BurntBaguettes

1 hour 30 minutes of awful CGI and sweaty ass leng feng

Okay so I wrote the original review for this and that's in quotes and the rest is an analysis of what I am saying and wolf warrior diplomacy. If you are not my IR teacher, the movie sucked, and don't waste your time, if you are, keep reading. 6/10.

Through its chaotic narrative and heavy-handed portrayal of nationalism, Wolf Warrior serves as a cinematic reflection of "Wolf Warrior Diplomacy," China’s assertive and often combative approach to international relations. YAY IR!

I think that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy reflects China's increasingly aggressive stance in international relations, like said previously, shifting from a hide your strength, bide your time shit to one that unapologetically asserts China's interests. This combative diplomatic style became very prominent after this shity-ass movie., hence the name Wolf Warrior Diplomacy. This is seen through Leng Feng’s character and the film’s portrayal of Western antagonists and Chinese drug dealers.

"The Westerners just dropped like 6 bodies, holy fuck," really just goes to show how the film portrays Westerners as lawless aggressors who really just fight to fight, positioning them as stark antagonists to Chinese protagonists (even though Leng was also dropping bodies). The choice aligns perfectly with Wolf Warrior Diplomacy’s strategy, portraying China as a moral or better authority protecting its people from foreign threats while challenging Western dominance (which they didn't really do in the movie, but this is what they were trying to get at).

Do it for your country (patriotism and the sacrifice trope): The film’s constant reinforcement of patriotism, I fight for China" stickers, heavy use of "traitors will damn their ancestors," and Leng Feng’s courage, really align with the ideology that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy promotes: unwavering loyalty to China. Despite there the fact there is "no plot, just bad CGI and Leng Feng fucking sweating" and I think this constant "sweating" because that's all he even does, emphasizes the physical and emotional sacrifice tied to Chinese patriotism in Wolf Warrior. Leng Feng’s heroic willingness to endure any hardship for his country mirrors the message that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy wants to send, China will go to great lengths to protect its interests and citizens, regardless of the cost.

Power: I think the film highlights advanced technology and exaggerated battle scenes, "Very aggressive, shooting up the drug place," with Leng Feng and others using a "sniper," and "some of the worst battle scenes," and "a rocket launcher on the boat," intending to highlight China’s military might but in the end just showing how bad their CGI is. Through this portrayal, Wolf Warrior aims to solidify China’s image as a formidable power, just as Wolf Warrior Diplomacy seeks to assert China's technological and military advancements on the global stage.

Gender and heroism: "The women are in charge and not on the battlefield," suggesting that the film might be attempting to subtly support China’s traditional gender roles, positioning men like Leng Feng as rugged protectors and women as reserved, contributing in supportive roles and shitty ass love interests that only love leng when he steps on a landmine. Although this choice is more subtle, it feeds into the film’s underlying theme of loyalty and sacrifice, with men like Leng Feng enduring personal trauma, as seen when he “carries his fallen comrade in the rain like a badass.”

Western villains and Chinese virtue: The movie’s cartoonish portrayal of Westerners as unscrupulous drug dealers and antagonists serves to further enforce the Wolf Warrior Diplomacy narrative, painting China as a victim of Western interference and aggression. The demonization of the West and the glorification of Chinese courage serve to rally patriotic sentiment, both within China and among its global allies.

In conclusion, Wolf Warrior is a cinematic extension of Wolf Warrior Diplomacy, playing out China's diplomatic assertiveness through Leng Feng’s unwavering loyalty, the starkly portrayed Western villains, and the message that China will always defend its own. For viewers, this blend of nationalism, anti-Western sentiment, and gritty action encapsulates the ideological shift that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy represents, even if the film itself is lowkey bogged down by the "no plot, just bad CGI." This style aims not only to entertain but also to inspire a sense of national pride, through a sweat-soaked, action-heavy spectacle that was so terrible that I will never get that 1 hour and 30 minutes back. Do not watch this shit. Okay bye!

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in da clurb, we all fam

This show came around in the end and I ended up really liking it. So I will rate it and then come back to review it. 8.4375 out of 10. So 8.5 out of 10. Now spoiler time!

Just got a stripper pole installed: I had work so I finished this six hours ago, but we are here now. Also, the poster shows all of our couples; I did not even realize that. "The plot that I skimmed through low-key looks interesting so I’m excited." It was pretty interesting; I just think that it didn't reach its full potential in the middle of it. I also started this over a month ago now. I recognized the actor who played Wela from Y-Destiny, which was an unneeded blast from the past lmao. Khemtid, I think his name is, was so fucking fine from the start, and the same with his mom. "I am a little confused, but I think I missed a part of the episode." This feeling didn't go away until the final two episodes. I think it is a good show; you just need to give it time and watch it spread out. It was pretty good; the whole thing with the hosts at a nightclub and dealing with the repercussions faced by society was an interesting take that is not talked about a lot. I think that they could have done the plot better because I was really confused about what was happening.

"I fuck heavy with the nerdy-smart guy being a host and technically a stripper for a nightclub." I wish that dramas did this dynamic more or something like it. I am a really big fan of the double life trope; it is just so fun. Also, I do not think hosts can have tattoos; I am actually going to look that up. Okay, I found one thing: hosts don't make a liveable wage. Maybe it is better in Thailand, but 30k to 50k a year is not good. Not in any life would that be worth it. Also, hosts aren't a really big thing outside of Japan and they usually don't allow tattoos on hosts. The more you know! I guess. "Mother is mothering." was the best subtitle I have ever seen. I also wished they did more with Khemtid and Japan's dynamic; it kind of dropped off after the first three episodes. "So are the host sex workers or what? I am confused. I really don't understand what a host is." I actually still do not know what a host is. "A host club is a place where female customers pay for the company of male hosts. Some say that women may visit host clubs because they want to be loved and taken care of or because they feel that Japanese men don't listen to women's problems. Others say that women may visit host clubs because they can get closer to hosts than they could to pop idols." Said Wikipedia and the Economist, the more you know. "It'd giving Romeo and Juliet." I still do not know what I meant by this. I liked this drama's focus on money and our society. How differently we treat people if it's unintentional was another interesting thing this drama talked about.

And then from episode 3 to now, I watched in 24 hours, because I couldn't remember why I stopped watching this. "This auction shit is all types of problematic, lol." This was one of the things I was so freaking confused about. Seiji was so fine and he actually looks like he would be a host (I mean that in a good way). "11 thousand dollars on alcohol is fucking crazy. Money is a funny thing. Just dropped 11 bands for one night with a guy you saw last night for free." I wish they developed the relationships a bit more; it's like they were trying to smash them all in one but forgot that they actually had to develop them all. "Having sex on the rules is so fucking meta, lol." This started me saying very meta, very manure. I wish they did more crazy shit like this.

"They love to make regular moments oddly sensual." I LOVE WHEN DRAMAS DO THIS. It is always so fucking fun. "There is so much happening but at the same time nothing." Also, their talking about relationships and boundaries was very real. "How wide is your boundary?" Is a good fucking line. "Do you only have the boundary with me?" Also, fire. This scene is lowkey deep as fuck. They need to have a conversation." I wish they talked about this more instead of just ending it with a kiss and pretending that everything was okay. I also wanted them to develop the club getting raided because that was such a good time for crazy villain eras, but instead, I was just fucking confused.

The worst episode because what the fuck. "Distance makes the heart grow fonder, I guess." They were a strip club but they did Ariel gymnastics instead and it was way more impressive. "His mom is so fine, a tear ran down my leg, dude, multiple for her sexy ass." I also wish they got Ken his much-needed villain-era wasted potential; instead, I was fucking confused and thinking about dropping the show.

"I am so confused, I want to like this show so bad but I am just too confused." I still don't know why that woman called the police on the club so many times I didn't understand that. "I wish they did more of them at university instead of this weird host club." They needed to alternate more for dramatic effect. "Ken is a bitch ass; I would kick his ass. He is so worried about Sejij; he isn't taking into account anybody's feelings, including Sejijs." Wasted potential with his villain era. "He and the guy with tattoos are fucking. WITHOUT A SHADOW OF DOUBT THEY ARE FUCKING. This seductive ass-back-rubbing scene, Y'ALL IS FUCKING. FUCK OUT MY FACE." The shower scene and this one, side mother fucking eye. The episodes from here on out got so much better.

Wela lying to his mom about being a host was the best development in this, I loved this. "Becoming an Ariel stripper is lowkey the dream lmao." Also, Wela and the school finding out was such a good plot and they did it so well. "People starting to look at you differently." People starting to notice you and point at you that would normally not bat an eye. Japan, Seiji, and Ken: "The way Sejiji protected Japan was so sweet. It didn't register what he said. No threesome please and thank you. WHO IS ON THE SOUNDTRACK? EAT THEM UP. NOT THE THREESOME SWEAR SWEAR. DUDE. FUCK OFF NO WAY. FUCK OUT OF MY FACE. HUH. FUCK OUT MY FACE WITH THIS SHIT. THIS A DREAM TOO, WHICH IS ALL TYPES OF PROBLEMATIC. THE BEAT IS CRAZY, THOUGH."

Friends we made along the way: I was very happy with the ending and gave it a 10 out of 10 because I think they did it really well. "This is all very impressive. The core strength is insane. Wela struggling because he fucked his leg up is peak, just keeping going. I did not know Khemtid was even going to perform. Wela looks very pretty in white. The teacher is bad as fuck." I was very amazed at everything that was happening and it was very beautiful. " Divorced parent core, they are both rich. I wish, dude. Okay, this show actually came around in the end with this friends we made along the way ass ending. Japan was like, I like Sejiji, you like Sejiji, and Sejiji likes us both, so why don't we just all date? SOLUTIONS!" Everyone was happy in the end and I liked the poly couple. Well, I am not poly myself; I think it was executed nicely and wasn't over the top and dramatic. Very meta, very manure. And it was a nice wrap-up to the show.

Would I recommend it? Yeah go for it; it had a lot of interesting takes on society and was actually pretty good at the end. Then again, do what you want; I don't care. Okay bye!

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“ I would give up the whole world just to see her smile.” - probably Donglai

Another drama done, because these are short and I have been beasting through them like crazy. Okay doing the average rating. The average is a surprisingly high 8.025 out of 10. so 8 out of 10. This was something and not in a good way. Let's break it down. I am sorry for any inappropriate things I say in this, bro, because these subtitles were bonkers and anything I say is like 10x worse in the drama. A lot of people couldn't find subtitles on IQIYI. Bitch, are you blind? If it's not there, just click the subtitles button. I now feel empty without this drama. This is a very long review.

Starting off with the first episode, what the actual fuck happened. I was so confused. There had to be a prequel for this because I was so fucking confused. Let me check, actually, because I don't even know. This stands alone; that is bonkers. Okay, starting off there is this rich-cripped guy, who I later find out is Donglai. and he was in love with this girl, who is Zhong Ling, and she has a kid who has diabetes or something, and she keeps stalking him, and the kid sees him, and he takes him back to like his house and thing, and my girl Zhong was like, Oh fuck my kid and my kids dad, aka my baby daddy, from 6 years ago, and she talks to him. already going very fast for something i was very confused about. Then Donglai toxic cripple ass gets mad and then he starts strangling her for leaving him like this, but in reality, she didnt want to leave and the girl who has had the same outfit on for the past SIX FUCKING YEARS told them to break up, Xia Xi, and she listened. okay so she only listened because donglai wouldn't be saved otherwise, which is relevant and very important to all of this but we didn't find that out until later and whatever. I was talking about how there had to be more background in that because it didn't make any sense, but then again, it was the first episode, and it was only 14 minutes. But the moral of that is to read descriptions and not just actively look for short dramas, because this is what you are going to end up with.

I was still confused as a mother fucker; they are dropping so many random ass people and i dont kno what to do or what to think. That girl who broke them up, Xia Xi, is still being as problematic as possible. I think that donglai is somehow going to give him the ability to walk again because that's how things seem to be going. random asses who are making him jealous. and charge his mom with assault and curse him for not standing up for her. I was right about most of this but the mom wasn't charged, but Xia Xi was, rightfully so.

I still very confused, and im trying to do ap lit, but the episodes keep going by so fucking fast that i cant. that was all the important information we got from those 10 minutes, and the fact that the girl who broke them up is still being a problem and a big back baby bitch, please just leave her alone, and why does he keep assaulting her? like what?

So all of the problems and stuff that is happening is that girl who broke up with the rich guy's fault. it was all her fault—actually everything. the truth is gonna come eat her ass and not nicely bro. Okay and whose child was the girl? I still have no idea what that random other child was or who they were. the truth came out and ate her ass.

She got kicked out of her house, and they are still trying to rekindle some lost feelings, and then they start fighting again. They can definitely get through this because they are smiling and happy. I understand her not wanting to tell him who the child is, but just tell him, bro, we need to further along the plot faster. and that girl getting sexually assaulted. by that random guy, Karmas a bitch, maybe not do illegal stuff then, not justifying it though. fuck xia xi, shes a bitch.

Okay like a few hours later and a nap i have come to finish this. Donglai is so handsome until he opens his mouth, like keep that pretty mouth shut for one second please. like you are still in love with her, bring down those walls and let her back in you pick me bitch. and when he passed out in episode 6, how did he get to the bathroom without his wheelchair? i'm very confused and the guy who left them alone together is the number one wingman. He definitely hit his head coming down, bro. Okay, uh, that's it really. This episode is like the cover of the iqiyi thing, which is fun. and when did he get his surgery? and how the fuck did no one know? he has people on him so much someone had to be lying and just didnt tell anyone.

This show stay stressing me the fuck out. Xia Xi was ruining everything with all her fucking dumb ass bitch ass ways bro. stressing me out for no fucking reason.

she almost ratted on herself with the pregnancy thing bro. That was crazy and him being into pregnant women at the start was crazy oh my lord. she just loves to talk and he loves to just make her mad and she fully alost rated herself out in like the 8th episode, would have spared us all of that fucking trouble holy shit. xia xi and the red haired guy were dating? or parents in crime. I still have no idea bro. Our main couple needs to figure their shit out because this is stressing me out more the aps bro. Please. And I think the dad messed up his legs on purpose to make him rely on them more. He did have something to do with it because he just needed surgery and got the feeling of his legs back, so I guess not.

She just ripped a paternity test. That’s gotta be all types of illegal. Someone with common sense would know that but i guess not.you can’t intercept stuff like that and then rip it in the hospital, that's like illegal. You can’t do that, that's illegal actually illegal. They are getting closer though which is good.

I called the part where he got his legs back. I literally called that though it was so obvious I love him back to life and surgery and also the Director did not expect him to be a bad guy, but like I kind of expected it as soon as he gave her this orange ass water And I think feel bad for the kid because he’s actually struggling and he just wants mom and dad and grandma and grandma cunt. Everything about this show is so problematic holy shit. No one likes the director get rid of him and ruin that bitch. Poor girl bro she actually is the best character in this hell hole why did he do that. I now have my headline for this OK I take it back whatever the fuck the rich guys name is and our main character are very cute together and I love them because he’s like actually cares about her instead of just like oh she’s an object she’s a toy he actually cares with her and I think that’s really really cute. And he was so willingly to give up everything for her to bring her to justice. cute, we have a ring. I am still in Apush right now. uh i am almost done. She's already having a hard time forgiving him, and he is already going back into the no-nothing, but he does have the right to know if he is the father to his child. yeah.

I am writing this as I watch the episode. I am on the fence about whose side I am on. At the same time, he has the right to know, but at the same time, she doesn't want him to take the one thing she left. and now they are kissing in this sh*t ass rain that looks fake as dick balls. This bitch, what is he doing? Why is he walking away? Whore, whore, he is a whore. This is why she didn't want you to know. You are a cute little big-back bitch. she has been a single mom for all this time Cut her some slack, holy sh*t. Donglai is going crazy with all these wackass people; never mind, he is a wackass. He gets to make his own call, but, bruh, you are acting like a child now. We have, like, 15 minutes left. Please get your sh*t together. Now she is chasing him. fuckers. annoying ass. mu chen d1 bro. okay and we had a 7-day gap. Something bad definitely happened; they are getting on my nerves. annoying every last one of them. She's going to get hit by a car. Nevermind, I am just morbid. Where is Kele? And why is the house going to sh*t? Oh sh*t, he's right there. Girl, clean up your fucking house. This kid needs to not open the door to strangers, bro. Whatever the fuck the actor's name is, through Mu Chen, he definitely likes Zhong Bro. She can't find the necklace; bruh, didn't you lose that like 7 episodes ago? bruh. This kid is a snitch. and she is leaving because, of course, she is. he found the necklace okay

I am writing this one as I go along because I am trying to finish this sh*t and get it done. still in a rush because I am a beast at this. Oh, the besties are talking. if only they could talk stuff out, but I guess not. Let's bring this home, please. Bruh, there is no time to be thinking you have 7 minutes left. We don't need all of these damn flashbacks of when you were happy; just be happy now, please. Also, this class ends in like 7 minutes, so I guess I will write the review in drawing and painting. Whatever the fuck the guy name is growing on me because he is lowkey bad. like bad in a sexy way. Sorry Chloe. In like 10 minutes, I have not checked any of this grammar. King, where are you? Come get your girl and your child before they leave. They are leaving. ugh annoying. and they are on the plan. What is he doing? Bruh, is he going with them? What is happening? Okay, now I am the confused one. Aww, the necklace. "Bruh got a full DBQ in the review." carl. Let's bring it home, please. They are going on a honeymoon? I am so confused. He's going to propose. I CALLED IT BRUH. Why is this so awkward? And why is he so far away? Yay, good for them. They could have done this ending better because, what the fuck? awkward ass kiss. bruh shity ass ending holy shit. and it's done. and class is over. Don't waste your time on this dumb ass shit. Okay bye!

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headline: boss turns into a pig like he Fiona from Shrek or something

It has been such a long time since I finished a drama. Oh my god. The last drama i finished was on November 20th, which is insane because its 2024 now. My average was 8.625, and as always, I rounded down because, yeah. Now we are going to go through them before I forget this whole show. Sorry if everything is spelled wrong; I am lazy!

I had no idea what was happening but I did see it on iqiyi and kept moving it from my watching to havent started and back forth until i caved about 6 hours ago and started watching it. The first episode and every single one of the episodes were very short, which made this a very bearable watch. the boss turns into a pig at 6:30 pm or after the sun goes down. the description was on IQIYI and on my drama list but i didnt read it because it was really long and i never read descriptions anyway, but it was really funny and low-key interestings. i was having a lot of fun watching this while studying for AP lit (which is in 2 days and like 15 hours but thats fine). I said that I was going to finish it today, and I did, because it was a very funny and light watch. I don't know if there's a sequel or prequel to this, but I will watch it next. Funny as shit. I know that this is a sad addition to my drama list, but when I was searching for this on IQIYI, I saw my piggy lover, so I am also going to watch that, probably today as well.

I am looking at the character list for names, and the girl is Yang Xiao Zhu, and the guy is Zhu Xiao Yang. How did I not realize that? im slow. Mr. Zhu aka big Boss, was very grateful for her helping him. The fact that he is doing all this stuff just because he can turn into a pig, as Yang knows, is really funny to me because he can't really run away from her. and he was trying to make his redemption, lol, and turning into a pig every night is probably really annoying, and I don't think I could bear that. I want to know why, lol. We need some more lore. still working on AP Lit. i feel the pig thing would actually made me want to die and the fact we later found out it was because of his dad, i would be so fucking mad holy shit.

The random ass guy who popped up just to be a problem and then left was really getting on my nerves for no reason. Why would you put someone's pig outside on the balcony? and trying to explain why your boss is in your house naked so early in the morning, girl, what? I don't think you can explain that. Good luck explaining that; she better lie like her life depends on it. I mean she kind of did i guess.

She walked all the way home with a man who was a pig for most of it. He needs to stop thinking about his ex and go after the girl who will love him for him (more or less). She loves that he turns into a pig. Also, we love the lore. I think the ex is going to come back and be a problem for them both because he is so stuck in the past. twp questions: if he has been turning into a pig for the past 27 years, why is he still a baby pig? or is he just a miniature-sized pig and also that dream thing that plays at the end of the past two episodes? And who is having that? I think it is a big boss, but I can't tell what the point of it is or what it is. I have the answer to both of those questions. He is a miniature-sized pig, and the dreams were Yang's dreams, I think?

They both have no idea how love works, and its really funny. I think they are really cute, and I love them. I can tell they are both starting to fall for each other because they wouldn't be putting all of this work in just for the company; there is some really strong feeling behind it, and I love that. he sucks at compliments and tjat trasntion into the pig was really funny. him being a pig is hindering their progress but thats okay and that kiss was so fucking awkward but it felt very much like them

Back after my nap, I scrolled on my phone. They are so iconic. How is there so much development in these short episodes? I think this show is funny as fuck. Her faking him falling into the river and dying actually had me dying, and now they are moving in with each other. They are both in love. Im watching big bosses eyes looking at her. Oh my god, they were moving all over the place. These two are very cute, and the pig thing is starting to actually help them by getting closer, and their relationship is going well.

They are on an airplane, and they keep talking about their relationship, which I feel is very much needed. He likes her, but he's not sure if she likes him, and she is not sure either, but I feel like she does because he's giving her butterflies, and I think that is really cute, and I don't know how they are going to keep him being a pig and a squirrel on the plane. "Ma'am? How did you not get it, but the guy is gone, and what is that?" like what. I'd just start spewing the most heinous lies, but that's just me. I don't know why the ratings are so bad for this; this is so far such a cute show.

A misunderstanding got to them. She is rich. What the hell? That part was funny. but he heard her say she doesn't like him but didn't hear the last part. She's worried that he will never like her, and she knows the girl is back and is going to be problematic for them because, of course, she is. they drop the whole rich thing and am still really confused on that.

This piggy big back whore is getting on my nerves, bro. He is just being annoying, and he knows he is. cunt. Actually, bro, he is getting on my nerves so much, like you like her and she doesn't know if she likes you because she doesn't know if you like her because you keep pulling this dumb stuff. There is less than an hour left, so I am going to beast through it.

I am trying to beast through this before tutoring and before I crash and burn. Okay, so he likes her, and she likes him. He is just bad at everything he does and doesn't really know what he loves, and she is shit at talking stuff out, and every time they fight, it's because of a misunderstanding. Her parents are going to be the next issue, probably, or the company is going to sh*t, something like that, i guess.

True loves kiss broke the spell very cute. She just needs to figure out that he loves her so much and he’s coming home and I love them very cute 11th episode and 12 episode better bring it home great shows so far love it.

This was a nice finish to a show I absolutely bested through because it was so short. I had Fuyn and Itw as an overall really cute drama with 4 adorable kisses and a neck-breaking height difference. Overall, it was very cute, and I loved it a lot. I would recommend it. Great show! okay bye!

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Potential not reached

I do not have a headline yet, but this show was good at the beginning and not so good at the end. That's all you need to know if you don't want to read the review. I will give it an 8.1 out of 10, which rounds to an 8 out of 10. Let's unpack. I go from episode to episode. Also, I am not checking my grammar because this show was too mid-tempo for me to care.

I saw it on YouTube shorts, and I love Ceo x Sectary stuff, so I fell flat on my face into it, and then, like, 6 hours go by and I see it on what I am currently watching, and I am just really confused. So now we are here. Cute little trope and cute start. I am a big fan of the cold personality but soft spot kind of thing. And the president is cute. I like him. Youtube shorts roped me in, and I started watching them because of that, no other reason.

We are getting some backstory on why the CEO has this cold personality, which is always fun. They live really different lifestyles, and its cool to see the polar opposites trope in these dramas. I just think that's always fun to have. So yeah. I hope we get some more background on their characters in the next episode, because that makes this way more meaningful. I also just loved this little episode where it was just them. The whole world just kind of stopped, and it felt like it was just them, which I always like to see in these. Uh yeah. I dont know either of their names, but the sectary is so beautiful. They did the little zoom when he was sleeping, and everything about his facial structure is just so cute. And they are always playing into the height difference trope, which I always like to see. So there are a lot of good tropes in this, and I have hope for this show. And that hope went down the drain as the episodes continued. The good tropes could not make up for the show's awful plot.

The episode was a funny, hot mess. I was also watching this in history class. He gets kidnapped; it was so damn random, oh my god, and someone gets sick because they always get sick in these situations. I was so confused and didn't even know what was really happening.

I watched this again in history class. It's kind of my thing at this point. I love them a lot. They are very cute. The kidnapping scene was so freaking random. How do you even kidnap the wrong guy? That sh*t is embarrassing. I think the CEO's mom hired the guy. She seems bad. I love the secrecy guy because he is such a cutie, and him bowing to his kidnapper was so cute. They are getting closer but are still in the awkward honeymoon phase of their relationship. I was actually right about the mom being bad.

I am starting to actually love these two so much. They are barely even in the honeymoon phase, but I am already hooked, and I love them because their setbacks have not even really set them back, and I love that about the show so far. I think the mom is going to be a problem in the future, for sure, but so far they are going strong. The general manager has to back off just a bit because he is making our poor baby uncomfortable. He does not know how he feels about him yet, and the general manager isn't making it any better or worse right now, so they just need to take things slow. They took it a little to slow and got on my nerves.

I’m raving over this dumbass show. I was watching this during Spanish class because we could use our computers. This show is fucking amazing. The general manager is so sexy. I’m on my knees for this man. They are getting so cute, and he’s falling for him, and I love it. Feral for general manager, bro. These episodes were watched months apart, which is why my reviews are so different. They both had really good visuals; I will give them that.

I feel like we keep going back and forth with these two because our baby doesn't know how he feels about the general manager yet. I love the random trips in the middle of the show to strengthen their relationship; that's one of my favorite things because nothing bad happens and everything is just pure vibes. I love to see. I'm stalling and don't want to watch only friends, so I'm trying to get some other shows caught up. This show has a lot of potential for a good ending, and I hope it achieves that in the next three episodes. Hopes went down the tube; only friends were better. Despite them not even being comparable, I watched this with only friends, and I regret it because it was worse.

This was a lazy episode, I feel. They have been dragging out the whole resignation thing, and then he finally does it, and we have two episodes left. They dragged this one on for the full episode and didn't add any more plot. Besides that, it would be fine if the show was longer, but it is not, so it is not fine. I don't really have anything to say. Why were they sleeping in the same bed as the final straw? Then they both like each other; they are both just too stupid to realize it. Cool; hopefully they bring it home for the next episodes. It was not brought home until the final 23 minutes of the show.

If Bro resigned, why does he keep ending up back in the office? We are nearing the end of this show, and at this point, I am getting more questions than answers. This show had a lot of poetry, but now we are almost at the final episode, and they are going back and forth, and I am really confused. I forgot everyone's names, but the secretary was told by the vice president that the general manager changed the contract because he liked him or something like that, and instead of worrying that his boss just did something really illegal, he was like, "He wants me so bad." That was such a good mood, and it was the only good thing that came out of this episode.

We got a rushed, medium, super happy ending. Our couple ended up together, and they were very aware that they were going to be broke once leaving the company, but money didn't matter as long as they were in love. The mom came around in the end, which was good. I was thinking she wasn't going to, but she did, and yeah. good ending, just rushed, and we only got to see our couple happy for 23 minutes, and then the show just ends, which was annoying. This was an okay show, but the ending was lowkey, which made me disappointed. I would not recommend this show. Don't waste your time; its not that good. Okay bye!

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power is one hell of a drug

I wrote that on my history notes because I am currently studying for APUSH, but Thai dramas are more important. Okay, let me average it, and then I will talk about why this review is going to be short because it was two episodes and there's only so much to talk about. And I watched them like a week apart, so they are going to be pretty different. I gave both episodes an 8, so no math there. I gave this 8 stars out of 10. Let's talk about it. I did not check the grammar on this. So L.

They are soul mates, for real. They got some random ass time traveling shit that really has nothing to do with never letting me go at all. The village people thought Nueng was a wizard because he was gay and spoke English. That was low-key funny. It was an interesting concept and reminded me of vice versa in a bad way. I love vice versa, but this reminded me of it in a very negative light. I had no idea how they were going to get back so well on the show after leaving that sense of wonder for the viewers.

Once again, I was not expecting this time-traveling shitshow, but it was cute, I guess. They had a lot more potential that wasn't reached. The look that Nueng and Palm gave each other when they found out that Phum and Kan were together in their universe too It was just one big couples therapy session for our lovely couple. They just deepened their connection and bond with each other. I am going to miss these two because I love the bodyguard trope done right. Yeah, that's it. I am on the fence about recommending it; you can watch it if you want, but it is not necessary at all. That's really it. Boss and a Babe are the only ones from our Skyy 2 that I haven't finished, so I'll try another day. Okay bye!

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love from a distance

So the average for this one was 8.75 stars out of 10 stars, and I rounded it down to 8.5 stars out of 10. This was fun, cute, and short, but still filled with action and plot. It's getting late, so I won't knock out season 2 right now. Yeah.

I am going by the ratings of the episodes because I posted nothing on this on my instagram close friends. I think two things happened, and they were both songs over scenes. Gallowdance by Lebanon Hanover, when Shu yi, zhou shu yi in the street, was trying to drown himself. Those were the vibes, and I still don't know why. And then TV by Billie Eilish, Shu Yi was pretending to be happy for his friends when they figured out they liked each other, and he was undermining his own feelings to see them happy. That was the vibe of the first episode. Shu Yi was an annoying fucker, but I could get behind his actions.

Shu yi and Gao Shi De (using the full government name for him, lol) started being lovey-dovey unientially with their actions and just the way they were so close to each other all of a sudden. I don't think we knew that Gao Shi De liked Shu Yi. Or we probably did, and my dumb ass didn't read the description, but the way he was just acting, I knew it was love at first sight from when they were younger.

"It's an enemies to lovers kind of thing, but I've been in love with you since you helped me in fifth grade." That's my quote. The vibes were slow, but we really got to know our characters more, and that's always fun. I love these two so much.

Shu yi started to fall for Gao Shi De. He fell flat on his face in love. I love to see characters actually fall for each other and not say, Oh my god, I like you because you like me. It's that, but he was in denial at first, and then he realized how he actually felt, and I think that was cute.

They came around in the end and had their little cute moments, and then bros was like, I've got to go to America, and then bro was like, No way, and then bro went yes way. Exactly how that happened actually I am going to watch season 2 tomorrow if I wake up. This was cute, and I can get behind the hype it has. I would recommend it. Okay bye!

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WHAT THE JUNK?

The average for this was a 7.4 stars, but I was feeling nice and gave it a 7.5 stars out of 10 stars. This was so bad, it wasn't even funny. 6 episodes of pure disappointment. The cast was decent; the story was not the best; just the way they presented it and did it made everything just so much worse. I actually couldn't stand watching this. I had to force myself to finish this because there are only six episodes. I saw so many good ratings for this; in fact, I had to scroll like 3 pages to find the first bad rating, and it was a 4, rightfully so.

It's a mashup between Seinfield (I think it is spelled like that) and Dora the Explorer. Seinfield is a sitcom for reference, if you didn't know already. It's a pretty bad sitcom in my opinion; they have shit ass humor, they try to hard to be funny with the laughing in the back, and it is something you go to sleep with and not actually watch. This was that show. You will be better off just falling asleep than actually sitting down and watching this. I say Dora as well, because at the end of the six episodes, I didn't even know his name because I was so damn confused. Nott would look into the camera and make some reference to love, and then the episodes would just end. Like what? That was probably the best part because the lines were actually pretty good and stuck with me.

Acting was, I'd say, all over the place in a good way. I like seeing actors I am familiar with. It was a fun vibe, but the vibe of trying too hard to be funny was not a fun vibe. It just gets annoying, and it's like you are playing bingo with your grandma and trying not to fall asleep. That's how I felt watching this show.

The editing looked like it was done by a 6th grader for a group project that is due the next day. Which can be a good thing because Fish upon the Sky is like that, but they pulled it off. This did not. You can have trash editing on some parts, but you have to mix it in with some actual good editing. It can't all be bad because that just gets annoying after a while instead of being funny because it was random.

Step on Me by the Cardigans was their song. Like towards the end of the last episode, when Nott was having trouble saying what he wanted to say, like he had been doing for the whole show, it was just giving that song, and I had it in my head for the rest of that last episode.

Yeah, that's it. I posted a lot to my close friends, but every single story was just pure confusion, and I really didn't know what was even going on or why. I wouldn't recommend this because this was an actual dumpster fire. If you want to watch it, go for it; I am not going to stop you. Okay bye!

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bro trained his whole life for this momment

The average was 8.25 stars out of 10. This wasn't even that bad. I'm so obsessed with this trope. I love the bodyguard, and I will protect you with my life trope so much. The story was meh. It was pretty okay. The ending was not as bad as people make it out to be, but I kind of wanted more. Okay, so I am going to go on my close friend's story highlight, and I am probably not going to watch the movie because it's just these 8 episodes in 2 hours, and that's kind of a waste of time.

My first reaction was that this lowkey resembles Kinn Porsche with the bodyguard shit. And it was a tale of thosuand stars with the parents paying the person to watch over their son and then the son thinking that they only did this because of their parents. Those were the vibes. I made a joke that Sky's dad is a mafia boss but can't pay the damn water bill in his son's house. Bro needs to step up as a father. Sky was your average annoying main character who just wanted nothing to do with his dad's mafia business and some loving, and that was interesting but not anything I have not seen before.

Then we met Pitch, and he was really making me uncomfortable. Good job on the actor for that, because, oh my god, he was making me so uncomfortable it wasn't even funny. I looked, and he and Bank were also main characters, so I already knew they were going to have something going on, and I love them together.

Of course Sun was an orphan, bro, because we need that good emo backstory for a mafia romance, lol. Then Sun and Sky started to have little moments, and I started to see that the actors actually had some chemistry, and the story started actually going somewhere, because for a good while it really wasn't going anywhere. Then we got more Bank and Pitch, with Bank sleeping in Pitch's bathtub and Pitch starting to fall in love with him. That was really cute, and you can tell he started to have a soft spot for Bank and his stupidity.

Then they jumped to a random date out of nowhere. I was like, What the hell? We have actually seen no development for the past 3 episodes; how are you all even on a date? Like it made no sense. How are you going to make an 8-episode drama a slow burn, bro? Like, what the hell? Then the sun dove into the shallow ass water to save the sky, and then sky did the same, and I actually couldn't stop laughing. The way he dove into the water was so fucking funny. I couldn't even breathe, bro.

Then we had the Thai drama random ass school trip or vacation, and this girl clapped back at the bank and everyone started laughing. That was definitely not in the script, lol. The way everyone was laughing Then bro started singing. Bro, shut up; this isn't a gacha singing battle or trolls; be quiet. Singing didn't kill your stupid grandma, bro. Shut up.

Then we got some more pitches and bank moments. Pitch once again had me scared for my own life through the screen with the way he was looking at Bank. Then both of our couples fell apart at the same exact time, like, what? Catch me a break, please. How are they going to go back and forth and just fall apart for the same exact reason?

Then the goofy ass fight scene, which had me laughing the entire time, I was giving partners in crime by set it off, and it made me really happy for some reason. And then we find out how fucking annoying Sky's dad is when Sun takes a bullet for his goofy ass. Then I said, That's why his wife is dead because he's a bitch; just let them love each other and let me get my super mega happy ending.

"A life without a younger master is like living dead." That was deep, homie. I need someone like that in my life right now. That was a cold line, and I liked it. Then they split up to prove their love, and we got a shitass ending. They could have dragged that out just a bit to get us a super-happy ending. Meh, it was good. I wouldn't recommend it, but it's not that bad. I would have written this six hours ago, but the shift started. Okay bye!

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Went from calling him slurs to calling him his husband

I don’t write reviews for special episodes that are only one episode because I don’t see the point but I’ll let it slide because I really wanted to use the headline lol. Because I thought it was funny.

After 26 episodes. Like 10 years in the show, I think and 1 month and 3 days in real life. Everything was this show is done. The sex tape ending kinda went crazy, other than that, the wedding was mid and I’m disappointed they didn’t do more with this lol.

If they did actually do more with this then the review would have definitely been a higher. I’m not saying a ten but it would have been higher. But they didn’t do more with this, so it’s a 7.5 stars out of 10 stars.

The ending picture at the wedding was cute. And the flashback scenes like I didn’t watch the show, the season 2, and the two specials all in one go. They had some pretty good lines in this. I’ll give them that.

Nothing happened. Wouldn’t recommend. But if you are just like damn I’ve really gotten this far and I’m not going to watch them get married, like I did. Just go for it. It’s a light 1 hour 10 minutes. And you just see all the characters. Okay I’m gonna try and finish Vice versa now, because I’m done with all things Tharntype. Okay bye!

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still beefing 7 years later

My episode average was an 8.1, so I rounded down because this was mid, so very mid. Nothing really happened. This was light work and easy watching, so I will give them that, but nothing actually happened. They were still doing the same stuff they were doing at the start of their relationship. Nothing special. Okay, I am going to just talk about the couples because I didn't really post anything about this on my close friend's story, because the show sucked lol.

Starting off with Tharn and Type because the show is named after them and they are the first actors that come up on the cast and credits, Nothing special. They are still getting into the same nasty fights they got into when they first got together. No one has any character development whatsoever. They had a few banging sex scenes, so they still have their chemistry, or whatever it is. Tharn was a lot more clingy in this. Like he would pout and sulk when he didn't get his way. I noticed that; that was his character development, I guess. Type was really getting into his wife's era. Tharn was just talking about how he could quit his job and he would take care of him. and Type was like say less bro. He cooks, cleans, does laundry, irons the clothes, basically does everything for Tharn. That was his character development. He sucks at showing his emotions, so he shows his love with chores and stuff like that. So I guess that's sort of cute. And I thought I was done with this stupid show, but nope, I have to watch them get married in a separate episode. My lord, okay, next couple.

Leo and Fiat Their presence in this makes me miss dont say no. It was my first BL drama in my most recent era of boys love dramas. It really got me back into it, and seeing them in this made me miss it so much. Fuck, I forgot how much of a homewrecking little whore Fiat used to be. He got on my fucking nerves with this. Poor Leo, bro. He's always loved him; I remember that, and that really stuck with me. He just watched his crush be with every single man in the world before he even looked at him. I don't remember (probably because I watched Don't Say No on Billi Billi back when it was still available in America, lol) Leo being this aggressive and dominating. I just love it so much. He was very handsy, and most of the time he stepped back from Fiat's love life, but his getting pissed off and yelling at Fiat was, my god, very sexy. I miss them for real for real. They are so fucking cute, and I love them so much. Besides Fiat's little homewrecker era, that was gross.

Next up are Champ and Dr. Khunpol, or Doc or Khunpol in the streets. They were cute, and I liked them. This show was collecting tropes like they were Pokemon with these couples. Doc had liked Champ since freshman year but had to keep his feelings to himself because he didn't want to end their friendship, which was cute. Doc is actually such a cutie; my god, he was adorable. I'm kind of mad at their ending, but whatever. They could have had so much more potential, but that was never reached, sadly. They were still really cute, and Champ's willingness to understand love just for Doc was really cute. Loved them.

And our last actually relevant couple is Phugun and Cirrus, or Cir, in the streets and the sheets. They were my favorite couple, and I still don't know why. I just loved their dynamic so much and fell in love with them instantly. Phugun was the cousin that they never talked about in tharn type or probably did, and I just was not listening at all because I am really bad at that. Phugun was the cousin of the Th family (th because all of the kids names start with th, lol). He was so adorable, my god. so innocent and just wants to love everyone. Their sex scene was good, bro. The way Phugun was talking to Cir was crazy, bro. That scene kind of told me that appearance is a front to get what he wants, and I really respect that. Cir was your average jealous boyfriend, who just kind of stood back and loved his boyfriend in the midst of the chaos that was unfolding next door. They were cute. My favorite couple If I was going to watch back, it would be their sex scene, lol. That was good. The sexuality of the whole thing was just amazing and lovely. I am actually going to go find it right now lol.

Yeah, that's about it. This is skippable because nothing actually happened. It didn't ruin the ship per se; it was just not necessary at all because nothing happened. The creators just tried to milk a really popular ship, and it didn't work. Now I have to watch another episode just to see these bozos get married. After that, I am done with Tharntype for good. I don't know what the goofy ass parent story is, but fuck that. This was a light watch, and it's still the same Tharn and type. Okay bye!

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12% of what?

They mentioned it once in the beginning and then never again. So I don't even know what the 12 percent it out of bro. This is a decent show with a mid ending. I missed a good portion of some of the episodes because I was falling asleep. (Like eyes shut and mouth open, asleep bro.) Nothing happened at all. No progress at all; we had some character development but not enough for me to get emotionally attached to them. I finished this at 2:57 p.m., 3 minutes before I had to clock into work. It got an 8.75 out of 10 stars from me, but I rounded it down because I can.

I took a break from the show on episode 11 for like a week or two because it was really boring and they were falling apart, and I was sort of emotionally there, but not really. Enough that I had to stop watching it because Cake and Eiw were sort of falling apart. Okay, now I am going to go to my Instagram close friends and see what I was thinking while watching it, because I don't have enough good things to say about this show.

I started it 15 days ago and finished it 5 hours ago. June 18th, 5:50 p.m. The room was designed, and it felt like the character actually lived there, and I thought it was cute, because that makes characters more likeable and you get to know them better by the way the room is designed and what posters are on the wall and how the bed and desk are. I made a comment to myself in between us that Earth and Benz have really similar behaviors and the way they talk and act. and that really came through in this show. My eyes were shut, and I couldn't tell who was talking, bro. It was crazy. Both are good actors. Then Prem just showed up, and I was like, Bruh what? The Hia we weren't really ready for but didn't know we needed.

The actors were good; I give them that. The writing just seemed to not be good. Like it was a very slow burn. The first kiss on the 12th episode is hella slow burn. As a side note, there are 14 episodes. Santa was sweating bullets in almost every single scene, which I thought was unintentionally a good representation and very much needed. But please get my poor baby a fan, he needs it.

I really liked the characters dynamics. Like the best friends turned lovers trope, it wasn't presented that well with the writing, but it was still decent. The way Cake took care of Eiw was just so sweet, and it was like they were destined for each other. The cuddling was very cute; I liked it. Then Bro left for America, and whatever little stuff they had going on literally went down the drain so fast it wasn't even funny.

Then Cake gets back, and oh my god, I was going FERAL for that bleach blonde hair with the dark eyebrows. And his already very relaxed face and everything—my god, I was like Jesus—he is so sexy. You could tell he was mature but still the same old cake, and I think that was presented really well. So good on them, I guess. Eiw looked gorgeous as well. His hair, his nails, and the overall confidence he had gained was great as well. So character development, whatever the time skip was or whatever, was so amazing, and you could tell that they had grown out of their kid phase and really into that young adult phase, and I think that was really nice to see.

Then they were still cuddling and doing the same things they had always done, but this time you could tell there was more tension and more love that wasn't just best friends being kids. They were grown now and really starting to realize their feelings. Or, from Eiw's point of view, rekindle that love that he had never lost. That was really good. That's all of the stories I have.

A little summary: the show was mid, and there was some good plot development, and the character designs and everything in that aspect were good, but the plot was dog water, and I was falling asleep while watching this. It has a vibe and is not really hard to watch. If the plot was even a little better, this rating would have been better, but it wasn't, so it's not. The actors did a good job; the plot just did not do a good job. This one is skippable for sure. That's it. Okay, bye!

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now why?

The average was an 8.6, so I rounded down. There is not a lot to talk about. If you don't watch this, you won't miss anything at all. Nothing happened in the five episodes. They are just trying to milk the show. I will give you a rundown on the couples because there is a word minimum limit for reviews.

Sarawat and Tine, our baes They just faced the real world in this and experienced time apart. That's about it. And they sang. THEY KEPT SINGING. If something went wrong, they would sing. If something went right, they would sing. If nothing happened at all, THEY WOULD SING. I don't like singing in Thai dramas; it reminds me of Gacha singing battles.

Man and Type called, and then Bro showed up, and then he disappeared. That was it. There's not a lot to say about them. They are long-distance, and they are trying to make it work.

Mil and Phukong are together and trying to get past that awkward phase of relationships. It is sort of working, but not really. No one thought to tell Sarawat they were dating, though. That was funny.

Boss and Pear are my favorite awkward straight couple with no actual chemistry. Boss running into the water and swimming was really funny, though.

Dim and Green are my favorite couple. Everyone hates them, but I'm really obsessed with them. I don't know why. They are just funny and always have issues.

If there are more couples, my bad. They all got shity endings. Skip this if you want. It is not necessary. Okay, now I am going to try to finish Sotus season 2. Okay bye!

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hopefully the longer version is better

It's hard to squish a series into four episode I understand that, and I give them credit for at least trying to do it. But this was actual dumpster fire. It makes me not want to watch the long one. It wasn't the acting or anything like that; it was just the fact that it was too short, and I feel like I was just confused. The actors visuals were really good; they complimented each other very nicely. I feel the storyline and how it was executed in this really put me off of actual love mechanics. I just didn't like it. Bro gave him three chances. The third time is the charm, I guess. There's not a lot to say about this. Probably skip it; it's not good, and you will end up with more questions than answers for sure. Just go watch the longer one; I would not recommend it. Okay, onto the tale of a thousand stars. Okay bye!

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a thai drama infinity stone

whatever that means. When you think of Thai dramas, you think of "Together. I have watched so many edits and seen so many things talking about it, and it dawned on me that I actually had no idea what the show was even about. It's an easy watch up until the end. I would have finished this at 12 am, but I had to check out before they fell apart on episode 12, so good on the show for getting me that emotionally invested in the show. It got an average of 8.6, which is rounded down to an 8.5 because of that ending. They milked it for a sequel that I will watch in like 2 months when I have completely forgotten what the show is even about. I hate the tropes with internalized homophobia, like the I am only gay for you trope. Getting on my nerves. It's a good show with an okay ending. THE SINGING MADE ME ACTUALLY WANT TO CRY. One of the main reasons I am not watching this again is the singing. I am okay when there is a little bit of singing here and there, but they were singing like four times every 10 minutes. Bro, actually shut up. I turned the volume off when they were singing; this is not a fucking high school musical. Shut up. You are lucky you guys are hot, or else I would have dropped the show so long ago. The boob jokes were actually so funny. We needed that. I would recommend it; it's one of the infinity stones, and you kind of need to watch it. It's too strangling for men to be overly flirty with each other because they have crazy good tension. That's how I would describe it. I respect it. Uh, okay, thank you for this show. On to whatever my friends pick for the next one. Okay bye!

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