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Smart. You should be compiling all this and starting a blog. Imagine the traffic.

But no, what's harder to believe is that I haven't even watched any of that ahahahahahahaha I'm a clown

AH, how do you have all this info available? What are you?! Also, you got 37 hearts in your comment (38 now). That's true power. Respect.

That would accelerate global warming. Too much of a risk.

LOL the Dude abides hahahaha

Did you just LOLed at me in spoiler? 😹😭🤣

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I already have some...notes... written down. Just in case. O_O

Chinese language is on a whole other level. Let me guess, in the Fei Fei scene we have something like "Are you lost baby gorl?" 😹😭

Hahahaha sorry, I tried my best but season 2 has me going bald with so much stress. That was the best I could come up with 😹🤣

Hahahahah that's nice to know, thank you ♥️

Oh, and, I only deal with facts LOLOLOL

Hahah thank you, Blue ♥️ Although, I think both of us are wrong in our definitions of THE DUDE 👇🏻

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Those "romances" of late are sending me to an early grave 🤣

Hahah oh no, not at all, far from it. I'm probably just the most desperate 😹

Yeah, that's true! My Mister is my absolute favorite and it's also considered one of the best kdramas ever, and it has a 9 rating. You're right, 8.7 is indeed good :)

Thanks, beloved, I try 😅🥰

But most of the time, I fail LOL

Thank you! Frustration is the best source of inspiration 😅

LOL when I get inspired, there’s no stopping me 😹 Dug hahahah ok, that’s quite accurate.

There’s a boy and a girl. A lot of bad things happen to them. Bad, bad things. People around them start dying like flies. Crying, lots of crying. Girl gets separated from boy. Loses her mom. More crying. She waits 70 years to be picked up but no one comes. More crying. Decides to go look for mom. She can change her face and starts disguising herself. Forgets how she looked like at first. Gets captured by evil fox. Escapes. Grows up. Lives 300 years as man. Not just the face. Every bit. She (as a manly man) now works as a doctor. Meets beggar Fox dude almost dead. Oh, a flower! How symbolic! She takes care of Fox dude. She gives him baths. Blushes. Oh! Fox dudes knows she’s a girl! Fox dude gets better. Fox dude gets clingy. Fox dude doesn’t leave. She goes to find valuable stuff in the forest (weddings are expensive). Sings for pretty rabbit so she can capture it and sell it. Another dude hears her song. But not just any dude. THE DUDE, the ultimate, unforgettable, mesmerizingly stunning white-haired 9-headed serpent demon Dude shows up. Pretty rabbit gets eaten by stunning dude’s giant duck. Bad dude! Bad duck! Stunning dude captures girl. Girl gets some 50 shades of Silver treatment at the hands of the stunning dude. Bad dude! Toxic dude! Neck bites! YAY!! A guy like you should wear a warning! It's dangerous, I'm falling. Sing it, Britney.

Meanwhile, boy from the beginning of the story (the Main Dude) is looking for her. They’ve been apart all this time but they’re now in the same town. There are love bugs! Bugs go to the Main Dude, then they go to the Stunning ex-bad dude. Bunch of misunderstandings, girl gets subjected to all sorts of unfortunate events just like a Baudelaire orphan, until she becomes a girl again. But wait! Not just any girl, a Princess. Yay! She reunites with Main Dude! She now has a silly sister! A father! New dresses! Fewer brain cells! A brand-new archery teacher! Four dudes after her! It’s raining men, hallelujah! God bless Mother Nature! She’s a single woman too!

Oh yeah, there’s a fourth dude, but not worth mentioning ‘cause time is short. Drug abuse! Award-worthy acting! More crying. Assassination attempts! Girl dies! The Fantastic Four comes to the rescue. 37 years of getting the best possible medical treatment underwater. Girl gets revived! Stunning ex-bad dude definitely isn’t bad! Never was, to begin with! Ex-bad dude is the best thing everrrr! Except for his blind loyalty. That’s a bish. Stop being stubborn! Where's your will to live??? More misunderstandings. Fox dude has some fox dude dealings to deal with but doesn’t! He’s engaged! He asks Princess Girl to wait for 15 years so he can deal with his evil Fox family. There’s a bad grandma! And a bad fox brother! And a bad fiancée! Everything is bad. Except for the ex-bad dude, who’s no longer bad and now has a new hair color! Two stunning dudes combined in one! Black and white like a game of Go! Better than Christmas! Girl likes fox dude but also likes stunning ex-bad dude (both black and white versions). Not the neck! But he keeps pushing her away! Too hot, U can’t touch this. Stop! Hammer time! More misunderstandings! Girl gets engaged to the fourth dude. Still not worth mentioning. Pregnancy! Spitting blood! Oh no, the heartbreak! Main Dude gets the Iron Throne! Yay, all hail King Bran! I mean Cang Xuan.

Intermission

Summer of 2035:

Part 2. Main Dude is the focus. A bunch of changes from the novel. Stunning ex-bad dude rescues girl from her unwanted wedding! In his black haired-version! Yay! But wait. Tencent is barricading the doors. Netizens are crying. Scenes have been deleted. Episodes have been reduced to 21. Not enough time!! A bunch of misunderstandings. Girl gets back with Fox dude. Noooooooo. More crying. Netizens are mobilizing their troops. Best character is killed. Blood everywhere. Not Boromir all over again! Collective trauma. More crying. But what about the extra episodes? Noooooo it can’t end this way! But it’s not a tragedy! Everyone found their place in life! Happy ending for Princess Girl! Booooo! Boycott! More crying. Therapy needed for the next 5 years or so. Tencent’s phones won’t stop ringing. More crying.

The End. Roll credits.

Ok, you asked for it.

*cracks knuckles*

Well, what a coincidence! Small world, Kok!