DA DA DA DA DA third episode has arrived and it was so criminally awesome that a few my IQ points just filed for witness protection!
Where to even start with this 16 minutes long, unfiltered, raw, in your face gibberish of a script that is truly Oscar worthy! To all aspiring authors out there, I highly recommend to take notes on this breathtaking, incoherent word-salad, also known as "script in incognito" that our esteemed writer(s) produced in episode 3! Every cop drama writer should come and study this ingenious method of storytelling if they're hoping to make it in this business!
I must confess, I never had any kind of unidentified powdery substance, but it seems that our ML wasn't sniffing baby powder while he was waiting for his ex to spill the tea...uhm I mean the whiskey! It makes perfect sense to get one's brain scrambled before a cop show up as long as that particular cop is your ex, who already told you that if you do anything unlawful he will arrest you! On the other hand, that same cop was playing "hide the salami" while he was "raiding" the place, which might have given our club owner mixed messages on that issue. so we can let this slide I guess! I mean who am I to question the artistic creativity of the blatant inconsistency that our very open minded and forward thinking writing staff produced!
I also noticed, that our club owner has a superpower that is a perfect match of his illusionist ex's disappearing policeman gear! He can be high as a kite in one moment, than he'll be completely coherent and clean in the next! Nobody told me that this cop show/BL BDSM/romcom is also a sci-fi series on the side!!! I'm in absolute awe of this broad spectrum masterpiece! If we can get some aliens or dear should I dream of seeing a vampire on this show, I might just wet myself with glee!
I must address the most moving part of this episode, that made me wipe tears from my eyes, and could hardly catch my breath. Yeah, laughing that hard can do that to you!
Don't get me wrong, I truly appreciated the skill of non-reaction while discovering that your ex is a druggie/possible undercover cop/victim within a span of 2 minutes without a single emotion shown on your face! Oh, this life saving, hard to master skill is part of the curriculum in every spy school all over the world and maybe they should recruit this young actor for some 007 gig, because he's a natural!
Then, he did a complete one-eighty and got all soft and nurturing, promising to help his wayward ex with everything, including rehab! At that point I was literally sobbing into my hankie! In a meantime, our club owner was busy telling absolutely nothing and kept trying to shove some powder up his wannabe savior's nose one moment, than trying to convince him to stay away because things are so dangerous! I assume, he probably meant that something more dangerous than stuffing drugs into an orifice, but I can be wrong!
I must admit, that the writer(s) are truly outdone him/her/themselves this time! The final scene was the ultimate climax of episode 3, as a now bone sober club owner wanted to stand up for himself and his ex lover by refusing to let him get hurt than promptly collapsed on his knees 60 seconds later! That flat line-exchange and forced, fake despair will haunt me until tomorrow's episode! Not to mention the look on the captain's face, that reminded me of someone with severe stomach issues and it was just as painful to watch!
For the life of me, I'm not sure how this company was able to gather such immensely talented staff and crew in one place, but I pray to the BL gods to watch over them, because their invaluable contribution to the BL genre cannot be measured! Every department from writing, editing, wardrobe and cinematography are doing their absolute minimum to prove it once and for all, that you can achieve the pinnacle of film making just by physically show up on set as frequently as absolutely necessary! No skills or talent of any kind is required to produce cinematic magic as long as the producers are able to provide a minimum wage budget and your non-effort, exquisite wonder-work will be rewarded with the distribution of this organic, biological waste product to anyone who's got internet connection and a strong constitution to survive the viewing experience! I'm proud to say, that I have platinum membership in this very selected, by invitation only club of BL fans, who lives and breathes for the ultimate pain and pleasure of watching this kind of sublime, mind-melting phenomenon!
I feel that I should follow our club owner's example and be on my knees, humbled and subservient in the presence of such remarkable mastery that the director created for us! I can only hope, that I'll stay worthy of this privilege, this heavenly gift for many years to come!
Of course this is just IMHO as always, and I say to thee, my fellow members, let us convene for another 16 minutes of worship tomorrow!
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Where to even start with this 16 minutes long, unfiltered, raw, in your face gibberish of a script that is truly Oscar worthy!
To all aspiring authors out there, I highly recommend to take notes on this breathtaking, incoherent word-salad, also known as "script in incognito" that our esteemed writer(s) produced in episode 3!
Every cop drama writer should come and study this ingenious method of storytelling if they're hoping to make it in this business!
I must confess, I never had any kind of unidentified powdery substance, but it seems that our ML wasn't sniffing baby powder while he was waiting for his ex to spill the tea...uhm I mean the whiskey!
It makes perfect sense to get one's brain scrambled before a cop show up as long as that particular cop is your ex, who already told you that if you do anything unlawful he will arrest you!
On the other hand, that same cop was playing "hide the salami" while he was "raiding" the place, which might have given our club owner mixed messages on that issue. so we can let this slide I guess!
I mean who am I to question the artistic creativity of the blatant inconsistency that our very open minded and forward thinking writing staff produced!
I also noticed, that our club owner has a superpower that is a perfect match of his illusionist ex's disappearing policeman gear!
He can be high as a kite in one moment, than he'll be completely coherent and clean in the next!
Nobody told me that this cop show/BL BDSM/romcom is also a sci-fi series on the side!!!
I'm in absolute awe of this broad spectrum masterpiece!
If we can get some aliens or dear should I dream of seeing a vampire on this show, I might just wet myself with glee!
I must address the most moving part of this episode, that made me wipe tears from my eyes, and could hardly catch my breath.
Yeah, laughing that hard can do that to you!
Don't get me wrong, I truly appreciated the skill of non-reaction while discovering that your ex is a druggie/possible undercover cop/victim within a span of 2 minutes without a single emotion shown on your face!
Oh, this life saving, hard to master skill is part of the curriculum in every spy school all over the world and maybe they should recruit this young actor for some 007 gig, because he's a natural!
Then, he did a complete one-eighty and got all soft and nurturing, promising to help his wayward ex with everything, including rehab!
At that point I was literally sobbing into my hankie!
In a meantime, our club owner was busy telling absolutely nothing and kept trying to shove some powder up his wannabe savior's nose one moment, than trying to convince him to stay away because things are so dangerous!
I assume, he probably meant that something more dangerous than stuffing drugs into an orifice, but I can be wrong!
I must admit, that the writer(s) are truly outdone him/her/themselves this time!
The final scene was the ultimate climax of episode 3, as a now bone sober club owner wanted to stand up for himself and his ex lover by refusing to let him get hurt than promptly collapsed on his knees 60 seconds later!
That flat line-exchange and forced, fake despair will haunt me until tomorrow's episode!
Not to mention the look on the captain's face, that reminded me of someone with severe stomach issues and it was just as painful to watch!
For the life of me, I'm not sure how this company was able to gather such immensely talented staff and crew in one place, but I pray to the BL gods to watch over them, because their invaluable contribution to the BL genre cannot be measured!
Every department from writing, editing, wardrobe and cinematography are doing their absolute minimum to prove it once and for all, that you can achieve the pinnacle of film making just by physically show up on set as frequently as absolutely necessary!
No skills or talent of any kind is required to produce cinematic magic as long as the producers are able to provide a minimum wage budget and your non-effort, exquisite wonder-work will be rewarded with the distribution of this organic, biological waste product to anyone who's got internet connection and a strong constitution to survive the viewing experience!
I'm proud to say, that I have platinum membership in this very selected, by invitation only club of BL fans, who lives and breathes for the ultimate pain and pleasure of watching this kind of sublime, mind-melting phenomenon!
I feel that I should follow our club owner's example and be on my knees, humbled and subservient in
the presence of such remarkable mastery that the director created for us!
I can only hope, that I'll stay worthy of this privilege, this heavenly gift for many years to come!
Of course this is just IMHO as always, and I say to thee, my fellow members, let us convene for another 16 minutes of worship tomorrow!