The numbers don’t have anything to do with the episodes. Some episodes have lots of funny stuff some don’t. It’s only roughly chronological with the show.
#1 Falling down a steep cliff does not result in death #2 Bai always precedes Hei - it is just the natural order of things #3 Food has no calories and should be consumed at every opportunity #4 When bad guys try to kill your love rival, let them #5 Bai Fengxi remembers she sees #6 If you are going to dance seductively, wear a red dress #7 The sleeve and the fan are mightier than the sword #8 Don't bother with blankets, just use body heat #9 Hand made noodles will unlock his life story #10 Must have at least one bad parent and imaginary cousins #11 The timely ankle twist is a more important skill than showy gravity defying flying kicks #12 Must have strong piggy back and copious blood factory #13 Never hold hands with just any girl in the streets, only that one girl #14 You don't draw that well, she just looks that good #15 Be greedy when it comes to food and all four elegant gentlemen #16 Funerals are for dead people and not those you wish dead #17 To eat or to Hei Fengxi, that is the question? #18 Heaven hath no thunder greater than that of a long dead queen #19 Be known by a dark foxy stripper 名号/name #20 Surprise - they met when they were kids! #21 Spicy exotic delicacies to ward off black dogs blood is just another excuse to eat #22 Introducing your girlfriend to the girl who wants to be your girlfriend makes you the third wheel #23 Don't give your master love advice unless you like memorising military stratagems #24 You get better love advice from romance novels than from your inexperienced subordinate #25 A real hero need not take advantage of a woman to rule the world #26 I promise to feed her well #27 Foreshadowing is when her drawings and clay figures of you are all so.... round #28 Be sure to let the villain and no one else know you are on to him #29 When in doubt just stab the least likely suspect in the back #30 The flower medicine kiss will cure all from inner energy loss to deep stab wounds
The old guy is just not smart. He is too naive, overestimates himself and is constantly getting into trouble.…
I kind of guessed the flower would be used to restore HFX's inner power but I gotta give it to them on how they made BFX and a medicine kiss a part of it too.
The old guy is just not smart. He is too naive, overestimates himself and is constantly getting into trouble.…
😂 I actually rolled my eyes! And at the back stab as well bc you know, that is so vile and so cliche... and then the mouth to mouth medicine... I am kind of like do these peeps have a check list they gotta go through and make sure they get everything???
1. FINALLY a successful confession and a real kiss.2. It’s so sweet how he kneeled down when he said those things…
Tbh I am not so crazy about the kneeling. It is such a strong Western influence and it looks so awkward in a period drama setting. But yeah otherwise it was nice.
The old guy is just not smart. He is too naive, overestimates himself and is constantly getting into trouble.…
😂😂😂 And a Token Keeper no less... no wonder it got misplaced... or not... He must have been a Gary Stu in his youth. Langhua momma probably died saving his sorry ass.
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#1 Falling down a steep cliff does not result in death
#2 Bai always precedes Hei - it is just the natural order of things
#3 Food has no calories and should be consumed at every opportunity
#4 When bad guys try to kill your love rival, let them
#5 Bai Fengxi remembers she sees
#6 If you are going to dance seductively, wear a red dress
#7 The sleeve and the fan are mightier than the sword
#8 Don't bother with blankets, just use body heat
#9 Hand made noodles will unlock his life story
#10 Must have at least one bad parent and imaginary cousins
#11 The timely ankle twist is a more important skill than showy gravity defying flying kicks
#12 Must have strong piggy back and copious blood factory
#13 Never hold hands with just any girl in the streets, only that one girl
#14 You don't draw that well, she just looks that good
#15 Be greedy when it comes to food and all four elegant gentlemen
#16 Funerals are for dead people and not those you wish dead
#17 To eat or to Hei Fengxi, that is the question?
#18 Heaven hath no thunder greater than that of a long dead queen
#19 Be known by a dark foxy stripper 名号/name
#20 Surprise - they met when they were kids!
#21 Spicy exotic delicacies to ward off black dogs blood is just another excuse to eat
#22 Introducing your girlfriend to the girl who wants to be your girlfriend makes you the third wheel
#23 Don't give your master love advice unless you like memorising military stratagems
#24 You get better love advice from romance novels than from your inexperienced subordinate
#25 A real hero need not take advantage of a woman to rule the world
#26 I promise to feed her well
#27 Foreshadowing is when her drawings and clay figures of you are all so.... round
#28 Be sure to let the villain and no one else know you are on to him
#29 When in doubt just stab the least likely suspect in the back
#30 The flower medicine kiss will cure all from inner energy loss to deep stab wounds
To be Continued...