWFUL. The plot fell the fuck off after a few episodes and just became so boring and so fucking confusing, like maybe if we stuck to one plot and not 5, this would have worked, but we didn't do that and tried to do 5 plots at once, and the show became confusing and fucking boring. This show was so fucking embarrassing, oh my god, OH MY GOD. OUR SIDE COUPLES AND CHARACTERS (BESIDES MY GOATS, THE SECRETARY, AND THE ANNOYING FUCK) WERE DOING WAY TOO MUCH. Why are we focusing on them and not the main couple? Geniuely don't fucking piss me off, I swear to god. Also, our main characters, especially Mos's character, were so incredibly shallow and one-dimensional that it pissed me off. I don't know why everything pisses me off, but especially that. Shity ass character writing. We dont know how to write a plot, we dont know how to write characters, what do we know how to do? I WILL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, FUCKING NOTHING. BITCH. Way too much was happening in this show; it was overwhelming, and none of it made any sense. Also, they rushed the fuck out of the ending. Okay, that is it.

Overview time. "Problematic, but a good start toward the end." "The way he is on his knees in front of him. I am so down bad for him, bro. Legs open and shit. I don't mean that; I do, but I don't." "Lin looks bad as hell in this V-neck. I might just be down bad, though. Why is getting horny over his man doing a peace sign? CAMERA WORK EATS." "I genuinely can't imagine seeing my manager get all flirty with the CEO's secretary; I'm just trying to put that in perspective with my job, and it's so awkward." WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONNECT OUR PLOTS, SO STOP ADDING MORE. "Why is he calling him Khun dad? Calm down, Jamal. I am obsessed with slow-dancing scenes, it's addicting lowkey. Crazy transition from the dancing, though. This flashing back and forth is a little suspicious. Transitions are great. The camera work is so amazing. Because who is doing this? Lighting and everything. Get it sexy, get it sexy. Sun looking hot as FUCK right now. Looks are serving. That was good." " I am gonna be so honest, that is the ugliest fucking necklace I have ever seen. If my nightmares affected me this much, I don't think I would leave my house ever." "THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST CHEMISTRY, BRO. Like big dragon was cheeks, but it was good cheeks. This is just cheeks."

I would say don't watch it, and if you are going to, make sure you do with one hand and your eyes shut. Okay bye!

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Junior's sexy ass makes me wet all over

I lowkey loved this, and every couple got better than the last. Okay, so I would give it a 9 (8.83) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then my thoughts during the episodes.

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD. OH my god, from the start to the very end I was laughing my ass off, holy fuck. I started for Force and Book, and this was the first show with them as a main couple that wasn't god awful. I loved their dynamic in this so much, and it was so fun. Lowkey a little bit of a power dynamic, but that's fine, I guess. Force's face is so fucking sexy, I swear to god. This was my first time seeing Junior Mark together since the fantastic cherry magic, so that was nice. The setup was different from most shows, with three trillion couples, and I thought that was fun. BACK TO BACK SUNSHINE X GRUMPY COUPLES SIGN ME ALL THE UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I truly loved all the couples, but Junior Mark brought this shit home for me, and I love their fucking dynamic and their chemistry in this; it was fucking phenomenal, I swear to god. This review is all over the place, but that's fine, lmao. This show did something fucking right because the entire time I was having a blast, and I became obsessed with character after character; it was so fucking great. Like, I think it was just overall good character writing, every single character in our main couple was perfectly written in their own regard, and I loved that (besides part of Santa's character and Perth's abusive ass character, which I will get into). I liked how three-dimensional all of the characters were, even the background ones; that was fun. I also like the pace of the show. Like I thought it was going to be a slow burn because it is like 24 episodes, but they paced this nicely, especially with the couples. I like how they did that. I also enjoyed that they didn't completely phase out the other couples when the new ones got introduced. Junior and Perth being brothers. That was so fun and lowkey the only way to connect the two other couples. I loved that so much, and I don't know why. They were just so fun. JUNIORS CHARACTER. He was for sure my favorite, because I liked his backstory of just having issues. Like his mom gave him up to start a new family, and he isn't even close with his brothers because of it, that was fucking fantastic. I truly wish they did more with that because that is so fun. I loved the character development for Force's character. Like, he became such a sweetheart, and I love that so much. I lowkey don't like Perth's character because he's toxic, but PERTH STUCK HIS FOOT INTO THIS ROLE I WILL ADMIT, BECAUSE YOTHA WAS HOT AS FUCK. Junior makes me wet all over. I want to do unspeakable acts to him. Yo, what did Jungkook say?! Okay, I am done.

Arc and Arm's fuck ass power dynamic, jesus christ. I think it especially came from the fact that Force's character was older, but the power dynamic was not fun at all, I can't lie. Santa's character being scared of being locked in a shed was the MOST BULL SHIT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. FUCK DO NOT PISS ME OFF. WHY ARE WE SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A SHED? ARE YOU DUMB, STUPID, OR FUCKING BOTH? They set it up perfectly, with him being scared of the dark, like they could have done something great with that, BUT THEY MADE HIM SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A STUPID ASS SHED. Fuck, that made me so mad. Also, there were a few random ass jumps, and that lowkey pissed me off, I can't lie to you. Arc and Arm's dynamic lowkey changed for the worse, and then it went back, but around episode 11, Arm asked Arc if he could go to the bathroom, and that was fucking crazy, like what? Why are we asking him? Just go. Yotha. FUCK THAT BITCH. Apparently, I just hate this couple lmao. HE WAS SO FUCKING TOXIC OH MY LORD IT LOWKEY MADE ME ANGRY. Like fuck. It stopped being hot at one point and just got fucking weird. The cheating thing, fuck that was so irrelevant, as much as I love to see my men kissing, I don't know why they wrote that in. It must have been to piss me off because there is no way. ALSO WE DO NOT NEED SIDE COUPLES WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE MAIN COUPLES, WE JUST DON'T. And that is it.

Overview time. But there are so many episodes, so I lowkey have to calm all the way down lmao. "They put all of the plot and film budget into that intro lol." "Close enough, welcome back, star in my mind. NEVER MIND HE JUST FUCKING FELL. It has a different setup than we are, and I lowkey like it." Crazy how this was the first thing I watched coming into the new year, some things truly never change. "HOLY FUCK I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM. The confused sunshine x grumpy anger management. Oh my fucking god, I love them in this. They are eating. Hehe, holy fuck. He with the jacket on is so fucking cute. Fuck I love Thai dramas so much." "Jet looks like a lesbian, I can't. I keep calling him her lesbian-looking boyfriend." "Force is in a constant state of being overwhelmed. He has two emotions: overwhelmed and angry. Also, the phone camera washed him out so fucking bad it was crazy. TAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOKING SO GOD DAMN FINE ON THIS BEACH." "I love force and book's pair bc they are similar builds. I hate when shows try to mash together skinny as mofos with some jacked person. I dont know why, but I hate that." "They’re both sunshine grumpy but different versions of it. Gun and Youtha are very different from Arc at Arm. Arc is like just a chill guy who’s very honest and very blunt, and he’s popular. he has friends, he just doesn’t care. Yotha is awkward. He’s like socially stunted and very nonchalant and doesn’t like people, which is very different from arcs, indifference, and honesty to people. Yotha does not like people at all. And then guns and arms are similar in some aspects, but very different. Arm is very kind and very talkative, but also very wary of his surroundings and getting into relationships. Gun is pretty innocent and naïve, but he knows his way around stuff. He’s also talkative, and he’s also kind, but I think that they’re pretty different, and I think that the show did that pretty well." "Pissing me off. I am punching him in the face. mean hook, smashing a bottle on his stupid head, farting on his pillow." I HATE YOTHA. "Everybody in this family adopted because what the fuck nobody looks like each other. Your mama cheated on all your dad’s because what the hell." WHY WOULD I WRITE THIS?? "Why does Newton have a gun? Hello? Back again. Klao, on his deathbed, is still making moves." "I just got jumped scared by his fucking abs. Faifa might be one of my favorite characters because he is actually so fucking fun. Arc and Arm are so fucking cute, I can't. Stop, Perth and Santa literally have the same smile lol. 12:20 3/4 (episode 18). same exact smile. That is so cute. Force has the sexiest eyes, oh my god." "These ads are killing this show rn." "I like it when characters have actual problems that aren't just relationships. I also feel so bad for Faifa because it wasn't even his fault that his mom raised him instead, but he's not close with his brothers because of that, and she literally gave him up for her new family. That's so sad. That's why he clings to people like that. Because he just wants to be someone in people's lives and doesn't want to be abandoned again. I love love LOVE shows like this. Nothing really goes wrong, but it's still interesting. Why was Yotha fondling my BOY? 3:35 ep 3/4 (episode 21). I swear if they're about to get deeky. THEY ARE GETTING DEEKY. SINGING KILLS DRAMAS." "The confession scene is so funny. I also understand why bro was in love with TOR BECAUSE THAT'S MY DADDY RIGHT THERE. THE WHOLE CAST OUT ON THIS FUCKING ROOF." " I say that every time because they just keep getting better, and these two didn’t disappoint, and they are officially my favorite couple, followed by Gun and Yotha. I love Arc and arm and their story, but these two definitely stole the show for me. Getting deeky in Yotha's room is fucking insane." "I had a lot of fun with this show, and it’s a damn shame. It’s not 100 episodes. We talked about some important stuff, and it was funny as fuck. And now we are done. Holy shit."

Watch it. It's fun, and I enjoyed it a lot. Okay bye!

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Shit, I was seduced too

My one and only note for this show is "Bloody phenomenal." Lmao. I would give it a 7.5 out of 10. It was fun, but also had some flaws lmao. Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

I am on my third rewatch of this absolute masterpiece, so that should tell you a lot about it lmao. It's fun, and they are free. These two have great chemistry and also a gnarly IRL age gap, but that's fine. The plot is fun. His brother's best friend has to look after him because he keeps going to parties, and then he gets the smart idea to seduce him to get him off his case. Like, tell me that is not the best plot you have ever seen. They also have gnarly chemistry, like it matches this and their other show so well, I can't even lie. I am lowkey getting the two of them confused. I liked the character development in this, I can't lie. Like they both had their own, and I thought it was pretty good. Like, this thing is so bad, but in a good way. Also, their sex scenes were pretty good. I think whoever was doing the camera needs to get better, but they were pretty good. I think they are both attractive in their own way, and I liked their contrast; it was so fun, so much fucking fun. I don't know. I think that is all I can think of. I just wrote that I hated the older brother, but I love the dynamic when they are dating their older brother's best friend, and I love CEO shit. Okay yeah.

The people who made this one and the other one love to see Neel, the guy who played Liam, in pain, like, oh my god. Like, he stay getting pushed around, sexually assaulted, and abused, and I don't know why. LIKE LEAVE HIM ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD. ALSO THE EX, fuck, get his ugly dumb ass off my screen, I swear to god this baffoon ass monkey bitch. Every time he came on the screen, the more irrelevant he got, I swear to god. Also, another downside is that I paid for this, lmao. I did it for the love of the game, but I would have rated it higher if I didn't pay for it lmao. I think they should have done more with the brother. Like, he was lowkey one of the major plot driving points, and we saw him like twice. RANDOM ENDING I SWEAR. Very, just what the hell. The pacing at the end also got very bad, but that is fine. And yeah.

Watch it, it's fun, and I am going to rewatch right now lol. Okay bye!

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6”4 thug preys on a kid with no friends

Fuck this show lmao. I had to gun to my head this show, it was so bad. And watching this now is also sad because they are no longer a couple, but that's fine. I would give it a 6.5 (7.9, but this was terrible, so) out of 10. Don't watch it. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an episode overview. So let's go.

Winner. I love him so much, and I would watch this all over again for his sexy ass, oh my god, I forgot he was in this, but I would give my life for him. The show started off well, I will give them that. It was random, but they were free, and that is all that mattered. I think I just like mafia shit, I love that so much, and this was no different...actually it was, but that is fine. The intro was cool, lmao, just the music was ass. The show is so bad I'm complimenting the intro lmao. Whatever happened towards the end of episode 5, with the plot picking up a bit, was fun, like we did harm a bunch of innocent people, but that was fun. Ping is good looking, he just isn't the best actor lmao, but I have hopes for my boy. Uh, yeah, that's all I have positive to say about this show.

I love Meen and ping together so much, but they have no chemistry, and part of me is excited to see their ship get laid to rest and ping going on to other projects under GMMTV. Jesus Christ, they had no chemistry in Ai Long Nhai; they have none in this either. Fuck, this was hard to watch. Like two brick walls trying to fuck. THE VIDEO GAME SHIT. I don't know why, on November 12, 2023, when I started this, I thought that was so interesting. That was so fucking random, and I was like What the fuck is happening? How are we even connecting the two plots right now? YOU AREN'T AND YOU CAN'T. The bullshit with that Kenji freak, like, why does he have more screen time than our couple? Like shut his fat ass up and put him in the fucking dirt, I swear to god. The costumes and the makeup were ass, I swear to god, just terrible. This show was also beyond cringe lmao. Jesus Christ, some parts were stomachable, and the other parts were not at all, oh my god. This whole show was a whole bunch of nothing. I can't even lie to you. We fucked around in my face for way too fucking long, Jesus. I felt myself wasting away watching this show; we were doing bullshit, having bullshit problems, just the full 9 yards. A TERRIBLE ENDING TO A TERRIBLE FUCKING SHOW. WHOEVER WROTE THIS DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A PLOT, I SWEAR TO GOD. You need to go back to the drawing board, draw a gun, and shoot yourself because this was so fucking bad and not even in a good way; it was just awful. We can't act, we don't have chemistry, the plot is awful, there is no romance building, fuck this show, it was terrible. Fuck it.

Take what I say in the episode reviews with a grain of salt. "I miss these two together so fucking much, oh my god, bro. Especially with them in a mafia video game romance thing. I am very excited for this, and I love them together. Their chemistry is great and makes everything 10 times better." I dont know why I lied. "We are definitely going to get a fake overplayed love triangle because of the way whale man is acting." "Everyone in this show is freaking me out. Love the actor who plays the mob boss, but he’s so creepy in a hot way I can’t get over myself. He’s so scary. And he’s literally doing so much for his man, and I respect it. And we have a second couple, maybe. And I think Tul had a think for Tew at one point." "The mafia is making his life better, bro. You are just mad because he is leaving your toxic ass in the dust."Hey, you're going to get jumped. I want to know why Homeboy quit. He's going to get jumped. Oh, shit, he is a traitor. Probably the most interesting thing to happen in this episode. Oh shit. He's actually a traitor. He clearly likes hanging with them, but it's going to kick his ass later. Oh, shit, he drugged them. That's insane. That's insane. What a twist! There are like four very innocent people you also just drugged, so keep that in mind." "There is something so tragic about watching shows with dead ships." " Also, a whole bunch of nothing is happening, and I know why I didn’t finish this." "I will miss their very awkward on-screen chemistry dearly. Why do I keep watching this bull shit fucking shows? My lord, I feel myself fucking wasting away right now lmao." "The crimped hair makes him look less like a pimp and more like a Japanese host." LMAOOO I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS. "Ping is gorgeous, and I hope he gets slightly better acting lessons and gets a new show soon."

FUCK NO. STAY AWAY. Okay bye!

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The agenda should have stayed hidden

This show was a hard watch, but I would do it all over again for JoongDunk. Yeah. This took me no joke (see what I did there) 2 years to finish. The main thing is that it is boring. So very boring. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview, so yeah.

I think this show had a great message and good potential. I will give them that. Great fucking potential and could have been greatness, I swear to god. It was fun, and they were free. And that is about it, lmao. Joong and Dunk delivered with their chemistry as normal and had some good kisses and good NC scenes in this. Sadly, it wasn't enough to save the show, I fear. I liked the background characters; they were fun. I actually think the character writing was good in this; it really was (besides the side couple in some parts, that was getting on my nerves). I liked the speech and debate part. I think it's because I did it from 3rd grade all the way to my senior year of high school, but I did enjoy that part. I miss speech and debate so much I can't even lie lmao. I thought the plot with Nita was fun. I don't know why I really liked it. It added to the plot and made it more interesting. Joong and Dunk looked great in this, ESPECIALLY DUNK OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO GOOD. Might rewatch with one hand just for dunk and his gorgeous ass. I think the premise of this show was great, and so is the dynamic; it was just executed pretty poorly. I can't.

Incredibly forgettable show, I dont even remember it lmao. This is a slow burn done wrong. If you know me and my reviews, you know I hate slow burn and shity romance building, and this was no different. I have the attention span of a little kid, so slow burns aren't really my thing, but if done right, they can still be good. This was not done right. The whole show was very slow, and that made it incredibly boring, oh my lord. This took me dropping and starting like 3 times before I finally finished it, and it was a hard watch every damm time. We did a lot of sitting around holding our fucking balls in this show. Like nothing was happening for full episodes for both our couples (I would be lying if I said I remembered there was a side couple in this, I still didn't like them though, according to my episode reviews). Like that is the point of side coulpes to be there when the main characters are doing anything. But nope. Joke's posseiveness was cock blocking the entire show, I can't even lie to you. Oh my god, it wasn't even cute or fun, it was annoying as fuck. Another thing is, at the end, like the final episode, they were just having fake fucking problems to drag the show out, oh my lord, let's finish this. Okay, that is it.

Okay, overview. "I love Joong and Dunk so much. They are so fucking cute. This can actually be so good, it has a lot of potential, and I’m pretty excited, actually." I was watching this while it was airing, good for me. "Why am I not winning nationals with Joong Archen as my boyfriend? Is that too much to ask for? No, I dont think so. Manifesting this energy for this year's speech and debate." Sadly, I did not win nationals, and Joong Arch is still not my boyfriend; it's a sad day. "This episode proved me very wrong, and they are slow burn but fast at the same time, and I need this." I was then shot 57 times. "Hopefully, they come to terms with their feelings pretty fast. I miss them. I loved Star in my mind so fucking much. Love them forever." Would give my life for Joong Dunk. "The plot was moving, but nothing happened at the same time. It was getting on my nerves, but what can you do? They could have more potential with these, and if you aren't going to build on the main characters, at least build on the random side couples and the other ones. I think that would be fun." "The final episode airs tomorrow, so I am trying to get all of these done today so I can finish the show on time. But knowing me, it's probably not going to happen, but I love them." It didn't happen; it took chloe another 2 years to finish this. " The cuddling was just so fucking cute. I am glad Zo came clean with Nita because that was definitely going to cause some problems. I am glad they are trying to take things slow, and Joke is backing off to give his man some space. Joke's Possiveness is going to come bite them in the ass because he was already pulling that shit in this episode. Hopefully, we get more of the stalker because I love Nita and jokes about friendship. I just think it is interesting and adds to the plot." "I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol." I lied again; it took me another year. "Someone said that if you dont like this, you dont get the concept, and I always get the concept, so we are back even if I think this is boring." "I am giving this show one last chance. I have tried to finish it three times now, and every single time I failed. This is the final time, let’s hit it to the bitch. I am a teenager. I understand these shitty shows. I get them all, but this show is flat-out boring. It’s so unfathomably boring, and I love joongdunk to the ends of the motherfucking earth. I will ride that ship till it explodes and incinerates into straight ash, but this show is so boring. Predictable ass show I fear. Ngl idk what he did bc it's been so long, but whatever he did it's his fault for sure. Also, Dunk looks beyond good in this. I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore." "Oh, that sucks, oh that fucking sucks. Because you have to be happy for her when you know it's hard. Too real, that's wrap it up. I think that the message behind this show is fantastic, it's just the slow burn aspect with their dynamic as well as the plot, but stick with this shit. Too real, I fear. Way too real. IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT. I knew it. I was trying to finish this in class, but it didnt work out." "Why are we having fake problems rn?"

Yeah, I think it has a good premise and good chemistry, just really poor execution that made this so fuckinf boring. But watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Only good thing is the cute nails and cute guys; other than that, this show can SUCK MY DICK

This show started off great, but became borderline fetish content at the end, and it ran itself through the fucking mud. My friend really liked this show, but I genuinely don't, so I guess watch it and see for yourself. I had to gun to my head finish this, fuck. Okay, I would give it a 6 (average was an 8, but I do not care) out of 10, and when I finished the show, I wrote a bunch of notes, so go me. We are going to look at what I liked, what I did not (the whole thing), and then an episode overview of me hopefully saying nicer things.

Okay, what I liked. The guys are all good-looking, and the nails are to die for. I like that all of the guys are good-looking and are great actors, and this show did not do them justice. I have a Pinterest board now of the nails; I liked them that much. I am a wuss, though, and my fingers get claustrophobic (I am lowkey tism) whenever I have nails on lmao, but once I get over that, I will be rocking the nails. There was plot potential, I will give them that. Also, the chemistry is there, the plot just isn't. It is actually a shame that they got put with this shit, especially at the end. And that's all the nice things I have to say about this show!

Okay, what I didn't like. Everything, I swear to god. The plot pacing was so bad, I don't know why they didn't pace this shit better, like it made this show that was already hard to watch even harder to watch. Also, we suck at romance building because of the weird love square that is happening in this. Like them focusing on this more than the actual couples ran this show through the fucking mud and ruined its potential. Like the chemistry is there, we just don't know how to build romance or plot pace. The plot was bad, and it just like, I mean, it could work, but the fact that the character writing was also bad made this plot just not work. Like you can have jump around plots like this, but it does not work if you are lacking in every single other department. Awful character writing, these guys were insufferable and not even in a charming way, in a gun to my head, do a flip way. Fuck. This was just ass and pissed me off, and I stopped watching it originally because the character writing was miserable, and I’m like, I can’t get behind this. And then I start it back up, and it just goes straight into genuine fetish content. Like, I can't lie to you, just straight fetish shit with the feet and the piss thing, that was geniuely so gross and so weird. Also, the outfits were hideous. Just because we are skinny and cute does not make the outfits cute, I swear to god. Yeah, overall, I could stomach this show, but the fetish pushed it over the edge and made it truly unbearable. Also, this took me 8 months to finish, lmao. ALSO. WE DID NOT GET ANYTHING DONE THIS ENTIRE SHOW, I SWEAR TO GOD. NOTHING, NO PURPOSE, NO NOTHING I SWEAR TO GOD. WE ARE JUST FUCKING AROUND IN MY FACE FOR 7 EPISODES BECAUSE THIS IS CRAZY. Terrible setup also, not a clue what is happening, like for the majority of the show, like bro please, just do something right. Another thing I didn't like was that they were just having fake ass problems the entire time, like what are we even doing, just anything to hold the plot back, I swear to god.

Okay, we are going to watch how my reviews get worse and worse as the episodes go on, lmao. "I am here for the white kid, which is problematic, but he looked really cute in some random clip I just saw, and now I am watching this. I also didnt read the description. I am so confused lol. This looks like a school project, help! I am here for it, though. They actually feel like kids and people, it is pretty cool. Sick ass nails on sexy bitch over here." "Also, I dont really know what is happening." "Why is everyone in this show fruity and insufferable? Like, how do we have three air balls in the span of an episode? Pissing me all off. And what are they doing in this photo booth? I am gonna quit while I'm ahead." And then I stopped watching it lmao. "Every sound in this is very overstimulating." "I am so confused. I don't remember this being so social media focused, but then again, that's so true." "Everyone in this show is sexy. That's my fave part. I feel so lost ngl. Fake ass problems ngl." "Very overstimulating scene, too many noises. We are just having fake issues, I fear. FAKE ISSUES ON G. I am disgustingly confused on who is with whom tbh. But I love those nailssss. GUN TO MY HEAD WITH THIS SHIT. You know, just bc we are cute and skinny doesn't mean our fits are cute. Making me so fucking angry." "A gnarly hard watch towards the end." " I dont know why, but I can't get behind this show. I think it's lowkey boring. Also weird foot and piss fetish wth." "I think this is the only show that I genuinely want to drop so bad, but I am not going to, but fuckkk, it's boring and lowkey teetering on fetish content, which is all weird ngl. They are all such good actors and so good-looking. THE PLOT IS JUST ASS, LEFT FUCKING ASS CHEEKS." "Fake ass issues on g. I am beyond sick of this show. I hope someone gets hit by a bus on g." WHY WOULD I WRITE THAT? IM SOBBING. "Every single one of these guys deserves to get their heart stomped out on g." "So cute, if only we developed our shit faster and didnt have fake issues for 7 episodes. I have a lot of feelings about this show, and they are not very positive. Terribly written plot pacing, terrible plot, terrible characters. That's my hot fucking take. So much potential that wasn't reached."

No. Okay bye!

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Can you miss someone you've never met?

I would give my life to watch this show again for the first time. This is fantastic, and anyone who says otherwise is just fucking wrong. 17 episodes of actual greatness. I would give it a 9.35, which I will round up to a 9.5 out of 10, and I wanna say two things: watch it no matter what, and I would like to welcome this show to the 9.5 crew. I am going to say what I liked (EVERYTHING JUST WATCH THIS SHIT), what I didn't, and then do an overview. Oh my god, I need to rewatch this shit again.

Everyone is hot as hell. I like it when everyone is bad; that is the biggest pro. People were hating on Maxky, and tbh I thought he was chopped too, but he grew on me so much, and I am so in love with him I can't even lie to you. His lips are fantastic, and the same with his sunken-in face. This show is fun, it's gay, and it's perfect. I liked all of the couples, even though they didnt include them all because of season 2, all of them great. Great character writing because I fell in love with each and every character, even the characters who were lowkey in background couples. I loved them so much, and it was fantastic character writing because they felt like real people. I think the plot was a bit jumpy and filler-like, but it made it fun. Truly, never a dull moment with these guys. I enjoyed Hill and easter, while I had never seen Pond in anything before this, Earth is geniuely, my husband and I love him so much, and he can do no wrong in my eyes, I swear to god. I enjoyed their story, although I am not the biggest fan of misunderstanding plots. I enjoyed their story a whole bunch, and while these two have chemistry with everyone they are paired with...actually just everyone (waiting for my bas and earth show, I fear), they have great chemistry with each other, and oh my god, I loved them. Yeah, of course, they had a few flaws with them, but all in all, I loved them to DEATH. Next up is Johan and North, people loved them, and truly, I was no different. They have great chemistry and overall a great story. I am a sucker for debt, and love at first sight from childhood tropes, I can't lie. I think everything was done very well for their story, and the two of them are great actors. I like North's character, especially the way the doctor friend group treats him. One, this friend group has a thing for cute guys, and I like how they are like Wow, he is gorgeous. They treated bas like this in 2 moons, and it was so great, and I am glad they are doing it again because he is so gorgeous and definitely slept on. Yeah, I liked the two friend groups and truly think that everyone had their quirks and charm to them. I think truly one of the greatest things I liked about this show is that it was fun. I didn't have to think a whole lot, and it brought this nostalgic fun vibe that I have been looking for. I do think shows with a lot of couples are never good, but this one and perfect 10 liners did a phenomenal fucking job. This was so fun, and I am going to rewatch it again for like the 5th time, because I love it so much. I also liked how they set up the show for season 2. Like, I did not read the description or the character list, but I was like, there's a bunch of couples, but at the end, they set it up really well, and I enjoyed that. Also, North and Easter's dynamic. I LOVE THEM TO PIECES, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC WAS SO FUN OH MY GOD. Great job all around. Sex scenes were great and felt while real, and also not in a way, they were fun, and they were genuinely amazing. Also, honorable mention to Pond and his sexy ass voice, oh my god, I love it so much. THE BAR FIGHT SHIT AND THE PART-TIME JOBS. Those were so fucking fun, and you guys don't know how much I loved those scenes. They felt nostalgic, and I thought they were so fun and well done. I liked the full circle moment with the opening scenes and the scene in episode 10, that was nice. And that is about it, or all I can think of.

What I didn't like. That's kind of hard. I think they shouldn't have had any more background characters, just like the people in the couples, because that was so much to keep track of, and then most of them got faded out anyway, so maybe they should have gotten rid of them and just had the "main" side couples as the side characters. I think they could have set up the start a little better because I do think it was a little bit confusing, I can't lie. I think at the start they were lowkey rushing Hill and easter's story, and I have no idea why? Like bro, just let it play out. Why are we trying to rush it? This show is 17 episodes long. Okay, the flashbacks. I understand that we need lore, but having them be genuinely half or full episodes was all the way overkill. They dragged those all the way and killed the lore with it, I can't even lie. They dragged out the ending just a little bit, oh lord. I still think it was good, but they dragged it out way too much considering the special and the season 2 that is coming.

Okay, there are so many episodes, so let's look at what I thought about them. "I am here because of YouTube Shorts. These two are perfect for playing friends. I also caved and read the description because I was confused, but this seems like a light watch, so I am excited. Broke up on a misunderstanding." "I need more lore. I am very excited about this show. I started an hour ago." "Also planning my edit of Hill because he's scary sexy and I'm into fat-faced men with huge eyes. It's kind of my thing. I was also gonna talk about how unrealistic it is to fangirl over hot guys when they walk by. But if they are in the medical faculty, I too would be all over them. Like, get that fucking bag." "GET YOU AND YOUR PREDATOR ASS FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY BOY. WHY ARE THEY KISSING WHAT THE HELL?" "Wait, I am so obsessed with this show, I can't explain it. Imagine if that guy was actually just talking to Ter and Hill just sucker punched him for no reason. I hope he doesn't get in trouble because if he does free my boy, he ain't even do nothing. Also, Hill telling Johan he will see something nice there if he goes to check on Ter, I am assuming it is whatever Bas's character's name is. My wing man, and gonna segway us into two couples. My boy Johan is already in love; look at the way he is checking him out. I rewatched that little bit again. It was small, but it was so good. His eyes softened, and then he did the slow check out, and I was just like damn, North, get the fuck in line." Actually, Johan too, because I am so in love with Bas. "The voice and the way Hill just stares is freaking me the fuck out, but I am also so into it at the same time." "North is very funny though. That devious ass look. NORTH THAT VOICE IS TURNING THIS GUY ON BRO" "And also everyone feels like a real person, I think that is what I love about this show so much. Everyone has their own personalities, even if they are a side or guest character. I like it a lot." "I am having so much fun with everything. Johan and North stole the show for me." "I am gonna be so sad when I finish this show. The flashbacks were a little bit dragged out, but I guess it gave them more backstory." I spent like two entire episode reviews fan girling over Johan and his character lmao. "Can you miss someone you've never met? Yes, yes, you can." "They are kind of dragging out the ending. Oh, it's over. I'm gonna miss this show a lot."

Fantastic show, and I would sacrifice everyone I have ever loved to watch this for the first time again. Make sure to watch. Okay bye!

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My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well

Sorry, I love FNAF, and I think this is a pretty good headline. I finished this a long time ago, and I'm actually on my second rewatch. This show is phenomenal, and just watch it. I would give it an 8.9 out of 10, and let's get into what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview.

Okay, so starting off strong, I like this one so much more than the other one because they did the robot shit better in my opinion. I think the dynamic was better because it was less of a power dynamic. While I do still think it had one, they did it pretty well. These two have good chemistry, and they are both very good-looking. The guy who played the spoiled brat really brought his character to life, and overall, I think his character was very well written, and it did have some shortcomings, but the good things genuinely outweigh the bad by so much. Maybe it's because I love insufferable brat characters, but his character was so much fun, and I like how they actually gave his character dimension and not just a brat to be a brat. This show was actually very good. And I also like how it's a money can't buy happiness kind of story because with his mom dying and he blames himself and no one being able to "tame" him or take care of him, even though in reality he's just a kid who misses his mom and needs attention that no one will ever give to him. Good character writing. Okay, Robot butler, Jesus Christ, y'all have no idea how obsessed with this trope I am now. I can't lie, AI scares the fuck out of me, but if I could have a sexy robot bodyguard that breaks his code for me, well, shitttt. I think they cast the right guy for this because he genuinely has such a robotic-looking face, even when he shows emotion. I also love that he was so freaky lmao, it was so fun, and he didn't even know he was doing that. Good character writing as well, he is programmed to not really feel anything, but he is breaking his code and what he is set to do to get that cookie, and I respect it. Yeah, I think the plot was just meh, but not bad nor good, but it was cool. Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. OH. I liked the connections to anti-reset, even though I think this was the superior one. I liked how the robots were friends and talking, that was fun.

I didn't really like the side couple, especially at the start. They were pretty forgettable and just took time away from the main couple. I did like the friend, but him being in a couple was just meh. I also didn't like the dad's character. I think it was poorly written, I can't even lie, like bro no one gafs about you, you are just doing the same shit over and over again and expect me to fall for it every time? Nope, think again. I thought the romance building was just okay, I dont hate it, but I dont really love it. I think they could have worked on it a little more at the start because I feel like they jumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I am indifferent about the plot, I can't lie. But that is all I can think of right now. Okay, the whole kidnapping thing, I didn't remember that, but it was just like what? Tell him and stop fucking around, like how hard is that you are mother fucking robot? Everything with that just pissed me off, I can't lie. Running around in circles for genuinely no reason besides the love of the fucking game.

Overview time, and I am gonna find more things I didn't like because that's not a lot lmao. "Mid-ass acting, but I'm already having fun. Why is the teacher bad as fuck? The guy playing the robot and his dull eyes eat. This shit can't be real. What is he, a sex robot?" He is so not, and I don't know why I thought that, but it was a pretty good start. Also, the acting was good. I do not know what I was on about. This show was so fun. "That’s the dream, taking shots at a birthday party you don’t wanna be at." This scene was so irrelevant, but genuinely so important at the same time, and I loved it so much. "Fire sex scene. I am low-key messing with the show heavily right now, and I don’t know why it’s not very good, but it is very good. Like, hear me out." This was so addicting. "This feels very dystopian." "Brother, you are about to get reset." Lmao. "If you hit someone with a machete to the back and they stand up and they turn around and they look at you run, run as fast as you can." He is a man before he is a robot, very interesting to think about. "This is actually a really good show."

All of my episode reviews were genuinely incoherent, and I have no idea why lmao. This was a fun watch, and I finished it in a day (ignoring the fact that it is now December and I finished this in April, but at least I am writing a review). Watch it. Okay bye!

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The winner takes it all

I would give my life if I could watch this show for the first time again. First in my bloodline to witness this shit. I would give it an 8.8 so a 9 out of 10. People didn’t like the ending and I think they could’ve done more with it, but I still liked it. So I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t like, and then we’re gonna do like a little overview.

So starting off the bat with the omegaverse trope. Fight the allegations, but that is one of my favorite tropes EVER, behind another one that this show did which is mpreg. And I’m sick of pretending like I don’t fucking love it. It’s fucking great, so when I heard that they were gonna make a drama of this, you know my ass was gonna move heaven and hell to watch this shit. I was watching this every fucking week when this came out. I liked our main couple and I like our side couple. Towards the start, I liked the side couple more but then towards the end I liked the main couple more. I think that everyone’s character was fantastic like of course not everyone wasn’t a good person, but they were just brought to life so well and it was genuinely great. Starting with Hua Yong holy moly, fantastic character because I was being gaslit too. I’m like wait why are we mad at him again? I’m like oh shit he’s fucking lying to you, fantastic plot. I don’t really get into like the enigma shit but the fact that he was lying about being Omega and then he switched and was actually an enigma and then got his alpha pregnant. Next fucking question my show is on what the hell. I think that the fact that Sheng Shao You or whatever, I like his reaction to just being lied to like he’s like What the fuck I just got lied to and then he just kept getting lied to, and then now he’s pregnant oh my God I’d be like What the fuck. Next up, my favorite character in this entire show, Gao Tu, fantastic character. I genuinely loved him. The acting was phenomenal and the fact that he had some unrequited love with a childhood friend and then got pregnant from that same friend. Oh my God my show is on dude holy fuck and he was just so worried. Of course they’re ending. It’s like fine. I guess it’s not but I’m just gonna have to deal with it, but I loved his character so very fucking and holy shit. Wen lang can lowkey suck my dick but fantastic acting because this character pissed me the fuck off. Another thing I also liked is that they made the omegaversus the main plot like I don’t like when they put it on the back burner and I thought they were gonna do that because it’s a Chinese fucking drama. It’s the first ever OMEGAVERSE I’m like they’re going to do that. No, the Omega Verse was the main plot. Their weird fucking businesses. They were all around the fucking omega verse and around like the pheromones and shit. Every single thing in this show had to do with the Omega Verse and I fucking love that, and they did such a phenomenal job with that. Also, I love the costumes and the settings and everything. It was great and also the editing I cringed with the pheromones but great job because they brought that shit to life. Holy moly. I love this show. Also for fucking Chinese censorship, they stuck their foot into their fucking sex scenes. Of course, we did have two back-to-back fucking rape scenes that I low-key trauma blocked and I didn’t remember until I re-watched it for the fourth time (that should say a lot about this show), but they didn’t even have to show anything. They set it up perfectly. They did like some insinuating like assuming. Oh my God, they did that so well. And the mpreg I was not expecting like a full baby bump thing, but people on TikTok were convinced that there was a baby bump. I don’t think there was, but I was not expecting that they were gonna do stuff like rubbing his stomach. I love everything and he’s like the fuck is your problem he’s like you got my baby in there. He’s like you fucking bitch. I’m a man. I loved that to death. It was so fucking good and I’m surprised that they like went fully with it towards the end they had the time skip with them and their kid like I’m surprised they went all the way there and I’m glad they fucking did dude holy shit. I love this show. I also liked how Hua Yong's omega personality never really faded but we also knew it was a front even when it wasn’t. Yeah, I’m truly honored that I am first in my bloodline to ever witness this. Also, I loved how they showed the heat and the rut, that was fucking phenomenal. We ate that shit up. I can’t even lie and I’m sick of pretending that this isn’t peak. This show was phenomenal and I’m not gonna pretend it wasn’t just cause it’s an omegaverse. Also, the chemistry between our couples holy fucking moly we have so much chemistry just between all of us.I also like how when he found out that his cute omega bag was an enigma he was like what the fuck and then like Hua Yong got a fucking cement block dropped on him and then a metal rod to the back to protect him and then he’s like OK fine I’ll get pregnant. Yeah, I remember that happening. I remember this is exactly how the story went…definitely… I also just remembered the Lore that hua yong has actually been obsessed with him for like a while now and that’s why he’s so head over heels for him and he’s willing to give up everything for him and I low-key ate that up I can’t even lie like he’s like I’m so in love with you and it’s like I’m willing to lie to you and become this person. I’m not just to make you happy and I was like OKKKAAYYYY!!

What I didn’t like, starting right off the bat Fucking Wen Lang. That dumb bitch can genuinely suck my fucking left dick shut the fuck up with your fucking fat ass. Oh my fucking God shut your fuck ass up he was annoying. His character was written miserably. I cannot even lie. It was just such a shitty fucking character and he’s like Oh I don’t like him. I don’t like him and then something just clicked and he was like Oh I like him and I’m going to go crazy based on my tribal instincts. Also, the ending with our second couple that’s what people’s main criticism with the show is and they’re hating on the show because of that. I think they set it up for a season two which I don’t know if we’re gonna get because censorship and all that but they set it up perfectly for a season two but I wish they ended them a little bit differently and instead of like oh he’s a single dad for the past like three years and then he sees across the ball pit and he hugs him and that’s the end of their thing. They could’ve had like a conversation there. It could’ve been like very standoffish and kind of been like Hey I’m ready to be a dad or he’s always been ready to be a dad but he like disappeared. Also, the fact that there was two back-to-back rape scenes, I’m like holy fucking moly and I don’t know if it also got the other guy pregnant but like that’s just so kind of like annoying. This shit with the X holding things I don’t think I understood and as they start talking about that, I’m like why don’t we get naked kiss cause I don’t know what we’re fucking talking about right now like I’m the owner of X Holdings because I’m the bastard of my dad‘s left ball sack Cousin‘s cat‘s grandmother and I’m like what are we fucking talking about right now?

OK, let’s get into my overview which is gonna be all over the place because this is 16 episodes I think. Right off the bat I was like Where is my side couple I want to see them. ”That was low-key a fire episode but I wish they split this more evenly but it’s like whatever the plot is coming together and acting better and I actually low-key like the characters and I like how it’s like there’s other plot besides the omegaverse.” But the plot still related back to the Omega Verse, which was fucking great. “I wish they did more with those episodes instead of just like sitting like a waiting duck kind of episode.” I was gonna put the fact that there was a lot of waiting and things I didn’t like, but it was low-key re-watching it. I was just like delirious and like there was a lot of waiting, but it was still like juicy plot and I enjoyed it. Their power dynamic like for our main couple was low-key terrible but I was only OK with it because I knew it was gonna flip. “Me when the omega guy. I swear he's always in heat but me too when his sexy ass is on screen, my lord.” “This show needs to lock in bc i cant bring myself to hate it.” “REF DO SOMETHING. NURSE HE GOT OUT AGAIN. Gorgeous scene with Hua Yong and Sheng i think. GORGEOUS. So everyone is going to hell. So the same thing happened it was just flipped. You know what hell yeah.” This was the rape scene that I had genuinely no idea what was happening and people who were also watching, were pissed about this and I low-key did not know what was happening. I can’t even lie. “S Tier Alpha? Worse?” This show is so addictive. “GAO TU PREGNANCY ERAAAAA. Mr. Shen is a dumb piece of shit and if he wasn’t so fucking dumb he would have connected the dots already. Dumb bag of rocks. Hua yong is such a good manipulator I lowkey forgot why we were mad at him.” “If you stab someone in a fatal spot and they get up and keep moving RUN. Especially run if they rub their blood on them as well.” “Yeah, I lowkey became so obsessed with Hua Yong and Sheng's dynamic at the end. Hua Yong loves the child only because it's sheng. I thought that was very romantic. The ending bruhhh.”

I would sacrifice my entire bloodline if it means I can watch this shit for the first time again. Watch this shit, rewatch this shit, watch this shit in the bathtub, even while you’re sleeping bro, in the air even, just watch this shit. Okay bye!

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