BurntBaguettes

Bitch, what the fuck

I'm really not quite sure what this was. It was a short drama that I discovered in my first period class today, and then I just now finished it, and it was lowkey a waste of time. I would give it like a 7.5 out of 10. I'm going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then my overall notes on the show. But I can save you my terrible review and tell you watch this if you want to see one really tall Japanese guy flirt with a less tall Japanese guy, but they're not actually flirting, and it's like watching two brick walls try to speak to each other. Don't watch this if you don't want to see that.

Starting off with things I liked, I feel like if this wasn't 30 minutes of just straight bullshit and it was like 12 episodes or longer, this could have been really good because the idea is good. I like their interactions with one another, and my only example is from episode 2, where he's like hugging him in bed. I have no idea why they're in bed together, but they were, and it was kind of cute, and then I was like oh I can't wait for more moments like that. I then ate my words because there weren't any more cute moments until the very end. A cute one-sided crush thing that was lowkey double-sided, but the guy was hella in denial despite us starting the show with him daydreaming about his best friend asking him out like the fuck? Whoever played the taller guy in the main couple was sexy as fuck. I don't know if it was the haircut or the fact that he was a little bit tall and a little bit built like a tree, but he was really sexy. This was a very basic Japanese BL with like the oh I like my childhood friend or whatever, and my childhood friend has a fuck ass haircut, but for what it was, I did kind of like it, like it wasn't a hard watch, but it was just your basic Japanese BL. The second guy in the couple, who wasn't the tall guy, had these big bug eyes, and he was low-key kind of cute, but his haircut was not it; he looked like he was 12. Our main couple has a gnarly height difference, and it's a damn shame they didn't use it. They didn't have a single kiss in this, but they could have had some fire kisses with that fuck ass high difference. I like the dynamic between the extrovert and the introvert. And that's kind of all the stuff I liked in this show.

With things I hate, this whole fucking show was dog water. They need to go back to the drawing board, rip the paper, and then jump off the school building where this whole thing took place. Also, they jumped around a lot, like in the second episode, we were doing something completely different. I was like what are we even doing right now. Another thing, they needed to make the dream sequences clearer because just because there's a little bit of whimsicalness on the screen, it doesn't make it a dream, bro. I just thought it was glitchy, like what the fuck? Going back to jumping around, we jumped the gun so much despite this literally being like 30 episodes, why did he confess to him like the third episode, like what? I don't even know who these people are. I don't have any reason to care, and we're just going to be like oh I like this guy, bitch ain't nobody give a fuck. There were four people in this entire show, and they were all irrelevant. And every single girl in this had the same haircut. There were like three different girl characters; they all had the same haircut. I had no idea who was who. There was a random bullshit misunderstanding. I don't know why they did that. The guy with the big bug eyes is the stupidest mother fucking bitch I've ever met in my entire fucking life. Like bitch don't piss me off. You know your friend fucking likes you, you have known from the start, but you just wanted to waste my fucking time. But you're playing on my phone. The confession was very on the nose and a little bit awkward. There is zero plot building (AND ROMANCE BUILDING, BUT THAT’S FINE) in this entire show, like just dumping us in here for no reason. This show is going by very quickly, but time was also standing still, and I don't know why that happened, but oh my God, we need to pace this show better. And that is all of the stuff I didn't like in the show, mostly the whole show.

I took all my notes on paper during my class because we weren't supposed to have our electronics out, and we were watching the same stupid video that we've watched like one time already, so I was trying to be nonchalant about it, hence me writing this on paper. My first note was these guys look 30 LMAO. (I just got clowned on by one of my roommates for writing my review on paper). I did not read the description of this show, and I was watching this with no sound in my class. And the rest of the notes that I took, I put in what I like to what I didn't like.

If you want to waste your time and watch two mediocre, sexy Japanese guys not kiss or flirt, then this one is for you. If you don't want to do that, I do not recommend this fuck ass show. Okay bye!

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If you lost your ho to T.I, I'd be like, 'Eh, that's T.I.' But Usher

Whoever made this, NEVER EVER WRITE SCREENPLAYS OR IDEAS OR ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN. (Also, my headline just means I can understand the stepbrother shit, but NOT THE FACT THIS SHOW HAS NO PLOT) This was so fucking random and so fucking bad lmao. I would give it a 6 out of 10. I am going to try find things I like about this show and then say what I didn't like.

I literally am trying not to only hate on this show, but IT IS HARD BECAUSE I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING POSITIVE. Okay, the start was fun, I enjoyed it, and then it fell the fuck OFF. I think the guys have good chemistry, and I don't know how, but it was good. The bottom guy, whose name I can't remember, is cute; he will grow on you, and the other guy BARELY but his sleepy eyes and sexy body are great to look at. Yeah, uh, some of the scenes were also pretty fun, but stupid fun. Also, Dr. Wen is always shirtless, and I would put this on the cons, but he has a great body, so it is a positive. THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE POSITIVE. THE ENTIRE SHOW WAS ASS.

Okay, so the main thing is the plot writing and actually all of the writing. The plot is not even there, and it gets so fucking choppy and every relevant character does this thing where they talk out loud in the direction of the camera about what they are gonna do next FUCKKKK. That was the most annoying thing ever, I swear to god. It was just random plot points that had nothing to do with anything, and I was just like, there is no way that this went through multiple people and became a show. Fuck that made me so angry. ALSO THEY ARE STEP BROTHERS. Which I don't dabble in shit like that, so that's fucking awful. Like, I mean, it could have been worse, but it was one of their main bullshit plot points, and it was just so bad. Also, their dynamic was just so weird because of that, and also because of the boss employee thing, fuck, that was annoying. Like, truly, I can look past the stepbrother shit, BUT THE REST OF THE PLOT IS SO FUCKING BAD, AND YOU CAN'T GET PAST THE FACT THAT THE PLOT IS GOD AWFUL. The romance building is also non-existent, so what the fuck. Also, two continuity errors because I am a little tism, episode 9, with the outfits, they were changed randomly. The other one was in episode 36 with the bathtub bit because they were soaking wet, and then they weren't, like what the fuck? ALSO, THE FACT THAT THE PARENTS ARE JUST LIKE PROUD OF YALL? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE REACT TO THE FACT THEY ARE FUCKING STEP BROTHERS, BRO THAT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD. And everyone is so supportive, but like we shouldn't be because they are stepbrothers. The acting is bad as fuck, like not even enjoyable bad, like I can do fucking better than that bad. Fuck, like I hate to hate on stuff like that, but that was so bad. The main doctor guy, Wen, is lowkey chopped, I can't lie. The plot is so fucking bullshit, I swear to god. Also, there is a random ass love triangle with this guy who is so ugly, like he is hard to look at, and I dont wanna be mean but fuck, and he is a terrible actor too. At the start, they were such fucking alcoholics, oh my god. Yeah, just overall no plot, and they were just doing fucking bullshit.

Just don't, like, wasted an hour of my life on this shit, and time stood still in the final 5 episodes, it got so bad, oh my god. Okay bye!

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One night can ruin everything.

All the negative things I'm about to write are lies. This show is amazing, Yo. I am writing this in chemistry class, so let's break it down. We are going to average, go by each episode, and then yeah. This is a banger; watch it. The average is 8.23 stars out of 10, and for once, I rounded up. Because this show is so good, bro.

I was very confused. I did not know what was even happening. It started off with a flashback, and I know that now, but at the time, I didnt know. its some ganster crime thing. and I was too confused to write a longer review; love me for that.

I think Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zhongyi kissed, and I was confused. And all of the actors for our two couples were gorgeous. Oh my god, the visuals were out of this world with this cast. Their beauty was really underappreciated in this. I knew from the start that there was going to be a lot of back and forth and running circles around each other because it was an awkward 13 episodes.

Around the third episode, Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zhongyi were already in love, and I was like, What? But then they went back on it, and I was grateful that they were going to drag this show out. I thought that Chen Yi and the boss he liked were son and father at first. I was like, no way, he has a crush on his dad. Ai Di's crush was very present in the first episodes, and I respect her.

then they were doing absolutely nothing. They were sitting there doing nothing, and nothing happened. They were making bad moves at each other, and everything felt very awkward and foreboding at first. Bai Zhongyi and Ai Di were the only ones I liked. They were both chill, and I like how Ai Di didn't make a huge deal about the mafia clan sh*t. But there was a lot of just sitting there, bro.

We started to uncover more and more about both of our couples, and I was happy about that. I was on my junior trip when an episode aired, so I had to catch up. That girl who was all up on Bai Zhongyi was getting on my nerves; she probably won't and somehow blame him for the drug stuff, and then they have to deal with that. So that's fun, I guess.

If they don’t leave Bai Zhongyi alone, Please, holy sh*t. Leave this boy alone. And bro is 17; let’s talk about it, bro. Thank God he is backing off because this bitch is a literal child. Ai Di joining the school was the biggest jumpscare ever. Like, what the fuck were they even doing with this shit? I swear that kiss happened in the last episode, but you know, I don’t really fucking know. I don’t know what is happening between either of our couples right now, but we are running in circles with these four. I was losing my mind in this dumbass show, bro. Oh, my god. i take that back This show is amazing

Finally, our main couple is together. I love them. They have such good chemistry. Their sex scene was surprising but a fucking banger. Thats not ai di that edison, bro. I couldn't stop laughing; that scene had no reason to be that funny. Ai di in the wig just had me laughing so much I can't stop right now. I needed this lighthearted humor. I have been watching too many sad, depressing shows. This show made me really happy when the characters were happy because the acting was really good.

No one can catch a break in this show. I don't even know what is going to happen next, nor do I know what to say. I was surprised he made the decision to save his dad and his boyfriends. But at the cost of his freedom. I don't know why he fell at the end, but damn. I just really don't know. A lot is going on, and there were a lot of big decisions made in such a short amount of time. I don't know. Its crazy. The acting is getting really good, and I am happy about that. I was trying to put myself in Bai Zhongyi's shoes, but it was hard. I don't know if he made the right decisions or not.

The fight ruined both of our main couples. Oh my god, two birds with one stone-type beat. Thats actually really sad, holy sh*t. Brain damage stinks. I have nothing to say besides wanting to finish the whole show right now, but I can't. It got me hooked. I hate the memory loss drop because I think it is lousy and usually poorly made because they don't have anything else to do, but let's see how this turns out. I think that they did the memory stuff poorly; it wasn't that good, because those are never done well.

These climbers are getting to me. I can't believe they ruined both couples in one night and one episode, bro. I am so angry. I love Bai Zho Yi and Ai Di's friendship; it is so fucking cute, and I love them together as like venting besties. Ai Di, he likes you, bro. You made a villain out of him, and he's been training for four years. He's been coming to terms with this for four years; expect it. i am glad bleach blonde is back I don't know what I would have done without bleach blonde. I cannot believe this show. They should not have both of our couples fall apart at the same time.

Its been a few hours since I wrote this. I was very confused, and I did not even know what was happening with the show. I was really thinking that this was some wasted potential because they were finally getting everything together, but at the same time, many random, inconsistent things were happening, and it was getting on my nerves.

This show can do no wrong. They have to bring all our couples home. Ai Di and Homeboy are so fucking cute and our main couple. I lowkey take all the negative things I said about this show back. Because I love it. I love it so much.

It would have been a ten if we got more closure with our other couple. I love Ai Di; he is my favorite fucking character with his goofy ass personality. This show was a banger, and all the negative things I was about to write are lies because this show is amazing and I loved it. They could have wrapped up the show better for both of the couples, but it was still a good ending, and I liked it. A banger show with some bad episodes tows the end, but the last two wrap up the show really well. I will definitely rewatch some of these because I am obsessed. I would recommend this. Okay bye!

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kinda boring

I have to find every single one of these episodes, oh my god. I finally finished with this; it took me forever. I am going to average it and then explain my rating by episode. 8 stars out of 10.

I started watching because of some sketchy YouTube video, and it started on May 30th, 2023, so it has been a while because it was October 10th. I mentioned that it was short and it shouldn't take me that long because its short. Boy, was I wrong? So very wrong.

Fan Rui Hao started dressing up as a girl, and I was just really confused. There was an extraordinary band thing with Ah Jian and Xu Qi Zhang, and it was really random but a really big part of the show. And Fan Rui Hao was the sexist person in the show. Oh my god, his victims were grogeous, and he is just oh my god. He got cheated on by his older brothers. I don't know why he attracts older men, but that was really weird.

I have a faint memory of watching this because of the dad scene, but then again, there are too many parts that I do not remember for me to have watched this. It's very nostalgic, and I'm enjoying it. I don't remember his name or how to spell it, for that matter. But the guy with the glasses and the dead dad are played by three different people: him with glasses, him without glasses, and him without glasses with wet hair. I am liking this show so far; it's cute and fun and very laid-back. You know it's going to be good when one of the main characters has one dead parent or two dead parents. It was not good, but what can you do? I am copying and pasting stuff from my reviews because I actually cannot remember this show.

The actors look older than they actually are.

Boring episodes. It took me forever to finish, and mainly because this sh*t was really born. I just couldn't really get into it because there was more plotting than actual plotting. Too many sad moments and background filler than actual content. It just got on my nerves. Theres a lot of potential with the misunderstood kid, the perfectionist, the double live kid, and some random musican, less potential for our second couple, but it was not reached, and it made me really disappointed, and its going to take forever to find all the episodes. I have nothing else to say besides that it was bad. That's it. I would not recommend it, but do what you want. Okay bye!

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A future gone in an instant

My parents are having an affair and I ain't even mad about it. This is fun and pretty well done. I will give it to them. A very random pair that feels like a bad dream, but I would be lying if I said I didn't like them together. Okay, I would give it an 8.5 (8.75) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, do an episode overview, and then put this show to rest after 3 long years.

Random ass ship, but they were fun as hell and have good chemistry. I think they are both good actors, stand alone, so them together was weird but good. The plot was pretty good, actually, and had some interesting lessons about life and the things you take for granted. I liked that a lot. I also liked what they did with the ending. Of course, I really do not know what I was expecting, but I did enjoy how they did the lesson learned kind of thing, and the thing about not being able to fix or save everybody. I liked how Gawin's character saw into the past about changing it, and I dont know if it was by choice or just the fact it didnt work, but he didnt go back and fight the future head-on, which was actually very interesting, and I did like that from an analysis standpoint. I forgot how many times he went back in time, and I am so obsessed that they did that a lot. Krist's character being an alcoholic was fun; I liked that for some reason. They are freaked out. Also, pretty good character writing for our main characters. The romance building was okay, I will give them that. This whole show was pretty good, and I would say watch it.

WHOEVER WROTE THE PACING OF THIS SHOW NEEDS TO BE FIRED. Jesus Christ. The first 5 episodes were gun to my head boring and genuinely so hard to get through, and it is because the pacing at the start is god fucking awful. Fuck. The ending was a bit empty because they jumped the gun in episode 11, but that's okay. I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT PEAR AND HER PROBLEMS. Like, I am so glad they gave her dimension and made her stand alone from a man, but her placement of lore and background stuff was so incredibly boring, I really did not give two fucks. Actually, that goes for most of the side characters, just random, irrelevant, and take away from the main couple and their plot. They should have made the start more interesting, jumping off what I said earlier. I think that would have helped with the overall development of the show. The start was also confusing as fuck, and I am just like, what the fuck. Not a lot to complain about, but the things are a little major lmao.

Okay, episode overview time, which once again spans over 3 years, and I am so sorry to this show for leaving you on here for this long. "Watching it for Krist because he's a cutie. I am slightly lost because I don't read descriptions." "Things never go to plan for him; something is always going wrong." "I am thinking of how you would explain all the time travel shit to someone, because I personally wouldn’t believe them." "We are not going in the love direction right now, but these two are coming to terms with feelings and getting over all the childishness of always fighting for no reason, and there is only peace when Kawi is drunk out of his mind." "Whoever thought this ship was a good idea, I have some strong words for you. Wait, I can't lie, I'm obsessed with these two together, it's like your parents are having an affair. Krist is such a good singer. "Kawi is too cute to be straight." Lmao. I lowkey forgot this was time traveling. Gawin is so tall." "I am confused about how the globe works. I feel like if you fuck up time, you are gonna face some kind of consequences. You need some self-reflection; no matter what you change, it is always the same. Something about grown ass men playing in the water together does it for me. They are both great singers. I think Krist's character is interesting. "Shii, I'll wait." "GMMTV's biggest cry babies lmao. Put khao in here, and we will be complete. Interesting bit with him being an alcoholic. I think that guy at the end was a full circle bit, but idk. I like this, it's a good background show." "I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR LORE HOLY FUCK I DO NOT CARE. GIVE ME MY MAIN COUPLE AND MORE LORE WITH THIS BITCH BENDING SPACE AND TIME, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT PEAR AND HER IRRELEVANT FUCKING MOTHER I SWEAR TO GOD." "I like the ending, they could have done more, but also it was a nice full circle with the globe and thinking about using it and then not, I liked that."

Yeah, this was fun. Uh, okay bye!

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I don’t wanna play anymore

This was lowkey a phenomenal show that stood the test of time. Sure, it took me 3 years, but I finished it, and that's all that matters. I would give it a 9 (8.81) out of 10. I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t, and then an episode overview, and then we’re done. Definitely watch it though!

The plot was low-key, really good. And they spaced it out perfectly, and like had me on the edge of my seat, I can’t lie. This was GMMTV pre-sell-out era, so there wasn't a whole bunch of ads, lmao. I really don’t like ghost dramas, but that’s all I’ve been watching recently, and this was low-key really good, and I like the way they did it. The romance building was good. The plot writing was good. It was eight episodes, and they filled the episodes perfectly. And I just like that, they gave us enough lore to start off with, and then kept adding stuff, and that was low-key really interesting. Just overall a great show. Geniuely, it stood the test of time, I will give them that. I really liked the way everything connected at the end, like it was genuinely so great and made everything irrelevant. I enjoyed that a lot. HE AND HIS MOM DATED THE SAME GUY, THAT WAS PEAK HOLY FUCK. GREAT FULL CIRCLE MOMENT. The fact that the grandpa hid everything about him was so good, holy shit, I was GAGGED. Med getting his memory back in slow chunks was absolute cinema. Also, he is slowly coming back and being able to touch stuff and do things, but also slowly fading away, GREAT. And that's it, but great show.

Singto and Ohm have zero chemistry lmao. It's bearable, but its two brick walls staring at each other, I swear to god. Jesus Christ. One-dimensional side characters who are terrible fucking friends. Y'all piss me off and need to get the fuck off my screen. I think that they could have done a little more with the ending, especially with the grandpa and Singto just coming back. The grandpa should have gone to jail, and Singto should have added a little more of oh shit, I have some charter development and not just oh, I am back now and the camera is fading out now, and you are never gonna see me and ohm interact AGAIN. Like watching two brick walls kiss, I swear. THE FACT THAT IN EVERY LOVE FLASHBACK OHM'S CHARACTER WAS A KID THAT WAS WACK. Fuck ass basketball plot to waste budget. Okay, that's all.

Okay, my 3-year span episode overview. "I feel like I will actually really like this. This could actually be really cute and an overall really fun show. It’s not too long. And I actually read the description (after the first episode, but still). Bro is just talking to himself. I have a feeling this is gonna come down really fast. Just by the way it is paced. It’s implied that this is gonna come down." It did come down, but now in the way I was expecting, which is always nice to see. "The classroom part kinda reminded me of Casper in the weird live-action movie where he ties someone's shoes, and they fall." Holy niche. "I like how Med is slowly coming back in a way because he can touch things." "PRE GMMTV SELL OUT ERA." "It’s surprisingly not a one-sided crush. What does the title even mean? How do you not know when you died or you died? Also, how come he can touch him, but he can fade through walls? How does that work? He has terrible friends, who are one-dimensional af. Literally, he just needs space. OHHH, I MISSED THE FACT THAT HE IS STUCK IN THIS WORLD BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE DIED. I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS, AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE WORKING RN. RANDOM ASS BASKETBALL PLOT, FOR BLANKS AND GIGS TO WASTE OUR BUDGET. WHEN DID THE WHOLE FRIEND GROUP GET HERE? OH, that's sad, he was worried they weren't gonna like him bc he likes guys. Especially a ghost at that. HE USED TO DATE HIS MOM???????" "A fascinating time, less Thai drama. WHY WOULD THEY HIDE HIM? A very tricky show, I can't lie. The connections are fun. Why didnt they tell her? Why did they block his room off and forget about him? I think he was killed or killed himself. That's my suspicion. SAW WHO. BITCH WHAT THE FUCK." "This is actually really well done, at least for the time; even now, the plot holds up. The ship not so much, but still. I understand why he stood there, but he also def deserves to live with that grief. It's still going, holy fuck." "I  lowkey love this show, it is so peak. They have no chem, though, but it's fun. I wish they did more with the uncle or grandpa, like killed him or something. AWK KISS, MAINLY FROM OHM. BC BRO DOES NOT LIKE GUYS LOLLL." HELP, WHY ARE MOST OF US STILL IN GMMTV...

Watch it, because it stood the test of time, I can't lie. Okay bye!

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A Guy with schizophrenia makes everyone else feel crazy, too

I went to their LA fan meet and greet, and it changed my life lmao. I lowkey thought this show was good. I would give it a 9 (8.85) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview of it all.

Compared to Love Sea, this show was fucking phenomenal. My main reason for comparing them is because both couples were in love in the air, and these two both came out around the same time. On its own, this show is still great, and I do think you should check it out. Their chemistry was great in this, and so was their acting, just great all around. I LOVE WHEN THEY ARE SOULMATES. And I know he lowkey made up a lot of it in his head, but that was so fun. And I also like how they were together in every single world, that was to die for, oh my god. THE INTRO SONG IS SO GOOD, AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I loved our second couple, they were to die for lmao. I liked their dynamic a lot, and I think I just really like mind-reading plots and think they are very fun. I still can't get over their chemistry in this. I do think they outdid themselves with this one. Great fucking jobs to these two. I liked how they in the other universes also had depth. I liked those sequences, and I really enjoyed how they did that. I thought that was fun, and they didn't need to do that, but I think it really brought the show to life more. I think the main thing that this show did better than Love Sea was that they weren't getting freaky every hour of every day, and they actually did good plot and romance building in this. Like we know how much I hate on romance building in shows because no one knows how to do it, I think this show did a pretty good job. Was it the best I have ever seen? No, but it was still good and made the characters actually have dimension. That was nice to see. I think I already talked about the plot, but the twist with him making up their timeline in his head was genuinely so good. Holy fuck, whoever wrote that in, fantastic. Okay, so I am on the fence about where I should put this, but the fact that he lost his memory again pissed me off, but THEY REDEEMED THEMSELVES WITH HIM GETTING IT BACK, GOOD JOB SHOW. Just a very fun and enjoyable show, I can't lie. I enjoyed their sex scenes, they were fucking banging lmao, they had me gagged, and I may need to rewatch, but this time with one hand. THE WHOLE THING WITH THE PADDED ROOM. That was genuinely one of the best scenes ever, and despite making his timeline up and the whole thing up because he wanted that cookie, the fact that it was real and he got flipped with another version of himself was so fun and genuinely so great, holy fuck, I love that scene. Okay, that's it. It's a very fun show.

The setup was confusing as fuck, because I was so lost and not in a good way. The show was kind of hard to follow. Whatever the irrelevant friends are called (not the side couple, though, they are perfect), they are so irrelevant and so annoying, and they just need to shut up because they serve zero fucking purpose. Another thing, at the end of episode 7, the plot and lore folded in on itself and got very fucking confusing; it had me looking at the screen sideways. Random ass fucking fiance, get the fuck out of my face before I get violent. I think they could have done more with the ending; it was very empty, and I feel like, because they had so many characters, they should have used more of them and just finished it all, but yeah, that's fine. Okay, not that much to hate on from me.

Okay, let's look at my thoughts on this all. "What if all the dreams we have are actually parallel worlds? I think about that an unholy amount." "Like I get, they are soulmates, but why would you let him in your home? Their rooms are the same. I am lowkey so confused but really intrigued at the same time." Most of my review of the second episode is me overthinking the entire show lol. "I don't know what to think." "He has his shirt off, ain’t nobody looking at this damn nightmare sequence Lmao." "They so far ate love sea up because I think their plot is so much better and they aren't getting freaky every five fucking minutes. Not that I was complaining, there was just no plot." "WHAT THE FUCK. Wait, he's not? Wait what? Holy fuck. Wait, I had a feeling. But how does he know everything about him? Holy fuck. WHAT A TWIST. He made the timeline up all in his head. Invested because what?" "I am also so invested in the second couple, y'all have no idea." "Okay, wait, I have no idea if I remembered this right, but wasn’t it all in his head and none of it was real. Hey, I made this shit up because I like you so much. 99 problems and this show is all of them." LMAO. "Now I'm fucking invested, way to go. I thought I grasped the concept of this, but I then realized I dont have a clue what is happening, but I'm here and ready to rumble." "Someone just got caught. Stalkerrrr. Oh fuckkkk. So he wanted him to find out? I mean, the parallel words shit exists? Doesn't it? Or was it all in his head? Oh my god. No, because the scar. So it has to exist. WHATTTTTT." This sums up my entire review. "Oh my god. To be honest, I really don’t know what I was expecting for like the whole part, but I was expecting the brother to step in because I’m like, why would they mention him if they were gonna do something with them, and they ended up doing something with him, so I don’t know. I don’t know how I feel, but I’m content that they’re together and that’s all that matters, and we’re about to get some crazy sex scene, and I’ve already seen it, but I guess we’re ready to rumble, I guess, but yeah I don’t know this I kind of like not a lot but idk. I enjoyed it a lot, and it got really good towards the middle cause I got really, really into it, and like the whole plot idea, and I think they used it really well. Like, personally, I do think they did it very well, and I think it’s a good show, especially with the way Love Sea turned out. This was really good cause Love Sea was cheek water like genuine cheek water, and I’m so glad that this didn’t turn out like that with a whole bunch of NC scenes. They had a couple, and they were good. They had a good placement, but yeah, compared to Love Sea this was really, really good, and overall like a good standalone show. I think they did well with this, and I think that having Boss and Noeul in this was great, and I might be glazing it because I’m seeing them in a couple of hours, but it’s OK. Alternate title: A guy with schizophrenia makes everybody else crazy, too. Yeah, I don’t know how I feel about the ending. I’m content, but at the same time I feel like they could’ve done more with the mom because they did build up to it for like most of the show, but at the same time I don’t think I could’ve handled that so I’m like I’m OK with this, but yeah a pretty OK ending to a really good show actually."

Definitely watch this, I think it is really well done. Okay bye!

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Go into the light

I just sighed. I fucking hate this show. Don't watch it. Like fuck. Okay, I would give it a 7 (8.1, BUT THIS SHOW DOESN'T DESERVE MY KINDNESS) out of 10, and then I am going to try to be nice and say what I liked, what I didn't (everything, don't watch it), and then an episode overview. Okay!

MOS AND BANK YAY YIPPPE YIPPE YAYAAYAYAY. That is fucking it. It started great, I will give the show that. Fucking gnarly ass start, love that. Mos has the sexiest eyes I have ever seen. Their sex scenes were good. I will also give them that. I liked the bodyguard and the annoying fuck, they were fun. I would rewatch just for them. I can't lie to y'all. Whoever did the camera work, you did a great job. Everything else, die.

THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE POWER DYNAMIC. Like borderline pedophilic with the shits, or at least it feels like that. It is lowkey awful and kind of makes the show unbearable. Like, I kind of understand what they were getting at, but at the same time, they did that awfully, and that lowkey grossed me all out. Like Bank's character acts like he is a child, and it makes this show so much worse than it needs to be. This whole show is a fucking ball fest, I can't lie to you. GOD FUCKING AWFUL. The plot fell the fuck off after a few episodes and just became so boring and so fucking confusing, like maybe if we stuck to one plot and not 5, this would have worked, but we didn't do that and tried to do 5 plots at once, and the show became confusing and fucking boring. This show was so fucking embarrassing, oh my god, OH MY GOD. OUR SIDE COUPLES AND CHARACTERS (BESIDES MY GOATS, THE SECRETARY, AND THE ANNOYING FUCK) WERE DOING WAY TOO MUCH. Why are we focusing on them and not the main couple? Geniuely don't fucking piss me off, I swear to god. Also, our main characters, especially Mos's character, were so incredibly shallow and one-dimensional that it pissed me off. I don't know why everything pisses me off, but especially that. Shity ass character writing. We dont know how to write a plot, we dont know how to write characters, what do we know how to do? I WILL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, FUCKING NOTHING. BITCH. Way too much was happening in this show; it was overwhelming, and none of it made any sense. Also, they rushed the fuck out of the ending. Okay, that is it.

Overview time. "Problematic, but a good start toward the end." "The way he is on his knees in front of him. I am so down bad for him, bro. Legs open and shit. I don't mean that; I do, but I don't." "Lin looks bad as hell in this V-neck. I might just be down bad, though. Why is getting horny over his man doing a peace sign? CAMERA WORK EATS." "I genuinely can't imagine seeing my manager get all flirty with the CEO's secretary; I'm just trying to put that in perspective with my job, and it's so awkward." WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONNECT OUR PLOTS, SO STOP ADDING MORE. "Why is he calling him Khun dad? Calm down, Jamal. I am obsessed with slow-dancing scenes, it's addicting lowkey. Crazy transition from the dancing, though. This flashing back and forth is a little suspicious. Transitions are great. The camera work is so amazing. Because who is doing this? Lighting and everything. Get it sexy, get it sexy. Sun looking hot as FUCK right now. Looks are serving. That was good." " I am gonna be so honest, that is the ugliest fucking necklace I have ever seen. If my nightmares affected me this much, I don't think I would leave my house ever." "THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST CHEMISTRY, BRO. Like big dragon was cheeks, but it was good cheeks. This is just cheeks."

I would say don't watch it, and if you are going to, make sure you do with one hand and your eyes shut. Okay bye!

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Junior's sexy ass makes me wet all over

I lowkey loved this, and every couple got better than the last. Okay, so I would give it a 9 (8.83) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then my thoughts during the episodes.

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD. OH my god, from the start to the very end I was laughing my ass off, holy fuck. I started for Force and Book, and this was the first show with them as a main couple that wasn't god awful. I loved their dynamic in this so much, and it was so fun. Lowkey a little bit of a power dynamic, but that's fine, I guess. Force's face is so fucking sexy, I swear to god. This was my first time seeing Junior Mark together since the fantastic cherry magic, so that was nice. The setup was different from most shows, with three trillion couples, and I thought that was fun. BACK TO BACK SUNSHINE X GRUMPY COUPLES SIGN ME ALL THE UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I truly loved all the couples, but Junior Mark brought this shit home for me, and I love their fucking dynamic and their chemistry in this; it was fucking phenomenal, I swear to god. This review is all over the place, but that's fine, lmao. This show did something fucking right because the entire time I was having a blast, and I became obsessed with character after character; it was so fucking great. Like, I think it was just overall good character writing, every single character in our main couple was perfectly written in their own regard, and I loved that (besides part of Santa's character and Perth's abusive ass character, which I will get into). I liked how three-dimensional all of the characters were, even the background ones; that was fun. I also like the pace of the show. Like I thought it was going to be a slow burn because it is like 24 episodes, but they paced this nicely, especially with the couples. I like how they did that. I also enjoyed that they didn't completely phase out the other couples when the new ones got introduced. Junior and Perth being brothers. That was so fun and lowkey the only way to connect the two other couples. I loved that so much, and I don't know why. They were just so fun. JUNIORS CHARACTER. He was for sure my favorite, because I liked his backstory of just having issues. Like his mom gave him up to start a new family, and he isn't even close with his brothers because of it, that was fucking fantastic. I truly wish they did more with that because that is so fun. I loved the character development for Force's character. Like, he became such a sweetheart, and I love that so much. I lowkey don't like Perth's character because he's toxic, but PERTH STUCK HIS FOOT INTO THIS ROLE I WILL ADMIT, BECAUSE YOTHA WAS HOT AS FUCK. Junior makes me wet all over. I want to do unspeakable acts to him. Yo, what did Jungkook say?! Okay, I am done.

Arc and Arm's fuck ass power dynamic, jesus christ. I think it especially came from the fact that Force's character was older, but the power dynamic was not fun at all, I can't lie. Santa's character being scared of being locked in a shed was the MOST BULL SHIT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. FUCK DO NOT PISS ME OFF. WHY ARE WE SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A SHED? ARE YOU DUMB, STUPID, OR FUCKING BOTH? They set it up perfectly, with him being scared of the dark, like they could have done something great with that, BUT THEY MADE HIM SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A STUPID ASS SHED. Fuck, that made me so mad. Also, there were a few random ass jumps, and that lowkey pissed me off, I can't lie to you. Arc and Arm's dynamic lowkey changed for the worse, and then it went back, but around episode 11, Arm asked Arc if he could go to the bathroom, and that was fucking crazy, like what? Why are we asking him? Just go. Yotha. FUCK THAT BITCH. Apparently, I just hate this couple lmao. HE WAS SO FUCKING TOXIC OH MY LORD IT LOWKEY MADE ME ANGRY. Like fuck. It stopped being hot at one point and just got fucking weird. The cheating thing, fuck that was so irrelevant, as much as I love to see my men kissing, I don't know why they wrote that in. It must have been to piss me off because there is no way. ALSO WE DO NOT NEED SIDE COUPLES WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE MAIN COUPLES, WE JUST DON'T. And that is it.

Overview time. But there are so many episodes, so I lowkey have to calm all the way down lmao. "They put all of the plot and film budget into that intro lol." "Close enough, welcome back, star in my mind. NEVER MIND HE JUST FUCKING FELL. It has a different setup than we are, and I lowkey like it." Crazy how this was the first thing I watched coming into the new year, some things truly never change. "HOLY FUCK I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM. The confused sunshine x grumpy anger management. Oh my fucking god, I love them in this. They are eating. Hehe, holy fuck. He with the jacket on is so fucking cute. Fuck I love Thai dramas so much." "Jet looks like a lesbian, I can't. I keep calling him her lesbian-looking boyfriend." "Force is in a constant state of being overwhelmed. He has two emotions: overwhelmed and angry. Also, the phone camera washed him out so fucking bad it was crazy. TAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOKING SO GOD DAMN FINE ON THIS BEACH." "I love force and book's pair bc they are similar builds. I hate when shows try to mash together skinny as mofos with some jacked person. I dont know why, but I hate that." "They’re both sunshine grumpy but different versions of it. Gun and Youtha are very different from Arc at Arm. Arc is like just a chill guy who’s very honest and very blunt, and he’s popular. he has friends, he just doesn’t care. Yotha is awkward. He’s like socially stunted and very nonchalant and doesn’t like people, which is very different from arcs, indifference, and honesty to people. Yotha does not like people at all. And then guns and arms are similar in some aspects, but very different. Arm is very kind and very talkative, but also very wary of his surroundings and getting into relationships. Gun is pretty innocent and naïve, but he knows his way around stuff. He’s also talkative, and he’s also kind, but I think that they’re pretty different, and I think that the show did that pretty well." "Pissing me off. I am punching him in the face. mean hook, smashing a bottle on his stupid head, farting on his pillow." I HATE YOTHA. "Everybody in this family adopted because what the fuck nobody looks like each other. Your mama cheated on all your dad’s because what the hell." WHY WOULD I WRITE THIS?? "Why does Newton have a gun? Hello? Back again. Klao, on his deathbed, is still making moves." "I just got jumped scared by his fucking abs. Faifa might be one of my favorite characters because he is actually so fucking fun. Arc and Arm are so fucking cute, I can't. Stop, Perth and Santa literally have the same smile lol. 12:20 3/4 (episode 18). same exact smile. That is so cute. Force has the sexiest eyes, oh my god." "These ads are killing this show rn." "I like it when characters have actual problems that aren't just relationships. I also feel so bad for Faifa because it wasn't even his fault that his mom raised him instead, but he's not close with his brothers because of that, and she literally gave him up for her new family. That's so sad. That's why he clings to people like that. Because he just wants to be someone in people's lives and doesn't want to be abandoned again. I love love LOVE shows like this. Nothing really goes wrong, but it's still interesting. Why was Yotha fondling my BOY? 3:35 ep 3/4 (episode 21). I swear if they're about to get deeky. THEY ARE GETTING DEEKY. SINGING KILLS DRAMAS." "The confession scene is so funny. I also understand why bro was in love with TOR BECAUSE THAT'S MY DADDY RIGHT THERE. THE WHOLE CAST OUT ON THIS FUCKING ROOF." " I say that every time because they just keep getting better, and these two didn’t disappoint, and they are officially my favorite couple, followed by Gun and Yotha. I love Arc and arm and their story, but these two definitely stole the show for me. Getting deeky in Yotha's room is fucking insane." "I had a lot of fun with this show, and it’s a damn shame. It’s not 100 episodes. We talked about some important stuff, and it was funny as fuck. And now we are done. Holy shit."

Watch it. It's fun, and I enjoyed it a lot. Okay bye!

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Shit, I was seduced too

My one and only note for this show is "Bloody phenomenal." Lmao. I would give it a 7.5 out of 10. It was fun, but also had some flaws lmao. Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

I am on my third rewatch of this absolute masterpiece, so that should tell you a lot about it lmao. It's fun, and they are free. These two have great chemistry and also a gnarly IRL age gap, but that's fine. The plot is fun. His brother's best friend has to look after him because he keeps going to parties, and then he gets the smart idea to seduce him to get him off his case. Like, tell me that is not the best plot you have ever seen. They also have gnarly chemistry, like it matches this and their other show so well, I can't even lie. I am lowkey getting the two of them confused. I liked the character development in this, I can't lie. Like they both had their own, and I thought it was pretty good. Like, this thing is so bad, but in a good way. Also, their sex scenes were pretty good. I think whoever was doing the camera needs to get better, but they were pretty good. I think they are both attractive in their own way, and I liked their contrast; it was so fun, so much fucking fun. I don't know. I think that is all I can think of. I just wrote that I hated the older brother, but I love the dynamic when they are dating their older brother's best friend, and I love CEO shit. Okay yeah.

The people who made this one and the other one love to see Neel, the guy who played Liam, in pain, like, oh my god. Like, he stay getting pushed around, sexually assaulted, and abused, and I don't know why. LIKE LEAVE HIM ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD. ALSO THE EX, fuck, get his ugly dumb ass off my screen, I swear to god this baffoon ass monkey bitch. Every time he came on the screen, the more irrelevant he got, I swear to god. Also, another downside is that I paid for this, lmao. I did it for the love of the game, but I would have rated it higher if I didn't pay for it lmao. I think they should have done more with the brother. Like, he was lowkey one of the major plot driving points, and we saw him like twice. RANDOM ENDING I SWEAR. Very, just what the hell. The pacing at the end also got very bad, but that is fine. And yeah.

Watch it, it's fun, and I am going to rewatch right now lol. Okay bye!

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6”4 thug preys on a kid with no friends

Fuck this show lmao. I had to gun to my head this show, it was so bad. And watching this now is also sad because they are no longer a couple, but that's fine. I would give it a 6.5 (7.9, but this was terrible, so) out of 10. Don't watch it. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an episode overview. So let's go.

Winner. I love him so much, and I would watch this all over again for his sexy ass, oh my god, I forgot he was in this, but I would give my life for him. The show started off well, I will give them that. It was random, but they were free, and that is all that mattered. I think I just like mafia shit, I love that so much, and this was no different...actually it was, but that is fine. The intro was cool, lmao, just the music was ass. The show is so bad I'm complimenting the intro lmao. Whatever happened towards the end of episode 5, with the plot picking up a bit, was fun, like we did harm a bunch of innocent people, but that was fun. Ping is good looking, he just isn't the best actor lmao, but I have hopes for my boy. Uh, yeah, that's all I have positive to say about this show.

I love Meen and ping together so much, but they have no chemistry, and part of me is excited to see their ship get laid to rest and ping going on to other projects under GMMTV. Jesus Christ, they had no chemistry in Ai Long Nhai; they have none in this either. Fuck, this was hard to watch. Like two brick walls trying to fuck. THE VIDEO GAME SHIT. I don't know why, on November 12, 2023, when I started this, I thought that was so interesting. That was so fucking random, and I was like What the fuck is happening? How are we even connecting the two plots right now? YOU AREN'T AND YOU CAN'T. The bullshit with that Kenji freak, like, why does he have more screen time than our couple? Like shut his fat ass up and put him in the fucking dirt, I swear to god. The costumes and the makeup were ass, I swear to god, just terrible. This show was also beyond cringe lmao. Jesus Christ, some parts were stomachable, and the other parts were not at all, oh my god. This whole show was a whole bunch of nothing. I can't even lie to you. We fucked around in my face for way too fucking long, Jesus. I felt myself wasting away watching this show; we were doing bullshit, having bullshit problems, just the full 9 yards. A TERRIBLE ENDING TO A TERRIBLE FUCKING SHOW. WHOEVER WROTE THIS DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A PLOT, I SWEAR TO GOD. You need to go back to the drawing board, draw a gun, and shoot yourself because this was so fucking bad and not even in a good way; it was just awful. We can't act, we don't have chemistry, the plot is awful, there is no romance building, fuck this show, it was terrible. Fuck it.

Take what I say in the episode reviews with a grain of salt. "I miss these two together so fucking much, oh my god, bro. Especially with them in a mafia video game romance thing. I am very excited for this, and I love them together. Their chemistry is great and makes everything 10 times better." I dont know why I lied. "We are definitely going to get a fake overplayed love triangle because of the way whale man is acting." "Everyone in this show is freaking me out. Love the actor who plays the mob boss, but he’s so creepy in a hot way I can’t get over myself. He’s so scary. And he’s literally doing so much for his man, and I respect it. And we have a second couple, maybe. And I think Tul had a think for Tew at one point." "The mafia is making his life better, bro. You are just mad because he is leaving your toxic ass in the dust."Hey, you're going to get jumped. I want to know why Homeboy quit. He's going to get jumped. Oh, shit, he is a traitor. Probably the most interesting thing to happen in this episode. Oh shit. He's actually a traitor. He clearly likes hanging with them, but it's going to kick his ass later. Oh, shit, he drugged them. That's insane. That's insane. What a twist! There are like four very innocent people you also just drugged, so keep that in mind." "There is something so tragic about watching shows with dead ships." " Also, a whole bunch of nothing is happening, and I know why I didn’t finish this." "I will miss their very awkward on-screen chemistry dearly. Why do I keep watching this bull shit fucking shows? My lord, I feel myself fucking wasting away right now lmao." "The crimped hair makes him look less like a pimp and more like a Japanese host." LMAOOO I DONT KNOW WHY I WROTE THIS. "Ping is gorgeous, and I hope he gets slightly better acting lessons and gets a new show soon."

FUCK NO. STAY AWAY. Okay bye!

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The agenda should have stayed hidden

This show was a hard watch, but I would do it all over again for JoongDunk. Yeah. This took me no joke (see what I did there) 2 years to finish. The main thing is that it is boring. So very boring. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview, so yeah.

I think this show had a great message and good potential. I will give them that. Great fucking potential and could have been greatness, I swear to god. It was fun, and they were free. And that is about it, lmao. Joong and Dunk delivered with their chemistry as normal and had some good kisses and good NC scenes in this. Sadly, it wasn't enough to save the show, I fear. I liked the background characters; they were fun. I actually think the character writing was good in this; it really was (besides the side couple in some parts, that was getting on my nerves). I liked the speech and debate part. I think it's because I did it from 3rd grade all the way to my senior year of high school, but I did enjoy that part. I miss speech and debate so much I can't even lie lmao. I thought the plot with Nita was fun. I don't know why I really liked it. It added to the plot and made it more interesting. Joong and Dunk looked great in this, ESPECIALLY DUNK OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO GOOD. Might rewatch with one hand just for dunk and his gorgeous ass. I think the premise of this show was great, and so is the dynamic; it was just executed pretty poorly. I can't.

Incredibly forgettable show, I dont even remember it lmao. This is a slow burn done wrong. If you know me and my reviews, you know I hate slow burn and shity romance building, and this was no different. I have the attention span of a little kid, so slow burns aren't really my thing, but if done right, they can still be good. This was not done right. The whole show was very slow, and that made it incredibly boring, oh my lord. This took me dropping and starting like 3 times before I finally finished it, and it was a hard watch every damm time. We did a lot of sitting around holding our fucking balls in this show. Like nothing was happening for full episodes for both our couples (I would be lying if I said I remembered there was a side couple in this, I still didn't like them though, according to my episode reviews). Like that is the point of side coulpes to be there when the main characters are doing anything. But nope. Joke's posseiveness was cock blocking the entire show, I can't even lie to you. Oh my god, it wasn't even cute or fun, it was annoying as fuck. Another thing is, at the end, like the final episode, they were just having fake fucking problems to drag the show out, oh my lord, let's finish this. Okay, that is it.

Okay, overview. "I love Joong and Dunk so much. They are so fucking cute. This can actually be so good, it has a lot of potential, and I’m pretty excited, actually." I was watching this while it was airing, good for me. "Why am I not winning nationals with Joong Archen as my boyfriend? Is that too much to ask for? No, I dont think so. Manifesting this energy for this year's speech and debate." Sadly, I did not win nationals, and Joong Arch is still not my boyfriend; it's a sad day. "This episode proved me very wrong, and they are slow burn but fast at the same time, and I need this." I was then shot 57 times. "Hopefully, they come to terms with their feelings pretty fast. I miss them. I loved Star in my mind so fucking much. Love them forever." Would give my life for Joong Dunk. "The plot was moving, but nothing happened at the same time. It was getting on my nerves, but what can you do? They could have more potential with these, and if you aren't going to build on the main characters, at least build on the random side couples and the other ones. I think that would be fun." "The final episode airs tomorrow, so I am trying to get all of these done today so I can finish the show on time. But knowing me, it's probably not going to happen, but I love them." It didn't happen; it took chloe another 2 years to finish this. " The cuddling was just so fucking cute. I am glad Zo came clean with Nita because that was definitely going to cause some problems. I am glad they are trying to take things slow, and Joke is backing off to give his man some space. Joke's Possiveness is going to come bite them in the ass because he was already pulling that shit in this episode. Hopefully, we get more of the stalker because I love Nita and jokes about friendship. I just think it is interesting and adds to the plot." "I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol." I lied again; it took me another year. "Someone said that if you dont like this, you dont get the concept, and I always get the concept, so we are back even if I think this is boring." "I am giving this show one last chance. I have tried to finish it three times now, and every single time I failed. This is the final time, let’s hit it to the bitch. I am a teenager. I understand these shitty shows. I get them all, but this show is flat-out boring. It’s so unfathomably boring, and I love joongdunk to the ends of the motherfucking earth. I will ride that ship till it explodes and incinerates into straight ash, but this show is so boring. Predictable ass show I fear. Ngl idk what he did bc it's been so long, but whatever he did it's his fault for sure. Also, Dunk looks beyond good in this. I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore." "Oh, that sucks, oh that fucking sucks. Because you have to be happy for her when you know it's hard. Too real, that's wrap it up. I think that the message behind this show is fantastic, it's just the slow burn aspect with their dynamic as well as the plot, but stick with this shit. Too real, I fear. Way too real. IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT. I knew it. I was trying to finish this in class, but it didnt work out." "Why are we having fake problems rn?"

Yeah, I think it has a good premise and good chemistry, just really poor execution that made this so fuckinf boring. But watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Can you miss someone you've never met?

I would give my life to watch this show again for the first time. This is fantastic, and anyone who says otherwise is just fucking wrong. 17 episodes of actual greatness. I would give it a 9.35, which I will round up to a 9.5 out of 10, and I wanna say two things: watch it no matter what, and I would like to welcome this show to the 9.5 crew. I am going to say what I liked (EVERYTHING JUST WATCH THIS SHIT), what I didn't, and then do an overview. Oh my god, I need to rewatch this shit again.

Everyone is hot as hell. I like it when everyone is bad; that is the biggest pro. People were hating on Maxky, and tbh I thought he was chopped too, but he grew on me so much, and I am so in love with him I can't even lie to you. His lips are fantastic, and the same with his sunken-in face. This show is fun, it's gay, and it's perfect. I liked all of the couples, even though they didnt include them all because of season 2, all of them great. Great character writing because I fell in love with each and every character, even the characters who were lowkey in background couples. I loved them so much, and it was fantastic character writing because they felt like real people. I think the plot was a bit jumpy and filler-like, but it made it fun. Truly, never a dull moment with these guys. I enjoyed Hill and easter, while I had never seen Pond in anything before this, Earth is geniuely, my husband and I love him so much, and he can do no wrong in my eyes, I swear to god. I enjoyed their story, although I am not the biggest fan of misunderstanding plots. I enjoyed their story a whole bunch, and while these two have chemistry with everyone they are paired with...actually just everyone (waiting for my bas and earth show, I fear), they have great chemistry with each other, and oh my god, I loved them. Yeah, of course, they had a few flaws with them, but all in all, I loved them to DEATH. Next up is Johan and North, people loved them, and truly, I was no different. They have great chemistry and overall a great story. I am a sucker for debt, and love at first sight from childhood tropes, I can't lie. I think everything was done very well for their story, and the two of them are great actors. I like North's character, especially the way the doctor friend group treats him. One, this friend group has a thing for cute guys, and I like how they are like Wow, he is gorgeous. They treated bas like this in 2 moons, and it was so great, and I am glad they are doing it again because he is so gorgeous and definitely slept on. Yeah, I liked the two friend groups and truly think that everyone had their quirks and charm to them. I think truly one of the greatest things I liked about this show is that it was fun. I didn't have to think a whole lot, and it brought this nostalgic fun vibe that I have been looking for. I do think shows with a lot of couples are never good, but this one and perfect 10 liners did a phenomenal fucking job. This was so fun, and I am going to rewatch it again for like the 5th time, because I love it so much. I also liked how they set up the show for season 2. Like, I did not read the description or the character list, but I was like, there's a bunch of couples, but at the end, they set it up really well, and I enjoyed that. Also, North and Easter's dynamic. I LOVE THEM TO PIECES, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC WAS SO FUN OH MY GOD. Great job all around. Sex scenes were great and felt while real, and also not in a way, they were fun, and they were genuinely amazing. Also, honorable mention to Pond and his sexy ass voice, oh my god, I love it so much. THE BAR FIGHT SHIT AND THE PART-TIME JOBS. Those were so fucking fun, and you guys don't know how much I loved those scenes. They felt nostalgic, and I thought they were so fun and well done. I liked the full circle moment with the opening scenes and the scene in episode 10, that was nice. And that is about it, or all I can think of.

What I didn't like. That's kind of hard. I think they shouldn't have had any more background characters, just like the people in the couples, because that was so much to keep track of, and then most of them got faded out anyway, so maybe they should have gotten rid of them and just had the "main" side couples as the side characters. I think they could have set up the start a little better because I do think it was a little bit confusing, I can't lie. I think at the start they were lowkey rushing Hill and easter's story, and I have no idea why? Like bro, just let it play out. Why are we trying to rush it? This show is 17 episodes long. Okay, the flashbacks. I understand that we need lore, but having them be genuinely half or full episodes was all the way overkill. They dragged those all the way and killed the lore with it, I can't even lie. They dragged out the ending just a little bit, oh lord. I still think it was good, but they dragged it out way too much considering the special and the season 2 that is coming.

Okay, there are so many episodes, so let's look at what I thought about them. "I am here because of YouTube Shorts. These two are perfect for playing friends. I also caved and read the description because I was confused, but this seems like a light watch, so I am excited. Broke up on a misunderstanding." "I need more lore. I am very excited about this show. I started an hour ago." "Also planning my edit of Hill because he's scary sexy and I'm into fat-faced men with huge eyes. It's kind of my thing. I was also gonna talk about how unrealistic it is to fangirl over hot guys when they walk by. But if they are in the medical faculty, I too would be all over them. Like, get that fucking bag." "GET YOU AND YOUR PREDATOR ASS FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY BOY. WHY ARE THEY KISSING WHAT THE HELL?" "Wait, I am so obsessed with this show, I can't explain it. Imagine if that guy was actually just talking to Ter and Hill just sucker punched him for no reason. I hope he doesn't get in trouble because if he does free my boy, he ain't even do nothing. Also, Hill telling Johan he will see something nice there if he goes to check on Ter, I am assuming it is whatever Bas's character's name is. My wing man, and gonna segway us into two couples. My boy Johan is already in love; look at the way he is checking him out. I rewatched that little bit again. It was small, but it was so good. His eyes softened, and then he did the slow check out, and I was just like damn, North, get the fuck in line." Actually, Johan too, because I am so in love with Bas. "The voice and the way Hill just stares is freaking me the fuck out, but I am also so into it at the same time." "North is very funny though. That devious ass look. NORTH THAT VOICE IS TURNING THIS GUY ON BRO" "And also everyone feels like a real person, I think that is what I love about this show so much. Everyone has their own personalities, even if they are a side or guest character. I like it a lot." "I am having so much fun with everything. Johan and North stole the show for me." "I am gonna be so sad when I finish this show. The flashbacks were a little bit dragged out, but I guess it gave them more backstory." I spent like two entire episode reviews fan girling over Johan and his character lmao. "Can you miss someone you've never met? Yes, yes, you can." "They are kind of dragging out the ending. Oh, it's over. I'm gonna miss this show a lot."

Fantastic show, and I would sacrifice everyone I have ever loved to watch this for the first time again. Make sure to watch. Okay bye!

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My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well

Sorry, I love FNAF, and I think this is a pretty good headline. I finished this a long time ago, and I'm actually on my second rewatch. This show is phenomenal, and just watch it. I would give it an 8.9 out of 10, and let's get into what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview.

Okay, so starting off strong, I like this one so much more than the other one because they did the robot shit better in my opinion. I think the dynamic was better because it was less of a power dynamic. While I do still think it had one, they did it pretty well. These two have good chemistry, and they are both very good-looking. The guy who played the spoiled brat really brought his character to life, and overall, I think his character was very well written, and it did have some shortcomings, but the good things genuinely outweigh the bad by so much. Maybe it's because I love insufferable brat characters, but his character was so much fun, and I like how they actually gave his character dimension and not just a brat to be a brat. This show was actually very good. And I also like how it's a money can't buy happiness kind of story because with his mom dying and he blames himself and no one being able to "tame" him or take care of him, even though in reality he's just a kid who misses his mom and needs attention that no one will ever give to him. Good character writing. Okay, Robot butler, Jesus Christ, y'all have no idea how obsessed with this trope I am now. I can't lie, AI scares the fuck out of me, but if I could have a sexy robot bodyguard that breaks his code for me, well, shitttt. I think they cast the right guy for this because he genuinely has such a robotic-looking face, even when he shows emotion. I also love that he was so freaky lmao, it was so fun, and he didn't even know he was doing that. Good character writing as well, he is programmed to not really feel anything, but he is breaking his code and what he is set to do to get that cookie, and I respect it. Yeah, I think the plot was just meh, but not bad nor good, but it was cool. Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. OH. I liked the connections to anti-reset, even though I think this was the superior one. I liked how the robots were friends and talking, that was fun.

I didn't really like the side couple, especially at the start. They were pretty forgettable and just took time away from the main couple. I did like the friend, but him being in a couple was just meh. I also didn't like the dad's character. I think it was poorly written, I can't even lie, like bro no one gafs about you, you are just doing the same shit over and over again and expect me to fall for it every time? Nope, think again. I thought the romance building was just okay, I dont hate it, but I dont really love it. I think they could have worked on it a little more at the start because I feel like they jumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I am indifferent about the plot, I can't lie. But that is all I can think of right now. Okay, the whole kidnapping thing, I didn't remember that, but it was just like what? Tell him and stop fucking around, like how hard is that you are mother fucking robot? Everything with that just pissed me off, I can't lie. Running around in circles for genuinely no reason besides the love of the fucking game.

Overview time, and I am gonna find more things I didn't like because that's not a lot lmao. "Mid-ass acting, but I'm already having fun. Why is the teacher bad as fuck? The guy playing the robot and his dull eyes eat. This shit can't be real. What is he, a sex robot?" He is so not, and I don't know why I thought that, but it was a pretty good start. Also, the acting was good. I do not know what I was on about. This show was so fun. "That’s the dream, taking shots at a birthday party you don’t wanna be at." This scene was so irrelevant, but genuinely so important at the same time, and I loved it so much. "Fire sex scene. I am low-key messing with the show heavily right now, and I don’t know why it’s not very good, but it is very good. Like, hear me out." This was so addicting. "This feels very dystopian." "Brother, you are about to get reset." Lmao. "If you hit someone with a machete to the back and they stand up and they turn around and they look at you run, run as fast as you can." He is a man before he is a robot, very interesting to think about. "This is actually a really good show."

All of my episode reviews were genuinely incoherent, and I have no idea why lmao. This was a fun watch, and I finished it in a day (ignoring the fact that it is now December and I finished this in April, but at least I am writing a review). Watch it. Okay bye!

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The winner takes it all

I would give my life if I could watch this show for the first time again. First in my bloodline to witness this shit. I would give it an 8.8 so a 9 out of 10. People didn’t like the ending and I think they could’ve done more with it, but I still liked it. So I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t like, and then we’re gonna do like a little overview.

So starting off the bat with the omegaverse trope. Fight the allegations, but that is one of my favorite tropes EVER, behind another one that this show did which is mpreg. And I’m sick of pretending like I don’t fucking love it. It’s fucking great, so when I heard that they were gonna make a drama of this, you know my ass was gonna move heaven and hell to watch this shit. I was watching this every fucking week when this came out. I liked our main couple and I like our side couple. Towards the start, I liked the side couple more but then towards the end I liked the main couple more. I think that everyone’s character was fantastic like of course not everyone wasn’t a good person, but they were just brought to life so well and it was genuinely great. Starting with Hua Yong holy moly, fantastic character because I was being gaslit too. I’m like wait why are we mad at him again? I’m like oh shit he’s fucking lying to you, fantastic plot. I don’t really get into like the enigma shit but the fact that he was lying about being Omega and then he switched and was actually an enigma and then got his alpha pregnant. Next fucking question my show is on what the hell. I think that the fact that Sheng Shao You or whatever, I like his reaction to just being lied to like he’s like What the fuck I just got lied to and then he just kept getting lied to, and then now he’s pregnant oh my God I’d be like What the fuck. Next up, my favorite character in this entire show, Gao Tu, fantastic character. I genuinely loved him. The acting was phenomenal and the fact that he had some unrequited love with a childhood friend and then got pregnant from that same friend. Oh my God my show is on dude holy fuck and he was just so worried. Of course they’re ending. It’s like fine. I guess it’s not but I’m just gonna have to deal with it, but I loved his character so very fucking and holy shit. Wen lang can lowkey suck my dick but fantastic acting because this character pissed me the fuck off. Another thing I also liked is that they made the omegaversus the main plot like I don’t like when they put it on the back burner and I thought they were gonna do that because it’s a Chinese fucking drama. It’s the first ever OMEGAVERSE I’m like they’re going to do that. No, the Omega Verse was the main plot. Their weird fucking businesses. They were all around the fucking omega verse and around like the pheromones and shit. Every single thing in this show had to do with the Omega Verse and I fucking love that, and they did such a phenomenal job with that. Also, I love the costumes and the settings and everything. It was great and also the editing I cringed with the pheromones but great job because they brought that shit to life. Holy moly. I love this show. Also for fucking Chinese censorship, they stuck their foot into their fucking sex scenes. Of course, we did have two back-to-back fucking rape scenes that I low-key trauma blocked and I didn’t remember until I re-watched it for the fourth time (that should say a lot about this show), but they didn’t even have to show anything. They set it up perfectly. They did like some insinuating like assuming. Oh my God, they did that so well. And the mpreg I was not expecting like a full baby bump thing, but people on TikTok were convinced that there was a baby bump. I don’t think there was, but I was not expecting that they were gonna do stuff like rubbing his stomach. I love everything and he’s like the fuck is your problem he’s like you got my baby in there. He’s like you fucking bitch. I’m a man. I loved that to death. It was so fucking good and I’m surprised that they like went fully with it towards the end they had the time skip with them and their kid like I’m surprised they went all the way there and I’m glad they fucking did dude holy shit. I love this show. I also liked how Hua Yong's omega personality never really faded but we also knew it was a front even when it wasn’t. Yeah, I’m truly honored that I am first in my bloodline to ever witness this. Also, I loved how they showed the heat and the rut, that was fucking phenomenal. We ate that shit up. I can’t even lie and I’m sick of pretending that this isn’t peak. This show was phenomenal and I’m not gonna pretend it wasn’t just cause it’s an omegaverse. Also, the chemistry between our couples holy fucking moly we have so much chemistry just between all of us.I also like how when he found out that his cute omega bag was an enigma he was like what the fuck and then like Hua Yong got a fucking cement block dropped on him and then a metal rod to the back to protect him and then he’s like OK fine I’ll get pregnant. Yeah, I remember that happening. I remember this is exactly how the story went…definitely… I also just remembered the Lore that hua yong has actually been obsessed with him for like a while now and that’s why he’s so head over heels for him and he’s willing to give up everything for him and I low-key ate that up I can’t even lie like he’s like I’m so in love with you and it’s like I’m willing to lie to you and become this person. I’m not just to make you happy and I was like OKKKAAYYYY!!

What I didn’t like, starting right off the bat Fucking Wen Lang. That dumb bitch can genuinely suck my fucking left dick shut the fuck up with your fucking fat ass. Oh my fucking God shut your fuck ass up he was annoying. His character was written miserably. I cannot even lie. It was just such a shitty fucking character and he’s like Oh I don’t like him. I don’t like him and then something just clicked and he was like Oh I like him and I’m going to go crazy based on my tribal instincts. Also, the ending with our second couple that’s what people’s main criticism with the show is and they’re hating on the show because of that. I think they set it up for a season two which I don’t know if we’re gonna get because censorship and all that but they set it up perfectly for a season two but I wish they ended them a little bit differently and instead of like oh he’s a single dad for the past like three years and then he sees across the ball pit and he hugs him and that’s the end of their thing. They could’ve had like a conversation there. It could’ve been like very standoffish and kind of been like Hey I’m ready to be a dad or he’s always been ready to be a dad but he like disappeared. Also, the fact that there was two back-to-back rape scenes, I’m like holy fucking moly and I don’t know if it also got the other guy pregnant but like that’s just so kind of like annoying. This shit with the X holding things I don’t think I understood and as they start talking about that, I’m like why don’t we get naked kiss cause I don’t know what we’re fucking talking about right now like I’m the owner of X Holdings because I’m the bastard of my dad‘s left ball sack Cousin‘s cat‘s grandmother and I’m like what are we fucking talking about right now?

OK, let’s get into my overview which is gonna be all over the place because this is 16 episodes I think. Right off the bat I was like Where is my side couple I want to see them. ”That was low-key a fire episode but I wish they split this more evenly but it’s like whatever the plot is coming together and acting better and I actually low-key like the characters and I like how it’s like there’s other plot besides the omegaverse.” But the plot still related back to the Omega Verse, which was fucking great. “I wish they did more with those episodes instead of just like sitting like a waiting duck kind of episode.” I was gonna put the fact that there was a lot of waiting and things I didn’t like, but it was low-key re-watching it. I was just like delirious and like there was a lot of waiting, but it was still like juicy plot and I enjoyed it. Their power dynamic like for our main couple was low-key terrible but I was only OK with it because I knew it was gonna flip. “Me when the omega guy. I swear he's always in heat but me too when his sexy ass is on screen, my lord.” “This show needs to lock in bc i cant bring myself to hate it.” “REF DO SOMETHING. NURSE HE GOT OUT AGAIN. Gorgeous scene with Hua Yong and Sheng i think. GORGEOUS. So everyone is going to hell. So the same thing happened it was just flipped. You know what hell yeah.” This was the rape scene that I had genuinely no idea what was happening and people who were also watching, were pissed about this and I low-key did not know what was happening. I can’t even lie. “S Tier Alpha? Worse?” This show is so addictive. “GAO TU PREGNANCY ERAAAAA. Mr. Shen is a dumb piece of shit and if he wasn’t so fucking dumb he would have connected the dots already. Dumb bag of rocks. Hua yong is such a good manipulator I lowkey forgot why we were mad at him.” “If you stab someone in a fatal spot and they get up and keep moving RUN. Especially run if they rub their blood on them as well.” “Yeah, I lowkey became so obsessed with Hua Yong and Sheng's dynamic at the end. Hua Yong loves the child only because it's sheng. I thought that was very romantic. The ending bruhhh.”

I would sacrifice my entire bloodline if it means I can watch this shit for the first time again. Watch this shit, rewatch this shit, watch this shit in the bathtub, even while you’re sleeping bro, in the air even, just watch this shit. Okay bye!

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