BurntBaguettes

Go into the light

I just sighed. I fucking hate this show. Don't watch it. Like fuck. Okay, I would give it a 7 (8.1, BUT THIS SHOW DOESN'T DESERVE MY KINDNESS) out of 10, and then I am going to try to be nice and say what I liked, what I didn't (everything, don't watch it), and then an episode overview. Okay!

MOS AND BANK YAY YIPPPE YIPPE YAYAAYAYAY. That is fucking it. It started great, I will give the show that. Fucking gnarly ass start, love that. Mos has the sexiest eyes I have ever seen. Their sex scenes were good. I will also give them that. I liked the bodyguard and the annoying fuck, they were fun. I would rewatch just for them. I can't lie to y'all. Whoever did the camera work, you did a great job. Everything else, die.

THEY HAVE A TERRIBLE POWER DYNAMIC. Like borderline pedophilic with the shits, or at least it feels like that. It is lowkey awful and kind of makes the show unbearable. Like, I kind of understand what they were getting at, but at the same time, they did that awfully, and that lowkey grossed me all out. Like Bank's character acts like he is a child, and it makes this show so much worse than it needs to be. This whole show is a fucking ball fest, I can't lie to you. GOD FUCKING AWFUL. The plot fell the fuck off after a few episodes and just became so boring and so fucking confusing, like maybe if we stuck to one plot and not 5, this would have worked, but we didn't do that and tried to do 5 plots at once, and the show became confusing and fucking boring. This show was so fucking embarrassing, oh my god, OH MY GOD. OUR SIDE COUPLES AND CHARACTERS (BESIDES MY GOATS, THE SECRETARY, AND THE ANNOYING FUCK) WERE DOING WAY TOO MUCH. Why are we focusing on them and not the main couple? Geniuely don't fucking piss me off, I swear to god. Also, our main characters, especially Mos's character, were so incredibly shallow and one-dimensional that it pissed me off. I don't know why everything pisses me off, but especially that. Shity ass character writing. We dont know how to write a plot, we dont know how to write characters, what do we know how to do? I WILL ANSWER THAT FOR YOU, FUCKING NOTHING. BITCH. Way too much was happening in this show; it was overwhelming, and none of it made any sense. Also, they rushed the fuck out of the ending. Okay, that is it.

Overview time. "Problematic, but a good start toward the end." "The way he is on his knees in front of him. I am so down bad for him, bro. Legs open and shit. I don't mean that; I do, but I don't." "Lin looks bad as hell in this V-neck. I might just be down bad, though. Why is getting horny over his man doing a peace sign? CAMERA WORK EATS." "I genuinely can't imagine seeing my manager get all flirty with the CEO's secretary; I'm just trying to put that in perspective with my job, and it's so awkward." WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO CONNECT OUR PLOTS, SO STOP ADDING MORE. "Why is he calling him Khun dad? Calm down, Jamal. I am obsessed with slow-dancing scenes, it's addicting lowkey. Crazy transition from the dancing, though. This flashing back and forth is a little suspicious. Transitions are great. The camera work is so amazing. Because who is doing this? Lighting and everything. Get it sexy, get it sexy. Sun looking hot as FUCK right now. Looks are serving. That was good." " I am gonna be so honest, that is the ugliest fucking necklace I have ever seen. If my nightmares affected me this much, I don't think I would leave my house ever." "THEY HAVE SOME OF THE BEST CHEMISTRY, BRO. Like big dragon was cheeks, but it was good cheeks. This is just cheeks."

I would say don't watch it, and if you are going to, make sure you do with one hand and your eyes shut. Okay bye!

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Junior's sexy ass makes me wet all over

I lowkey loved this, and every couple got better than the last. Okay, so I would give it a 9 (8.83) out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then my thoughts during the episodes.

THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY I SWEAR TO GOD. OH my god, from the start to the very end I was laughing my ass off, holy fuck. I started for Force and Book, and this was the first show with them as a main couple that wasn't god awful. I loved their dynamic in this so much, and it was so fun. Lowkey a little bit of a power dynamic, but that's fine, I guess. Force's face is so fucking sexy, I swear to god. This was my first time seeing Junior Mark together since the fantastic cherry magic, so that was nice. The setup was different from most shows, with three trillion couples, and I thought that was fun. BACK TO BACK SUNSHINE X GRUMPY COUPLES SIGN ME ALL THE UP I SWEAR TO GOD. I truly loved all the couples, but Junior Mark brought this shit home for me, and I love their fucking dynamic and their chemistry in this; it was fucking phenomenal, I swear to god. This review is all over the place, but that's fine, lmao. This show did something fucking right because the entire time I was having a blast, and I became obsessed with character after character; it was so fucking great. Like, I think it was just overall good character writing, every single character in our main couple was perfectly written in their own regard, and I loved that (besides part of Santa's character and Perth's abusive ass character, which I will get into). I liked how three-dimensional all of the characters were, even the background ones; that was fun. I also like the pace of the show. Like I thought it was going to be a slow burn because it is like 24 episodes, but they paced this nicely, especially with the couples. I like how they did that. I also enjoyed that they didn't completely phase out the other couples when the new ones got introduced. Junior and Perth being brothers. That was so fun and lowkey the only way to connect the two other couples. I loved that so much, and I don't know why. They were just so fun. JUNIORS CHARACTER. He was for sure my favorite, because I liked his backstory of just having issues. Like his mom gave him up to start a new family, and he isn't even close with his brothers because of it, that was fucking fantastic. I truly wish they did more with that because that is so fun. I loved the character development for Force's character. Like, he became such a sweetheart, and I love that so much. I lowkey don't like Perth's character because he's toxic, but PERTH STUCK HIS FOOT INTO THIS ROLE I WILL ADMIT, BECAUSE YOTHA WAS HOT AS FUCK. Junior makes me wet all over. I want to do unspeakable acts to him. Yo, what did Jungkook say?! Okay, I am done.

Arc and Arm's fuck ass power dynamic, jesus christ. I think it especially came from the fact that Force's character was older, but the power dynamic was not fun at all, I can't lie. Santa's character being scared of being locked in a shed was the MOST BULL SHIT THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. FUCK DO NOT PISS ME OFF. WHY ARE WE SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A SHED? ARE YOU DUMB, STUPID, OR FUCKING BOTH? They set it up perfectly, with him being scared of the dark, like they could have done something great with that, BUT THEY MADE HIM SCARED OF BEING LOCKED IN A STUPID ASS SHED. Fuck, that made me so mad. Also, there were a few random ass jumps, and that lowkey pissed me off, I can't lie to you. Arc and Arm's dynamic lowkey changed for the worse, and then it went back, but around episode 11, Arm asked Arc if he could go to the bathroom, and that was fucking crazy, like what? Why are we asking him? Just go. Yotha. FUCK THAT BITCH. Apparently, I just hate this couple lmao. HE WAS SO FUCKING TOXIC OH MY LORD IT LOWKEY MADE ME ANGRY. Like fuck. It stopped being hot at one point and just got fucking weird. The cheating thing, fuck that was so irrelevant, as much as I love to see my men kissing, I don't know why they wrote that in. It must have been to piss me off because there is no way. ALSO WE DO NOT NEED SIDE COUPLES WHEN WE ALREADY HAVE THREE MAIN COUPLES, WE JUST DON'T. And that is it.

Overview time. But there are so many episodes, so I lowkey have to calm all the way down lmao. "They put all of the plot and film budget into that intro lol." "Close enough, welcome back, star in my mind. NEVER MIND HE JUST FUCKING FELL. It has a different setup than we are, and I lowkey like it." Crazy how this was the first thing I watched coming into the new year, some things truly never change. "HOLY FUCK I AM SO OBSESSED WITH THEM. The confused sunshine x grumpy anger management. Oh my fucking god, I love them in this. They are eating. Hehe, holy fuck. He with the jacket on is so fucking cute. Fuck I love Thai dramas so much." "Jet looks like a lesbian, I can't. I keep calling him her lesbian-looking boyfriend." "Force is in a constant state of being overwhelmed. He has two emotions: overwhelmed and angry. Also, the phone camera washed him out so fucking bad it was crazy. TAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? LOOKING SO GOD DAMN FINE ON THIS BEACH." "I love force and book's pair bc they are similar builds. I hate when shows try to mash together skinny as mofos with some jacked person. I dont know why, but I hate that." "They’re both sunshine grumpy but different versions of it. Gun and Youtha are very different from Arc at Arm. Arc is like just a chill guy who’s very honest and very blunt, and he’s popular. he has friends, he just doesn’t care. Yotha is awkward. He’s like socially stunted and very nonchalant and doesn’t like people, which is very different from arcs, indifference, and honesty to people. Yotha does not like people at all. And then guns and arms are similar in some aspects, but very different. Arm is very kind and very talkative, but also very wary of his surroundings and getting into relationships. Gun is pretty innocent and naïve, but he knows his way around stuff. He’s also talkative, and he’s also kind, but I think that they’re pretty different, and I think that the show did that pretty well." "Pissing me off. I am punching him in the face. mean hook, smashing a bottle on his stupid head, farting on his pillow." I HATE YOTHA. "Everybody in this family adopted because what the fuck nobody looks like each other. Your mama cheated on all your dad’s because what the hell." WHY WOULD I WRITE THIS?? "Why does Newton have a gun? Hello? Back again. Klao, on his deathbed, is still making moves." "I just got jumped scared by his fucking abs. Faifa might be one of my favorite characters because he is actually so fucking fun. Arc and Arm are so fucking cute, I can't. Stop, Perth and Santa literally have the same smile lol. 12:20 3/4 (episode 18). same exact smile. That is so cute. Force has the sexiest eyes, oh my god." "These ads are killing this show rn." "I like it when characters have actual problems that aren't just relationships. I also feel so bad for Faifa because it wasn't even his fault that his mom raised him instead, but he's not close with his brothers because of that, and she literally gave him up for her new family. That's so sad. That's why he clings to people like that. Because he just wants to be someone in people's lives and doesn't want to be abandoned again. I love love LOVE shows like this. Nothing really goes wrong, but it's still interesting. Why was Yotha fondling my BOY? 3:35 ep 3/4 (episode 21). I swear if they're about to get deeky. THEY ARE GETTING DEEKY. SINGING KILLS DRAMAS." "The confession scene is so funny. I also understand why bro was in love with TOR BECAUSE THAT'S MY DADDY RIGHT THERE. THE WHOLE CAST OUT ON THIS FUCKING ROOF." " I say that every time because they just keep getting better, and these two didn’t disappoint, and they are officially my favorite couple, followed by Gun and Yotha. I love Arc and arm and their story, but these two definitely stole the show for me. Getting deeky in Yotha's room is fucking insane." "I had a lot of fun with this show, and it’s a damn shame. It’s not 100 episodes. We talked about some important stuff, and it was funny as fuck. And now we are done. Holy shit."

Watch it. It's fun, and I enjoyed it a lot. Okay bye!

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Shit, I was seduced too

My one and only note for this show is "Bloody phenomenal." Lmao. I would give it a 7.5 out of 10. It was fun, but also had some flaws lmao. Okay, I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then yeah.

I am on my third rewatch of this absolute masterpiece, so that should tell you a lot about it lmao. It's fun, and they are free. These two have great chemistry and also a gnarly IRL age gap, but that's fine. The plot is fun. His brother's best friend has to look after him because he keeps going to parties, and then he gets the smart idea to seduce him to get him off his case. Like, tell me that is not the best plot you have ever seen. They also have gnarly chemistry, like it matches this and their other show so well, I can't even lie. I am lowkey getting the two of them confused. I liked the character development in this, I can't lie. Like they both had their own, and I thought it was pretty good. Like, this thing is so bad, but in a good way. Also, their sex scenes were pretty good. I think whoever was doing the camera needs to get better, but they were pretty good. I think they are both attractive in their own way, and I liked their contrast; it was so fun, so much fucking fun. I don't know. I think that is all I can think of. I just wrote that I hated the older brother, but I love the dynamic when they are dating their older brother's best friend, and I love CEO shit. Okay yeah.

The people who made this one and the other one love to see Neel, the guy who played Liam, in pain, like, oh my god. Like, he stay getting pushed around, sexually assaulted, and abused, and I don't know why. LIKE LEAVE HIM ALONE I SWEAR TO GOD. ALSO THE EX, fuck, get his ugly dumb ass off my screen, I swear to god this baffoon ass monkey bitch. Every time he came on the screen, the more irrelevant he got, I swear to god. Also, another downside is that I paid for this, lmao. I did it for the love of the game, but I would have rated it higher if I didn't pay for it lmao. I think they should have done more with the brother. Like, he was lowkey one of the major plot driving points, and we saw him like twice. RANDOM ENDING I SWEAR. Very, just what the hell. The pacing at the end also got very bad, but that is fine. And yeah.

Watch it, it's fun, and I am going to rewatch right now lol. Okay bye!

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The agenda should have stayed hidden

This show was a hard watch, but I would do it all over again for JoongDunk. Yeah. This took me no joke (see what I did there) 2 years to finish. The main thing is that it is boring. So very boring. I would give it an 8.5 out of 10. I am going to say what I liked, what I didn't, and then an episode overview, so yeah.

I think this show had a great message and good potential. I will give them that. Great fucking potential and could have been greatness, I swear to god. It was fun, and they were free. And that is about it, lmao. Joong and Dunk delivered with their chemistry as normal and had some good kisses and good NC scenes in this. Sadly, it wasn't enough to save the show, I fear. I liked the background characters; they were fun. I actually think the character writing was good in this; it really was (besides the side couple in some parts, that was getting on my nerves). I liked the speech and debate part. I think it's because I did it from 3rd grade all the way to my senior year of high school, but I did enjoy that part. I miss speech and debate so much I can't even lie lmao. I thought the plot with Nita was fun. I don't know why I really liked it. It added to the plot and made it more interesting. Joong and Dunk looked great in this, ESPECIALLY DUNK OH MY LORD HE LOOKS SO GOOD. Might rewatch with one hand just for dunk and his gorgeous ass. I think the premise of this show was great, and so is the dynamic; it was just executed pretty poorly. I can't.

Incredibly forgettable show, I dont even remember it lmao. This is a slow burn done wrong. If you know me and my reviews, you know I hate slow burn and shity romance building, and this was no different. I have the attention span of a little kid, so slow burns aren't really my thing, but if done right, they can still be good. This was not done right. The whole show was very slow, and that made it incredibly boring, oh my lord. This took me dropping and starting like 3 times before I finally finished it, and it was a hard watch every damm time. We did a lot of sitting around holding our fucking balls in this show. Like nothing was happening for full episodes for both our couples (I would be lying if I said I remembered there was a side couple in this, I still didn't like them though, according to my episode reviews). Like that is the point of side coulpes to be there when the main characters are doing anything. But nope. Joke's posseiveness was cock blocking the entire show, I can't even lie to you. Oh my god, it wasn't even cute or fun, it was annoying as fuck. Another thing is, at the end, like the final episode, they were just having fake fucking problems to drag the show out, oh my lord, let's finish this. Okay, that is it.

Okay, overview. "I love Joong and Dunk so much. They are so fucking cute. This can actually be so good, it has a lot of potential, and I’m pretty excited, actually." I was watching this while it was airing, good for me. "Why am I not winning nationals with Joong Archen as my boyfriend? Is that too much to ask for? No, I dont think so. Manifesting this energy for this year's speech and debate." Sadly, I did not win nationals, and Joong Arch is still not my boyfriend; it's a sad day. "This episode proved me very wrong, and they are slow burn but fast at the same time, and I need this." I was then shot 57 times. "Hopefully, they come to terms with their feelings pretty fast. I miss them. I loved Star in my mind so fucking much. Love them forever." Would give my life for Joong Dunk. "The plot was moving, but nothing happened at the same time. It was getting on my nerves, but what can you do? They could have more potential with these, and if you aren't going to build on the main characters, at least build on the random side couples and the other ones. I think that would be fun." "The final episode airs tomorrow, so I am trying to get all of these done today so I can finish the show on time. But knowing me, it's probably not going to happen, but I love them." It didn't happen; it took chloe another 2 years to finish this. " The cuddling was just so fucking cute. I am glad Zo came clean with Nita because that was definitely going to cause some problems. I am glad they are trying to take things slow, and Joke is backing off to give his man some space. Joke's Possiveness is going to come bite them in the ass because he was already pulling that shit in this episode. Hopefully, we get more of the stalker because I love Nita and jokes about friendship. I just think it is interesting and adds to the plot." "I am ending the cycle, and I am gonna try to finish this lol." I lied again; it took me another year. "Someone said that if you dont like this, you dont get the concept, and I always get the concept, so we are back even if I think this is boring." "I am giving this show one last chance. I have tried to finish it three times now, and every single time I failed. This is the final time, let’s hit it to the bitch. I am a teenager. I understand these shitty shows. I get them all, but this show is flat-out boring. It’s so unfathomably boring, and I love joongdunk to the ends of the motherfucking earth. I will ride that ship till it explodes and incinerates into straight ash, but this show is so boring. Predictable ass show I fear. Ngl idk what he did bc it's been so long, but whatever he did it's his fault for sure. Also, Dunk looks beyond good in this. I don’t even know what we’re doing anymore." "Oh, that sucks, oh that fucking sucks. Because you have to be happy for her when you know it's hard. Too real, that's wrap it up. I think that the message behind this show is fantastic, it's just the slow burn aspect with their dynamic as well as the plot, but stick with this shit. Too real, I fear. Way too real. IT'S NOT A PARTY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS SHOT. I knew it. I was trying to finish this in class, but it didnt work out." "Why are we having fake problems rn?"

Yeah, I think it has a good premise and good chemistry, just really poor execution that made this so fuckinf boring. But watch it if you want. Okay bye!

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Can you miss someone you've never met?

I would give my life to watch this show again for the first time. This is fantastic, and anyone who says otherwise is just fucking wrong. 17 episodes of actual greatness. I would give it a 9.35, which I will round up to a 9.5 out of 10, and I wanna say two things: watch it no matter what, and I would like to welcome this show to the 9.5 crew. I am going to say what I liked (EVERYTHING JUST WATCH THIS SHIT), what I didn't, and then do an overview. Oh my god, I need to rewatch this shit again.

Everyone is hot as hell. I like it when everyone is bad; that is the biggest pro. People were hating on Maxky, and tbh I thought he was chopped too, but he grew on me so much, and I am so in love with him I can't even lie to you. His lips are fantastic, and the same with his sunken-in face. This show is fun, it's gay, and it's perfect. I liked all of the couples, even though they didnt include them all because of season 2, all of them great. Great character writing because I fell in love with each and every character, even the characters who were lowkey in background couples. I loved them so much, and it was fantastic character writing because they felt like real people. I think the plot was a bit jumpy and filler-like, but it made it fun. Truly, never a dull moment with these guys. I enjoyed Hill and easter, while I had never seen Pond in anything before this, Earth is geniuely, my husband and I love him so much, and he can do no wrong in my eyes, I swear to god. I enjoyed their story, although I am not the biggest fan of misunderstanding plots. I enjoyed their story a whole bunch, and while these two have chemistry with everyone they are paired with...actually just everyone (waiting for my bas and earth show, I fear), they have great chemistry with each other, and oh my god, I loved them. Yeah, of course, they had a few flaws with them, but all in all, I loved them to DEATH. Next up is Johan and North, people loved them, and truly, I was no different. They have great chemistry and overall a great story. I am a sucker for debt, and love at first sight from childhood tropes, I can't lie. I think everything was done very well for their story, and the two of them are great actors. I like North's character, especially the way the doctor friend group treats him. One, this friend group has a thing for cute guys, and I like how they are like Wow, he is gorgeous. They treated bas like this in 2 moons, and it was so great, and I am glad they are doing it again because he is so gorgeous and definitely slept on. Yeah, I liked the two friend groups and truly think that everyone had their quirks and charm to them. I think truly one of the greatest things I liked about this show is that it was fun. I didn't have to think a whole lot, and it brought this nostalgic fun vibe that I have been looking for. I do think shows with a lot of couples are never good, but this one and perfect 10 liners did a phenomenal fucking job. This was so fun, and I am going to rewatch it again for like the 5th time, because I love it so much. I also liked how they set up the show for season 2. Like, I did not read the description or the character list, but I was like, there's a bunch of couples, but at the end, they set it up really well, and I enjoyed that. Also, North and Easter's dynamic. I LOVE THEM TO PIECES, AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP DYNAMIC WAS SO FUN OH MY GOD. Great job all around. Sex scenes were great and felt while real, and also not in a way, they were fun, and they were genuinely amazing. Also, honorable mention to Pond and his sexy ass voice, oh my god, I love it so much. THE BAR FIGHT SHIT AND THE PART-TIME JOBS. Those were so fucking fun, and you guys don't know how much I loved those scenes. They felt nostalgic, and I thought they were so fun and well done. I liked the full circle moment with the opening scenes and the scene in episode 10, that was nice. And that is about it, or all I can think of.

What I didn't like. That's kind of hard. I think they shouldn't have had any more background characters, just like the people in the couples, because that was so much to keep track of, and then most of them got faded out anyway, so maybe they should have gotten rid of them and just had the "main" side couples as the side characters. I think they could have set up the start a little better because I do think it was a little bit confusing, I can't lie. I think at the start they were lowkey rushing Hill and easter's story, and I have no idea why? Like bro, just let it play out. Why are we trying to rush it? This show is 17 episodes long. Okay, the flashbacks. I understand that we need lore, but having them be genuinely half or full episodes was all the way overkill. They dragged those all the way and killed the lore with it, I can't even lie. They dragged out the ending just a little bit, oh lord. I still think it was good, but they dragged it out way too much considering the special and the season 2 that is coming.

Okay, there are so many episodes, so let's look at what I thought about them. "I am here because of YouTube Shorts. These two are perfect for playing friends. I also caved and read the description because I was confused, but this seems like a light watch, so I am excited. Broke up on a misunderstanding." "I need more lore. I am very excited about this show. I started an hour ago." "Also planning my edit of Hill because he's scary sexy and I'm into fat-faced men with huge eyes. It's kind of my thing. I was also gonna talk about how unrealistic it is to fangirl over hot guys when they walk by. But if they are in the medical faculty, I too would be all over them. Like, get that fucking bag." "GET YOU AND YOUR PREDATOR ASS FRIENDS AWAY FROM MY BOY. WHY ARE THEY KISSING WHAT THE HELL?" "Wait, I am so obsessed with this show, I can't explain it. Imagine if that guy was actually just talking to Ter and Hill just sucker punched him for no reason. I hope he doesn't get in trouble because if he does free my boy, he ain't even do nothing. Also, Hill telling Johan he will see something nice there if he goes to check on Ter, I am assuming it is whatever Bas's character's name is. My wing man, and gonna segway us into two couples. My boy Johan is already in love; look at the way he is checking him out. I rewatched that little bit again. It was small, but it was so good. His eyes softened, and then he did the slow check out, and I was just like damn, North, get the fuck in line." Actually, Johan too, because I am so in love with Bas. "The voice and the way Hill just stares is freaking me the fuck out, but I am also so into it at the same time." "North is very funny though. That devious ass look. NORTH THAT VOICE IS TURNING THIS GUY ON BRO" "And also everyone feels like a real person, I think that is what I love about this show so much. Everyone has their own personalities, even if they are a side or guest character. I like it a lot." "I am having so much fun with everything. Johan and North stole the show for me." "I am gonna be so sad when I finish this show. The flashbacks were a little bit dragged out, but I guess it gave them more backstory." I spent like two entire episode reviews fan girling over Johan and his character lmao. "Can you miss someone you've never met? Yes, yes, you can." "They are kind of dragging out the ending. Oh, it's over. I'm gonna miss this show a lot."

Fantastic show, and I would sacrifice everyone I have ever loved to watch this for the first time again. Make sure to watch. Okay bye!

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My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well

Sorry, I love FNAF, and I think this is a pretty good headline. I finished this a long time ago, and I'm actually on my second rewatch. This show is phenomenal, and just watch it. I would give it an 8.9 out of 10, and let's get into what I liked, what I didn't like, and then an overview.

Okay, so starting off strong, I like this one so much more than the other one because they did the robot shit better in my opinion. I think the dynamic was better because it was less of a power dynamic. While I do still think it had one, they did it pretty well. These two have good chemistry, and they are both very good-looking. The guy who played the spoiled brat really brought his character to life, and overall, I think his character was very well written, and it did have some shortcomings, but the good things genuinely outweigh the bad by so much. Maybe it's because I love insufferable brat characters, but his character was so much fun, and I like how they actually gave his character dimension and not just a brat to be a brat. This show was actually very good. And I also like how it's a money can't buy happiness kind of story because with his mom dying and he blames himself and no one being able to "tame" him or take care of him, even though in reality he's just a kid who misses his mom and needs attention that no one will ever give to him. Good character writing. Okay, Robot butler, Jesus Christ, y'all have no idea how obsessed with this trope I am now. I can't lie, AI scares the fuck out of me, but if I could have a sexy robot bodyguard that breaks his code for me, well, shitttt. I think they cast the right guy for this because he genuinely has such a robotic-looking face, even when he shows emotion. I also love that he was so freaky lmao, it was so fun, and he didn't even know he was doing that. Good character writing as well, he is programmed to not really feel anything, but he is breaking his code and what he is set to do to get that cookie, and I respect it. Yeah, I think the plot was just meh, but not bad nor good, but it was cool. Yeah, that's all I can think of right now. OH. I liked the connections to anti-reset, even though I think this was the superior one. I liked how the robots were friends and talking, that was fun.

I didn't really like the side couple, especially at the start. They were pretty forgettable and just took time away from the main couple. I did like the friend, but him being in a couple was just meh. I also didn't like the dad's character. I think it was poorly written, I can't even lie, like bro no one gafs about you, you are just doing the same shit over and over again and expect me to fall for it every time? Nope, think again. I thought the romance building was just okay, I dont hate it, but I dont really love it. I think they could have worked on it a little more at the start because I feel like they jumped the gun a little bit. Yeah, I am indifferent about the plot, I can't lie. But that is all I can think of right now. Okay, the whole kidnapping thing, I didn't remember that, but it was just like what? Tell him and stop fucking around, like how hard is that you are mother fucking robot? Everything with that just pissed me off, I can't lie. Running around in circles for genuinely no reason besides the love of the fucking game.

Overview time, and I am gonna find more things I didn't like because that's not a lot lmao. "Mid-ass acting, but I'm already having fun. Why is the teacher bad as fuck? The guy playing the robot and his dull eyes eat. This shit can't be real. What is he, a sex robot?" He is so not, and I don't know why I thought that, but it was a pretty good start. Also, the acting was good. I do not know what I was on about. This show was so fun. "That’s the dream, taking shots at a birthday party you don’t wanna be at." This scene was so irrelevant, but genuinely so important at the same time, and I loved it so much. "Fire sex scene. I am low-key messing with the show heavily right now, and I don’t know why it’s not very good, but it is very good. Like, hear me out." This was so addicting. "This feels very dystopian." "Brother, you are about to get reset." Lmao. "If you hit someone with a machete to the back and they stand up and they turn around and they look at you run, run as fast as you can." He is a man before he is a robot, very interesting to think about. "This is actually a really good show."

All of my episode reviews were genuinely incoherent, and I have no idea why lmao. This was a fun watch, and I finished it in a day (ignoring the fact that it is now December and I finished this in April, but at least I am writing a review). Watch it. Okay bye!

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The winner takes it all

I would give my life if I could watch this show for the first time again. First in my bloodline to witness this shit. I would give it an 8.8 so a 9 out of 10. People didn’t like the ending and I think they could’ve done more with it, but I still liked it. So I’m gonna say what I liked, what I didn’t like, and then we’re gonna do like a little overview.

So starting off the bat with the omegaverse trope. Fight the allegations, but that is one of my favorite tropes EVER, behind another one that this show did which is mpreg. And I’m sick of pretending like I don’t fucking love it. It’s fucking great, so when I heard that they were gonna make a drama of this, you know my ass was gonna move heaven and hell to watch this shit. I was watching this every fucking week when this came out. I liked our main couple and I like our side couple. Towards the start, I liked the side couple more but then towards the end I liked the main couple more. I think that everyone’s character was fantastic like of course not everyone wasn’t a good person, but they were just brought to life so well and it was genuinely great. Starting with Hua Yong holy moly, fantastic character because I was being gaslit too. I’m like wait why are we mad at him again? I’m like oh shit he’s fucking lying to you, fantastic plot. I don’t really get into like the enigma shit but the fact that he was lying about being Omega and then he switched and was actually an enigma and then got his alpha pregnant. Next fucking question my show is on what the hell. I think that the fact that Sheng Shao You or whatever, I like his reaction to just being lied to like he’s like What the fuck I just got lied to and then he just kept getting lied to, and then now he’s pregnant oh my God I’d be like What the fuck. Next up, my favorite character in this entire show, Gao Tu, fantastic character. I genuinely loved him. The acting was phenomenal and the fact that he had some unrequited love with a childhood friend and then got pregnant from that same friend. Oh my God my show is on dude holy fuck and he was just so worried. Of course they’re ending. It’s like fine. I guess it’s not but I’m just gonna have to deal with it, but I loved his character so very fucking and holy shit. Wen lang can lowkey suck my dick but fantastic acting because this character pissed me the fuck off. Another thing I also liked is that they made the omegaversus the main plot like I don’t like when they put it on the back burner and I thought they were gonna do that because it’s a Chinese fucking drama. It’s the first ever OMEGAVERSE I’m like they’re going to do that. No, the Omega Verse was the main plot. Their weird fucking businesses. They were all around the fucking omega verse and around like the pheromones and shit. Every single thing in this show had to do with the Omega Verse and I fucking love that, and they did such a phenomenal job with that. Also, I love the costumes and the settings and everything. It was great and also the editing I cringed with the pheromones but great job because they brought that shit to life. Holy moly. I love this show. Also for fucking Chinese censorship, they stuck their foot into their fucking sex scenes. Of course, we did have two back-to-back fucking rape scenes that I low-key trauma blocked and I didn’t remember until I re-watched it for the fourth time (that should say a lot about this show), but they didn’t even have to show anything. They set it up perfectly. They did like some insinuating like assuming. Oh my God, they did that so well. And the mpreg I was not expecting like a full baby bump thing, but people on TikTok were convinced that there was a baby bump. I don’t think there was, but I was not expecting that they were gonna do stuff like rubbing his stomach. I love everything and he’s like the fuck is your problem he’s like you got my baby in there. He’s like you fucking bitch. I’m a man. I loved that to death. It was so fucking good and I’m surprised that they like went fully with it towards the end they had the time skip with them and their kid like I’m surprised they went all the way there and I’m glad they fucking did dude holy shit. I love this show. I also liked how Hua Yong's omega personality never really faded but we also knew it was a front even when it wasn’t. Yeah, I’m truly honored that I am first in my bloodline to ever witness this. Also, I loved how they showed the heat and the rut, that was fucking phenomenal. We ate that shit up. I can’t even lie and I’m sick of pretending that this isn’t peak. This show was phenomenal and I’m not gonna pretend it wasn’t just cause it’s an omegaverse. Also, the chemistry between our couples holy fucking moly we have so much chemistry just between all of us.I also like how when he found out that his cute omega bag was an enigma he was like what the fuck and then like Hua Yong got a fucking cement block dropped on him and then a metal rod to the back to protect him and then he’s like OK fine I’ll get pregnant. Yeah, I remember that happening. I remember this is exactly how the story went…definitely… I also just remembered the Lore that hua yong has actually been obsessed with him for like a while now and that’s why he’s so head over heels for him and he’s willing to give up everything for him and I low-key ate that up I can’t even lie like he’s like I’m so in love with you and it’s like I’m willing to lie to you and become this person. I’m not just to make you happy and I was like OKKKAAYYYY!!

What I didn’t like, starting right off the bat Fucking Wen Lang. That dumb bitch can genuinely suck my fucking left dick shut the fuck up with your fucking fat ass. Oh my fucking God shut your fuck ass up he was annoying. His character was written miserably. I cannot even lie. It was just such a shitty fucking character and he’s like Oh I don’t like him. I don’t like him and then something just clicked and he was like Oh I like him and I’m going to go crazy based on my tribal instincts. Also, the ending with our second couple that’s what people’s main criticism with the show is and they’re hating on the show because of that. I think they set it up for a season two which I don’t know if we’re gonna get because censorship and all that but they set it up perfectly for a season two but I wish they ended them a little bit differently and instead of like oh he’s a single dad for the past like three years and then he sees across the ball pit and he hugs him and that’s the end of their thing. They could’ve had like a conversation there. It could’ve been like very standoffish and kind of been like Hey I’m ready to be a dad or he’s always been ready to be a dad but he like disappeared. Also, the fact that there was two back-to-back rape scenes, I’m like holy fucking moly and I don’t know if it also got the other guy pregnant but like that’s just so kind of like annoying. This shit with the X holding things I don’t think I understood and as they start talking about that, I’m like why don’t we get naked kiss cause I don’t know what we’re fucking talking about right now like I’m the owner of X Holdings because I’m the bastard of my dad‘s left ball sack Cousin‘s cat‘s grandmother and I’m like what are we fucking talking about right now?

OK, let’s get into my overview which is gonna be all over the place because this is 16 episodes I think. Right off the bat I was like Where is my side couple I want to see them. ”That was low-key a fire episode but I wish they split this more evenly but it’s like whatever the plot is coming together and acting better and I actually low-key like the characters and I like how it’s like there’s other plot besides the omegaverse.” But the plot still related back to the Omega Verse, which was fucking great. “I wish they did more with those episodes instead of just like sitting like a waiting duck kind of episode.” I was gonna put the fact that there was a lot of waiting and things I didn’t like, but it was low-key re-watching it. I was just like delirious and like there was a lot of waiting, but it was still like juicy plot and I enjoyed it. Their power dynamic like for our main couple was low-key terrible but I was only OK with it because I knew it was gonna flip. “Me when the omega guy. I swear he's always in heat but me too when his sexy ass is on screen, my lord.” “This show needs to lock in bc i cant bring myself to hate it.” “REF DO SOMETHING. NURSE HE GOT OUT AGAIN. Gorgeous scene with Hua Yong and Sheng i think. GORGEOUS. So everyone is going to hell. So the same thing happened it was just flipped. You know what hell yeah.” This was the rape scene that I had genuinely no idea what was happening and people who were also watching, were pissed about this and I low-key did not know what was happening. I can’t even lie. “S Tier Alpha? Worse?” This show is so addictive. “GAO TU PREGNANCY ERAAAAA. Mr. Shen is a dumb piece of shit and if he wasn’t so fucking dumb he would have connected the dots already. Dumb bag of rocks. Hua yong is such a good manipulator I lowkey forgot why we were mad at him.” “If you stab someone in a fatal spot and they get up and keep moving RUN. Especially run if they rub their blood on them as well.” “Yeah, I lowkey became so obsessed with Hua Yong and Sheng's dynamic at the end. Hua Yong loves the child only because it's sheng. I thought that was very romantic. The ending bruhhh.”

I would sacrifice my entire bloodline if it means I can watch this shit for the first time again. Watch this shit, rewatch this shit, watch this shit in the bathtub, even while you’re sleeping bro, in the air even, just watch this shit. Okay bye!

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A fantastic show that lacked some plot but in a good way fr fr

A phenomenal show, I can’t even lie. The plot gets boring in the middle, but then it picks back up for a fantastic ending. I would give it an 8.85, so a 9 out of 10. So I am gonna say what I like, what I didn't, and then an overall view.

What I liked. The story and the plot. I love the fake dating trope more than anything. I can’t even lie, it's so good, but it is always done fucking terribly, but they stuck THEIR FOOT INTO THIS. The setup was great, with the car crash and the mind-reading, it was all so good. Speaking of the mind-reading, I think that was great. Having something that can stop the mind reading, it holds them back, and then the fact that it's genetic. GREAT. Also amazing chemistry from BigPark. Like they always have good chemistry, like in their TikToks and monster next door, but THIS WAS A NEW LEVEL. I don't know what training they did, but this was great. You can feel it from the start, and it's not too much or doesn't seem fake. I also liked the characters; besides Apos' brother, he made me so angry, I can't lie. I think everyone did a good job and really brought the show to life. Their sex scenes! Those were GAS. Oh my lord, especially with the mind-reading shit, I fear I am gonna need a special episode just for them doing that shit because that was crazyyyyyy. Especially at the endddd holy fuckkkk. It was the best thing ever. While I think our side couple had some flaws, they were still great with their awkward kissing. THE PARENTS. I love how they flipped from who was hating and who wasn't, because genuinely, that was so real. The dads' breakdown bit was also really good, and I enjoyed it a lot, I can't lie. The way it all came crashing down right when they were gonna get their happy ending felt so good, and I don't know why. Their loveless arranged marriage also broke me, oh my god, that was so real, and that's why the mom was so scared, because that's what happened to her. And the dad, just the thought of losing this woman he has grown to love broke him, and I love that. Another thing I liked was our villain, of course, not the way his story ended, that was bad, but all of his build-up, it was so fucking perfect I can't. The fact that he may have loved ya at one point, but the love was gone now, and all he wanted was money was FANTASTIC, and my husband did a great job with that. The happy facade slowly cracking off into this literal killing machine. THE REAL APO. Great acting on Parks' part because that felt like genuinely two different people, and he has genuinely gotten so much better at acting, so phenomenal job. Also, real apo character work was GREAT. Of course, he's still him, but he's changed, for someone that he actually loves beyond the superficial, just like Thorn loves Ya (Also, as I am rereading my review, I just realized they call him Ya because his name is SuriYA. I am so dumb). Very cute. I wish they had gone into that more, but then again, not his story lol. I think that might be it. The pacing at the end, I really enjoyed it, didn’t feel rushed. It felt genuine, like oh, it’s very suspenseful and very like oh my God, what’s gonna happen next, and I liked that. Also, something about this show was fucking addictive because I finished it on time, and I watched each episode every day it came out, besides the 9th one, because we had finals, but this had me sold.

Starting off with what I didn’t like. The plot towards the middle, specifically around the theme park part, felt like a very bad filler episode, and that kind of made me mad. Like, I feel like we could have put some more lore hinting that Yi was the evil guy, but no, we wanna go the fuck ass theme park, oh my lord, don't piss me off. Another thing I didn’t like was the side couple and their placement. It felt very random, and I can't lie that dynamic pissed me off towards the middle because he obviously fucking likes you, what's your problem? That felt like a waste of time and lowkey made me mad. I wish they did more with the real apo at the end. Like, I wish they showed him with his lover, showing that he actually moved on and not just saying that, but yeah, just a little bit more with that would’ve been good. I can't think of anything else right now, but there might be more. OH YES I CAN. The ending for our villain, terribly fucking way to go out. I hate that after all that, he died in a car accident. We should have had a final stand-off, or done something where he rots in jail and doesn't get let off easy. That just made me angry. Okay, that's it.

Overall time, I actually watched this show as it came out, so I am proud of myself. Okay, starting off this show was very embarrassing, lmao, and I was so happy to see BigPark again because they have such good chemistry, and I love them. Also, Keng and Namping cameo...I was very obsessed with this show and writing one sentence reviews lmao. I loved how Thaila was in love with him in this world, and then he was in love with him in the other world, very cute parallel. THE MIND READING SHIT GOT SO FREAKY SO FAST, AND I FUCKING LOVED IT. I love it when they put Big's hair down; he looks so fucking hot like that. "That's freaky on g. OH HELL NO. SURIYA GO HANDLE THIS BITCH." Idk what I was yapping about, but this is so funny lmao. They started to get really good at kissing lmao. Episode 6 was when their dynamic changed, and the show just started to get better. I like how they connect to the two worlds, very interesting. As the show started to end, we got more lore and background, and I enjoyed that. The more lore we got with the parents and everyone, just made the show so much better, I can't even lie. A great way to end off a fantastic fucking show.

I would recommend this 100 percent. I think while the plot gets a little boring towards the middle, it picks back up, and this is a fun and cute watch. Okay bye!

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all your perfect imperfections

I love them so much I might explode. This was such a good show and you should definitely watch it. I would give it a 9.5 out of 10 (welcome to the 9.5 crew). So let's get into it.

Starting off with what I liked. Everything. Can I say that? Sea and Jimmy are my actual daddies and I love everything they are in. Sea’s acting as usual was immaculate and had me believing he actually had powers lmaooo. Jimmy as well, he is really good with the nonchalant head over heels characters. Oh my god, I love them. Their chemistry was especially good in this and I loved everything about it. I enjoyed the cards at the start of each episode I think that was really cute. AHH AND THE HOUSE. I like how the house symbolizes their relationship in a way and also Seas' past trauma and I low-key thought that was really interesting and I very very much enjoyed that. Also that random ass bathroom scene. YES. Whoever put that in 100 times yes because it’s truly a delight. I like the plot in this, I thought it was cute, wasn’t overly dramatic, but it also had like some good aspects to it and it was just a nice watch. Well I think the villain had a lot of flaws. But I like the final standoff bit. Where like Jimmy shoves First in the wall and he does dent the wall, which was cool but I really enjoyed that for some reason and it was like I’m literally your friend why would you ever try to kill me and bro didnt have a good reason and I thought that was interesting. I was gonna put more on the villain on what I didn’t like but now that I’m thinking about it I thought it was pretty interesting because like jealousy is one hell of a thing and he’s like he didn’t have a reason to do it because this guy is like he’s genuinely your best friend and you betrayed him like that and try to kill him and he’s like I don’t even have a reason and I think that that’s a good Villain part. NUT THE MUTE BROTHERRRR. He’s literally loved my life, and I would give my life for him not even trying to be dramatic. The ending like the interview part was the cutest fucking thing ever I might explode into 1 million pieces. Maybe it’s because it felt like Jimmy Sea instead of thap and in, it was the cutest shit ever and I can’t get that shit out of my head and if I was only rating on that scene, this would be a 20 out of 10. They are so fucking cute. Oh my God if you’re gonna watch for nothing else, but that, just watch it for that cause it was fantastic completely irrelevant to the plot I fear but it was amazing and one of my favorite scenes.  Another thing I really enjoyed was the way they showed him grieving. I think that it was genuinely so perfect in this imperfect way like turns off his phone and is he’s there like a month that was fantastic. I think I already talked about their dynamic, but it started off like pretty bad and then something just like clicked and it changed and it got so fucking good. Oh my God fantastic fucking dynamic from these two.

What I didn’t like was that we spent literally so long in that fucking vacation house like I understand that was probably the point of the show and I should’ve read the description but like oh my God we were in there for so fucking long. It was crazy. Besides the inspector and like the bad guys nobody else served a purpose and the weird side couple between the inspector and the doctor guy. I love that for them that was cute but it was so fucking irrelevant. I’m like what is even happening?  Another thing I didn’t like was that the main reason they were in the house is cause he was he had a hit on his head, but what was the point of that guy and his wife like him poisoning his wife what did that have to do with anything? I think I missed that, but it was like a main point in the thing because we thought that guy was after him. But I think I missed why that was relevant and we kept going back to it and I’m like I don’t care at all. I didn’t like how pushy Jimmy‘s character was at the start. I think that’s the point but I feel like they could’ve done that more like a hands-off cut away cause he was so fucking pushy and that pissed me off.  The ex I know that it’s like a thing oh my God, Book coming in to ruin their show because they always ruined his show but like you serve zero purpose where did you even come from HOW DO YOU SPELL IRRELEVANT? I feel like maybe if they mentioned it earlier, it would’ve been better but they didn’t and it came out of left fucking field with this goddamn intro, music, and goddamn title bitch get the fuck off my screen and run me my motherfucking money. 

A fantastic step up. “Oh my God, why can’t they just have a normal show?” “I’m literally so obsessed with the show, and it’s only the second episode.” “I love when they are each other's type that's my fave trope. “Soft and fluffy.” Lmao. Everyone keeps mentioning that he's his type so this should go interesting!!! I really like the enemies-to-lovers vibe. Well, not exactly it definitely has that vibe. I also love the cards that each episode is based on. I think that’s fun. The way bro is grieving is not healthy at all my lord. But I understand. SEAAA BROOOO. Sexy ass fucker. He's so hot.” “I think the symbolism is good. It’s interesting. Like how he’s having him fix stuff from the house and it’s like symbolizing the healing and like I guess fixing his broken heart. I think that’s fun.” “THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE AIR BECAUSE THEIR DYNAMIC JUST CHANGEDDDDDD OH YEAH!!!!” “Also if Jimmy got on his knees for me I would fold immediately, wherever and whenever.” “Bro i be dozing when the plot goes back to Bangkok. That's why he has so much guilt because he indirectly killed them. Thap is such a good guy.” “I would nuke the entire building if my doctor daddy got shot.” “But I understand, I understand so much. Fear of hurting him and blaming yourself for everything. I understand I really do. The light draining in Thap's eyes when he realized it wasn't In. If he takes sleeping pills to avoid talking to THAT MAN IS NOT YOUR MAN. I’m low-key so obsessed with this show.” “He still cried because that was his friend before anything.” “I think that thaps character is pretty interesting and definitely needs to work on his emotions and this show i think did him very well. I also like In as well. The two of them both had very good character development. Fixing things and making them better. They make each other better. Does In have a job?”

This show is so cute oh my lord. Watch it one hundred times over. Okay bye!

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ABSOLUTE BALL FEST

OK, I hardly remember this show but I’m gonna write a review based on memory. I would give it like a 5.5 out of 10 and it’s only that high because I fuck with the actors a lot. So we’re gonna get into what I liked, but I didn’t like, and then a little final thought overview kind of thing. This review is really short because I can’t remember anything and it’s mainly just me hating on the show.

What I liked. The actors low-key have a lot of chemistry and they’re low-key really cute together. They also have another short drama together, which is also ass but I think it’s really cute. And that’s about it. The rest of the show was absolute BALL FEST which I define as 10 counts of motherfucking bullshit. Oh and you know, my ass ate up the debt plot. And then yeah.

What I didn’t like was the main plot being a teacher-student relationship. FUCK NO. I genuinely do not hate anything more than I hate this trope. This trope is weird. It is disgusting and the fact that the guy is in high school, I think, makes it 10 times worse bitch. That’s truly one of the main reasons why you should not watch this shit. Also what I didn’t like was their power dynamic. You know my ass hates power dynamics, but the fact that it was like flipped, made it worse, cause why was he grooming his fucking teacher? Like I don’t know who in the right fucking mind came up with this bullshit but when I catch them, I’m kicking their ass. And the fact that nobody like said anything nobody stopped them. Nobody thought this was weird. A TEACHER AND A HIGH SCHOOLER. Also what I didn’t like about the student's character was, he is a spoiled, fucking brat, and not even in a good way cause you could do that in like a good spicy way, but he was a brat and a bitch and made this an unfathomably hard thing to watch. Terrible plot, terrible characters. Like they could’ve made this work actually they couldn’t but like they could’ve worked on character development they could’ve made it a non-teacher student romance. They could’ve made him in college at least like a senior in college. I’m not trying to justify it right now, but the fact that he was a fucking high school student and HE was grooming, his damn teacher makes it so bad. And they try to stick so many fucking plots into this and none of them hit. In fact not even your main plot hit, why would you fucking bring other plots to this that does not make any fucking sense? That’s all I can think of.

DO NOT WATCH THIS. Okay bye!

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ten counts of BS

Be for real what even was this? I am gonna try really hard to say good things about this show. Starting off I would give it a 6 out of 10 and that's being generous. I am gonna say what I liked and what I didnt like and then a wrap-up. Yay…

What I liked, absolutely fucking nothing besides Winner’s sexy ass and him being shirtless. He is genuinely such eye candy and a pleasure to see every time he comes on screen. Also, the other guy grew on me and he was also eye candy. Their sex scenes. The one at the start I ate all the way up. And the episode 47 left-field sex scene, immaculate. Next up their chemistry. I thought it was actually really good and I felt like I was interrupting something lmao. I think it also has to do with them being sexy, but eh. Also, the dynamic they had in the show. If you read my reviews you know I HATE power dynamics but theirs was lowkey really good and had me dead and spread. I also liked the slaps and I thought they were very funny. The bet was interesting as well but I lost the point after the first couple of episodes. And finally, the uniforms were so cute, and the acting. The actors did a good job and it is a SHAME they were just given a miserable plot.

What I didn’t like, every fucking thing. I paid for this shit for the love of the game. I have so many regrets. The weird incestual relationship between Tonya and Leo was so fucking weird. I’m like what the fuck are we doing? He sees her as like his God and that’s so fucking weird. I don’t know what they were smoking making this fucking show but they need to pass that shit cause what the fuck did I just watch? Another thing I didn’t like was that miserable fucking plot. Why did it jump around so much? Like we tried to make so many things stick, but we only have like an hour like why do we do that? The random fucking scissors. Like if you don’t snatch that shit out of her hand, bro. Why did we keep jumping around to different places holy fuck can we pick one place and stay there? What the fuck? Went to damn near 52 places in the 52 episodes bro. The random ass irrelevant family lore like I wanna see THESE PEOPLE BENT OVER not trauma dumping. Another thing I didn’t like was the background with the kids AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A DAMN. Also, they needed more character work. WE NEED TO STOP GOING TO PARTIES AND WORK ON CHARACTERS. And the student body president bullshit why did we even make that part of a plot like what the fuck. And why does he have bodyguards if he's the Prime Minister's son like what? My final thing is the random ass super mega happy ending like why did we have guns? I’m so confused.

And yeah. Don’t watch this shit but if you’re going to watch it for Winner because he’s really really hot. Okay bye!

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a nice guy turned evil by society

This was so fantastic, my lord. I missed them so much, and I would give my life for them. I would give it a 9 out of 10. You guys know the drill: what I liked, what I didn't, and then an overview. LET'S HIT IT TO THE BEAT, BABY.

What I liked. It's KristSingto. Sotus was my first Thai drama, so I have a heavy bias towards them and any show they are in. And I met them as well, so I am even more fucking biased, but swear. I enjoyed Phi's character. I don't know, I was really into it, and just seeing Krist play an explosive character was so fun. I also liked that he wasn't over his ex and even before Tam showed up, he was still thinking about him, and usually that's not great, but in the context of this show, it was fantastic. The storyline. I think the first episode is incredibly hard to get through, and I will talk about that later, but it truly gets so fucking good. I was rewatching shit before I even finished it lmao. I liked the "villains." They were really fun, and I think it's because I have never seen those two play characters like this; I ate it all the way up. They were well written at the start, and then towards the end they faded out, but they were kind of like the "its all in your head" villains, and it was great. The sex scenes MY FUCKING LORD. HOW DO WE HAVE THAT MUCH CHEMISTRY AFTER TEN FUCKING YEARSSS? My lord. Okay, so of course, both Krist and Singto have different acting skills than they did back in the day, and the two of them look different, but my god, we came back and we were ready to mother fucking rumble BITCHHHH. Someone was talking about their weight gain online and being negative about it, and I was on god, going to do some unspeakable acts to them because there is no way. Of course, they have gained weight, and oh my god, I was melting every time the two of them took their shirts off, ya girl was in a puddle. I physically didnt know what to do with myself. I have a thing for their body types, I fear. Oh god, I am gonna rewatch, but with one hand this time. I joke, I joke...yeah, for definitely a joke. I liked their dynamic. It was a rock, paper, scissors kind of thing, and I love that. Rock, paper, scissors dynamic, I say, is like a switching thing. Of course, I don't know if they were doing that, and set positions are weird, but fuckkk. I loved it. They were both dominant and submissive at the same time, my lord. BACK TO PHI'S CHARACTER, THE FUCKING DOMINANT SIDE OF HIM, MY LORD. I AM WET. Okay, that is all I can think of right now. THE SEDUCING SCENE, MY LORD I REWATCHED THAT SHIT 30 TIMES NO JOKE AND HAD TO FORCE MYSELF TO MOVE ON LMAO.

Starting off with what I didn't like. Tam's character, fuck. Okay, for the most part, it was good, but the reason why he left Phi pissed me all the way off. And the way he was fucking with him also made me angry. Uh what else. The first episode. I started this show 3 times and I couldn't get through the first episode, actually the first PART of the episode. It was so incredibly boring I had to strap myself down to a chair to get through it. And then when the coffee scene happened, I was like Why is this lowkey good as hell. But yeah, it was boringgggg. THE CAT PLOT. Bro, what the fuck are we even doing? The cat was so cute, and it was so cute that Tam refers to Phi as the cat's dad, but it just got so mehhh, and I was like What are we even doing right now? The end of our villains. I think they should have had more of like a crashing down moment, because what they did was just meh. I also didn't like the end ENDING. Like, oh, we have our certificates, now we are going to take a picture. They should have ended it at the wedding or after they came back to that scene, because that ending pissed me off. Yeah, that is all I can think of. The random ass island scene? Bro, what the fuck are we even doing? I lowkey ate it up, but it was so fucking random, my lord.

Now it is time for my overview. They are the equivalent of my irl parents getting back together, which was all weird to think about. I was thirsting over Singto because I do not remember him being that sexy. I was very interested in why they broke up, and they set that up nicely. The hazers had me so happy. Stuck on an ex. "WHY WAS THAT EP 3 HOURS LONG?" The seducing scene, I was dead. This show was all types of addictive. I met them and they were so hot. KRIST CODE SWITCHING IN THIS HAD ME DEAD. The car kissing scene. Random ass island scene. Cute.

I would recommend this one hundred times over, and I have rewatched this so many times already. Yeah. Okay bye!

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What it takes to be a star

This show was so damn good, my god. I would definitely recommend it, and I gave it a 9.2 out of 10. There is a reason the rating is so high on my drama list. Quick thing before we start, because this happens at the start of the show, and I feel like I could talk about it here because it relates to the headline. The saddest part about this show was the fact that Armin didn't die on impact immediately. His final moments were spent getting his picture taken as his head bled out, and no one helped him. Okay, so let's get into it.

What I liked about the show. Well the plot started off really strong, and it ended really well as well. They did a good job of filling in the plot holes as the show went. It was really enjoyable and not too much. They had such good chemistry my god. Pond just has good chemistry with everyone for real for real. He is why I was watching this show, and then I ended up staying for him and Wenai. Their chemistry was so good and made the show so fun. The scenes felt so much more real because of their unreal chemistry. What else? I really like what they did with the side characters. I think they did that very well. Like Wenai and Janine were such good additions to this show. Especially their little romance towards the end, which was very cute. Also, the managers weren't like morally good characters, but I think that their developments and stuff like that were very good. They weren’t the main villains, but very good sidekicks and kept me interested in what was gonna happen next. The uncut scenes were also very good, even though I couldn’t really enjoy them towards the end because I was on a plane. I think they were very well done and not really over the top. I might come up with something else, but as of right now, that’s it. This was a really good show. I also really like the connections throughout like connecting the different characters to his present life and also how it was gonna end. I really really like Tada having nightmares and connecting with our boy was a really good addition. It was a little confusing at first and stayed pretty confusing towards the end, but it was still really good and I had fun with that. ALSO I LOVE THAT POND DIDNT CODE SWITCH TO PLAY A BOTTOM.

What I didn’t like there’s not a lot, but it’s kind of like big things. I think starting off the first four episodes, they were good, but I think they could’ve done more with the romance. Because when they kissed for the first time, it felt very rushed and very forced, and I didn’t really like that. Like of course, their chemistry in the plot got better as the show progressed, but I wish they had set their romance up better. Next up is the villains, so like Ren and Thitwit and whoever else were the villains fuck they were ASS. These weird ass temper tantrum crash-outs were the most annoying thing ever and it got old so fast. Also they should have killed off Ren instead of having him go off with his mom. Shit ass way to go out. I also wish they did more with that sexy guy instead of just being like oh he came around. We don’t really know when but he did come around like get out of my face. There's something else but I'm gonna do the overall one first and then come back. I wished they did the time changes better like at the start, i was so confused. I remember the thing I didn't like. I wish they made it feel more 1997 vibe and not just 2025 with flip phones. They needed to play into that a little bit more and that would have brought this amazing show over the top.

Okay! I was here for Pond lmao. The start of this show was great and I was already messing with it right off the bat. Changing unchangeable fate. Tada started growing on me so fast my god. Why did Armin have so many OPPS? I swear a new person was sliding in every minute. Also, the guy who played Wenai is the hottest man I have ever seen in my 18 years on this earth. Armin is so fucking embarrassing i was cringing so much. "Nurse, they let him out again ah look." Was my headline for episode 3. Pond's sexy ass voice I am brought to my knees. His fate started to fall into place when he started to fall for Tada. There were so many misunderstandings in this show and they were getting on my nerves. "I'm trying to be that pool water." Was my caption lmao. These next ones are plane episodes, I think. POND IS SO SEXY I CAN'T. Missed opportunity with ren and thititwit bro. I really didn't understand why all of the hates still hated him? Like it was a destiny to hate him. Episode 8 really pissed me off with all the running around in circles shit, like let's get a fucking move on, you whores. A heavy case of you can't change everything. A dog-eat-dog world, dude. This became a doomed yaoi so fast. TD was supposed to meet ARMIN AND THEN THAT BITCH DIED. I AM GONNA KMS. Wenai and Jaine bro. The whole thing with Thitiwit liking Tada was so weird, but I kind of expected it in a way. The ending was so good, and I am so sad that it is over. Oh my god.

I would 100 percent recommend this show, and I really don't know what I am going to do with myself now. Probably rewatch the show a bunch. Definitely. Okay, well, have a good day. Okay bye!

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Actually a very cute show

Okay, so I am changing the way I do ratings because the other was lowkey boring (I lied I am not). The drama gets an 8.916 out of 10 for me, so I will round that to a 9 out of 10. Overall it was pretty good and a nice cute watch.

Monster Next Door, it was a romance, and yeah. (THE ACTORS HAVE A 7-YEAR AGE GAP IN REAL LIFE). I know one of the actors from Two Moons the Ambassador and the other one from Big Dragon and Step by Step, but seeing them together was new and I didn't hate it actually.

So the plot follows Diew a first-year who is an introvert and god is his next-door neighbor who is a third year (and for some reason in freshmen dorms) and an extrovert. They start by talking over their balconies and then more stuff happens and then they fall in love, yay! I think that they did the plot pretty well, I think it was an interesting premise done pretty well. The tone was lighthearted and fun and I genuinely did enjoy it. I saw a lot of good things about him and they were justified because it's a cute watch and not really much of a thinker. I think they did the pacing really nice and it was a slow burn but didn't feel like it if that makes sense. It had this joking nostalgic vibe to it while also adding its own twist to things.

Let's break it down by episode because I waited way too long to write this lmao. I started making edits of Thai actors and I can't stop. This was such a good show bro. The first year and third year in the same dorm room were wack but that's fine. The dynamic was pretty nice and i liked it a lot not gonna lie. And i dont know what the fuck a midnight solitary is but that's nice.

Back with their dynamic, i love the extroverted x introverted trope. God is just such a good guy and he lights up the room and i really need someone like that. The vibe of the show was just a nice break and it was nothing special but that's what made it nice. Turtles scare me so much. I love the blonde hair on the actor who plays diew, i saw him in another show and i like the blonde brings out his features so much better. The actor who plays god, big (only know that because i made an edit of him) is so handsome and i cant explain it. uh introducing whatever beer and wan have going on, i wish they developed them more because i feel like they didn't do anything with but did so much at the same time. This show also had me freaking out about college because holy fuck, what is my roommate is like wan? Uh we could tell right off the bat that beer and wan had tension, they just got a really shitty plot. Friends from the moon, the shity ass band that was so not relevant but a nice plot deviation.

One thing i didnt like, i had to pay for Wetv bro. Yeah the man singer in the band was the only good villain in this and he wasnt even that good of a villain, he just didn't like god at all and it never got better and he only tolerated him because their boyfriends were friends. But gods freinds were opps lmao. Also, God balling out with his fucking wingspan (he's 6'2 its on his instagram), he is so fine. I also am a INTJ Architect, which i dont know what that means but i took the mbi thing.

God's characters was one of the best because he was just really nice guy and it was just really well done. And i talked bout how he gives off daddy energy which i still stand by lmao. God wanted Diew so bad. The way his expression changed when he saw diew, oh my god bro i want him. And that daddy dom energy continues because holy fuck.

Also uh jane. I fucking hate her and they didnt develop her villian at all and i just felt like she was still a villain even though she had a shity apology. everything about the villains, they were so many one off's that had no fucking point at all. and the confession bit felt very awkward.

God's face is so expressional that i can tell everything and him when jane came in and he is just like giving that off vibe which we see more later but he is so damn jealous and its lowkey sexy till the end but we will get to that. "Change for the better is good, but if the change is affecting your mental health and self esteem, then that's not good change." me bro. uh this was diew and his pedo ass ex and i think that was the moral of the story and it was pretty good.

The titles on wetv for the different episodes was cute. Win and God are the same person just different fonts. They had such good chemistry, it was crazy. Just their whole everything fuck they are so cute.

The first year third shit continued to lay heavy in my mind because what the hell. the angel devil shit was so funny and very cute. It just adds to the charm so much. I still dont know why he had the picture of his ex bro, that was pissing me off. Gof is the only man you need. His back is big enough to help you with all of your problems. like not big back big back but that physically. Fuck he needed to take his shirt off more. Wan and beer was such a case of weaponized incompetence and i hate when shows do that. and then i started thinking about the ex bro. The ex is done with vet school. VET SCHOOL. wait i just asked my friends who wants to be a vet and that is 4 extra years of school on top of the 4, so thats 8. and they were dating when he as in high school, so do the math on that, that is pedo. "You're jealous, but you should be calling the police." I said they werent going to touch on the jealous but they did, and they fucking ran with it. It was like crazy jealous and it was very weird.

He resented his mom and i think they should play into it more. They did so muh better on this and t was one of my favorite parts on his bro. He loved his dad a lot and his mom was a hands off parent, thats why he resented her so much. "Diew is uncomfortable because God‘s treating him like a baby, but it’s not necessarily being treated like a baby. It’s just a way of showing love, but he wouldn’t know that because his ex is a pedophile who said that" I liked how the show showcased that bro. "That “babe” or “teerak” made me feel things I didn’t know I needed to be felt. Daddy who? Oh, my fuck. It's been like 10 minutes and I keep going back." I am so in love with god is crazy, gonna rewatch this episode. The sex scene i am remembering that now bro it was so great bro.

The whole jealousy thing. "I understand both of their sides completely. They are both the same in the aspect of they don’t tell each other things directly. God is a terrible boyfriend. He is scared of this guy and you are gonna let jealousy blind you." God was being so annoying and lowkey really toxic, it was insane. like i love him but it was like a what the fuck. it was like a holy shit, he got toxic so fast and hes a big bitch so it was scary.

"God is a fucking crash out because this snowballed so fast." CRASH OUT BRO, BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL. "God and Diew have made up. Wan and Beer are being weird and having a conversation shirtless in their room. You can never go back to a normal friendship after a confession. This is why people keep their emotions bottled up. "Can you kiss me?" Nah we are gonna make out again. You can never go back and it is a damn shame, but that friendship will never be the same no matter how much you try. I love hugs in dramas, i wished they did these more. They are so cute. It brings me some much joy. Romantic hugs are just perfect. They are freaks and I could just tell from the start. I still love their dynamic to bits. Why did he take his shirt off so fast? Moring kiss. with your shirt off yeah fucking right. FUCCKKKKKK. FORGOT ABOOUT HER. For once i do not know what you should do."

"Actually forgot about his mom and there is no way to dig yourself out of the hole you are now in. The mom is unintentionally putting his son in a bubble and making him resent her. This is what my mom is doing as well and when i get to college i will finally be free. Talk about turtles, have sex, wish God would beat me like he beats the drums, normal couple stuff. God going into auto-protect mode is so sexy. I would touch that sweaty back any day of the week, just saying. I love the parallels. Love the parallels. One thing this show had was a lot of one off villians, which was weird.They resolved like one of them and the other ones just didnt get resolved. Awe. That was actually really cute."

This was a really cute show and i am going to watch this shit again. i would recommend this. Okay bye!

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It is giving my school president but more realistic

That was actually really cute. Gonna rate Love Sea first though. Just rated Love Sea, and now I am on to this. 8.875 out of 10. So 9 out of 10 and the second one I have given today. This was cute and a nice watch. Spoiler time!

It was a very cute start; the intro was very funny and the songs were really good. "The actors were born in 2005; I'm very close in age to both of them. Extremely scary." Insane but they were both very cute and I was excited. We had a case of puppy love at first sight. And it was one-sided love at first sight.

"They are actually so cute and I love them. The actors are good-looking as well, so this should be fun. These kids actually look like they are in high school. Opps on the first day of school is crazy." I was laughing my ass off, bro; this shit was so fucking funny. I wish they developed Kang's dad more; Bro got two scenes and one of them was him getting run over. It is the whole thing with the tablet but in the end, he ends up using it anyway, so I wish they did more with that because we could have had a crazy bryonic hero. "Great communication between these two." It was a little bit boring but they were cute.

"They are cute and it is nice to see puppy love after watching special things. Such a cutie, holy fuck. Fallen for Kang already? Girl, you all have barely interacted; this seems like a case of forced proximity so this is cute." It was very much a case of this and he clung to him because he was alone and in a new environment, he was the first one to give him the attention that he had always craved. I was hating on the music but it was actually really good. Tae and Yos with their weird one-sided love dynamic, that they tried to develop but lowkey failed miserably, but it ended up all working out in the end. This was very realistic with Moo and his 2.0 and falling asleep in class. Very realistic, and was nice to see. Moo and his looks were for real getting me through this show.

This show lowkey took me a long time to finish. Considering I was beasting through shows in 2 days, this one took me almost all of this week to finish. "It’s really cute and I need something like this because I can’t stand these negative ass crazy ass fucking shows." "Kang is very much speaking the truth because well I do think Moo likes him. He does bring up a good point about him not actually liking him and him just being lonely because he’s here alone and it’s a new environment so he clicks to the first person who gives him attention very good point, this show, very good point." Also Tae and Yos, from the start, had this weird more than friends dynamic and I wish they developed it better. "Moo now has a friend, phayos or whatever the bitch. Moo is actually such a cutie and a sweetheart. Comfort hoodie, that is Moo's comfort hoodie. Got so sidetracked doing songs over Thai dramas for this scene of phayors or whatever and tay. They are so wildflower-coded. I can't, it makes me want to vomit and cry. They are kissing in this awkward ass pose lol"

"Kang is valid in his feelings of not being ready to date." Tae was a super senior lol. "This is oddly romantic in this locker next to a trash bag." Also deep shit: "You only miss people's company when they are gone and you realize how much you like them." That was the main character dynamic. Kang and that blue hat were making me feel some kind of way bro. Kai Palo lowkey looks bomb.

"Good for Moo for trying to be unapologetically himself. I think that is a nice break from all of the perfect characters I have been seeing in these. There is tension with this eye contact. Kang is down bad; he just can't come to terms with it. His mom and he are talking so openly, but she is sending him away, lol. Oh, Kang blames himself for his dad's death. OKAY ABS. OKAY 6 PACK HELLO."

We were finally caught up and got a full-circle moment from the start. Tae was fucking crazy it was insane. I did like this show a lot because it took my mind off everything in my life. My dog died this morning and this show actually brought me so much joy and made me smile a lot.

"hey are very cute together. Stop making him call you nong you freak. Moo is so freaking cute I can't get over it. That mood change just gave me whiplash. I doubt they will do anything but the tension got me fucked up. This show is very much cheering me up right now, thank the lord. I know they aren't going to do anything but the freaky ass look (had to rewind) Moo gave him at 7:10. FREAK. The music change." "Talking about the future 3 days into dating is insane, but I am working with it. I love romantic moments like this. Very cute very manure. The neck holding and the waist holding as they awkwardly rock back and forth. That is love. 1/4 of this episode, was very romantic." Very meta very manure.

"I wonder how they are going to pan the rest of this out. They are making out on the bed, very cutesy very manure. First night core and they are already macking dude. Moo looks sad but also happy.  "My door will be unlocked." MOO IS A FREAK DUDE. Moo wants to be in Kang's skin dude. Kang also folds very easily when it comes to moo. They look great in this lighting on the couch. They're going to have some no-dating contract I already know." Got that shit straight on lol. "That is kinda shattering for Moo. Moo does not give a fuck dude. That is real, unapologetically himself. That is refreshing having someone who loves their partner and doesn't give two fucks."

"He loves Kang but he also loves being an idol. No, because if I was signing my life away I would read that shit back and front. I really don't understand dating bans on idols, like its not that serious if they are dating, like the fans can't even date them anyway. Just fake break up with him and you all can just mack in your apartment." This did not happen because Moo is so fucking down bad it is insane. The timeline in this was fucking wack dude.

I think I would crash out if my cousin was going behind my back with my ex-boyfriend. I would BE FUCKING TWEAKING. Why do we keep jumping around" in this crazy ass timeline? Just stay on track for like two episodes at least. The show was doing the whole thing was Shone good because I was losing my fucking mind. "Tweaking dude. Shone is a bitch. Knowing my cousin likes my man and is actively still going after him after we broke up. I WOULD TWEAK. That makes me genuinely angry. Good job kang. "Just in case you change your mind." I WOULD FUCKING TWEAK IF I WAS MOO." More shone hate: "I WOULD FUCKING TWEAK FUCKING TWEAK. Just knocked him the fuck out. Knocked his ass out, dude."

Reunion already, y'all graduated like 2 years ago. JANG. Neth and Jang, the couple we didn't know we needed. 3 out of the 4 Gump members are the same age. Are they gonna dance in their uniforms? Oh, thank god. Fuck out my face, embarrassing. Why is Kang at their high school reunion? The bracelet is cute. Was is their age gap? It is 2 years according to Reddit, a source that has never let me down. MACKING AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL REUION IS INSANE. The people in the back need a raise. Jang and Neth the relationship we all wanted but weren't ready for. "Here we go. How did these two hit it off? When did the spark happen?" Great question lmao. Louis was either gonna be with her or book lol. This is giving my school dances. FORCE, I was hoping for it but I did not think they were going to do that. Force and book are dating in this. Ariana, what are you doing here? His mom and Kang's mom are good friends now. Okay, that was cute. Bonus scenes. I wish they did the narration throughout because that would have been cute. This ending sounds like a Kayne West song. And we are done."

Uh, I wished they filled a lot of the plotholes toward the end but it was a nice happy ending love to see it. Would I recommend it? Yeah, it was cute but a little boring. Do what you want man, I don't care. Okay bye!

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